Massage Parlor Reports

Recently made the trip up to the 4th floor only to have Penny (from heaven? not quite) open the door and lead me to the room. She was a bit older, but had a very youthful slim body and large breasts. A bit too much make-up for me and her face was not what I am accustomed to at this place but she was sweet and soft and juicy. Very nice TS and some average to slightly above medium-hard massage. Very relaxing. Then the light touch and B2B massage. I had her lie down and tried sucking on her apparently natural breasts. This of course caused the "too sensitive" act on her part so I moved south for a light snack. this went well enough but she insisted on the usual entry position which is where I finished after much huffing and puffing. (I really need to get into shape!) She cleaned me up and we chatted for a few minutes even as she shooed me out the door. What was strange was I never saw mamasan (ahjima?) or anyone else. YMMV.

Stay safe,

af

[QUOTE=Chaz]...third time was at Green Court with May. After a table shower with mamasan, May started with a fantastic BBBJ. Before I knew it, I was finishing. She initially seemed upset, but then she said she enjoyed it and asked that I please come back...[/QUOTE]Makes me wonder is this is not the May now at Kim's. See the NOVA Section for my latest "REPORT"

Stay Sober

[QUOTE=Dr Bombay]I think they relocated in Virginia some time ago, Arlington or Alexandria. I called them one day and they gave me a Virginia address.[/QUOTE]Then, someone needs to make note of that change in the database.

People not reporting due to suspected LE activity? Places not open? Everyone's dick worn out?

I broke my hiatus (see my last post) within a week after posting, because it's hard to get this stuff out of the system. Anyway. .

Headed to what's becoming my semi-usual spot of H&H and drew Alex from the batch. I wasn't terribly impressed, although she's friends with Amanda (from a previous trip) who I did like, so hopefully the word gets put in and they recognize me when I go off hiatus again.

Or not. At any rate, she's white, local, and I'm guessing late 30's. Average looks. Attitude was a little too mechanical for me, I guess. That said, she was very no nonsense about everything, which put me off a bit. Seniors can hit me for details over PM. Given the climate, I'd really rather not say anything else here. It is rare that I do this, but I like the joint, and they're paranoid enough as it is.

Made a visit to the 3rd flr this past Sunday.

My first visit to DC.

I usually visit NOVA AMPS

.5 for hh
.6 tip

Buzzed in.

Directed immediately to a small dark room (no mamasan).

Bikini top with skimpy bottom. Mid 30's. Very cute.

Immediately asked what I wanted? That surprised me as I was hoping for something other than standard nova.

I replied "massage? " her forwardness surprised me.

B2B massage.

Asked to flip.

She got on top and only allowed me to touch her behind.

Nice looks but I didn't like that she asked right up front, made me uncomfortable.

[QUOTE=Dire Wolf98]Then, someone needs to make note of that change in the database.[/QUOTE]

In case you haven't noticed in your posting by now, you can't edit your reports after about 3 days. A more workable solution is to post an updated list of open locations, phone numbers, hours, door fees.

wayward one

Saw Jae this weekend. Not the typical beautiful girl that normally works the AMPs, but made a good impression by her friendliness. Prob 5'6, 120. Gave a very nice massage, think I read something about that on here previously. A little better than your average service on the massage. We exchanged AR and then I walked the dog feverishly for about 10 min before finishing.

A nice relaxing time and felt rejuvenated heading out the door.

By the way, tried K st 1st, but they were closed for some sort of plumbing problem.

[QUOTE=Ohio4413]Made a visit to the 3rd flr this past Sunday.

My first visit to DC.

I usually visit NOVA AMPS

.5 for hh
.6 tip

Buzzed in.

Directed immediately to a small dark room (no mamasan).

Bikini top with skimpy bottom. Mid 30's. Very cute.

Immediately asked what I wanted? That surprised me as I was hoping for something other than standard nova.

I replied "massage? " her forwardness surprised me.

B2B massage.

Asked to flip.

She got on top and only allowed me to touch her behind.

Nice looks but I didn't like that she asked right up front, made me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]Ohio,

M St is notorious for old mamas and shoddy service. Girls do get burned alot so I wouldnt think anything of it. If you visited more often, things would change.

