The Rat Trap

I threw some bait out for Chris waiting for a response because he always has something to say and you said exactly what I had on my mind for my next response. Well done sir!

Chris you and your friends that sit at a bar and talk about sp's all have faults. Let's get this straight we all do. So why tell Paige who I have seen to have a diet coke? She is a very educated woman that deserves to be treated as one. Have I elected to see her again? No because she didn't fit what is looking for but do I degrade? Nope. Why because I Respect her.

You have a serious case of small dick attitude like a chihuahua dog barking at a fence with a 200# guy across from it if thpe gate were to open you would get the 50 yard boot to the next yard or Chris sandbox. Lose, lose situation. Oh and by the way I would never boot a dog I love them and have rescued 3 but you sir I would have no problem. Thank you for letting my vent. Now for the next bus route C3 (A3) not a good route to be on. Popping popcorn by the gallon.

[QUOTE=FunHobby69;2408433]Going to dip my toes in the sometimes article ice bath sometimes Dante's inferior hot tube otherwise known as the Rat Trap and offer my 7 cents of on the war of the roses between C3 and Chris5. My contributions have basically been restricted to providing hopefully detailed fictional accounts of short stories generated with the help of some wonderful local muses; be it legends or otherwise. So, I'm a bit out of my comfort zone.

First, I appreciate the direct no nonsense in your face reviews, comments, banter, ramblings, whatever of one Chris5. The board is for intel, but also for amusement which for me motivates me to come back and enjoy the read as I search for Intel. Thanks Chris5.

For C3, the chairman, the honorary president, the Donald of this site; all affectionate terms bestowed by others, I appreciate his unique prospective on life and the hobby. When I first joined, I reached out to C3 in PM seeking advice on how to get my foot in the door. He took the time to educate me up and offered some pointers and recommendations and how to just go about things with the ladies. Point is he cares about the site, he recognizes that we must encourage and nurture the inexperienced and that the forum gets stronger with new blood. (Managed to author several short stories with Michele1 l, Dahlia, Nana, quickly out of the gate whereas other newbies struggled with the secret formula to establish credibility). Thanks C3.

That said, I would appreciate toning down the personal attacks just a bit. Like C3 sort of hinted at, us hobbyists are in essence a bit pathetic, paying for dreams. So, no one should be beating their chests, proud of their accomplishments. We are paying for dreams. And no one should attack the elder members. Fact is you reach a point in life where you become a "ghost" to the younger ladies. No matter how suave and debonair you once were, your now invisible, yet you still have the same attraction for freshness. And so your resort to your one overpowering remaining attractive quality, your wallet, cause in the end the tastiness of the meal is the same regardless of whether it's complimentary or paid for.

And can we lay off any attack on our wonderful muses on this site. There is a negative tread, if you have a bad dream, and yes if the physical characteristics aren't to your satisfaction, then perfectly ok to factually describe as part of the intel service we provide each other. But I think attacking someone's physical attributes merely because they voice an opinion differing from yours is just classless.

Chris5, fuck all the women you can, I'm rooting for you, I want you to bring good intel to the site. Continue to be an ass, it's amusing and sometimes very entertaining. Just asking you play a littler nicer in the community sandbox. It is a community, there are certain norms we should not go outside of. Being an ass, believe you have described yourself as such, is perfectly within the rules. Just think about dialing it back down a bit. Don't respond by telling me about the ignore button. You would miss the point-your posts are enjoyable, intel great; I value it, but just dial it back so I don't have to read another freakin useless post about the wheels going round and round. FH69.[/QUOTE]

I'm busy traveling and not posting and all hell has broken loose over here!

This is what old is about.

[QUOTE=JacknDrive;2409083]This is what old is about.[/QUOTE]Now that's funny! Love that pic.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2408649]Young guy walks into a crowded room and takes a smelly shit on the floor in the middle of the room. Other people in the room say, "You can't do that and you need to clean it up. " Young guys says in response, "You all are old, fat and angry people and I can do what ever I want. " That about sums this up.[/QUOTE]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.

And the news media you road in on.

Sexual trafficking does not exist in the United States. Pimping, however, is rampant. Do something about it.

Stop having your buddies in the new media, who feed off of police scanners, hyping your swat team antics and calling it sexual trafficking so you can jack up your budgets and when busting consenting adults act like you are winning the war against the bad guys.

Images of real sexual trafficking would cause most people here to lose their lunch. It is not Leroy, the pimp, hanging out at the bus station waiting for runaway girls. It is Ivan, the enforcer, threatening to kill someone's family if they don't service the 12 guys in the next room.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409162]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.[/QUOTE]Wow, a guy who admits he's a complete and confident ass, that is so refreshing and so much better than being a DUMB ASS or an ASS hole or ASS clown or are they all the same? I'm sure this under 30 Genius will let us know right away, right after he wishes a few mongers Happy Birthday, congratulates a few mongers on their choice of girls and of course changes his diaper and insults a few more SP's. —-VS.

A little back and forth between big personalities doesn't bother me. But, trying to read a post that looks like the Unabomber wrote it does!

Like my elementary school teacher used to say -- one thought per sentence!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409162]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KingCasanova;2408978]I'm busy traveling and not posting and all hell has broken loose over here![/QUOTE]Last we heard from you, you were moving to Vermont!

Ends with "thank you Jazak and Rufus" because. They drove Dallas to your place? They ran out to get the covers she forgot? They supplied the Tampax for her suddenly bloody time of month? Your first paragraph was interesting, how you played the game with her. Accepting the cancellations and excuses and delays. Man do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than play THAT game to PAY to see a SP? I'd lay odds that Frisbee is a secret account held by Jazak and / or Rufus for just such a "REVIEW" to keep their pimping of Dallas profitable. Mongers beware again, despite this fictional review from Frisbee, that Dallas is an unprofessional, unreliable SP and I have NO personal experience on the matter, JUST what has been reported to this board by LEGITIMATE mongers.

