Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I love the way Tara Marie says she's not here to judge anyone, and then proceeds to judge me. I never said a word about her. I never tried to connect with her. In addition to this, she sent me a profanity laced (and frequently misspelled) PM telling me much the same as she posted here.

That pretty much sums up the type of "lady" some of you are here to defend.[/QUOTE]

SW, she's probably very intimidated by all that goes around here. I know her and I'm not saying she's a naive little girl or anything like that but let's just respect her wishes and leave her alone. She's a good therapist I know that for a fact. My friend I've never had any issues with you or anyone here, I don't judge you or anyone else... all I ask is that if a provider makes a request we honor it. Just be cool man. Peace brother!
Cool

[QUOTE=CoolinUSA]SW, she's probably very intimidated by all that goes around here. I know her and I'm not saying she's a naive little girl or anything like that but let's just respect her wishes and leave her alone. She's a good therapist I know that for a fact. My friend I've never had any issues with you or anyone here, I don't judge you or anyone else... all I ask is that if a provider makes a request we honor it. Just be cool man. Peace brother!
Cool[/QUOTE]

You're preaching to the choir. I never bothered her. Never spoke to her. She just picked me and decided to unleash an unprovoked attack. It's my hope that she got it out of her system and leaves it alone from here on out.

I would like to share a little secret about myself. I do not have a huge "package". I also do not drive a Ford F-350 pickup with 6 wheels in the back (to compensate for my lack of length and girth).

What I have is, a unit that gets the job done. It is not the size of the tool that is important, it is how you use it.

I am proud to say that I have attained the rank of Cocksman, Level 3, with Oak Clusters.

There is only 1 man who has attained a higher level of Cocksman, and he is married to a woman named Hillary (soon to be U.S. Secretary of State).

Let's all get back to the purpose at hand. Calling each other names? NO! The purpose is to report about our experiences at MPs and learn from our mistakes. When we waste time posting insults, the only winner is L/E.

Now everyone have a Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Joyous Kwanzaa, etc.

To all the pretty girls out there: Husqvarna (the name I gave my unit: a Swedish power tool company) salutes you. We are coming to visit you soon, so get some rest and do your stretching exercises.

Be safe and be cool.

I noticed a sign go up for a new massage place in Kissimmee. It is on West Highway 192, in a new strip plaza next to Sams Club. It doesn't seem to be open yet.

[blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

[QUOTE=Admin][blue]Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex.

Let's get back to the subject.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue][/QUOTE]I sure hope that post does the trick.

The new place in Kissimmee sounds interesting, I'd sure be one of the first to report had it opened a month ago.

If reports are good and it's there in May, you can be sure of a report from me.

Stopped in at Avalon this week after a long hiatus. Saw Roseanna, older hispanic lady, who gave very nice touches on front and on flip. The menu was open, judging from the upsell, but frankly she didn't do it for me. On my way out, I noticed an attractive blond, who I will hopefully see on a future visit.

Shifting gears for a minute, I saw an older (45-ish) European therapist by the name of Oxana in her Alt Spgs home over the summer. Very clean, professional appearance and great technique. She ran a couple of ads on CL, but have not since the summer. I have not been able to track her down and was wondering if anyone has seen her recently.

Thanks

I am usually a fan of this particular AMP however I had what is prob the worst massage/rub ever this evening.

Let me start by saying that I am a frequent patron of this place. I may dabble at other shops but I usually go back and I always do a 1hr session. I get there and I pay the house fee and he brings me back to the room. I pass by an absolutley stunning younger attended smiled and said Hi and she acknowledged me.

I disrobe and lay on the table hoping she comes in. Today was not my day. An older moderatley attractive attendent comes in. Right away starts with the drape. I politley ask to take it off. She does and I get the most robotic massage ever. She is looking at the clock every 5 min and did not even perform my second most favorite part of the massage. The extreame light touch where all the teasing would usually be in my past dreams about this spot. We get to the end of the hour and is just like "ok" and walks out so I get dressed and left. No tip

I generally get good service here so this isn't a bash on the AMP but this particular attendent was miserable I wish I could understand her name but the accent was very thick.

Sad to say, it sounds like I drew the same one last Tuesday. Short hair, late 30ies, nice body, little to no English. Her name sounds like Swichie. Said Tuesday was her first day. All the encouraging, didn't produce results. Not a bad massage if that is all you were expecting. No tip and no return for me.
Safe cruzin'
JC

[QUOTE=O Town Doug]I am usually a fan of this particular AMP however I had what is prob the worst massage/rub ever this evening.

