Massage Parlor Reports

I'm going to preface this report with this: NO PMs! I won't reply to them when it comes to this. All the information is here.

I was tired of the streets being covered in cops and snotty attitude girls, so I decided to go to east garden off of Decatur and hacienda. It was a great decision. It's in a shopping center on the right hand side if you're driving south on Decatur and just before the light at hacienda. Rang the bell and this cute blonde Asian girl with a small shoulder tattoo led me back to a room. Just sheet "doors", but whatever. I pay her 40 for the half hour and she gets ready to go, but she jumps up and says "I forgot about the guy in the first room! I'll be back in 20 min. " I laugh a little bit and say ok and start to watch the camera monitor. Another girl walks by a few times and she says something in Chinese to her. So the new girl pops into my room and says that she'll take care of me.

And she did my friends. She took real good care! Her name was Judy. I'd say about 5'6 with the heels on, brown hair, small tits and a little butt. She was very flirty, and like to use her tongue a lot. She asked if it was my first time there and I answered yes. She was laughing about that. She grabs my hand while playing with my nuts and asks me what I want. I tell her I want to fuck and she excitedly agrees.

Offered her 100 and she was hesitant and asked for a little more, I told her that's all I have (stick to your guns fellas! She said ok and it was off to the races. CBJ followed up by some cowgirl style and she kept kissing my neck. Popped in the bag and she kept going for a little bit and giggling the whole time.

She was fun and if she was available again, I'd go back.

[QUOTE=FunSeeker702;5416087]You sound like an burned out narc detective that's close to retirement and see's a random dude standing on a street corner who's probably a drug dealer and approached him with stupid questions and then get mad when dude blows you off and doesn't give you the answer you want because he can tell you're a narc. LOL, WHY WON'T THESE PEOPLE TELL ME THE TRUTH!

Dude, put the ego away and just act normal LOL.[/QUOTE]I have posted my information, wit, wisdom and what little I have learned, along with good times and bad. I have been on this site for years, and have never been attacked before. I'm really a regular guy and person, with limited income, and give a lot of cautionary advice, along with honest reviews. I had never been to a massage parlor, and decided to try 2 of them, and personally, I think I will stick to other avenues. I had no idea that the massage girls had various rates, and did not let you know until the last minute about their rates or amount of service. It was quite cryptic. In captitals, I was asked why I could not tell the truth. I thought I did.

[QUOTE=BassLake;5417730]I have posted my information, wit, wisdom and what little I have learned, along with good times and bad. I have been on this site for years, and have never been attacked before. I'm really a regular guy and person, with limited income, and give a lot of cautionary advice, along with honest reviews. I had never been to a massage parlor, and decided to try 2 of them, and personally, I think I will stick to other avenues. I had no idea that the massage girls had various rates, and did not let you know until the last minute about their rates or amount of service. It was quite cryptic. In captitals, I was asked why I could not tell the truth. I thought I did.[/QUOTE]To mention, he always helps fellow mongers with advice and girls he has seen!

Anyone get any luck seeing what the girls look like at health spa before going down there? New to the game and I have been getting texts from health spa about new girls after seeing one a few months back, but every time I ask to see a pic, they always ignore it. Any way of knowing who you're getting or seeing the pic before I go down? I would feel bad walking in, seeing someone unattractive, and awkwardly leaving LOL.

Went back to Lily on Trop, late visit (after hours) paid house fee. 6 a 30 ish gal, decent body, a little too upsell for me. Made it work. She was hard selling bringing a 2nd girl in for an extra 2 beans, but I declined, maybe it was a slow night and it was still a heatwave in Vegas. I've been doing this scene for awhile here is my experience:

Looks: a soft 7. B cups. Meat on her bones, flawless skin, clean. Not a spinner.

Attitude: Salesy, dollar dollar bill y'all. A little mechanical.

Service: I give it a 6. In a pinch I would return, it was my second time there, and 1st time was prom night, this time was longtime g / f that just wanted to finish and go to bed.

Again, every girl is different, she needed to have more fun.

Misc extras: 2 girl offered, BBBY (extra. 4) DIY, finished in Miss, a couple positions. I did all the humping.

Wasn't bad. Average experience.