PC out

I was having a nice dream. It was the time of the Berlin Olympics (or was it Brazil?) and I was having a nice shower and sauna when 2 of DCs finest interrupted. I was shocked and confused, but Lilly (the lovely mid-30s attendant who was my wttendant for this visit) helped me get through the trauma. It seems that the city occassionally checks the licenses of spas because some operate without. I am happy that they did not wander through the spa and check on the facilities, as I would have been very embarrassed to be seen in the shower with soap (only) covering my body. After about 5 minutes, the 2 in blue did leave and my nightmare turned backed into a dream of pure relaxation.

Lilly, truely a beauty and with a marvelous attitude, helped me relax after the excitement of a few minutes earlier with 10 minutes of gymnastics and 20 minutes, or so, of supine relaxation techniques.

I will repeat the better portions of this dream.

I found it useful to review peoples experiences and use them to my benefit, so when I try to repay you fellas by telling you information and my experience you bash my post? wt hell is wrong with you specifically dude? you want to claim my post is fake and be a little *****, fine, I'll just take my shit elsewhere. Anyone who didnt find my input to be useless, be easy.

G

[QUOTE=Solitaire One]Why does this post seem fake?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Drunk Irish]I've had it happen twice in many many years of being a hobbyist. Once at Downtown, and it was amazing, but she was a spinner plus. Most recently at the recently busted Young's.

To tell you the truth, if you just close your eyes, you can't really tell. Some of the girls are so expert at slipping it on you would swear you're getting a BBBJ.

Not too happy to be hearing about all these reports about busts.[/QUOTE]Most don't want any come on them at all. I've had a few that allowed russian without a raincoat.

Man I am amazed that after not visiting any AMP in about 1 year I got the urge to and found out many are not in service anymore. I wish i could find Candy, she was my number 1 I want to find her. Please help if anyone knows where she may be. None of the AmP's in Va compare to experiences I have has in DC. If anyone knows of any different let me know.

Thanks

Had a dream on fourth floor one triple three. Got June, mid thirties and nice body. Not too thin and not too thick. Standard progression of activities. Pretty good experience, but nothing remarkable either.

The good: getting put in the room with the horizontal wall mirror next to the bed. The bad: seeing two younger girls with equally nice bodies when I was on my way out.

[QUOTE=Junky11]Most don't want any come on them at all. I've had a few that allowed russian without a raincoat.[/QUOTE]

I think the OP was speaking only of a BBBJ but without CIM. CIM is VERY rare but it does happen. BBBJ's at spas themselves seem to come and go. When I lived in South Jersy in the mid-90's I got them on a regular basis sometimes with CIM, both in Jersy and Philly spas. After about a year they came to a grinding halt. I couldn't pay or beg enough for one. So it was for about three years. But I have gotten them more recently (no CIM) at DC spas, but not very often. As we always say in this hobby; YMMV.

[QUOTE=Triple E]People not reporting due to suspected LE activity? Places not open? Everyone's dick worn out?

I broke my hiatus (see my last post) within a week after posting, because it's hard to get this stuff out of the system. Anyway.

Headed to what's becoming my semi-usual spot of H&H and drew Alex from the batch. I wasn't terribly impressed, although she's friends with Amanda (from a previous trip) who I did like, so hopefully the word gets put in and they recognize me when I go off hiatus again.

Or not. At any rate, she's white, local, and I'm guessing late 30's. Average looks. Attitude was a little too mechanical for me, I guess. That said, she was very no nonsense about everything, which put me off a bit. Seniors can hit me for details over PM. Given the climate, I'd really rather not say anything else here. It is rare that I do this, but I like the joint, and they're paranoid enough as it is. [/QUOTE]I broke too. I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast! Shower was good, cleaned all the right places. I felt downright clean. Even the pacific rim was spotless.

Next, back to the room. No real massage to speak of. She gave me a quick but effective karate chop all over and massaged my shoulders. Felt heavenly.

On my way in, mama asked about how I was and she told me to have a good time. Apparently the girl got the message.

So, flip and there she is gloriously rubbing her boobs all over me and smiling.

She decides to check out mr happy and massage the rim at the same time.

Next I get a face full of clam and she goes to work downstairs. She has a talent with her mouth. I playfully smack her in the ass. She loved it.

