Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=AsianLPGAfan; 1778190]IT has been awhile since good Aamp / AMP. I was in Alston today and was in a Froyo frozen yogurt shop and I had one of those "deja vu" sightings.

Alice was the last good AamP I can recall and this very hot looking asian gal with her friend were in this froyo shop too, looked just like Alice.

Maybe it was the "You look so familiar look" I gave and she smiled back at me.

After "the law change" and end of the good ole days Alice packed up her stuff and left RI. She was briefly in Vegas, went to Ny, then made a very, brief appearance several years ago in Boston. She also told me she was looking at going to the UK. A couple of us exchanged brief info on her whereabouts a few years ago.

I would be curious if anyone had any new info. Her old phone number has been out of service for years now.[/QUOTE]I assume this is the Alice who was at the Regency a few years ago. If you ever do hear where she is I hope you will pass the information along to me. I heard she moved back to China but who knows. She was an absolute sweetheart.

So I went to Admiral Spa at 5:30 on Friday. I drew an attractive girl. I couldn't get the name after several attempts. It sounded like Bori (Lori, Bonnie?) Anyway she was cute, but this was a very average experience. From the moment I left the room to the TS, I got the feeling like I was interrupting what she was doing before and was annoyed. Then I started to talk myself out of that opinion, and perhaps she just didn't speak English well. The table shower was fair, rubbed with hands and covered all the areas, but the water wasn't really warm and she didn't get near any cracks and crevices. On the shower flip, again all the parts were washed, but no playing.

On to the massage. The massage was good. I asked for a hard massage and got one I was happy with, the flip was very mechanical and again there was no real playing. It was one of those endings where it was fast and furious. It was just not that enjoyable. I gave standard tip. Looking back I should have reduced a bit.

With this being said, I think she intended to give a good experience. On the way out, mamasan asked if everything was good and I said yes. Bori was with me and didn't feel like complaining with her present. Besides, everything was delivered. I just don't think she was the girl for me. I'm thinking she was new. I don't think I'll be back until this place gets some more experienced staff.

So I forgot to post my review on NMS last week.

Went by NMS and there was some workers in the parking lot laying some black coat down or something. There were some construction barrels there and you couldn't park there. I parked on a side street and walked over. The owner seemed annoyed that this was going on at during the day on a holiday. I'm sure it cost him good business. He was very apologetic and very hospitable, as always.

When I entered, I realized the place was empty (probably the work detracted people). I asked if Hannah was still around and papasan said no and got Mimi. Mimi have a good table shower, thorough and a little playing. The massage was solid. I have some injuries and a nice hard massage is always a good thing for me. She did it well and with a nice touch. The flip was very good. It was slow, sensual, and got into it a little. Standard tip. Got dressed, received a bottle of water, and out the door. Thanked papsan and was off.

I like papasan. He is constantly improving his business and cares about the quality of his services. In addition, he kept the water flowing in a drought.

I'll be back soon.

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP; 1778651]So I went to Admiral Spa at 5:30 on Friday. I drew an attractive girl. I couldn't get the name after several attempts. It sounded like Bori (Lori, Bonnie?) Anyway she was cute, but this was a very average experience. From the moment I left the room to the TS, I got the feeling like I was interrupting what she was doing before and was annoyed. Then I started to talk myself out of that opinion, and perhaps she just didn't speak English well. The table shower was fair, rubbed with hands and covered all the areas, but the water wasn't really warm and she didn't get near any cracks and crevices. On the shower flip, again all the parts were washed, but no playing.

On to the massage. The massage was good. I asked for a hard massage and got one I was happy with, the flip was very mechanical and again there was no real playing. It was one of those endings where it was fast and furious. It was just not that enjoyable. I gave standard tip. Looking back I should have reduced a bit.

With this being said, I think she intended to give a good experience. On the way out, mamasan asked if everything was good and I said yes. Bori was with me and didn't feel like complaining with her present. Besides, everything was delivered. I just don't think she was the girl for me. I'm thinking she was new. I don't think I'll be back until this place gets some more experienced staff.[/QUOTE]Let's see, I think yours is the second or third post regarding her; all of which have not been glowing.

