Massage Parlor Reports

Today I went to tan spa across the street from hardrock.

Drew "Leah".

Looks 9/10.

Possibly the hottest one I've seen so far.

English is non existent, she uses a translator to communicate.

We agreed on. 6 room fee and $$ for H and S.

Worst experience ever. It feels as the hotter the girl the worst the service.

I am convinced that when I get the medium to not so good looking (if there's such a thing) the service improves the worst the girls body and looks.

I'll never ever repeat With Leah, she actually wanted to give a HJ with a wrapper lmaooooo.

Never experienced such a thing.

I walked out 12 minutes into my massage.

She tried holding me back so I don't tell her boss but I just walked out.

I don't care to get her in trouble. She's probably just having a bad day.

I take super pride of my cleanliness and my looks.

I am fit and healthy with super clean privates. I don't need a condom for a HJ LOL.

Will try a different spot later on and keep everyone posted.

If you have an ultimate recommendation please send my way.

[QUOTE=CrackerJoe;5227445]Glad you actually got the person in the picture. Some on the Russian their are gorgeous that I had the pleasure to meet. Others not so lucky got catfishes. My dream was nearly $$ so yours was much better. Expect to drop at least $$ in any spa places you visit. My issue with the Russian spa is some is my phone appointment only and they spam you afterwards. Not too far from there was magic fingers when Rita was there. Wouldn't visit unless you call to confirm if she is back.[/QUOTE]Don't go to this place or its few sister properties. All those pictures online are fake. Some catfishes are worse than others. Pricing is also outrageous. If it's 1 am, and you have $ (or $$) burning a hole in your pocket, they are an option sure. Go home and jerk it; you'll thank me later. You may hit the jackpot and find a nice girl who takes the time to earn your money. More often than not you're going to pay $100 for 20 min of B. S. With a (maybe topless) HJ finish.

[QUOTE=Stormz;5088584]Been there for awhile now, some chubby woman has nice c-cups, may offer FS, not sure if she is there. Parking in the back. One room setup.

Talent there is lacking, I would pass.[/QUOTE]Yes, that Hallandale AMP has some very seductive advertisement, but like a couple of AMPs in and. Miami Beach like to do also, they have older, fat, less attractive women there to greet you when you walk in.

This is just part of the game when AMP mongering.

I once got frustrated and said to the old yuck there, "where's the pretty young girls like the pictures in your ad, why do you post fake pictures?

She said that those are real pictures of real Asian girls, (Just not the ones that work there).

[QUOTE=DevilWaSmile;5229421]Today I went to tan spa across the street from hardrock.

Drew "Leah".

Looks 9/10.

Possibly the hottest one I've seen so far.

English is non existent, she uses a translator to communicate.

We agreed on. 6 room fee and $$ for H and S.

Worst experience ever. It feels as the hotter the girl the worst the service.

I am convinced that when I get the medium to not so good looking (if there's such a thing) the service improves the worst the girls body and looks.

I'll never ever repeat With Leah, she actually wanted to give a HJ with a wrapper lmaooooo.

Never experienced such a thing..[/QUOTE]Wow, that is truly an insult!

[QUOTE=Rustys;5230203]Don't go to this place or its few sister properties. All those pictures online are fake. Some catfishes are worse than others. Pricing is also outrageous. If it's 1 am, and you have $ (or $$) burning a hole in your pocket, they are an option sure. Go home and jerk it; you'll thank me later. You may hit the jackpot and find a nice girl who takes the time to earn your money. More often than not you're going to pay $100 for 20 min of B. S. With a (maybe topless) HJ finish.[/QUOTE]Try to go their second location in Deerfield.