Next we're on to visit the cowgirl and we're off to the races. Definitely working her internal muscles and I'm in heaven. She spins on the pole and I get a view from behind. She inquires if I want to walk the dog and I have to simply comply. We walk the dog for what seems like forever and finally I break the seal. She's sweaty and so am I but I really don't care. A few minutes go by and I get a hot towel and mouthwash.

After a few, I head for the door. I get a big hug and I'm gone. Saturday night done right for a change.

Realize Nana is what I would call a healthy girl. She's not a stick, by any means. For her size she can move like a champ. T & A is what I like and she has it in spades. Anyway. Until next time.

Solid 8s across the board.

Would recommend.

Cabbie!

PS. I didn't see any 5-0 while I did the block walk or parked the car. Just one cop harassing some homeless dude but I don't count that. The guy was taking a leak in the park, in full view of the school bus filled with catholic school girls. Kidding! Girls that young out at 11 at night. I actually thought it was kinda funny. But that's me. Be safe everyone. It's still a rough world out there.

If anyone is putting together a list of 'open places' add 1threethreethree green to the list. Next to the club for 'fancy lads'.

[QUOTE=Ohio4413]Made a visit to the 3rd flr this past Sunday.

My first visit to DC.

I usually visit NOVA AMPS

.5 for hh
.6 tip

Buzzed in.

Directed immediately to a small dark room (no mamasan).

Bikini top with skimpy bottom. Mid 30's. Very cute.

Immediately asked what I wanted? That surprised me as I was hoping for something other than standard nova.

I replied "massage? " her forwardness surprised me.

B2B massage.

Asked to flip.

She got on top and only allowed me to touch her behind.

Nice looks but I didn't like that she asked right up front, made me uncomfortable.[/QUOTE]Glad to see someone had a decent time at this place. 'Therapy' has always had some of the ugliest girls in the city, so i'm not suprised that they were up front with you. They probably know they have the reputation of having a less than stella line-up, so were happy to finally get a costumer.

The few times, back in the day, when i went up there, i'd ask for the line-up, see that they only had one girl to offer me (who was never more than a 3 on the looks scale and was sometimes the mamasan), turned around and went down stairs to ICM.

[QUOTE=DickAllMighty]Had a dream on fourth floor one triple three. Got June, mid thirties and nice body. Not too thin and not too thick. Standard progression of activities. Pretty good experience, but nothing remarkable either.

The good: getting put in the room with the horizontal wall mirror next to the bed. The bad: seeing two younger girls with equally nice bodies when I was on my way out.[/QUOTE]I also drew her, but I thought she was maybe early 40s. Decent body, below average face. Would not repeat.

[QUOTE=Ginger Man]I did an informal survey this morning. As of ten-thirty, the following were closed--Royal, Happiness, Gold, Green Court, Supra, and 1413. Rio and M Street (3rd floor) were open. I am told M Street is an avoid at all costs place, anyway. I did not check IHC. I sense a seismic shift, a sea change if you will. The old days may be over. Downtown, Sun, Ginza (my ATF) and the type of service and provider you would get, alas.[/QUOTE]The D.C. sex industry clean-up has been on-going for a few years now.

- See 2005 Washingtonian article: [url]http://www.washingtonian.com/articles/mediapolitics/4017.html[/url]

- See 2006 DCist article: [url]http://dcist.com/2006/08/17/morning_roundup.php[/url]

San Francisco underwent the same clean-up a decade ago. All the AMPs are now 40+ women. The 20-somethings are now working from private residence. That's even scarier. Thanks to LE closing down these AMPs who operated away from family residence, now AMPs could be right next door or across the street from you where kids are playing right outside.

That's brain power at work.

Yes Virginia (or DC, as the case may be) there is a Santa Clause. 14K is open for business. Visited late this AM. Same smiley Mamasan. All "new" girls. Asked for small; got Rose. Very pretty. Tiny waist, nice 'lites, great pointers. About 5' 2" tall. Very accommodating for a first time. TS thorough, nice lite touch and good "faking". Mutual massage and great FS ending. Then harder massage. Had a nice time; will ask for her again. 8's all.

Be safe out there.

Rx

Where is the Green Massage parlor located in DC? And Rio for that matter? Can someone private message me.

