Massage Parlor Reports

Just curious. Does anyone know what became of the 30 something provider at the Carson location (prior to Carson she was at NiNi and always wore a short black dress)?

WRT to new reports, I've stopped by jump street twice and had Judy both times. Very friendly and allows you to take off her pants with complete roaming available if you are "gentle". Have left very happy both times. Standard rates apply.

Yesterday, I went on a journey back to Oz And visited Dorothy aka Cici. She's cute and friendly but I think her massage skills are non existent based on my experience. She started right in with the sensual touch and never deviated from the light stroking, spending most of her time on the upper fifth of the lower half of body. Which was fine with me. Let me pull her pants down, and gave full access although no fiv. Left happy. No negotiation was necessary and she didn't ask for a tip, so I was voluntarily generous in hopes of getting full service on next visit.

[QUOTE=PrinceNumenor;3385888]Quote: "On a side note I seriously wonder if all this code crap was ever intended to throw off LE (like they can't figure the same shit out we do) or to just play games! Seriously, there is no fun in me wasting my time on trying to find a place that may have 2 or 3 different codes! After a few years in this "hobby" I realize it's just like football, "Any given Sunday"! I have had a few ladies that I became regulars with and once they trusted me they were very good to me. Only problem with that is I like the thrill in seeing if a fresh face will give a happy ending. An occasional BJ works but really not into screwing a hole that sees multiple rods a day!

I totally agree. When you've been doing this hobby as long as me the code crap is starting to get irritating. AMP's come and go. The "Old Relax" is now the new relax with a different name and it is not in Australia. I've made my friends too but the urge is always to try something new. The code stuff reminds me of the old computer games like "Leisure suit Larry" where you solve all the clues and finally get to see him fucking. Maybe we should have "an escape room" to get laid.

Numenor.[/QUOTE]I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.

Went to Angel yesterday and spent .5 for 30 minutes. The girl there gave me a hard, comfortable massage on my back, then flipped and gave me such a nice rubdown that I got an uncontrollable large erection. The girl giving me the massage actually started laughing and flirting. She pulled the towel off me, poured oil on my cock, then told me stroke myself as she rubbed my balls and nipples. Despite doing the work myself, I blew a really large load. It felt really good. Gave her .5 tip.

Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave. , AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.

[QUOTE=Nimda2;3388238]I have resisted saying anything in the past out of fear that A2 will slap me around but since a few of you guys have brought it up I thought I would share my thoughts on the codes.

The codes can be somewhat humorous but that is about the only good thing I can say about them.

The problem with the codes is that some of them don't make any sense. The ones that do make sense are pretty easy to figure out. Some require a bit of history with the board to understand but what really bothers me is when someone wants to come up with a new code and it is just plain crap.

I will offer a couple of examples:

1. "21 Jump Street" = 21st and Franklin Rd. So the 21 part is pretty straightforward as that is obviously 21st street but WTF is "Jump Street" suppose to indicate? Hop, Leap, Skip? What does "Jump Street" have to do with Franklin Road? Stupid clue that can't be solved.

2. "The Tonight Show" = Carson Ave. The dude who first discovered this place wanted to be the one to give it a code and so he comes up with "The Tonight Show" and his clue was: "The previous LOCATION of the tonight show". And so we do the research to figure out where the tonight show use to be located. New York, Chicago, LA? But then we find out that instead of the previous LOCATION, the clue should have been the previous HOST of the tonight show. "LOCATION" vs "HOST" not exactly the same thing so this code was screwed up from the beginning and unsolvable.

All in all just a waste of time trying to figure out what the code is for some of the AMPs. If you guys want to keep using the codes, that's fine with me, just please think about it a little and then think again to make sure what your telling us is relevant to everyone and not just you and your pet cat.[/QUOTE]I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.

[QUOTE=RunForGold;3388793]I am pretty good about deciphering codes, but just tell me where 'Oz' is.[/QUOTE]This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search or a knowledge of local spa names.

