Massage Parlor Reports

As I was scrolling through bedpage looking for something a little better than a 50 yo grandma in a dilapidated hotel room I came across a "flat rate" nuru spot in hollywood. It looks like they're fairly new, which the provider later confirmed, so I decided to TOFTT and check it out.

This place tries to be a little more lowkey so there's no address on the post, just a number you call to make an appointment and then they text you the address. It's located in east hollywood and it's actually quite discreet, very easy to miss. The area it's in is a little rough, but the place itself is upscale and feels professional like someone could potentially get a real massage here, not your typical jack shack aesthetic. I show up, pay the $2. 2 for the hour and get led to my room where the (kinda cute) mamasan tells me to undress and that Mia will be in shortly. I lay down and after a couple of minutes she walks in.

Mia is a light skinned black girl in her mid to late 20's. She's about 5'5 and deliciously thicc with natural C cups. She's definitely chubby, so if you're not into that she's not for you, but in my opinion she's not fat. She's actually quite pretty and wears make up like she's about to go out. She comes in, makes a little small talk, and begins to undress. She removes everything except for her thong and starts oiling down my back. At this point she's still standing next to me as she massages my back and begins to work her way down to my legs. I can reach her ass and I grab it, it's really nice. I think it's because she's young but her ass isn't saggy at all despite it being big. It's big and soft, but there is a firmness underneath and her skin is tight. She finishes one side and moves to the other, where there's a mirror, and I get a nice view of her (nearly) nude body massaging me. Once she's done with this surface level massage she adds more oil to my back and then gets on the table, "Finally, the good stuff" I think to myself. Well not really.

Her "nuru" consists of her continuing to massage me but once in a while she'll massage my shoulders which causes her chest, and her tits, to press against my back for a little while. It's great but I wish it lasted more than just a couple of seconds when she's massaging my shoulders. I wanted her to massage me with her tits, to feel her weight on top of me for long periods of time. Which brings me to my second complaint, her attitude. Maybe I've been spoiled by Kgirls but Mia seemed kind of stiff and quiet. Even though we were both naked she acted like it was a legit massage and kept rubbing my shoulders and my neck, instead of taking a more erotic and sensual approach like at other nuru spots. I could grab her as much as I wanted, but she never made it easy for me and resisted when I wanted her to be on top of me for longer. Later on I try sucking her tits but when she didn't get close to me as I approached her chest I figured it wasn't included.

She finishes working on my shoulders and starts working on my legs again, this time paying attention to jr. This part is actually nice because she has this move where she grabs my hips and works her way to my dick from the front. She massages it and then works my balls from the back. After playing with him for a couple of minutes she tells me it's time to flip. As soon as I do she oils up my dick. Usually at spots like this I try to scope out what I can get: BJ, FS, fingering, whatever. I even brought extra despite the "flat rate". But I could tell from her body language and the fact that she immediately started jerking me off that there was no secret menu. HJ is decent, and her ass is great, but no tit sucking and no body to body from the front. I eventually cum and she cleans me up, tells me we still have 10 minutes left and massages me a bit more. 10 minutes later we both get dressed and I leave.

Overall I'd say it was a meh to ok experience. It's not as nice as Zen Suites but it's much nicer than most other Ktown parlors. I had been craving a thicc girl for a while and Mia's body was perfect for me, I still can't get over how nice her ass was and the feeling of having her nude body on top of me. Unfortunately it was kind of disappointing as a nuru experience, and I really wished that the massage was more sensual and erotic. Belive it or not I'll probably repeat. I think the place has potential and I want to try out other girls. The ad says that they change girls every day and Mia told me she only works there one day a week so it should be pretty easy to try someone else out. My monger sense is tingling and I think I might be able to get decent mileage out of this place with a different girl.

Here's the link in case anyone wants to check it out.

[URL]https://losangeles.bedpage.com/Bodyrubs/dtla-hollywood/23048140.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=Domino727;6680640]Success, you say!?

You paid a buck twenty for a handjob. Even with a mouthful of tit the most you should have given her was 80 clams. Thanks for nuthin'.[/QUOTE]Everything! And long pounding session.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6685106][URL]https://us-losangeles.bedpage.com/femaleescorts/2380-westwood-blvd-los-angeles/23110448.html[/URL]

This is the biggest load of shit since that penis lengthening pills I bought. This place I would not even fuck with wet Willie's cock.[/QUOTE]Ha ha. Went there. Provider looked at me like I was Quasimodo. Juat to torture her, I stayed. Refused everything but massage. Truly terrible experience with reasonably attractive 30-something.