I'm thinking (and hoping) that it's just because she is new and inexperienced, and needs some time to get into the groove.

What we need are a few volunteers to continue to shape and mold her into a decent provider. Guys that are willing to TOFTT, as it were.

But: did you not notice those great legs and ass?

Yeah. Not enough to offset the mediocre service, sadly.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1778672]Let's see, I think yours is the second or third post regarding her; all of which have not been glowing.

I'm thinking (and hoping) that it's just because she is new and inexperienced, and needs some time to get into the groove.

What we need are a few volunteers to continue to shape and mold her into a decent provider. Guys that are willing to TOFTT, as it were.

But: did you not notice those great legs and ass?

Yeah. Not enough to offset the mediocre service, sadly.[/QUOTE]It was such a disappointment to have such an attractive girl, not into it. I'd rather have a mediocre girl that really wows me. I've even had other girls who were older and quite a bit heavier. Ok she was big. However, she was one of the best (top 3) and have sought her out despite such things. She knows what she's doing.

I don't think I'm going to lay down any more cash for her training. Like any other service, I want someone who meets my expectations.

I'll check back at the end of summer if the reports are good.

Okay, I can't take it any longer, and need to vent.

Lately, I have noticed an increased amount of slurping and other sorts of noises when getting a BJ, from every single provider I have visited over the past few months. I'm aware that a lot of saliva is made while going up and down on the latex, but some of the girls make as much noise as a waterfall.

It's distracting. It's false, and it's not necessary. And, it's a mood-killer as well. I thought these were my own feelings, but in PM's with others, the same complaint has been voiced.

It seems to me to be something new. In the past, when the provider had a mouthful of man-meat, there was minimal noise. Once in a while, to suck up the saliva, but why do that? Just let it dribble down! Are the condoms being made nowadays downright distasteful? Or, do they think making all of the noise is enhancing the experience? I don't know, but it sure as hell is annoying. If they are lousy tasting, switch to polypropolene, which is taste-neutral, and actually better, especially for those girls that get a reaction from latex. Plus, they are a bit thinner, and give a lot more feeling, IMHO.

For my part, I am going to start telling her that sound effects are not necessary, and not wanted.

And: what about the provider that decides that it's time to switch positions, or go to a HJ or a BJ when you were content plugging away in doggy or missionary? WTF? Am I not the customer, and am I not the one calling the shots?

There seems to be a trend going on here as well with service fees. As others have mentioned, if we pay higher, the word spreads, and if allowed, a new, higher standard will evolve into place, and we'll be paying more. And get the sound effects thrown in for good measure.

I think that it's time to assert ourselves and speak up if the session is not going as we, the customer, want it to. There is enough competition out there now so that we have alternative choices.

And while I am at it, it's time to stop the fake orgasm noises as well. I find that to be an insult to me as a man. Just be yourself. We know most sessions don't really give the provider an orgasm, and they know that we know it too.

I'm making an assumption without actual knowledge here but I think they may be following a porn trend here withe the noisy blowjobs. Seems like any recent skinflik I've seen has a deep throat scene with lots of noise and spitting.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1778691]Okay, I can't take it any longer, and need to vent.

Lately, I have noticed an increased amount of slurping and other sorts of noises when getting a BJ, from every single provider I have visited over the past few months. I'm aware that a lot of saliva is made while going up and down on the latex, but some of the girls make as much noise as a waterfall.

It's distracting. It's false, and it's not necessary. And, it's a mood-killer as well. I thought these were my own feelings, but in PM's with others, the same complaint has been voiced.

It seems to me to be something new. In the past, when the provider had a mouthful of man-meat, there was minimal noise. Once in a while, to suck up the saliva, but why do that? Just let it dribble down! Are the condoms being made nowadays downright distasteful? Or, do they think making all of the noise is enhancing the experience? I don't know, but it sure as hell is annoying. If they are lousy tasting, switch to polypropolene, which is taste-neutral, and actually better, especially for those girls that get a reaction from latex. Plus, they are a bit thinner, and give a lot more feeling, IMHO.