I had the opportunity of seeing the lovely Sabrina today in Deerfield. She told me she is Russian Asian. My session with her exceeded expectations. Full figured MILF with nice, hot tits and perfect ass. She's masterful at giving a BBBJ for extra tip $$. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had. The sex, Anal was great-CG, Mish, Doggy. I love the way she throws her ass back as you're hitting it from behind. Decided to try her infamous prostate massage as she finished me off simultaneously with a HJ. It was very intense. I went to Heaven and back. She cleaned me up and then gave me a soothing back massage. We chatted a bit before, got dressed, and said goodbye. Angel is a sexual beast. She has a great attitude and is a cool, funny woman to talk to. Definitely want to see her again. She told me she is working Monday, Tuesday only.

[QUOTE=PeterPan123;5232982]Try to go their second location in Deerfield.

I had the opportunity of seeing the lovely Sabrina today in Deerfield. She told me she is Russian Asian. My session with her exceeded expectations. Full figured MILF with nice, hot tits and perfect ass. She's masterful at giving a BBBJ for extra tip $$. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had. The sex, Anal was great-CG, Mish, Doggy. I love the way she throws her ass back as you're hitting it from behind. Decided to try her infamous prostate massage as she finished me off simultaneously with a HJ. It was very intense. I went to Heaven and back. She cleaned me up and then gave me a soothing back massage. We chatted a bit before, got dressed, and said goodbye. Angel is a sexual beast. She has a great attitude and is a cool, funny woman to talk to. Definitely want to see her again. She told me she is working Monday, Tuesday only.[/QUOTE]Per Rubmaps there is a spa called Skin Dynamics Spa on SE 8th Ave. In Deerfield. Is that the spa you speak of?

[QUOTE=PeterPan123;5232982]Try to go their second location in Deerfield.

I had the opportunity of seeing the lovely Sabrina today in Deerfield. She told me she is Russian Asian. My session with her exceeded expectations. Full figured MILF with nice, hot tits and perfect ass. She's masterful at giving a BBBJ for extra tip $$. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had. The sex, Anal was great-CG, Mish, Doggy. I love the way she throws her ass back as you're hitting it from behind. Decided to try her infamous prostate massage as she finished me off simultaneously with a HJ. It was very intense. I went to Heaven and back. She cleaned me up and then gave me a soothing back massage. We chatted a bit before, got dressed, and said goodbye. Angel is a sexual beast. She has a great attitude and is a cool, funny woman to talk to. Definitely want to see her again. She told me she is working Monday, Tuesday only.[/QUOTE]Need more info of location and name of the spa and how much the total damage please?

[QUOTE=Orelius;5233336]Per Rubmaps there is a spa called Skin Dynamics Spa on SE 8th Ave. In Deerfield. Is that the spa you speak of?[/QUOTE]This place is listed as permanently closed.

[QUOTE=PeterPan123;5232982]Try to go their second location in Deerfield.

I had the opportunity of seeing the lovely Sabrina today in Deerfield. She told me she is Russian Asian. My session with her exceeded expectations. Full figured MILF with nice, hot tits and perfect ass. She's masterful at giving a BBBJ for extra tip $$. One of the best blowjobs I've ever had. The sex, Anal was great-CG, Mish, Doggy. I love the way she throws her ass back as you're hitting it from behind. Decided to try her infamous prostate massage as she finished me off simultaneously with a HJ. It was very intense. I went to Heaven and back. She cleaned me up and then gave me a soothing back massage. We chatted a bit before, got dressed, and said goodbye. Angel is a sexual beast. She has a great attitude and is a cool, funny woman to talk to. Definitely want to see her again. She told me she is working Monday, Tuesday only.[/QUOTE]So is she Sabrina or is she Angel?

[QUOTE=Rcl44;5237387]This place is listed as permanently closed.[/QUOTE]The Spa I was asking OP if its the same place or not is on 8th ave. The one that is permanently closed is a different address. So lets wait and hope that OP gives us more info, shall we.

I started AMP hopping at 9 am this Saturday morning, headed north into Broward.

Got off at Griffin Road and checked out 2. 9. 8. 0. Griffin, they are closed as many of these AMPs don't keep regular hours, you just got to be lucky enough to find someone there.

