Falling in love with a Hooker
I'm noticing a lot more mongers and provider's becoming lover's AND friend's here in the shitty city of Orlando! The Orlando Mongers are without a DOUBT the dumbest and retarded guys in the United States. Orlando mongers constantly brag about taking a hooker out to lunch or dinner and then talking them shopping at the mall and while doing all of this they brag about openly holding hands with a hooker like it's something to be proud of.
You assholes do know these are hookers RIGHT? They only want YOUR CASH you dumb fucks! Why is this so hard to understand? Are you guy's lives so pathetic and empty that you have to pay a hooker to go on a regular date with you? LOL! My gut tells me the answer to this question is YES!
Perfect example, a monger on this Orlando Forum by the name of Swim loves to write long romantic novel's whenever he does a review. Typically bragging about taking hookers to restaurants and shopping and then they go back to her place and make slow passionate love like there on there honeymoon. Then afterwards they cuddle up in each other arm's and catch there breathe.
What swim fails to realize or care, is that the sheets of that hookers bed is guaranteed to be filled with other mongers cum! LOL! This does not deter the loverboy swim! LOL! He is one sick and pathetic fuck with no life and without a DOUBT he's FAT and hideous. Once the date is over he walks out feeling like a million buck's only to be bumped into by yet ANOTHER monger, who is en route to the hooker he just left. LOL.
Swim is a poster child for the pathetic captain's of Orlando. I actually feel sorry for this dude.
He and the many pathetic captain's here in Orlando need to wake the fuck up. Unfortunately, there's zero hope for swim. LOL!
Hey swim, when's the wedding date sucker!!
C5.