Visiting the area and after reading back a few pages I decided to pop into this place and see if it is what all have discussed. Friendly chat with mama and she brought me in 7 girls to pick from. Columbia was my choice but really didn't like the attitude but the body was incredible. So decided to head back for round 2 some hours later for Venezuela beauty. Certainly all 7 I saw in the line up would have been fine if only one was available. Hope to hit this again before flying home.

Also hit up Nicole's in Oxnard, will post on their page.

I'm active poster on the Detroit forums, found myself out in LA for business and decided to give 8155 a try based on reviews. Extremely glad I did. Mamasan was cool, paid half hour and was led back to massage room. She asked if I'd like to see the line up, of course I did. She leaves and brings in four drop dead gorgeous ladies, 3 Latina, 1 Asian. Took Latina number two named Cyndi. They all leave and then Cyndi comes back in while I'm undressing. I have already laid the tip on chair, which she sees, smiles, and we both finish undressing. She did some nice sensual dancing / rubbing to warm me up and I was allowed to roam pretty freely and her beautiful curvy body. Main reason I picked her was the smile and what I assumed would be a good attitude, which she had. Sucked on her large melons / boltons done well for a few minutes, then sat down on table, she got and her knees and gave me a fabulous covered blow job. After that, she asked how I wanted to proceed, motioned for some doggy, and she bent over to show off her wonderful ass. Her waist length black hair was fun for light pulling as well. The room I was in had a nice wall mirror, so I got a great view of her and she made great eye contact during the performance. Went slow for a few minutes, then I said fuck it and started pounding her and light smacking of that ass to completion. Nice cleanup / broken English chatting and I was on my way. She joked that she was from Minneapolis. Could be LOL. Anyways, you LA mongers are lucky to have a place like that, will repeat when back in area for sure. All in $$ as others have reported. Side note, not sure how someone got blue balls here, one of the easiest experiences I've had from start to finish. Mama asked what I tipped on way out and laughed when I told, said I did my research.

[QUOTE=KingPython;6693716]I'm active poster on the Detroit forums, found myself out in LA for business and decided to give 8155 a try based on reviews. Extremely glad I did. Mamasan was cool, paid half hour and was led back to massage room. She asked if I'd like to see the line up, of course I did. She leaves and brings in four drop dead gorgeous ladies, 3 Latina, 1 Asian. Took Latina number two named Cyndi. They all leave and then Cyndi comes back in while I'm undressing. I have already laid the tip on chair, which she sees, smiles, and we both finish undressing. She did some nice sensual dancing / rubbing to warm me up and I was allowed to roam pretty freely and her beautiful curvy body. Main reason I picked her was the smile and what I assumed would be a good attitude, which she had. Sucked on her large melons / boltons done well for a few minutes, then sat down on table, she got and her knees and gave me a fabulous covered blow job. After that, she asked how I wanted to proceed, motioned for some doggy, and she bent over to show off her wonderful ass. Her waist length black hair was fun for light pulling as well. The room I was in had a nice wall mirror, so I got a great view of her and she made great eye contact during the performance. Went slow for a few minutes, then I said fuck it and started pounding her and light smacking of that ass to completion. Nice cleanup / broken English chatting and I was on my way. She joked that she was from Minneapolis. Could be LOL. Anyways, you LA mongers are lucky to have a place like that, will repeat when back in area for sure. All in $$ as others have reported. Side note, not sure how someone got blue balls here, one of the easiest experiences I've had from start to finish. Mama asked what I tipped on way out and laughed when I told, said I did my research.[/QUOTE]The place is a national landmark. I have no idea how anyone can walk out of there without hitting it. I am just spitballing, but if you took team swish to 8155 it would end homosexuality in about 30 days.

Travel to LAX area and curious if anyone has experience with Russian gal LANA?

So Sunday there is like nothing on the westside. I figure I would go to the wharf and get some automated masturbation from yu yu. I go there, and out spills Kiki telling me that yu yu is at season massage on Westwood. That is like another 1.5 miles and I was too beat to go there. Is there a way to beam girls around to different MPs. Like they had that thing in star trek. Do they have that for real.

Also, I am going to be by LAX is the Russian girl Lana any good.