Then I run down to 3. 4. 2. 0. Griffin and find an OK looking Chinese lady, so she for sure do-able but it all rest on her attitude now.

I say half hour and she snaps back 50, then she turns and walks toward the room, doesn't make physical contact or even politely invite me to follow.

Then she says "face down"! I said what?, I heard her, I just didn't like how she's talking to me.

She shouts "face down-face down"!

That's it for me, I really don't like these types of rude little Chinese women that bark out commands at me.

That may be OK in the Communist society she's from, but I know it means no FS. Here, So I canceled, got my 50 back and walked out.

Next I strolled down to Stirling and checked out Golden Spa at 2. 8. 3. 2. Closed.

But the Jing-jing at 2. 6. 0. 5. Is open so I walk in and was greeted by a little elderly woman that was slightly hunched back. I asked for someone else working. She said Lisa, in 20 minutes. No thanks, I don't know if Lisa is any better than this little troll and waiting 20 minutes to find out wasn't on my agenda.

So I head west to 441 and check out the East Jing, on 51 street next to a couple of other spas.

I meet Coco, I know, it seems there's a Coco in every AMP, but that's her massage name.

Very friendly, super polite, pretty face, a nice body and a great rack.

I greeted her sitting up on the table with a full on boner when she comes back into the room.

I tell her $. For FS and we'll see about a tip afterwards, and she's ok with that so off comes the dress and everything else.

Had a good time banging her, but the overly tight condom was making it hard to cum, so I asked let me finish BB and be a gentleman and pull out and drop my load on her belly.

At first she says no-no not without condom. Then I say for a tip here. She says "How Much".

(That's what I wanted to hear).

I say 40 and she nods OK. I finished BB and I pulled out and splooged all over her. Good fun.

The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

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The search continues.

[QUOTE=Masseur2000;5244235]The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

[URL]https://miami.craigslist.org/brw/bts/d/fort-lauderdale/7286598238.html[/URL]

The search continues.[/QUOTE]What was the offer for a HJ? Any other services available?

[QUOTE=OralWonder;5244307]What was the offer for a HJ? Any other services available?[/QUOTE]Having seen Sandra, that is a hilariously fake photo. Both are a yes in the extras category. Dee is more demanding.

[QUOTE=Masseur2000;5244235]The struggle is real!

Went to the barber shop on Commercial. Dee is her in the photo and ok on the massage but a negotiator on the finish which is a buzz kill.

Sandra is a fake photo in the ad and she looks nothing like this plus she's much larger. She's super nice but below average performance. I will not repeat. I have another photo but don't even know who she is. I'm guessing also fake.

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The search continues.[/QUOTE]How does Sandra look like.

[QUOTE=Rustys;5244970]Having seen Sandra, that is a hilariously fake photo. Both are a yes in the extras category. Dee is more demanding.[/QUOTE]It's what you keep increasing your offer to until she says yes but not costly. YMMV.

After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5250326]After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?[/QUOTE]Coco and Jenny.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5250326]Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?[/QUOTE]And on that note. I ran to East Jing when I read that you saw a Coco there. Well the girl who was there and claimed to be Coco wasn't the same Coco who used to work there years ago. The one I remember was short and chunky in all the right places and had an awesome REAL rack. This one, not so much. She gave an ok massage for 15 minutes then agreed to the full Monty for a Benjamin and it wasn't very good. She kept putting her hand down there because she said I was too big. Well that surely didn't speed up the process. That's one bad boob job! I didn't realize there are like 5 "Spas" in that little mall. Jenny and Lily are two common ones...

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5250326]After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?[/QUOTE]Coco is very popular.

[QUOTE=Searching10;5250931]Coco and Jenny.[/QUOTE]Oh, LOL, yeah. I forgot Coco, one of the most common AMP names. And Jenny too.

Funny you said it because I got texts from Coco and Yoyo at 1570 Ives wanting some business.

I will get text msgs from AMP girls that I've shared my number with when they come back to the spa I met them in.

