It pays to set the bar low. Oriental Massage
So I was in the area of JYP and Sand Lake the other day and happened to feel a dream coming on. I had some tired muscles that needed help so I popped into Oriental Massage. As I pulled up the owner / boss lady was jawing on the phone outside giving someone a huge rash of attitude. As I sat in my car I dreamt of the old days when the Ocean was flowing so freely so close by and those wonderful memories. Chalking this up to a potential sucky time I entered anyway thinking if the worst thing I get is a bad massage then its better than eating McDonalds in my car. So in I go. One hour for. 7 and then into my room. The sweet smell of kimchi filled the air and burnt my nostrils. My low expectations got lower. In walks Aimee to my dream. To say she was not pretty would do disservice to the not pretty girls of the world. She was tall. Chineese. Had a tatoo on her foot or ankle and was wearing sweatpants and some awful blouse. Expections bottomed out. Her face was long and narrow and her hair covered most of her face (thankfully). Darkness of the room was my friend. As I settled into my dreamy massage, it was actually pretty decent. At least above average (7). She was sweet and nice and was interested in how I felt. (personality 8. Language 2) Warm towels washed off the oil before and after the flip. Shockingly she had nice rack under the awful blouse. (her looks 4) In the end, my muscles felt better and I left happy. Standard. 4 tip with lots of thank yous and request for return dreams. I know this place has been reviewed before. I recall them being fairly negative. It was fairly busy. There were other girls there and I heard someone ask for Mary not whomever they got, but my low expectations turned my potential frown upside down and I left smiling. Good luck and good hunting. Dog out.