Let me start by saying that I am a frequent patron of this place. I may dabble at other shops but I usually go back and I always do a 1hr session. I get there and I pay the house fee and he brings me back to the room. I pass by an absolutely stunning younger attended smiled and said Hi and she acknowledged me.

I disrobe and lay on the table hoping she comes in. Today was not my day. An older moderately attractive attendant comes in. Right away starts with the drape. I politely ask to take it off. She does and I get the most robotic massage ever. She is looking at the clock every 5 min and did not even perform my second most favorite part of the massage. The extreme light touch where all the teasing would usually be in my past dreams about this spot. We get to the end of the hour and is just like "ok" and walks out so I get dressed and left. No tip

I generally get good service here so this isn't a bash on the AMP but this particular attendant was miserable I wish I could understand her name but the accent was very thick.[/QUOTE]

Yeah that's her! I would suggest trying them again, like I said this was my first bad experience in quite a while going there.

[QUOTE=Just Cruzin]Sad to say, it sounds like I drew the same one last Tuesday. Short hair, late 30ies, nice body, little to no English. Her name sounds like Swichie. Said Tuesday was her first day. All the encouraging, didn't produce results. Not a bad massage if that is all you were expecting. No tip and no return for me.

Safe cruzin'

JC[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Just Cruzin]Sad to say, it sounds like I drew the same one last Tuesday. Short hair, late 30ies, nice body, little to no English. Her name sounds like Swichie. Said Tuesday was her first day. All the encouraging, didn't produce results. Not a bad massage if that is all you were expecting. No tip and no return for me.
Safe cruzin'
JC[/QUOTE]

Managers and business owners appreciate it when they are told someone in their employ is not meeting customer expectations. You would be doing IT a favor if you would give them a call. I know it is not the most comfortable situation, but when "stuck" with a therapist I knew would not be a good experience, I said sorry, I would like someone else.

Thanks for letting us know one to avoid.

I read an article recently about a bust in South Florida and Brevard County involving three AMPs. I seems from reading the articles that the LEOs had cameras in the AMPs. Anyone ever hear of that technique before and it so, is it legal and can they be doing that everywhere?

[QUOTE=Indian River]I read an article recently about a bust in South Florida and Brevard County involving three AMPs. I seems from reading the articles that the LEOs had cameras in the AMPs. Anyone ever hear of that technique before and it so, is it legal and can they be doing that everywhere?[/QUOTE]

Can you post a link to the articles? In order to get the cameras inside the AMP, they would either need permission from the owners or a very broadly-written warrant and then go in to covertly wire everything in place.

Sounds like a bit much for an AMP bust.

[QUOTE=Indian River]I read an article recently about a bust in South Florida and Brevard County involving three AMPs. I seems from reading the articles that the LEOs had cameras in the AMPs. Anyone ever hear of that technique before and it so, is it legal and can they be doing that everywhere?[/QUOTE]I knew a provider who was told this was happening a couple of months ago but she could not prove it. Scared her though...

Interesting to know where you got that info from? Not sure if it's legal but I am sure there are some on the forum who could comment.

Happy 2009 guys and lets hope it's better than 2008!

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Can you post a link to the articles? In order to get the cameras inside the AMP, they would either need permission from the owners or a very broadly-written warrant and then go in to covertly wire everything in place.

Sounds like a bit much for an AMP bust.[/QUOTE]The article does not say that cameras were used but rather " other surveillance methods" were used. To me that means camera. Here is the link to the article.

[url]http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/20/police-prostition-ring-busted/[/url]

Scary stuff:

[url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081231/BREAKINGNEWS/312310001&s=d&page=12#pluckcomments[/url]

I don't know if that means they were video-taped, but in my limited knowledge of the law, some type of evidence must have been produced to get warrants.




[QUOTE=Indian River]I read an article recently about a bust in South Florida and Brevard County involving three AMPs. I seems from reading the articles that the LEOs had cameras in the AMPs. Anyone ever hear of that technique before and it so, is it legal and can they be doing that everywhere?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bone Yard]Scary stuff:
[url]http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20081231/BREAKINGNEWS/312310001&s=d&page=12#pluckcomments[/url] [/QUOTE]

Crazy thing 13 pages of comments and 80 percent do not see anything wrong with this. The other 20 percent are just amazed at the age of the unfortunate.