[QUOTE=Lvdig8100;5418576]Anyone get any luck seeing what the girls look like at health spa before going down there? New to the game and I have been getting texts from health spa about new girls after seeing one a few months back, but every time I ask to see a pic, they always ignore it. Any way of knowing who you're getting or seeing the pic before I go down? I would feel bad walking in, seeing someone unattractive, and awkwardly leaving LOL.[/QUOTE]Don't feel bad. When you go to the mall to buy shoes, do you feel bad if you walk in, none catch your eye, and you walk out without buying? If you feel like you need an excuse, look at your phone, say oh damn my wife is calling I have to go and walk out of the place with your phone up to your ear like you're talking to the wifey.

Hey All,

Hope you're well. So, I'm not on here too often I usually go through agencies and women on Eros.

I'm looking for something different, what I mean is, I'm looking for a real Asian / Russian / whatever bath house. Something not many people know of or can get an invite to. Look for beautiful women only. If anyone has any info please DM me. If it's legit and things go well, meaning after my trip, I'm more than happy to send BTC.

Let me know, would like to know by the end of this week.

Thanks.

With the streets being so dry, I'm thinking of trying for my first AMP. I swung by eg to check it out and it seems pretty low profile. I've been following this thread a lot and see the going rate for FS. What would be the rate for just BJ or he?

[QUOTE=MylesCrandle;5420360]With the streets being so dry, I'm thinking of trying for my first AMP. I swung by eg to check it out and it seems pretty low profile. I've been following this thread a lot and see the going rate for FS. What would be the rate for just BJ or he?[/QUOTE]6 - 1 maybe. Honestly tho, I would figure out what's a decent rate you are willing to pay and then minus 20-40 and offer that. Sometimes I've gotten deals and other times I paid what I expected, but because the girl feels she "negotiated" it out me she puts in a slight more effort in my experience.

[QUOTE=Jedi8765;5417646]I'm going to preface this report with this: NO PMs! I won't reply to them when it comes to this. All the information is here.

I was tired of the streets being covered in cops and snotty attitude girls, so I decided to go to east garden off of Decatur and hacienda. It was a great decision. It's in a shopping center on the right hand side if you're driving south on Decatur and just before the light at hacienda. Rang the bell and this cute blonde Asian girl with a small shoulder tattoo led me back to a room. Just sheet "doors", but whatever. I pay her 40 for the half hour and she gets ready to go, but she jumps up and says "I forgot about the guy in the first room! I'll be back in 20 min. " I laugh a little bit and say ok and start to watch the camera monitor. Another girl walks by a few times and she says something in Chinese to her. So the new girl pops into my room and says that she'll take care of me.

And she did my friends. She took real good care! Her name was Judy. I'd say about 5'6 with the heels on, brown hair, small tits and a little butt. She was very flirty, and like to use her tongue a lot. She asked if it was my first time there and I answered yes. She was laughing about that. She grabs my hand while playing with my nuts and asks me what I want. I tell her I want to fuck and she excitedly agrees.

Offered her 100 and she was hesitant and asked for a little more, I told her that's all I have (stick to your guns fellas! She said ok and it was off to the races. CBJ followed up by some cowgirl style and she kept kissing my neck. Popped in the bag and she kept going for a little bit and giggling the whole time.

She was fun and if she was available again, I'd go back.[/QUOTE]Judy is great. If you want to see her again tho, do it soon. Her rotation ends next week I think and she'll be gone for months.

Went to EG last night and boy was it busy. I sat back in the parking lot for a bit to observe. There was a steady flow of 3-5 guys there for about I would say almost 2 hours starting around 9 pm. I left a couple of times, cruised trop to find nothing out on the streets of course, came back to find a new set of cars parked. I was thinking dang maybe this ain't my night. Eventually it died down so I took the plunge. Rang the door bell and a cute, petite blonde asian, Kiki, answered the door in a short tight dress. I sat in the lobby for a second while she let a guy out. She walked me back to the room. There's about 4 rooms with sheet doors. Gave her the 30 min fee and she began a back rub. She was friendly and kept the conversation going in broken English. I followed the previous posts directions and didn't mention anything extra until the flip. Kiki has a nice set of fake ones, super smooth and soft skin, not much ass though. I had a great time with Kiki. She did not rush me and gave a great bbj. I fear that EG will turn into the next Lily with how much traffic was coming through during the peak hours. I never ventured to lily so I'm not sure how busy they were before the bust. Maybe 3 to 5 guys is not much compared to what lily's used to be. Either way AMP looks like my new way to go versus dealing with the SW. Stay safe out there and thanks for the guidance in the previous posts.

