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My ATF, Dana, is currently in Altamonte / Maitland, so I have to make the trip from Melbourne each week, I-95 to 528 to 417 to 408 to I-4 to Maitland. I suppose you Orlando folks are used to this but this I-4 construction catches us out-of-towners by surprise. That I-4 / Maitland interchange is an absolute nightmare. The GPS is useless because the streets don't match the map anymore and I feel like I'm driving on a Spanish Bowline knot. Today, 5 minutes before I'm supposed to be there, I can see the building I'm headed to, but I have no idea how to get there. It's like the Johnny Cash song "One Piece At A Time" where he went to put in the bolts and all the holes were gone, only in this case all the roads are gone. I finally had to give up on the car's GPS and use Google Maps on my phone to figure out how to get there. If you're not really familiar with this area and should you care to indulge, I'd suggest taking the 436 exit and use 436 and 434 to get there. Your GPS will have no trouble. By the way, the date was great.

I 4 and maitland is a complete mess and changes weekly.

It will be great once completed, but avoid if possible.

[QUOTE=RoadWarrior2K;3618991]My ATF, Dana, is currently in Altamonte / Maitland, so I have to make the trip from Melbourne each week, I-95 to 528 to 417 to 408 to I-4 to Maitland. I suppose you Orlando folks are used to this but this I-4 construction catches us out-of-towners by surprise. That I-4 / Maitland interchange is an absolute nightmare. The GPS is useless because the streets don't match the map anymore and I feel like I'm driving on a Spanish Bowline knot. Today, 5 minutes before I'm supposed to be there, I can see the building I'm headed to, but I have no idea how to get there. It's like the Johnny Cash song "One Piece At A Time" where he went to put in the bolts and all the holes were gone, only in this case all the roads are gone. I finally had to give up on the car's GPS and use Google Maps on my phone to figure out how to get there. If you're not really familiar with this area and should you care to indulge, I'd suggest taking the 436 exit and use 436 and 434 to get there. Your GPS will have no trouble. By the way, the date was great.[/QUOTE]

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It will be great once completed, but avoid if possible.[/QUOTE]Here's the dirty truth- the day before the ribbon-cutting on "the Ultimate I-4", it will be outdated, obsolete. It's a total snafu because the engineers don't actually drive or understand automobiles.

Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.

Get a Trac Phone. Walmart - Walgreeens. Whatever. If you are really paranoid, activate it from a pay phone. Takes some work to find one but you can do it. Give a fake name and zip and POOF. You have what you need.

Happy mongering.

-CMM.

[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=CallMeMatthew;3624231]Get a Trac Phone. Walmart - Walgreeens. Whatever. If you are really paranoid, activate it from a pay phone. Takes some work to find one but you can do it. Give a fake name and zip and POOF. You have what you need.

Happy mongering.

-CMM.[/QUOTE]Most truck stops, Speedway, Race Tracks, etc have pay phones. Almost any place there's a trucker lounge.

Be smart and safe out there.

NC Hunter.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3620392]Here's the dirty truth- the day before the ribbon-cutting on "the Ultimate I-4", it will be outdated, obsolete. It's a total snafu because the engineers don't actually drive or understand automobiles.[/QUOTE]It is now official. I-4 is the deadliest roadway in the entire USA. More fatalities on that road that any other road in America. That's saying something. Also, Orlando has the highest number of pedestrian and bicycle deaths of ANY other city in the nation. Be aware out there and drive safe!

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I deleted this post because I will never allow these tables to get turned. A monger has three responsibilites

Bath, (unless you have worked it out in advance that you want her sucking your sweaty balls)

Be on time (or inform the value professional that you are having time issues and see if you can work something out)

Inform yourself as to her limits and have the full amount agreed on

If you have done all of that than ANYTHING else that goes wrong is her responsibility end of story and I will not allow anybody to say that the people PAYING for the service are responsible if that service sucks.

If you have something to say about this take it to the fight thread. I will warn you in advance that I will own you over it.

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[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]You should use Google Voice. It's free, new number, and still use your smart phone.

This weekend, Camp World stadium used to be Citrus Bowl, and that's ground zero for some of the worst traffic jams you have ever seen! Those with Donk-mobiles will just park anywhere and crank up the tunes.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;3624319]It is now official. I-4 is the deadliest roadway in the entire USA. More fatalities on that road that any other road in America. That's saying something. Also, Orlando has the highest number of pedestrian and bicycle deaths of ANY other city in the nation. Be aware out there and drive safe![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=BushHog;3624115]Is it possible to pay all cash for a cheap phone and sit up a line without showing I'd and using a fake name? I want to give out a phone number but don't want girls tracing my name on the internet and knocking on my door. The last cheap phone from Radio Shack I purchase, had to show my Drivers license home address. They said homeland security required all that info. Any help or suggestion In this area would be appreciated. Bush Hog.[/QUOTE]I have been using an app for iPhone for the last 2 years call Burner. It has been reliable and it avoids the " why do you have 2 phones" questions from the wifey. It requires a fingerprint or separate code to see messages so even if she got in there would be nothing there.

Just another option to google voice and a physical burner.

Stay safe. Harry P.

[QUOTE=HarryPlopper;3626833]I have been using an app for iPhone for the last 2 years call Burner. It has been reliable and it avoids the " why do you have 2 phones" questions from the wifey. It requires a fingerprint or separate code to see messages so even if she got in there would be nothing there.

Just another option to google voice and a physical burner.

Stay safe. Harry P.[/QUOTE]Holy shit man I can't believe that I've never heard of this app before. It's pretty bad ass actually. I am doing the trial version right now but will def upgrage to the full version. You can change numbers monthly and it's pretty cheap in comparison to another burner phone. Thanks for the good tip.

Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.

[QUOTE=YankeeDoodle;3630592]Today I stopped at Premier Outlet just south of Holden, usually I go to Fairvilla Mega on NOBT. My little helpers are several dollars cheaper at Fairvilla, AND FAIRVILLA GIVES A 10% DISCOUNT TO VETERANS. I asked at Premier if vets got a discount, and they looked at me like I just farted. Last time I will go there fer sure. Yd.[/QUOTE]Do you need prescription for the male enhancement drugs?