Why is it the public understands what to consenting adults are, yet the government is unable to see the revenue that is available? This really is a big waste of the taxpayers money.

To Melbourne: Howard Reid, 88. If your member of this forum, I'm sorry for your public publication however your my hero, at 88 your still hitting pay dirt. As someone has stated in the comments I'm sure the women in your neighborhood are really giving you the looks today. Maybe this is a good sign you won't have to pay anymore.

[QUOTE=Indian River]The article does not say that cameras were used but rather " other surveillance methods" were used. To me that means camera. Here is the link to the article.

[url]http://www.tcpalm.com/news/2008/dec/20/police-prostition-ring-busted/[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for that and interesting they said they wouldn't state what surveillence methods were used. Just scaremongering I guess.

I suppose there is a point that taxes are not being paid on the money that changes hands but that also applies to many, many other trades.

"The agencies dubbed the investigation as Operation Unhappy Ending"

Is that supposed to be funny?

I guess we just have to live with it, as has been the case for quite a while now. The whole thing will just be driven futher underground though and I'm not sure who will gain from that.

It just gets so hard sometimes.

(and on that note, let's have some reports.

Went to Asahi on Wednesday and had the most beautiful asian girl ever at a massage parlor. Her name was Summer and I couldn't believe she worked there. I'm used to some of them being pretty, but not as pretty as she was, and young too. Probably about 25. The massage itself was nothing special, more of a rub down, but still felt great. On the flip her top came off and she pulled her shorts down so I could see her ass. This girl had legs that felt like silk, I couldn't believe how smooth they were. Deff. Will return for some Summer lovin'.

[QUOTE=Viamx]Thanks for that and interesting they said they wouldn't state what surveillence methods were used. Just scaremongering I guess.

I suppose there is a point that taxes are not being paid on the money that changes hands but that also applies to many, many other trades.

"The agencies dubbed the investigation as Operation Unhappy Ending"

Is that supposed to be funny?

I guess we just have to live with it, as has been the case for quite a while now. The whole thing will just be driven futher underground though and I'm not sure who will gain from that.

It just gets so hard sometimes.

(and on that note, let's have some reports.[/QUOTE]I want to see how they're going to prove that a customer got more than a massage. Unless they actually saw the act, then it's "he said, she said". If the state is going to try and prosecute each and every named patron, then I don't want to hear Chaingang Charlie bitching about the state being broke.

[QUOTE=Peterpiper52]I want to see how they're going to prove that a customer got more than a massage. Unless they actually saw the act, then it's "he said, she said". If the state is going to try and prosecute each and every named patron, then I don't want to hear Chaingang Charlie bitching about the state being broke.[/QUOTE]

I think Leo is less concerned about the prosecution of the mongers and is just pleased to have their names, ages and addresses plastered all over the news media. I'm guessing several are in awkward positions and could even lose their jobs over being arrested. Remember that Florida is a "right to work state" and an employer can certainly use the arrest as an excuse to terminate.

WOF

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]I think Leo is less concerned about the prosecution of the mongers and is just pleased to have their names, ages and addresses plastered all over the news media. I'm guessing several are in awkward positions and could even lose their jobs over being arrested. Remember that Florida is a "right to work state" and an employer can certainly use the arrest as an excuse to terminate.

WOF[/QUOTE]

And, don't forget about the Missus or Significant Other. It is all Gestapo tactics meant to intimidate.

Some of us who travel have the pleasure of meeting and respecting real police. One day we actually might have a few in Florida.

The article states, "...many of the men who admitted to or were seen having sexual acts in the parlors..."

It says they were SEEN having sexual acts.

It could be a new type of infrared camera or an actual hidden camera placed with one of those new 'secret' warrants that Bush authorized under the Heinous Patriot Act, an act that puts the American populous under more scrutiny than the terrorists.

[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]I think Leo is less concerned about the prosecution of the mongers and is just pleased to have their names, ages and addresses plastered all over the news media. I'm guessing several are in awkward positions and could even lose their jobs over being arrested. Remember that Florida is a "right to work state" and an employer can certainly use the arrest as an excuse to terminate.

WOF[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=J Melbourne27]The article states, "...many of the men who admitted to or were seen having sexual acts in the parlors..."

