Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SwallowMyLoad1;2874822]Can't remember my email / login from my previous account, so had to make a new one. Lurked for awhile, made a few posts for places I visited, but lost it all. Oh well.

For those in the Woodbridge area, some quick notes:

- JadeTree on Opitz. Great place. The parking lot can be busy because of neighboring medical offices but otherwise safe. Rooms are private and clean. Two girls, Amy and one who I can't remember. Amy is a 5 on the eyes, 7 on the massage and a 9 on the turn. I've gotten more than the typical NOVA in the past. The other girl is cuter and gives a good massage too, just can't remember the name.

- Eutopia in Minnieville. Been there twice, not sure why I went back. Massage was crummy the first time and there was no HE, not even the hint. The second time (two days ago) was because I was in the area and needed an actual massage. The rooms are not private, in that there is no specific cieling for the rooms. You can hear everything. As in, I kept thinking someone was coming into the room as people walked past. Massage was good this time though but again, no HE. Made it clear but she said they don't do that there. At least the massage was good![/QUOTE]Jade Tree has been closed for at least 3 years, so not sure which place you are talking about. There is a new place in building to left of where Jade Tree use to be which is called Healing Touches Therapy and is excellent. The ladies there are Tina, Lily and Michelle. Haven't met an Amy there.

[QUOTE=Nyhornet;2876158]Jade Tree has been closed for at least 3 years, so not sure which place you are talking about. There is a new place in building to left of where Jade Tree use to be which is called Healing Touches Therapy and is excellent. The ladies there are Tina, Lily and Michelle. Haven't met an Amy there.[/QUOTE]There is also a Sasha there as well whom I had the pleasure of meeting this morning. Nice massage with OTC roaming, standard NOVA with hot towel cleanup. She is Chinese and speaks excellent English. She said she has been working there for three months.

So when my more regular masseuse didn't fit my time constraints I decided to hit up an AMP. Usually for consistency I'll go to either them+them or Sunday. Went to el sol and I'm so glad I did.

Provider: Mimi.

Personality: 8/10.

Body: 7/10 (small frame, cute face, nice rear, and workable headlights (b)).

GFE: doubt it, but working on it haha.

Experience: MMS remembered me after at least 6 mos, which is always a good thing. That's less convincing you have to do with the provider. Gave her a hug and reserved for the full hour. Order of operations seemed to have changed a bit. The massage came first and the table shower last. Let me say right off the bat, that this was one of the better massages I've ever had in one of these establishments. I usually tell them no back walking, but she even did that well, gentle even. She knew what she was doing. In fact sometime during, I asked her something and she replied, "I'm a professional honey. " The massage was great. The after party was also enjoyable. She was very active with the teasing and being sensual. After the massage "finished," I enjoyed a nice table shower. Afterwards she gave me a head and neck massage and helped me get dressed. Her english was pretty good. Once she and I got more comfortable she put me up on how they do things there. First she mentioned that they have regular clients that only come for massages so they try to be careful about what they assume. Next she mentioned that she is one of three new girls and they all have massage skill level equal to hers. She mentioned that protocol works better if you tip first. Just lay it on the table and the provider will know what level of service you require. Amounts are as follows:

40 standard NOVA.

60 Headlight play.

80 Full body play.

$$ DATY (she said 69 but experience tells me it's probably a faux blow on her part).

The guesswork has made some AMPs in the past a somewhat regrettable experience. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Forest Gump. Hopefully Sun has changed the game.

I decided to find a few more waypoints in the area. My local provider was booked, so I headed to a 'stellar' establishment in Centreville right off of Rtes 28 & 29. MMS answered door in office park area. Door feels a bit 'public' but was answered quickly. I asked who was providing massages, and she said it would be 5 minutes or so.

Rooms standard, pretty clean, towels and tables standard.

A tiny (under 5' woman came in. I found her attitude and demeanor delightful and appearance was pleasing. Set up full hour, TS.