So FS always gets the green light for me when I'm connected with these girls.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5250326]After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?[/QUOTE]Don't forget the ubiquitous Kim. There's a saying in Korea "Throw a stone into the air and it will land on a Kim, Park, or Lee. ".

After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.

Orange and 441 is Annie Lee's but the girls seem to have GPS with Hard Rock there. Also try out 6771 pembroke massage it definitely will work out with the better looking girls of broward AMP. Next bet is heading north but not sure how far your looking to travel with coasting south of 595.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5252708]After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.[/QUOTE]

I am not one that goes looking for extras. I actually just like the massage, nice eye candy and just a good old fashion edge is perfect. The longer the better. It's a bargain when you find it compared to all the crazy tantra practitioners. Seems like most of the AMPs though are not into that experience. There used to be some good slow massages at places like a lovely massage.

Not sure of the name. JJ spa? Massage was poor; reason became evident quick. This is FS and into it as quickly as possible. Allowed her to "change from hour to hh" and gave her $. 20 for CBJ, mish, doggie. No kissing, but playing of tits, fingering, etc. , allowed and enjoyed. Didn't get her name; there were two working.

10-4, been to Annie Lee's, hot on FS but the asking price is often high.

It; s best to go to this places when it's slow. Like early Sunday morning when they open, the greedy girls like to work later.

I'm not familiar with any AMP at 6. 7. 7. x Pembroke Rd. That's a Latin Super Mkt last time I was by there.

There's the old AB Therapy at 6. 6. 4. x but that place is a dud.

And there's Mosin at 6. 7. 7. x on Hollywood Blvd. Maybe that's what your thinking of.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5254834]10-4, been to Annie Lee's, hot on FS but the asking price is often high.

It; s best to go to this places when it's slow. Like early Sunday morning when they open, the greedy girls like to work later.

I'm not familiar with any AMP at 6. 7. 7. x Pembroke Rd. That's a Latin Super Mkt last time I was by there.

There's the old AB Therapy at 6. 6. 4. x but that place is a dud.

And there's Mosin at 6. 7. 7. x on Hollywood Blvd. Maybe that's what your thinking of.[/QUOTE]Its mosin at hollywood blvd, was thinking pembrokes pines blvd but just didn't complete my thought.

I will be vacationing in May and have a hotel reservation at a place on Commercial Boulevard. There are at least two dozen AMP's on that long street and rather than drive, I plan on strolling on that street and checking out the AMP's. There are in reviews in the usual places rubmaps and the like, but any reports or reviews anyone may have will be much appreciated. Of course, any I go to (and I plan on at least 1 a day for 9 days, will be reviewed here. Much thanks.

[QUOTE=WolfOffTl;5256942]Its mosin at hollywood blvd, was thinking pembrokes pines blvd but just didn't complete my thought.[/QUOTE]For sure, the Mosin Spa, just west of thr TP is a 100% FS spa. The girls there also work out of the NYC circuit where there's no massage, just FS.

So, the massage there will suck as they're really not into that.

I have had a couple of really fun episodes there with some cool girls, and a bunch of hustle sessions too where the price wasn't worth the view.

One girl told me she only does $$ sessions and she did deliver some real good service. She said that good clients will drop $$ , and I did.

We were having a nice conversation afterwards with Google Translate, and she said she raises her price even more for undesirable types.

I'm not sure what she meant by "undesirable" , so draw your own conclusion.

My definition of a grade-A girl is one that let's me go Bare Back on the BJ and sometimes on the FS input. Because an eager to please attitude is the best way into my bill fold.

[QUOTE=Warrren19;5258075]I will be vacationing in May and have a hotel reservation at a place on Commercial Boulevard. There are at least two dozen AMP's on that long street and rather than drive, I plan on strolling on that street and checking out the AMP's. There are in reviews in the usual places rubmaps and the like, but any reports or reviews anyone may have will be much appreciated. Of course, any I go to (and I plan on at least 1 a day for 9 days, will be reviewed here. Much thanks.[/QUOTE]Depends on what you are looking for and how much you are willing to pay. Services have increased in price over the past year. Read your Baltimore post. Probably more expensive here. The $ plus house fee is hard to find.