[QUOTE=MylesCrandle;5422325]Went to EG last night and boy was it busy. I sat back in the parking lot for a bit to observe. There was a steady flow of 3-5 guys there for about I would say almost 2 hours starting around 9 pm. I left a couple of times, cruised trop to find nothing out on the streets of course, came back to find a new set of cars parked. I was thinking dang maybe this ain't my night. Eventually it died down so I took the plunge. Rang the door bell and a cute, petite blonde asian, Kiki, answered the door in a short tight dress. I sat in the lobby for a second while she let a guy out. She walked me back to the room. There's about 4 rooms with sheet doors. Gave her the 30 min fee and she began a back rub. She was friendly and kept the conversation going in broken English. I followed the previous posts directions and didn't mention anything extra until the flip. Kiki has a nice set of fake ones, super smooth and soft skin, not much ass though. I had a great time with Kiki. She did not rush me and gave a great bbj. I fear that EG will turn into the next Lily with how much traffic was coming through during the peak hours. I never ventured to lily so I'm not sure how busy they were before the bust. Maybe 3 to 5 guys is not much compared to what lily's used to be. Either way AMP looks like my new way to go versus dealing with the SW. Stay safe out there and thanks for the guidance in the previous posts.[/QUOTE]EG is now the new Lilys.

[QUOTE=MylesCrandle;5422325]Went to EG last night and boy was it busy. I sat back in the parking lot for a bit to observe. There was a steady flow of 3-5 guys there for about I would say almost 2 hours starting around 9 pm. I left a couple of times, cruised trop to find nothing out on the streets of course, came back to find a new set of cars parked. I was thinking dang maybe this ain't my night. Eventually it died down so I took the plunge. Rang the door bell and a cute, petite blonde asian, Kiki, answered the door in a short tight dress. I sat in the lobby for a second while she let a guy out. She walked me back to the room. There's about 4 rooms with sheet doors. Gave her the 30 min fee and she began a back rub. She was friendly and kept the conversation going in broken English. I followed the previous posts directions and didn't mention anything extra until the flip. Kiki has a nice set of fake ones, super smooth and soft skin, not much ass though. I had a great time with Kiki. She did not rush me and gave a great bbj. I fear that EG will turn into the next Lily with how much traffic was coming through during the peak hours. I never ventured to lily so I'm not sure how busy they were before the bust. Maybe 3 to 5 guys is not much compared to what lily's used to be. Either way AMP looks like my new way to go versus dealing with the SW. Stay safe out there and thanks for the guidance in the previous posts.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the review. Wonder if it's slow during the weekday. I can't imagine sitting around waiting to get assembly-lined by a bunch of AMP hookers.

[QUOTE=MylesCrandle;5422325]Went to EG last night and boy was it busy. I sat back in the parking lot for a bit to observe. There was a steady flow of 3-5 guys there for about I would say almost 2 hours starting around 9 pm. I left a couple of times, cruised trop to find nothing out on the streets of course, came back to find a new set of cars parked. I was thinking dang maybe this ain't my night. Eventually it died down so I took the plunge. Rang the door bell and a cute, petite blonde asian, Kiki, answered the door in a short tight dress. I sat in the lobby for a second while she let a guy out. She walked me back to the room. There's about 4 rooms with sheet doors. Gave her the 30 min fee and she began a back rub. She was friendly and kept the conversation going in broken English. I followed the previous posts directions and didn't mention anything extra until the flip. Kiki has a nice set of fake ones, super smooth and soft skin, not much ass though. I had a great time with Kiki. She did not rush me and gave a great bbj. I fear that EG will turn into the next Lily with how much traffic was coming through during the peak hours. I never ventured to lily so I'm not sure how busy they were before the bust. Maybe 3 to 5 guys is not much compared to what lily's used to be. Either way AMP looks like my new way to go versus dealing with the SW. Stay safe out there and thanks for the guidance in the previous posts.[/QUOTE]Man, I went to EG last night too around that same time and left because of the traffic. Which is a bummer because it's a great spot, but I don't like the rush and I don't like the thought of the girl getting drilled 10 times before I get there.

Before I do a TOFTT, has anyone been to H&L in North Las Vegas on Craig (around the corner as Poke Express in the same plaza)? It's pretty well secluded compared to Lily's and Health. I read a Google review stating "with enough money you can get personal services. " LOL.