Massage Parlor Reports

On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan.

What's her name looked at me through her John Lennon but much thicker glasses and said something unintelligible. We stared at each other dumbfounded for a second before she hurried out of the room as unemotionally as everything else she had done for the previous 40 minutes. I overheard that the cops were there for an inspection. Already I was dressing and figured I at least had my underwear on if they came in the room. In seconds I was fully dressed and wondering what to do next as my life was surely coming to an end when they book me on, well I don't know what really. I was a fully dressed man next to a bed with ruffled sheets and no sperm anywhere, at least not mine. I just sat down and hoped that somehow the nightmare would end.

Maybe there is a god. The inspection was merely ensuring that some number of rooms claimed in the permit and number of workers on file were properly recorded. From what I could hear all was good and they said if another cop showed up show them this inspection certificate and they will go away for another year. Does Hollywood make movies about this kind of thing? I'm breathing now. Still dazed and confused I began to walk out and drop a couple of twenties to what's her name when she comes back through the curtain and motions for me to take my clothes off again and lie down. I'm totally disoriented now and looking for the time portal that must have been there and transported me to a parallel universe. It's not there but now I'm naked at taking off this girl's clothes. I move her around to where I want her and she dutifully bends over for me. I need release bad and almost did what I never do, BBFS that is. Nope, not for me. I slid Jr up and down that beautifully tight, young set of butt cheeks and moaned with each thrust. Or was I wimpering with delayed fear from ten minutes ago? For the first time Miss Nameless relaxed a bit, trying to be pleasing rather than just obedient even though the way she was obedient was a bit of a turn on too. She bent over with something approaching enthusiasm and held me tight as I was bent over her.

My imitation of Mt. St. Helens went off really well and satisfying. I was happy. She was happy. I tipped her and left. For the first time I saw her smile. Whew. What a night.

[QUOTE=Asphalt;6720613]On another recent trip to DTLA I headed up to Chinatown again. This time no protests by city hall and made the trek with no deviations. Merry Spa looked a sad little place from the outside and it didn't get any merrier when I stepped in the door. A couple of girls were in chairs in the lobby wearing winter clothes and sleeping in them but one woke up as I stood there for a few seconds and asked if I wanted her to give me a massage. Of course I'm just guessing about what she said because it was too garbled for me to understand, but as it turned out I had it right. This small old lady led me to a room, opened the curtain, just a really thin pattern sheet really, and let me in.

For the next 30 or 40 minutes she gave a diligent but not very skilled massage. Once in a while her body came close enough to my hand for me to touch her a bit. As time went on I thought I was only getting a very cheap but no fun massage. But right at the end of the face down time I began to get a bit more aggressive with trying to touch her and she didn't seem to mind it but didn't encourage it either. Before long I'm reaching under the stretch jeans and fondling this old lady butt with both hands. Damn, this old girl really has a nice butt! I move her around, sit up, roam a bit more and finally realize that this chick a lot younger than I thought, maybe late 20's or early 30's. She had great legs and butt, probably one child that didn't do any damage except leaving the belly just a bit rounder than flat. The eraser nipples up top poked out of a nearly flat but still tight chest and now I'm on my way to having a really good time that was interrupted only by the police introducing themselves to the mamasan. . .[/QUOTE]Been there. UTR shop in the valley, had just slid my providers pants back up to enjoy more massage and the door opens. Two LEO in windbreakers ask her to step in the hall. I hear them asking for ID, she says she doesn't have any, they give her a choice, ID or bracelets. She held firm, got linked up and escorted out. Whole time I'm lying face down, waiting for the same request. Hallway goes quiet, I eventually get dressed, wander out. Cops are chatting with Papasan, and he apologizes as I leave. Went back a few days later, he made sure my lost time made with an extra girl. Yeah, heart races and you feel awfully lucky as you drive away.

So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.

[QUOTE=Deypsh;6720747]So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.[/QUOTE]Has anyone gone? They will not text me back.

[QUOTE=Deypsh;6720747]So there used to be a place in WeHo called La Vie Spa and that same number is now being used on bedpage for a new spa in Westwood. Has anyone been to the new location between SM blvd and Ohio? Curious to know if its worth a trip.[/QUOTE]That address is right by my vons. What is the addy on westwood or the exact cross street.