For my part, I am going to start telling her that sound effects are not necessary, and not wanted.

And: what about the provider that decides that it's time to switch positions, or go to a HJ or a BJ when you were content plugging away in doggy or missionary? WTF? Am I not the customer, and am I not the one calling the shots?

There seems to be a trend going on here as well with service fees. As others have mentioned, if we pay higher, the word spreads, and if allowed, a new, higher standard will evolve into place, and we'll be paying more. And get the sound effects thrown in for good measure.

I think that it's time to assert ourselves and speak up if the session is not going as we, the customer, want it to. There is enough competition out there now so that we have alternative choices.

And while I am at it, it's time to stop the fake orgasm noises as well. I find that to be an insult to me as a man. Just be yourself. We know most sessions don't really give the provider an orgasm, and they know that we know it too.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP; 1778675]It was such a disappointment to have such an attractive girl, not into it. I'd rather have a mediocre girl that really wows me. I've even had other girls who were older and quite a bit heavier. Ok she was big. However, she was one of the best (top 3) and have sought her out despite such things. She knows what she's doing.

I don't think I'm going to lay down any more cash for her training. Like any other service, I want someone who meets my expectations.

I'll check back at the end of summer if the reports are good.[/QUOTE]One of the best providers I've ever known was plain looking, and a tad on the heavy side.

But, she was absolutely top-notch in her skills in every way, more than making up for her average looks.

You and I agree that great looks do not always mean great service. Beauty is fleeting; skills last far longer.

[QUOTE=BigBadDog69; 1778298]So, Dog, tired of waiting for his ATF to come back from vacation, another week to go I should add decides to venture out and sniff out some kitty. After reading a couple of reviews about Apple at Refresh I decide that this could be interesting. Figured One Spa and downtown places there would be no parking so I'll go elsewhere. I was dead wrong on that one. Should have stayed with my ATF Far East.

Apple is nice enough and only been there since this past Wednesday. She seems to be in asian years in her mid to late 30's. She's not bad looking, but again, not my type. I like young spinners.

Now, the TS was very thorough and cleaned the jewels very well and the crack got a good scrub. A nice dry off and back to the room. Massage was more of a rub. I give it a 4. I get a little lick in the butt crack also, which was interesting. I'm thinking this is going to be fun. Big Dog is ready for fun and a long wild ride. That was off the mark bigtime.

It was all fake slurping noises, never turned around but I could see that she had flapjacks for breasts. Hey, I'll take flapjacks if I have to. Rode the Mighty Quinn for a short ride reverse cowgirl still not wanting to turn around. Oh, and she had a 70's furburger. Was going to finish this by hand no matter what I said. Could have got better at Admiral without the FS. Been trying new places and Refresh comes in last, so far, in the race for number 1.

Dog out till next time.[/QUOTE]The only thing about Apple that piques my interest just a tiny bit is your mention of a furburger. Love 'dem burgers!

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1778697]One of the best providers I've ever known was plain looking, and a tad on the heavy side.

But, she was absolutely top-notch in her skills in every way, more than making up for her average looks.

You and I agree that great looks do not always mean great service. Beauty is fleeting; skills last far longer.[/QUOTE]Good looking women act like bitches and give shitty service quite often because guys will put up with it because they're good looking. They get their ass kissed going through life because men are constantly trying to get into their pants. An average girl is more likely to be pleasant. Maybe they've had guys break up with them for someone cuter or they've been second-fiddle to their cuter girlfriend. For whatever reason average girls are better in my opinion.

Just like younger girls tend to be bad providers due to youth, I find the really hot ones are the same way because their looks.

I will say that I'm not into fat girls. If when I hug a girl, her stomach touches me before her tits, then I have a problem. I'm not bashing them personally, I just don't usually find them attractive. Everyone is different though.

[QUOTE=Rei Haragoma; 1778672]Let's see, I think yours is the second or third post regarding her; all of which have not been glowing.