It says they were SEEN having sexual acts.

It could be a new type of infrared camera or an actual hidden camera placed with one of those new 'secret' warrants that Bush authorized under the Heinous Patriot Act, an act that puts the American populous under more scrutiny than the terrorists.[/QUOTE]And maybe we can't always believe what we read? Just more scaremongering maybe?

Who knows for sure but I say we stay as we were. I bet it's just a little flurry of activity. It will all go away again soon and they'll have something different to worry about. Keep on trucking.

[QUOTE=J Melbourne27]The article states, "...many of the men who admitted to or were seen having sexual acts in the parlors..."

It says they were SEEN having sexual acts.

It could be a new type of infrared camera or an actual hidden camera placed with one of those new 'secret' warrants that Bush authorized under the Heinous Patriot Act, an act that puts the American populous under more scrutiny than the terrorists.[/QUOTE]

"Sex acts." Isn't that such a wonderful, yet scary, phrase to use? If the girl bumps your nuts during a table shower, it could be a sex act. The phrase makes it seem that everyone who goes in there is getting some pussy

I WISH!

There's a difference between the average person's concept of sex and what legally constitutes a sex act or prostitution. Hell, even Bill Clinton was convinced he didn't have sex. If he can get a blowjob and it's not sex, why can't we get a hand job and be safe from unscrupulous LEOs and newspapers who use intimidation and scare tactics?

Jesus. H. Christ, it's a room without windows. Is that what makes it so scary to people; the fact that they can't see what we're doing, so it must be something horrid and vile? Maybe some AMPs need to have an Open House day or something to get rid of the myth of the unknown.

I have found some old postings about this place and the most recent was in Nov 2008.

Has anyone gone there recently? I see they are advertising again.

I heard at one point yrs ago it was the place to go but then changed ownership and it hasnt gotten any good reviews.

Let me know

Found another one guys....has anyone visted her

[url]http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/977441978.html[/url]


Thanx

[QUOTE=True Critic69]I have found some old postings about this place and the most recent was in Nov 2008.

Has anyone gone there recently? I see they are advertising again.

I heard at one point yrs ago it was the place to go but then changed ownership and it hasnt gotten any good reviews.

Let me know[/QUOTE]No personal experience but I have seen a review on another site that was good.

PM me if you want and I'll give you the detail.

Visited several of my fav Orlando AMPs. The mamasans and gals all seemed quie festive and anxious to make some $ for their holiday shopping. Most of the ladies I spent time with were in their late 30's, in good shape, and were open to suggestions. Not sure what all the buzz has been about on the board lately but good service is to be had, even some items not typically on the menu, after all they still have bills to pay and the economy is likely hitting them hard as well. Be smart and treat the ladies well.
Enjoy,
Guy

I'm glad you had fun. Do you at least want to mention which AMPs you hit that showed you a good time?

Hey fellas

Dreamt I went to OHT today on a recommendation from one of the members here......first time there and have to say I had a great experience.

Went for the half hour and the gsl i got was a little spinner.....did the body shampoo and off to the room for the massage......she was excellent and very playful. Not shy to pay attention to all parts.

On the flip off went her top and her hands were great!

Left her a .3 tip


Will definitely dream again

It is highly classified. To tell you I have to ... you :). MP's are not for discussion (Sarcasm). What happens in MP's stays in MP's!
[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]I'm glad you had fun. Do you at least want to mention which AMPs you hit that showed you a good time?[/QUOTE]

Happy New Year Guys! Hope the new year brought you the Holiday Cheers!

Had a great time over the holidays. Decided to treat and pamper myself to a 12 real days of christmas. So I made a list of the best places I visited durning the year and visited or scheduled sessions with my ATF therepists I got the best service from durning the year. This is the first time I do something like this, I usually go once a week for a massage but never 12 days in a row but I must say I had a blast not to mention I felt like I was floating through the holidays.

I have to agree with Guy Nuoir. The therepists were all indeed in a Holiday Cheer Mode or working for a better tip for holiday shopping. Because I got the usual great service from the places I visited and some added extra Holiday Cheer!

WOW! Even the Legit places I visited were great and surprising to me the terepists offered menu items which normally were not available durning the times I visited durning the year. But I went for it. And left happy and satisfied from every place I visited.