So some fooker on the maps of the rub went all gaga because Cici in Santa Monica at the place on Pico and Lincoln (the one on the corner) let him blow in her mouth. The last time I was there it was I think 70 bucks in and the hot young asian (age 45) wanted 150 for a fook. So I called Sun accu and Cici is there. Cici is, in a word, unattractive. If there was a calendar of all the babes working at 99 ranch market, she would not make February. She is a heavy asian with large tits, cheap perfume and a wait problem, as in she cannot wait to eat.

She does however suck dick like she is ringing a bell.

I go in and the mamasan looks like marge Simpson after the bomb went off at Hiroshima. As I recall it from last time, the rooms are smaller than the massage classes given at 8155. Cici rolls in and starts massaging me. I counted time by the 80's music they had on and by two songs in she was squeezing my nuts like she was feeling for a good meyer lemon. She had me turn over and worked my asshole over llke she was prepping me for a colonoscopy using a 2 by 4. She worked my dick and balls to a state of me being ashamed at being aroused by this girl. She went to sucking bare and it was as good as an Amy's pizza. Better than Digiorno, but nothing compared to rey's in Manhattan. She made the motion for fucking and I told her that under no circumstances would I fuck her and if she was the last person standing in a world of piss I would not jump on her shoulders.

She kept on sucking until she got TMJ. She jerked me off and it was a pretty disgusting load. I paid 90 for an hour, gave her a hundred and she started crying for more. So I added a 20.

So I rol into the wharf at like 2 on sat and no answer at the door. I waited for about as long as the Nba has waited to terminate draymond. I mean you have to be so woke to forgive him that you apologize to your bipoc friends for shitting in the wrong color.

Finally, Yu yu comes out and shoves me in the room with the defective LEED lighting. She takes the 60 and tells me to wait. I waited about 10 min and a new girl comes in and starts direct examination to ask me where is the 60. Apparently Yu yu taking the money violates the articles and bylaws of this shithole because she has to give the house fee to the boss. The fucken boss sits eating bean curd noodles in Alhambra counting his millions in 20's, apparently.

Anyhow this new girl would not tell me her name and was like, today is my last day so you do not need to know. She then left the room in search of the missing 60 bucks. Then she asks me, and this was pretty telling, why was Yu yu not servicing my 10 in shlong? I said I had no idea, but I started thinking that maybe, and I am just spitballing here, but these girls know my rep for enduring minimum 25 minutes of dick work before nutting. I guess Yu yu and Sarah have decided to jerk off the fookers who come in wearing masks and bringing presents.

Anyhow, new girl has a great body, and if she was on Sawtelle, the mongers over on hot young Asians would be deeding over real properties to her her shtting after a helping of kimchi.

She got more annoyed at my stamina and I had pity on her and dropped a nasty load.

Fuck this place.

[QUOTE=Monjerjj;6718318]Xixi is hot. About 5'2", she's fit, natural body, perky B's, There is a sexy tattoo on the right chest, bushy on top and shaved underneath, firm and perky butt. She has a very youthful appearance, matched with her charming personality makes her a great choice. Her massage is CMT, probably the best I've had there, she's strong and has a great technique.

Her services are amazing, I was really turned on by her so it made the session that much more better, she's very intimate and aggressive at the same time, she blows and fucks you like a girlfriend that hasn't seen you in a long time. For sure one of the best times I've had there. $60/$140 hr.[/QUOTE]Damn! I waited around last night to get a glimpse of / maybe meet this fabulous woman, but alas she was otherwise occupied. But, at least I have something to look forward to.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6721325]That address is right by my vons. What is the addy on westwood or the exact cross street.[/QUOTE]The shop is at 74XX Santa Monica Blvd in West (holly) Wood.

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Everything for 100 con FS?[/QUOTE]Probably no, probably 100 sin adicional.

Thought I would give some quick descriptions of the girls that were working at this place for everyone's convenience. Both girls were spinners.