Massage above average, TS well above average, and an enthusiastic finish with OTC moving towards some glimpses of headlights as well. Excellent finishing skills from someone who looks like she enjoys her job. Std NoVa. . 8 + . 5.

Returned the following week, asked for Jxxxy by name. Same as above, but she was much, much friendlier and amenable to ideas. I did not pursue the menu fully. Left a bit bigger tip for the unexpectedly and appreciably improved service.

I will return here happily. If Chantilly has TS at the front of Robt Paris Ct, I would probably favor that, but. It is tough to choose only one.

I was in Centreville late afternoon Friday and there were no openings at because.

I decided to try River to see if my mileage was better than others. No better, but no worse is what I found.

It was 'OK' - nothing bad. On all fronts. I hadn't expected a TS, so that was OK. The average (ish.) provider had some interesting ideas on what is supposed to be interesting for the finish. Not painful, but just not a 'um hmmmm. Happy. ' Sort of feeling. I wondered if she had done this before. Willing enough, but not skilled. . 6 HH + . 4.

I would probably skip this and opt for a quiet night if it was River or nothing, if this was typical.

I guess I will call ahead for my other, preferred, providers.

Anyone been there lately?

The sirens lured others questing for a great massage to disappointment -- promising much and delivering nothing.

Monday's quest was for a great shower and a great massage. This Argonaut sought a gentle lady with great hands, and a fair face, and again found Vicky.

If the young / younger sirens are what interest you, you are best to quest elsewhere.

However, if the massage is important, and you remember to be polite (the term gentleman is appropriate), you might find, as I have, an island oasis.

For those with wit, the answers are the subject -- others may ask the Delphi (or send me a PM).

Still on the odyssey, but more relaxed now than I was before Monday's massaggi (standard rates and tip).

JasonArgos15.

[QUOTE=KNockturnal;2883076]So when my more regular masseuse didn't fit my time constraints I decided to hit up an AMP. Usually for consistency I'll go to either them+them or Sunday. Went to el sol and I'm so glad I did.

Provider: Mimi.

Personality: 8/10.

Body: 7/10 (small frame, cute face, nice rear, and workable headlights (b)).

GFE: doubt it, but working on it haha.

Experience: MMS remembered me after at least 6 mos, which is always a good thing. That's less convincing you have to do with the provider. Gave her a hug and reserved for the full hour. Order of operations seemed to have changed a bit. The massage came first and the table shower last. Let me say right off the bat, that this was one of the better massages I've ever had in one of these establishments. I usually tell them no back walking, but she even did that well, gentle even. She knew what she was doing. In fact sometime during, I asked her something and she replied, "I'm a professional honey. " The massage was great. The after party was also enjoyable. She was very active with the teasing and being sensual. After the massage "finished," I enjoyed a nice table shower. Afterwards she gave me a head and neck massage and helped me get dressed. Her english was pretty good. Once she and I got more comfortable she put me up on how they do things there. First she mentioned that they have regular clients that only come for massages so they try to be careful about what they assume. Next she mentioned that she is one of three new girls and they all have massage skill level equal to hers. She mentioned that protocol works better if you tip first. Just lay it on the table and the provider will know what level of service you require. Amounts are as follows:

40 standard NOVA.

60 Headlight play.

80 Full body play.

$$ DATY (she said 69 but experience tells me it's probably a faux blow on her part).

The guesswork has made some AMPs in the past a somewhat regrettable experience. It's like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're going to get. Forest Gump. Hopefully Sun has changed the game.[/QUOTE]Thank you KNockturnal! Your detailed report made it possible for me to reconnect with my ATF AMP gal, whom I thought I would never see again. Yes folks, this is Mimi from ATMB. Isn't she a charmer?