Thanks

...stay away.

Trust me on this one. I tried to TOFTT a couple of days ago. Way overpriced and grandma was retreaded. Hell, I had an ancient woman, and I do mean snaggle toothed and ancient, offer me 2.2 bills. Couldn't do IT, or less...

Really.

You don't want to do this. You NEVER want to try to do this. There are WAY too many other options available.

You've been warned...

I thought I would give this place a try. Mamasan is youngish, cute and friendly. I asked for Lily, based on a previous report. She's a plain Jane, so I rejected her and asked for another. Linda showed up. Older, but not bad, with a large chest. I got a very great crevice-cleaning - for good reason, it turned out. She's wasn't worried about the time and I was well taken care of in all ways.

There's a rock club next door and the music started up. It added an interesting element to the proceedings.

[QUOTE=Friendly1]I got a very great crevice-cleaning - for good reason [/QUOTE]

Ummmm, I sure hope it was NOT because of bad hygiene on your part! ;^)

[QUOTE=CabDriver52]I broke too. I decided to visit green court. I met with Nana and had a blast!
[/QUOTE]
I'm a huge Nana fan! Hoping to see her again this weekend.

[QUOTE=Smokinaces]Where is the Green Massage parlor located in DC? And Rio for that matter? Can someone private message me.

Thanks[/QUOTE]Ok.

Here's an idea

Go back through the last 3-4 months and take some notes. You sound like a cop. Grab a pencil and a pad of paper whilke you're searching. Or get creative with ctrl see and ctrl v. I did it, I imagine MANY others on this board have. I'm not trying to be a dick but c'mon. It's all in front of you.

Cabbie!

[QUOTE=NukeyNuke]...stay away.

Trust me on this one. I tried to TOFTT a couple of days ago. Way overpriced and grandma was retreaded. Hell, I had an ancient woman, and I do mean snaggle toothed and ancient, offer me 2.2 bills. Couldn't do IT, or less...

Really.

You don't want to do this. You NEVER want to try to do this. There are WAY too many other options available.

You've been warned...[/QUOTE]Thanks for the heads up! Sorry for the experience. It sounds bad.

Cabbie!

New girls! ? Did you catch a glimpse of any of them other than Rose? I will be heading down tonight or tomorrow. Maybe I should take one for the team and ask for ANYONE BUT Rose so I can provide some more info. But if she was 8's all the way around, that may be hard to pass up. Either way, I'll let you fella's know.

Well, I was glad to hear that 14K was opened. Had to make the trip down there. Went in and drew Annie. I should have asked for Rose since my fellow mongerer rated her all 8's. Annie was disappointing to say the least. Nothing spectacular about the table shower, same old, same old. We headed back to the room where she proceeded with a very light massage for about 3 minutes, and then it was down to business. She took her clothes off, and the first thing I noticed was her fake boobs with huge scars undeneath. Nice nipples, though, although she hardly let me suck or play with them! Quik BJ, and I asked for some 69 action. She acted like she didn't understand, and went for the lube. We proceeded with all the usual positions for about 15 minutes until I finished. I figured I would atleast get a hard massage afterwords, but no. She rushed to get me a hot towel, helped me get dressed and it was like she was trying to get me out the door as quik as possible. I would not repeat with Annie, but can't wait to go back to check out old Rosie!

Visited Green today and saw nana for the first time. I have usually seen michelle or candi there the last few times. Nana is a bit thicker than i like, but really nice, can hold a conversation, good attitide, good massage, does not rush, lots of positions, and best of all, gave me a BBBJ which almost finished me off. Later, BT3

[QUOTE=Fuel Man]I should have asked for Rose since my fellow mongerer rated her all 8's. ... I would not repeat with Annie, but can't wait to go back to check out old Rosie![/QUOTE]Maybe you didn't get Rose because I was the one who had her. =D

I wouldn't say Rose is DDG, and she's not in the younger- to mid-20s as I prefer, but she's doable. Very warm and friendly personality, I'll give her that.

Paid her the standard house. Table shower was above-average: scrubbed everywhere. Then the massage was typical. She has soft hands, so it felt nice. But the massage could have been better. Then she proceeded with tonguing me everywhere (except the analingus). CBJ was also average. She uses her teeth a little. So it was a bit uncomfortable. She then straddled cowgirl and she finished in no-time. I still had juice. So we then went doggy and mish.