Kelly had a very pretty face, she was wearing a white strapless dress, thin petite body, B size tits and a small booty. She looked pretty cute and attractive to me.

Cici was pretty as well, but not quite as attractive as Kelly, tank top and shorts, thin petite body, B size tits, sexy tattoo above her breast, trimmed kitty, small booty and a little bit shorter than Kelly I think. She was probably a little younger than Kelly.

I ended up with Cici and she had a nice attitude and I was digging the vibe she put off. I also liked how I could see her tattoo, just thought it was sexy. Paid the house fee of 60 for 1 hour, stripped down in the room and went off to the table shower.

Soaped me up, did the bodyslides and this shit was fun. Never had a tiny girl slide all over me before. She cleaned up my boys quite a bit, got me hard and rubbed it a little. No BJ, but I guess I shoulda paid before LOL. Grabbed a towel and back to the room.

Dried off and asked for FS, placed 140 down on bed. No issues and we got to work. She performed a little bit of massage that was quite nice, then on to the main event.

LFK, then she went down for the BBBJ as I sat on the edge of the bed. Good technique and she fit quite a bit of it in her mouth for a small girl, but not DT or facefucking.

Rubber on, I get on the bed and have her mount for RCG, and her shit is on point! Love seeing that tiny little ass. I'm already close to busting my nut, so she spins around for ACG and rides it out until I fill up the rubber. Pussy felt tight to me and girl was only like 100 pounds or something so she bounced around easily.

Place was nice, I was happy with my visit here. Will happily come back.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBlu;6722428]Thought I would give some quick descriptions of the girls that were working at this place for everyone's convenience. Both girls were spinners.

Kelly had a very pretty face, she was wearing a white strapless dress, thin petite body, B size tits and a small booty. She looked pretty cute and attractive to me.

Cici was pretty as well, but not quite as attractive as Kelly, tank top and shorts, thin petite body, B size tits, sexy tattoo above her breast, trimmed kitty, small booty and a little bit shorter than Kelly I think. She was probably a little younger than Kelly.

I ended up with Cici and she had a nice attitude and I was digging the vibe she put off. I also liked how I could see her tattoo, just thought it was sexy. Paid the house fee of 60 for 1 hour, stripped down in the room and went off to the table shower.

Soaped me up, did the bodyslides and this shit was fun. Never had a tiny girl slide all over me before. She cleaned up my boys quite a bit, got me hard and rubbed it a little. No BJ, but I guess I shoulda paid before LOL. Grabbed a towel and back to the room.

Dried off and asked for FS, placed 140 down on bed. No issues and we got to work. She performed a little bit of massage that was quite nice, then on to the main event.

LFK, then she went down for the BBBJ as I sat on the edge of the bed. Good technique and she fit quite a bit of it in her mouth for a small girl, but not DT or facefucking.

Rubber on, I get on the bed and have her mount for RCG, and her shit is on point! Love seeing that tiny little ass. I'm already close to busting my nut, so she spins around for ACG and rides it out until I fill up the rubber. Pussy felt tight to me and girl was only like 100 pounds or something so she bounced around easily.

Place was nice, I was happy with my visit here. Will happily come back.[/QUOTE]Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.

[QUOTE=ClosetPervert9;6722912]Might be a schill post. Tread lightly.[/QUOTE]Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.

[QUOTE=NaughtyBlu;6723164]Appreciate the input man, but I'm not a schill. The place is newer and doesn't have a whole lot written about it. You are welcome to have your own opinion and I guess since you felt it necessary, also to broadcast it on this forum. This is just the way I chose to write my review of the provider I saw at this location.

I feel that people can make their own determination here without your input quite honestly. Am I supposed to write down less detail? Use less words? I'm sorry if I come across as defensive. But I make my first post after joining this forum and already being called out without any evidence.[/QUOTE]Not newer at all, RM has reviews dating back to exactly a year today.

For sure tread lightly.

[QUOTE=NathanR;6721970]The shop is at 74XX Santa Monica Blvd in West (holly) Wood.[/QUOTE]Its located on Westwood Blvd between SM Blvd and Ohio on the west side of the street. Its close to the LA City Parking citation center. On the window is says some bs about a sound bath and wellness.