I personally thought jump street was obvious, as in "21 Jump Street" a fox network drama from the 80's. Most of the code names are pretty weak and generally easy to figure out, if you're from around here and been in the hobby for awhile. Otherwise they probably do serve to keep the dilettantes at bay. . I do find myself using them (ref my previous post).

[QUOTE=RunForGold;3388787]Yesterday, I went to the North Shadeland Ave, AMP location, first time, as I have my other favorites, but was looking for something different, a new challenge. I drew a lady, probably mid 30's, Malaysian, had been there three days and had arrived from New York, Queens. 7-8/10, not cheap looking, dressed in blue medical scrubs, and spoke reasonable, conversational English, and seemed educated. Now, I have been in the monger business some 20 years, so I can read most providers, this one was different, her name was 'Joyce'. The hour massage was magnificent, her attempt at a non asked for HE was a failure, but she felt badly about it, seriously. Coming from Queens, the mecca of massage parlors, and not being able to finish the job or not allowing utc roaming of any kind, was something I haven't experienced in a long time. She was personable, friendly, and really a nice lady. There was no conflict between us. My query to you fellow mongers who have visited this AMP in the past, is this more of a legit location or should I return for another try, as she hoped I would. A PM would be most appreciated.[/QUOTE]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3388841]This has been stated multiple times. Think RUBY slippers. FCS, all it takes beyond that is a simple google search[/QUOTE][URL]http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/massage-therapist/ct/milford/ruby-slippers-day-spa[/URL]

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.

[QUOTE=Scup1958;3389775][URL]http://www.wellness.com/dir/1219842/massage-therapist/ct/milford/ruby-slippers-day-spa[/URL]

I hope CiCi is still working there by the time I get to Connecticut.[/QUOTE]When you finally arrive, you will be ready to Relax.

Hello fellow mongers I took a trip up north to day too see the ruby slippers. And hear to say it was amazing meet the big chested girl I took the 30 min. Massage was great on the flip she knew what I wanted, very slow and nice and yes if you play your cards right those puppies do come out total damage 80.

[QUOTE=Monsignor;3389198]I've been to north shadeland 3 times, and never failed to leave "happy", so it's certainly no Massage Envy if that's your definition of legit. On the other hand, I've never been able to go beyond sliding my hand down the therapists pants to grab her bare ass while she's finishing the job. No other UTC roaming allowed, at least for me. BTW, my provider was the silver haired girl each time. I seem to recall that others may have received a higher level of service from others there.[/QUOTE]Everything happen to align and I found myself at north shadeland yesterday afternoon. Figured I might have the place to myself since a lot of you all were forced to behave on Mother's Day, and I was right. Did the 60 minutes and had the place to myself the entire time. The silver haired girl took my house fee and she sent in someone else to work me over. Excellent massage from a girl that said she was new, not a looker by any means but passable English skills and pleasant enough. Excellent massage followed by standard finish, . 6 + . 4, clean up was extra thorough and meticulous.

I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!!

[QUOTE=Jeff0708;3391337]I followed the yellow brick road all the way from South Bend today on a business trip to find the ruby slippers. I opted for the one hour session the girl was a 7/10 the English was pretty good. The massage was very good, on the flip straight to business. I was able to openly examine the perfectly shaped trophies. Then I stopped and thought why not try for a 4 hand. Usually in South Bend I have a spot that allows me to do that midway through the session. To my surprise she obliged and requested the tip for two up front. Let's just say it was one of my better experiences I was able to get all the trophies out to thoroughly examine them and to my surprise they both did some examining themselves this is usually unheard of where I'm from let alone getting them out to check out. I will definitely repeat the next time I'm in this area!![/QUOTE]H or O exam?

Was going to do some FISHing but ended up LANDING in Oz. I did not see the RUBY slippers, But I did see something else ruby red that were as big as pacifiers. Nice clean quiet place. Althought the Sound of Silence is still stuck in my head. Everything was massaged thouroghly. My new favorite. Sorry, but I won't even give a hint of the girls name somewhere in this report.

Birthday bonus? Anyone ever gotten Ruby to take her slippers off completely? Usually the door is cracked. And pants make taking them off difficult.