I stopped by the old "capitol" off of Church rd. In eastern Loudoun, just to see if things changed since I last been there about 2 years ago or so. Nope still the same ole' same ole (as the provider gave a very good legit massage). My provider was on the chubby side, nothing to write home about. She was probing me, in a flirty way, with questions on what I did for work, asked me if I had any babies (LOL), etc. Maybe she was feeling me out. I didn't see anyone else there so I think it's a one-woman operation. Damage was 40 for 30 min. They don't advertise on CL the 30 min. Option, for whatever reason, maybe to ward off uncle LEO. Their ad can be found on CL.

I missed this place when Judy was there and running it. Not sure where she went or what happened a couple of years ago when Judy closed down suddenly.

If anyone has tried the place down the road, near Orbital, backchannel if you could.

[URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-erotic-massage-nice-touch-703-887-4658/20693153[/URL]

Went back twice since last time. Didn't see Nicole but her laos partner. Little older but much better body. Massage was legit, felt like the real deal. First time back she give me a BBBJ with cim, second time she started with a BBBJ then just got in a reverse cow girl position and started rubbing my cock on her pussy. She seemed very into it. Slipped on a condom and went right in. Very tight and started to cream. Then went on to 69. It was perfect.

[QUOTE=LosMax;2893003][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-erotic-massage-nice-touch-703-887-4658/20693153[/URL]

Went back twice since last time. Didn't see Nicole but her laos partner. Little older but much better body. Massage was legit, felt like the real deal. First time back she give me a BBBJ with cim, second time she started with a BBBJ then just got in a reverse cow girl position and started rubbing my cock on her pussy. She seemed very into it. Slipped on a condom and went right in. Very tight and started to cream. Then went on to 69. It was perfect.[/QUOTE]You did not mention her name. Did she answer the phone or did Nicole answer? How did you end up the Nicole's partner?

I had a really nice experience with Nicole a couple of weeks ago. It was good enough to merit a repeat, but the phone went to voice mail for several days, last week. So, I could not schedule a repeat performance. I would like try Nicole's partner, based on your report.

[QUOTE=Krakatoa;2891515]Thank you KNockturnal! Your detailed report made it possible for me to reconnect with my ATF AMP gal, whom I thought I would never see again. Yes folks, this is Mimi from ATMB. Isn't she a charmer?[/QUOTE]Glad I could be of assistance Krakatoa! She is a gem.

[QUOTE=LosMax;2893003][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-erotic-massage-nice-touch-703-887-4658/20693153[/URL]

Went back twice since last time. Didn't see Nicole but her laos partner. Little older but much better body. Massage was legit, felt like the real deal. First time back she give me a BBBJ with cim, second time she started with a BBBJ then just got in a reverse cow girl position and started rubbing my cock on her pussy. She seemed very into it. Slipped on a condom and went right in. Very tight and started to cream. Then went on to 69. It was perfect.[/QUOTE]What was the damage for that kind of service?

[QUOTE=LosMax;2893003][URL]http://nova.backpage.com/BodyRubs/sensual-erotic-massage-nice-touch-703-887-4658/20693153[/URL]

Went back twice since last time. Didn't see Nicole but her laos partner. Little older but much better body. Massage was legit, felt like the real deal. First time back she give me a BBBJ with cim, second time she started with a BBBJ then just got in a reverse cow girl position and started rubbing my cock on her pussy. She seemed very into it. Slipped on a condom and went right in. Very tight and started to cream. Then went on to 69. It was perfect.[/QUOTE]At one time Nicole partnered with Cristine. I've tried to contact Cristine previously but never got through. I wasn't aware she provided that level of service. Of course, it's possible Nicole could be working with someone else these days.

Nicole left me unimpressed when I visited her a few months back, but I may have to check out her partner if the donation isn't unreasonable. Is there an ad to which you can link?

I was a huge fan of hers last year, but the place seemed to change management and she left. Does anyone know what happen to her and if she's still working.

She had several tats with huge tits with the biggest nipples in the industry.