I'm thinking (and hoping) that it's just because she is new and inexperienced, and needs some time to get into the groove.

What we need are a few volunteers to continue to shape and mold her into a decent provider. Guys that are willing to TOFTT, as it were.

But: did you not notice those great legs and ass?

Yeah. Not enough to offset the mediocre service, sadly.[/QUOTE]With all the bad press about Bori I think it's time to defend her. I have seen her a few times and as others have said about different providers, the more you see her the better she gets. No, you're not going to get FS nor anything even remotely close, it doesn't happen there, and it shouldn't. I saw her last night and had an exceptional time. If you don't like what she's doing make a suggestion to her, but be reasonable. She is a true sweetheart and definate eye candy. She has a very relaxed way about her.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1778718]With all the bad press about Bori I think it's time to defend her. I have seen her a few times and as others have said about different providers, the more you see her the better she gets. No, you're not going to get FS nor anything even remotely close, it doesn't happen there, and it shouldn't. I saw her last night and had an exceptional time. If you don't like what she's doing make a suggestion to her, but be reasonable. She is a true sweetheart and definate eye candy. She has a very relaxed way about her.[/QUOTE]Thanks for a different take on her.

I shall ask for her my next visit. It seems only fair to give her the benefit of the doubt.

[QUOTE=LivnLifeVIP; 1778705]Good looking women act like bitches and give shitty service quite often because guys will put up with it because they're good looking. They get their ass kissed going through life because men are constantly trying to get into their pants. An average girl is more likely to be pleasant. Maybe they've had guys break up with them for someone cuter or they've been second-fiddle to their cuter girlfriend. For whatever reason average girls are better in my opinion.

Just like younger girls tend to be bad providers due to youth, I find the really hot ones are the same way because their looks.

I will say that I'm not into fat girls. If when I hug a girl, her stomach touches me before her tits, then I have a problem. I'm not bashing them personally, I just don't usually find them attractive. Everyone is different though.[/QUOTE]I can't edit my last post, so I will reply to my previous post just to mention that I wasn't implying my experience was from a b*tch. I was just stating what I've found to be trends.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1778718]With all the bad press about Bori I think it's time to defend her. I have seen her a few times and as others have said about different providers, the more you see her the better she gets. No, you're not going to get FS nor anything even remotely close, it doesn't happen there, and it shouldn't. I saw her last night and had an exceptional time. If you don't like what she's doing make a suggestion to her, but be reasonable. She is a true sweetheart and definate eye candy. She has a very relaxed way about her.[/QUOTE]I agree Smoke. But I think It's with all provider's. The more you spend time with them the better it gets. And if not then move on to the next one. If theres a hot provider that does it for me I'll spend some time trying to make a connection 99% of the time it works and I have a good thing going for as long as she here or something else catches my eye. Bori is very relaxed and has a way about her. But like anything else." is the squeeze with the juice ". For me it is.

[QUOTE=Smoke Screen;1778718]With all the bad press about Bori I think it's time to defend her. I have seen her a few times and as others have said about different providers, the more you see her the better she gets. No, you're not going to get FS nor anything even remotely close, it doesn't happen there, and it shouldn't. I saw her last night and had an exceptional time. If you don't like what she's doing make a suggestion to her, but be reasonable. She is a true sweetheart and definate eye candy. She has a very relaxed way about her.[/QUOTE]I'm glad you had a good session with her. She WAS nice and is very nice too look at. She seemed like she wanted to give good service. She didn't do anything wrong, it just wasn't up to what I used to get at Lilly's. Maybe it was an off day for her, or maybe it was just my expectations that were off. I don't know.

In retrospect, I shouldn't have tipped the standard. I think I should have tipped slightly less. A tip should be reflective of the service of that session. If the service gets better, the tips will as well. In my mind having to invest several visits for the service to ramp up and become good is like going out to eat and having only a fair waitress and then having to become a repeat customer before the waitress gives you good service. Service is service.

Thanks for the thumbs-up on her.