I've had plenty of the bolt on huge ass and tit variety, but where are the ones that look like they take care of your room after you check out of the best western? Preferably, anywhere from West Hollywood to east LA?

[QUOTE=TomCody1986;6684617]Where is this place? Can't find any record.[/QUOTE]Did we ever determine where this was located?

I have some limited time in DTLA this month and I'm looking for something as close as possible to the 7th street metro station downtown. In the past I've done well by finding unlisted spas west of the 110 around Olympic blvd, and some of the listed ones too. It's been so long since I've been downtown that I'm sure things have changed. I'm also looking at:

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/45426/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43668/[/URL]

Any recommendations? I'd also catch an Uber or take the metro to somewhere not too far away.

[QUOTE=RockItAllNite;6553531]You guys are paying $200 hr. Or more for massage on massage finder? Are there extras that go with at fee?

The average AMP is 60 hr. And you can get extras for more USD.

Separately, which of the females on MP provide extras?[/QUOTE]I'm curious about that too. Do MF provide like FS?

I been to one AMP off sunset in Hollywood awhile ago. The flower I got look like she was in her mid 20's early 30's. She has nice thin body and nice c size. Moment went in and got change, she wasted no time to get to business. I wish got her named

But overall my experience with few flower on sunset was pretty good.

Massage Finder is hit or miss, but in the LA area there are more overpriced providers who want you to think they provide extras but don't than in other areas of the country. I always do a search on the phone number but many times that's not helpful. I use MF sometimes because I'm not mobile and I want a provider to come to my hotel. That's always more expensive. Or maybe if I need to go for the incall they aren't far away. Here are some in the LA area to avoid:

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/39311/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/11612/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/37420/[/URL]

These delivered:

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/40544/[/URL]

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/16386/[/URL]

There are others but I don't see them listed now.

Years ago I found a legit place on 3rd st in Little Tokyo for a good, legit massage but it's closed. Another legit looking place showed up on google maps so I did some research and tried it out. On google maps look for Shiatsu Tokyo Japanese Health. You'll find it at the corner of First and San Pedro. The rest of this report may be hard to believe but it really happened.

As of this date the lady is 3 months shy of 90 years old. She is only open from noon to 5, though you can schedule other hours, and I think someone else takes her phone calls. She does speak enough English but at 90 with a thick Japanese accent you'll probably miss most of what she says. Oh and she speaks fairly rapidly too. Her bare bones table is just comfortable enough and has no hole for your face. She left the room as I undressed, then yelled at me and left again when she returned and saw that I had taken off my underwear. No harm done. I put it back on and she went right to work.

I don't think she is over 5 feet tall or over 90 pounds so the pressure she can bring to bear with her fingers is nothing short of astounding. And painful at times. In fact, she seemed to know which spots would hurt and went right to them. One place below both shoulders is really sensitive on me so that I squirmed when she poked it and she barked at me to keep still. Laughing through the pain made it really hard to comply and eventually she gave up, until she went to the same place on the other side. Later she worked my spine, using her fingers to probe the space between each vertebrae. More poking and probing all the way down to my feet with comments, criticisms and recommendations erupting almost continuously as she went along. Fortunately I couldn't understand most of it.

Later after the flip, she worked my arms and head but made it clear she wouldn't work on my chest or stomach because she didn't want to excite me. I thanked her for that and got up to dress. By that time all the pain had subsided and I felt pretty good, surprisingly so.

Just to be clear she only uses her fingers. There is no oil, elbow, forearm and only the slightest bit of stretch as part of her tortu. Treatment. What will really take you back is how different you will feel from the time you begin walking down the street. This lady knows something. Time permitting I will see her again while I'm still in LA. She doesn't charge much so if you're looking for what truly is a therapeutic massage then drop in and try this one.

[URL]https://www.massagefinder.com/massage-therapists/43668/[/URL]

Has anyone seen this provider? She returned my text but too late for me make an appointment. On that particular day she was only available in the evening so it seems to me she has steady work doing something else. I'll do my best to check her out soon.

In order to relax more completely after the kneading I took in Little Tokyo I walked up to Chinatown and found Ord spa. An older, portly lady rubbed my butt and crack for much of the hour I spent there and on the flip let me lift up her shirt to sample her eraser nipples. She gave one of the best HJs I've ever had but other than that there wasn't anything to recommend.

As I entered a few of the youngest mongers I have ever seen were leaving. It's the first time I've seen men under 30 looking for a rub and tug.