Massage Parlor Reports

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If you go off to see the wizard, you'll likely be disappointed if you are looking for Dorothy, but you'll land happpily back in Kansas in the end. UTC roaming a definite, more a possibility. $100- $150 total damage.

If watching the morning sun come up is your thing, you can also get a full moon and all that implies, if you are lucky and pick the right provider. An expensive option but worth it. $150+.

If you venture to Castleton you can have a Dandy time, although for most, just short of being as happy as it's POSSIBLE To be. If you are nice to her this petite provider will give you almost everything you want, and if you REALLY nice you can remove the almost. $120+.

Should you be lucky enough to Partake in a little Thai MOON shine, you won't be disappointed in the taste or the texture. Total satisfaction is possible but only for a lucky few. A little expensive but you won't regret the outlay. $150+.

You can enjoy the little flowers on east 71st, but your pleasure will not extend past a typical AMP ending. $100 total damage.

If you visit the Scrubs you will receive a very professional service with a standard ending to the visit. $100 total damage.

Relaxing under the Unlucky Shade tree will probably result in a turn of good luck but you won't hit the jackpot. $100 total damage.

Should decide to play Black Jack, you might not hit 21 on your first visit, but the dealer will certainly show you her cards. Hitting 21 here is possible I think, if you are willing to a Ben plus half again.

Full service at H. Enough said. $120-150 total damage.

At the muffler shop you can get your pipes inspected up close and personal; the mechanic will let you give a close inspection of her toolbox. $100-150 total damage.

If you go NIghtNIght on 71st, you won't get much sleep but you will get to watch a full moon and taste the provider. Full service provably available. $120-$150 total damage.

All reports based on 1 hour and standard price of $60. Total is inclusive of massage.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3389198]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.[/QUOTE]I've been here a couple of times and most girls have the same rules. No going in pants or under. Last one I was able to feel some Asian apples but nothing too crazy.

So after 6 or 7 weeks I finally found a free late afternoon to get out but the place in Franklin was the closest I had tine for. I went even though I struck out the one time I went. I got there and a girls is in the front and says I'll have to wait an hr.

Fuck there's goes my time, only option is Columbus and now I only got 30 mins.

I got the same women as before. She'll let you. Do whatever and seems fun but her technique blows. It's your damn job lady. How am I better at it than you? I'd never go if I wasn't so desperate at this point.

This is why you'll almost never see me TOFTT, I only get 10-12 shots a year at this. Huge bummer when you strike out and have to wait a month.

[QUOTE=Morgan6016;3391832]Was going to do some FISHing but ended up LANDING in Oz. I did not see the RUBY slippers, But I did see something else ruby red that were as big as pacifiers. Nice clean quiet place. Althought the Sound of Silence is still stuck in my head. Everything was massaged thouroghly. My new favorite. Sorry, but I won't even give a hint of the girls name somewhere in this report.[/QUOTE]Maybe if we whistle, or even better sing Sounds of Silence we might get the gal to sing some of it back.

[QUOTE=JamesHunt76;3391879]Birthday bonus? Anyone ever gotten Ruby to take her slippers off completely? Usually the door is cracked. And pants make taking them off difficult.[/QUOTE]Well, no. Not completely. But that's not really necessary, now is it?

I think there is an uncle amongst us. Do some math.

Went and has a girl named koko or coco. Pretty hot. Teased the hell out of me to where I was going crazy. She made me self serve, but the best self serve ever, she teased me all over and let me roam. Kissed. Worth it honestly, and I never say that for self serve.

Is this the same spot where the blonde girl is? If so, what's her name?

Does Ethan Hunt have an Uncle? Quite possibly.

[QUOTE=DuggerJug;3392459]I think there is an uncle amongst us. Do some math.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RonBurgIndy;3392611]Does Ethan Hunt have an Uncle? Quite possibly.[/QUOTE]Always questions, never answers.

[QUOTE=Indiguy;3392319]Maybe if we whistle, or even better sing Sounds of Silence we might get the gal to sing some of it back.[/QUOTE]I tried to whistle, but had something stuck in my teeth.

Tried jump street. Didn't get ladys name average build, short curly hair, didn't speak much english. Massage was intense, almost hurt at times. Standard 60, + 40 for ending. Plus a little extra tip to let the puppies out. No roaming below. Nice enough personality. Might repeat. Finally figured out where OZ was but too far north for me so not going there.

[QUOTE=WhatsUp73;3393360]Tried jump street. Didn't get ladys name average build, short curly hair, didn't speak much english. Massage was intense, almost hurt at times. Standard 60, + 40 for ending. Plus a little extra tip to let the puppies out. No roaming below. Nice enough personality. Might repeat. Finally figured out where OZ was but too far north for me so not going there.[/QUOTE]Try Judy. Much better massage and from the sound of it, more accommodating.

So ho's don't always show up when their handlers book them. So homie decided to go on a little adventure. I was planning to go to Club Rio and see what was up. But first I stopped at massage parlor on west tenth street. The girl there looked more attractive than the the last time I was there (or maybe I was more horny). I'd say 7. 5 on the azn AMP scale. In any case I decided to go for the 1/2 hour massage for. 5. On the flip I told her I wanted full service. She asked me a lot of questions about whether I'd been there before and who I saw. She quoted 2. Ordinary I don't haggle but for that price I could have seen some of the better talent in town. She wouldn't budge. The sex was very good. Maybe not 2. 5 good, but whatever, life is short. She got very wet and it was obvious she was enjoying herself. Her kitty felt like warm mink. After about 20 minutes of grinding I busted. God help me I love fucking. Who will be the first to break my super secret code?

[QUOTE=CooterJones;3395390]So ho's don't always show up when their handlers book them. So homie decided to go on a little adventure. I was planning to go to Club Rio and see what was up. But first I stopped at massage parlor on west tenth street. The girl there looked more attractive than the the last time I was there (or maybe I was more horny). I'd say 7. 5 on the azn AMP scale. In any case I decided to go for the 1/2 hour massage for. 5. On the flip I told her I wanted full service. She asked me a lot of questions about whether I'd been there before and who I saw. She quoted 2. Ordinary I don't haggle but for that price I could have seen some of the better talent in town. She wouldn't budge. The sex was very good. Maybe not 2. 5 good, but whatever, life is short. She got very wet and it was obvious she was enjoying herself. Her kitty felt like warm mink. After about 20 minutes of grinding I busted. God help me I love fucking. Who will be the first to break my super secret code?[/QUOTE]A Windtalker. Oh wait, they might have put it a little deeper into their message.

[QUOTE=CooterJones;3395390]So ho's don't always show up when their handlers book them. So homie decided to go on a little adventure. I was planning to go to Club Rio and see what was up. But first I stopped at massage parlor on west tenth street. The girl there looked more attractive than the the last time I was there (or maybe I was more horny). I'd say 7. 5 on the azn AMP scale. In any case I decided to go for the 1/2 hour massage for. 5. On the flip I told her I wanted full service. She asked me a lot of questions about whether I'd been there before and who I saw. She quoted 2. Ordinary I don't haggle but for that price I could have seen some of the better talent in town. She wouldn't budge. The sex was very good. Maybe not 2. 5 good, but whatever, life is short. She got very wet and it was obvious she was enjoying herself. Her kitty felt like warm mink. After about 20 minutes of grinding I busted. God help me I love fucking. Who will be the first to break my super secret code?[/QUOTE]I was there last Saturday late afternoon. I'll agree the girl was attractive. She wouldn't budge on price. You forgot to mention that she had nice B sized tits with nipples that were like mini marshmallows. She liked having them sucked and I enjoyed sucking on them.