Start strolling near the two adjacent places near 1-7-5-0; Magic Fingers and across the street. Might try Apple on Federal just north of Commercial for good Korean massage. Those AMPs east of Federal are hit or miss, but hits are good. There is a Latina place at 2-4-6-X; no personal experience there but good report from friend; Massage by the Sea is not an AMP but might have what you need.

The Spa at 2-3-X Commercial in Lauderdale by the Sea is the go to place if all you want is only a really good Korean massage.

Most of these places in this area have been reviewed here in the past if you dig.

I look forward to your reports; have fun.

It looks like the moron didn't get the HE he expected and got piss off.

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[QUOTE=BigLuber;5258147]For sure, the Mosin Spa, just west of thr TP is a 100% FS spa. The girls there also work out of the NYC circuit where there's no massage, just FS.

So, the massage there will suck as they're really not into that.

I have had a couple of really fun episodes there with some cool girls, and a bunch of hustle sessions too where the price wasn't worth the view.

One girl told me she only does $$ sessions and she did deliver some real good service. She said that good clients will drop $$ , and I did.

We were having a nice conversation afterwards with Google Translate, and she said she raises her price even more for undesirable types.

I'm not sure what she meant by "undesirable" , so draw your own conclusion.

My definition of a grade-A girl is one that let's me go Bare Back on the BJ and sometimes on the FS input. Because an eager to please attitude is the best way into my bill fold.[/QUOTE]To each his own. I just go for variety.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5252708]After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.[/QUOTE]I feel better knowing it's not just me! I've done the same running up, down, in, out and all around. I find it better when they say come back in twenty-hive minute. That allows me to make a mental note on looks for the next time.

[QUOTE=Jack76;5251256]And on that note. I ran to East Jing when I read that you saw a Coco there. Well the girl who was there and claimed to be Coco wasn't the same Coco who used to work there years ago. The one I remember was short and chunky in all the right places and had an awesome REAL rack. This one, not so much. She gave an ok massage for 15 minutes then agreed to the full Monty for a Benjamin and it wasn't very good. She kept putting her hand down there because she said I was too big. Well that surely didn't speed up the process. That's one bad boob job! I didn't realize there are like 5 "Spas" in that little mall. Jenny and Lily are two common ones...[/QUOTE]I know which Coco you are talking about. After a few times of not seeing her, the staff at the time told me that she had left for NY.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5250326]After visiting so many AMPs over the last few years I'm amused by the short list of stage names these girls go by.

Cici / Kiki / Yoyo / Vicky / Alice / Lisa / Wendy / Suzie / Nana / Lola / Kathy. Are the most common, so when I see a review on Rub-Maps for Cici or Suzie, I can't be sure if it's the same girl I encountered and often seek more info about her.

I'm sure her cultural Chinese or Korean name would be harder to remember.

Anyone else have issues with Identifying these girls? Antone care to add some more common names they've encountered?[/QUOTE]Mimi and Coco are the most common ones I've seen.

Visiting Ft. Lauderdale next week, can anyone recommend an erotic couples massage either private residence or parlor? OK to PM me, appreciate any help.

[QUOTE=BigLuber;5252708]After a half of Viagra with my coffee and a light breakfast, I headed out at 10:30 am this morning. Stopped at 1570 Ives dairy first.

I got a text from one of the girls, not sure which one as she was probably texting every number on her phones "Recent" list. But the text said new girl, good service. OK, I'll bite.

I get there and the parking lot is full, no place to park. That's not good, so I passed and moved on.

Next I went up I-95 to Sterling to check out what Lisa looks like there at 2. 6. 0. 5. Jing-Jing Spa. The door was open and the cleaning lady was mopping up. I asked who's working. She said she was.

Oh no. This was an older lady, decrepit little body, had a pot belly. And if that wasn't bad enough, she was wearing a Cross on a necklace.