I must say I don't know if it was the Holiday Spirit or that they are feeling the crunch of the economy. Which opened up the menus. But what ever it was I hope it carries over into 2009!

Hope You guys had as much fun as I did over the Holidays. I going to have to try this again soon,

Have a Happy and Properous New Year to All!

DK

Thanks for the completely useless post devoid of any information to help any other member of this forum. I'm glad it made you feel good, though.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Thanks for the completely useless post devoid of any information to help any other member of this forum. I'm glad it made you feel good, though.[/QUOTE]

Yeah, geez, tell us where you went and who you saw so we can get something out of it, too.

[QUOTE=True Critic69]Hey fellas

Dreamt I went to OHT today on a recommendation from one of the members here......first time there and have to say I had a great experience.

Went for the half hour and the gsl i got was a little spinner.....did the body shampoo and off to the room for the massage......she was excellent and very playful. Not shy to pay attention to all parts.

On the flip off went her top and her hands were great!

Left her a .3 tip

Will definitely dream again[/QUOTE]She was Candi from Tokyo Spa.

BBBJ my friend , BBBJ!

Lucia works out of Avarta spa near the Fashion Sq. She does an excellent LEGIT massage and I got no feeling that there would be any xtras whatsoever. If you are looking for a great massage though she is definitely worth it.

[QUOTE=Sponge Worthy]Thanks for the completely useless post devoid of any information to help any other member of this forum. I'm glad it made you feel good, though.[/QUOTE]Hey Fellas,

Just because you don't agree with the content of a report. Does not mean it is useless. What may be perceived useless to you is of great value to others.

Forgive me for being so naive. But what I was simply trying 2 state with my report "that despite all that has been going on with all the Busts and the rest of the negative going around things are still normal out there! "

Sorry I just do not see what is the value is added to my report if I added additional useless data like. "At ABC spa I got a BJ from? , at DEF spa I got a nude mutual touch massage from? , at GHI spa I got a BBBJ from? Oh and BTW she also had DATY option available on her menu".

My report stated "I had Fun". "I left Happy". "I left satisfied" "the therapists offered menu items which normally were not available during the year".common guys. Don't tell me that’s not enough detail.

I think my report was pretty complete. I omitted the gruesome details cause I did not see the value. I omitted the establishment and therapists names cause it was not important since the point I was trying to get across was that "all is pretty normal out there and the bad economy was working in our favor. " It was also done out of "Respect" for some of my therapists who personally asked me to keep their names out of this board. Sorry fellas I think I am better served honoring a simple request.

An addition I frequent these places quite often during the year and obviously don't want to add additional heat to the establishments and therapists that are already on the edge with details that will do more harm than good. Plus details probably could have been obtained through a simply PM if a person really needed it. I want to keep these places open for business in 2009!

It's been said over and over again that just because I got certain services does not mean anybody else in going to get the same treatment or services. YMMV at many of the establishments.

Hey Guys even though the Holiday Season is officially over there is still a lot of "Holiday Cheer" out there to be had. "Seek And You Shall Find. "

Be Safe!

DK

[QUOTE=Tex Cobb]Good report. Thanks.[/QUOTE]I am glad it was helpful and that you appreciated its value!

DK

[QUOTE=Jack Me Baby]She was Candi from Tokyo Spa.

BBBJ my friend , BBBJ![/QUOTE]What is the does drawing unnecessary attention to the fact that Candi from Tokyo Spa gives a BBBJ. It’s common knowledge!

The only thing I see in this report brings is negative. Bad News is the result this type of report will yield in the long run.

Other than bringing heat and unwanted attention LEO to the establishment and therapist. I just don't see it. But to each its own.

Who knows we will probably be reading about Tokyo Spa Bust in the near future!

I think we are a lot smarted than this!

DK

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Hi guys,

Just to put this in perspective:

1. There is no club, massage parlor, escort service, streetwalker location or other place described on this website that the local police don't already know about, with or without this website. Don't be so naive as to think that local LE doesn't already know what's going on in their town.

2. No Forum Members have ever been detained, questioned or investigated as a result of information that they or others posted on this Forum.

3. No information in this Forum has ever been used in any prosecution. It's simply not qualified evidence.

4. The police have never contacted me or requested any information from me about any forum member, and they never will because the forum's servers are located in Montreal, Canada, safely outside the reach of the USa legal system.

Thanks,

Jackson[/blue]