The only thing she kept screaming the entire time was, "You so big! It feels good." Something about the way she kept saying it made me finish sooner than I wanted. Overall, good experience, but I felt was a little over-rated.

Here's my impression/rating:
Personality is a 10/10.
Body is 8/10.
Massage is 7/10.
CBJ is 6/10.
CFS is 8/10.

I'll certainly repeat but next time, I'm going when there's less civis hanging around outside. There were too many civis just outside the door because of the restaurant or club or whatever it is.

Have to thank Readerx for discovering Rose. She is a true spinner, slim and natural, with long flowing hair. I'd put her age around 30 which puts her at the young end of the spectrum in the scene now, but definitely cute. Nice freindly service. Although I didn't last long enough to try all positions I think she'll improve with a second visit. Only downside is she had a case of allergies, so if you go bring a box of Zyrtec.

Hi Fuel Man,

No, I did not see any others. As I mentioned, it was pretty early in the day. I have found that, because of the long hours, the larger numbers of girls do not turn up until somewhat later in the day. Bell did not ring while I was there. Now that the cat is out of the bag, and it sure is, based on this list of posts, my guess is that it will get busier and more girls will be around. I shall return myself asap.

Have fun,

Rx

Just to try something a little different, I went to m street. What a major disappointment. The ancient certin that offered to do my ts and massage was such a major turn off that I just left. "nuther lady? " she kept asking. I didn't see anyone else, except mamasan, who made this MG look like a child. Yuk. I will not return. Off to 14K today to try again.

Yes, I was there, middle of this past week. Do not want to talk about it. Yes, got rim, but yes, way more aged than anyone ought to have to take. Had a good long mid-massage wait while masseuse listened to see whether the latest guest was really a guest, or perhaps Uncle. I almost didn't care. At least the music from next door was interesting.

[QUOTE=Friendly1]I thought I would give this place a try. Mamasan is youngish, cute and friendly. I asked for Lily, based on a previous report. She's a plain Jane, so I rejected her and asked for another. Linda showed up. Older, but not bad, with a large chest. I got a very great crevice-cleaning. For good reason, it turned out. She's wasn't worried about the time and I was well taken care of in all ways.

There's a rock club next door and the music started up. It added an interesting element to the proceedings. [/QUOTE]

Friends,

I will be visiting Washington next week.

Can any one please PM me the locations of action.

Regards

I'm in the military and I've been gone from the DC area for about 12 years. When I heard I was PCSing back to this area I thought to myself "Wonder Monger powers activate". I can hardly recognize the place. Where the hoez at? I remember back in the day after driving for a couple of hours (or more) I always was extra careful; I wasn't as discriminating as when I first hit the street, however all I've seen I wouldn't touch and by all I mean two or three. Again I ask "Where the hoez at"? I never did the message parlor thing, just old school pick up get bbbj and let them out and be on my way. It's a desert out there. Can someone help a brother out.

[QUOTE=Coolboy]Friends,

I will be visiting Washington next week.

Can any one please PM me the locations of action.

Regards[/QUOTE]To answer your question, Coolboy, "NO!"

But here are two alternatives for you to find the answer you're looking for BY YOURSELF!

1. RTFF
2. Google search.

Have a fun time.

Peace

In town for the cherry blossoms, I treated myself with a return visit to Green Ct and Nana. It will be a sad day when she goes on "vacation".

RTFF!!

JJ

[QUOTE=Un Saint]I'm in the military and I've been gone from the DC area for about 12 years. When I heard I was PCSing back to this area I thought to myself "Wonder Monger powers activate". I can hardly recognize the place. Where the hoez at? I remember back in the day after driving for a couple of hours (or more) I always was extra careful; I wasn't as discriminating as when I first hit the street, however all I've seen I wouldn't touch and by all I mean two or three. Again I ask "Where the hoez at"? I never did the message parlor thing, just old school pick up get bbbj and let them out and be on my way. It's a desert out there. Can someone help a brother out.[/QUOTE]

I've been looking at the submissions around this area.

I get the feeling that a local high school has gotten the address of this forum. Lately, some of the posters seem a little juvenile.