Great, a faith flaunter that want's to give me a "Good Massage" I see no FS happening here. So I asked about Lisa. (still have not met her) the cleaning lady wanted me to wait while she calls her, said 10-15 minutes.

No thanks, 10-15 in real time is closer to 25 minutes. And I don't know if Lisa is worth waiting for. So I split.

So I went to the East Village next on Davie Rd Ext. Wow 2 of the homeliest looking girls I ever seen. One looked like a pig, and the other had no hips. So, I exited stage left.

Next I headed down Taft to 9. 1. 3. 7. Blue Sea spa. Just one very boring and conservatively dressed woman there, not hot and not giving off any type of friendly vibe. So, again I exited. In the past this spa has some OK talent, but it's been fuglyville lately.

I drove down to 104th and Taft to find Suni, said 10 minutes till she's done with the last client. I said I didn't want to wait around, so she hurried the guy out of there and came in nice and friendly and ready to play.

Offered her $. Plus a tip if it was appropriate. I would go 40 on the tip, but she countered with $. 20 and it was hot and steamy FS was served up.

A hot towel to clean up and a bottle of water and I'm done.

Nice girl, A little out of shape, but not too sloppy, still do-able. The rice diet does not do the body good, especially as one gets older.[/QUOTE]Sounds a a lot like me. Down here it is usually DAYS before I find something doable. In fact no way would I have stayed at the place you did. I'm not following anyone by 5 minutes-not to mention, she didn't sound sexy enough for me. I'm extra picky. Now in NYC, I probably stay 30% of the time and still have been barred for not staying 2 times in a row. I've actually returned 2 years later at one place and MMS remembered me and closes the door again.

This spa is in Commercial near 18th. Was greeted at the door by a very buxom girl with a pretty face. She is a little chunkier than I prefer, but I think they do a rotation process. She was good enough that I didn't ask to see others, but I heard other customers coming in and being seen right away.

I made the mistake of going for the. 70 hour when the. 50 half would be sufficient.

She began with a nice oiled back rub for maybe 5 minutes and quickly got to the jewels. And whispering about other items on the menu. I offered $. 0. She countered with $$. I said $. 20 no more. She countered with 1/2 hr. I agreed.

She got hot towel. Did lots of disinfecting, some nice rubbing and too off panties and lowered top to expose that huge rack.

After putting in the swimsuit by mouth, a very good CBJ. Almost taking me to end, which rarely happens even bb.

She mounted me cowgirl with gusto, but it wasn't working for me.

We took.

Off the condum for a hand job ending, with her licking my balls while jerking me off.

Worth the $. 90.

Commercial and 18th.

Nice looking girl greeted me. Maybe a bit thicker than I like, but pretty face and big tits.

Started with nice soothing massage that soon led to the mid section. And whispering about extras. I offered $. She wanted $$. I countered with $. 20 she countered with only 1/2 hr.

Good BJ skills (covered). I almost nutted. Cowgirl was enthusiastic, but not effective. Went to HJ w / o condom. She started licking me balls and below while jacking me off to explosive nut.

Very worth the $. 90.

Went out looking today. Drove down Stirling and none of the places looked promising. Arrived at Federal Highway and traveled south. Almost passed up Shanghai, since I had a bad experience a number of years ago. Cindy greeted me and led me back. I said I wanted an hour. She said, "Thank you" and left to get me change. . 70 for the hour. When she returned, she drug her fingers up my legs all the way to my head. Then again, teasing my balls. Signal on. Her massage technique was good, but she mixed in opportunities to visit sensitive areas. After the flip, we negotiated. I paid more than I have, up to this point. $. 50. Worth every penny. She started with getting naked; crawling on top of me, kissing my nipples. After a little while, she flipped so that we were 69. After a good while, she did cowgirl until she had an o. We switched to mish and I enjoy her so much for there that I filled the protection. She cleaned us up; then switched to massaging me from the front. Run, guys, don't walk.