[QUOTE=Alligator19;2409661]A little back and forth between big personalities doesn't bother me. But, trying to read a post that looks like the Unabomber wrote it does!

Like my elementary school teacher used to say -- one thought per sentence![/QUOTE]Seriously a post like the Unabomber? Wow! It's one thing to be a complete idiot alligator but at least be a USEFUL IDIOT!

Smh.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409162]That pretty much sums me up in a nutshell. LOL. I have just read all of the comments and complaints about calling people old and for being rude to our not so young anymore SP"S on this wonderful site. I also was driving my car.

Over the weekend and got stopped by daddy a couple of times. If I say someone is old or older its really not my intent to hurt there feelings or degrade them at all. I speak my mind and I always will and some people will always get offended no matter what is said. I do feel this is an older site with older guys and older SP'S but still a GREAT site, there will be a ton of new members who will be joining this site and hopefully all can play fair and get along, the one thing that will not change is me speaking my mind and voicing MY opinions and intel the way I see fit. Not on here to make friends to hang out with. My motto still will be the customer is always right period! And end of story / Mongers believe it or not pay a lot of SP'S bills and support there lifestyles, without mongers they would not have a hobby job. Now does that mean a monger has to be mean to an sp, no but I have also learned there is always two sides to a story especially between a monger and a SP. I personally feel and again just my opinion that there is really NO brotherhood on this great board at all. I think most members will side with an SP at any cost and throw the monger under the bus in a second.

Again my opinion and hopefully with new young blood coming in that will change but you older members must also realize that certain people could care less of what you think of them and will not listen to your defined set of rules and certain members will not care how many guys bash another board member. I have always said I would rather be a complete ASS than oh look at that "nice guy" but that's just me. Not only am I an ass but I am a confident ass. Again that's just me.[/QUOTE]The problem you seem to be having is not realizing that you have chosen to play in our pool. You have decided that you want into the pool, and pool rules be dammed. Even a bright young fella like yourself must understand the need for rules. Oh wait, you don't like our rules. so, you have the right to do what you want. Unfortunately for you, rules are necessary in a civilized society.

Your comments lately about the customer is always right, then talking about whether or not HE has recently showered should be of no concern for a provider. You said, if we are paying her she should do what we want, in so many words. How could you be so ridiculous? You want her to happily nuzzle in there and make you happy? You best understand she will be much more willing, and enthusiastic, if you have put some Irish Spring all up and in there.

Friendly advice, young fella. Get off your horse and try to be a part of the group.

You want to be a dick who does what the hell he wants to do, just because he is a dick? Have at it. Inflate your ego. Hope that makes your dick hard and intensifies your orgasms.

When you decide that you have an interest in helping other men find women, come back here and add to the forum.

Man I've truly enjoyed reading then a I and forth between Chris5 and everyone else. I agree with both parties on several points. I enjoy Chris5's reviews and his don't give a fuck attitude. I agree for the most part that the customer is always right to a certain extent. I agree that pricing gets out of control sometimes and that the consumer is a product controls the market. And on the flip side I believe we need to treat all these ladies with respect as I always do (I may miss appointments sometimes, flake out sometimes but when I communicate and see anybody I'm the nicest guy on earth), I believe you should have the utmost hygiene when seeing a lady. I just am self conscious and don't want to stink as well, are there some young spinners as well as older curvy girls. Sure is and I love them both. Depends on how I'm feeling that moment. I've had a amazing time with young spinners like Michele, Brandi, Skyler etc. I've had equally great times with MILF like spinners such as JoyToy, Dakota, Nana etc. And have had sometimes better experience with curvy MILF like Jersey, Jenna Jewl, Marina, Paige, Melissa3 and the list goes on. And I have a bulging erection for some girls I've yet to see. Ashley (Mystical), Dahlia, Chloe! So to each his own but I'm not into degrading anyone if they aren't my cup of tea.

So long story short I'm a fan of Chris5 and some of his detractors as well. This is what makes the board valuable. I get different guys opinions on girls and I can make my decision from there.

KC.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2409759]Ends with "thank you Jazak and Rufus" because. They drove Dallas to your place? They ran out to get the covers she forgot? They supplied the Tampax for her suddenly bloody time of month? Your first paragraph was interesting, how you played the game with her. Accepting the cancellations and excuses and delays. Man do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than play THAT game to PAY to see a SP? I'd lay odds that Frisbee is a secret account held by Jazak and / or Rufus for just such a "REVIEW" to keep their pimping of Dallas profitable. Mongers beware again, despite this fictional review from Frisbee, that Dallas is an unprofessional, unreliable SP and I have NO personal experience on the matter, JUST what has been reported to this board by LEGITIMATE mongers.[/QUOTE]I personally enjoyed reading frisbees review of Dallas. It was his dream and his business and once again other board members are attacking newer members who don't really know shit but have time to bash another monger dreams. Please STFU!! Let this man enjoy and have his dreams to himself. Nobodys business! You and several members on this board need to get fucking laid! Its to much pussy to go around for dudes to be bitching and complaining about other reviews that other mongers post and share. If you don't like the review then stop reading it and move on to the next one of your liking! AncientOne seems to be trashing frisbee and sticking up for Dallas the SP. Mind your own fucking business dude and go get fucking laid! And what the hell is a legitimate monger?? Is a legitimate monger someone who and your other senior members approve of? This monger spent his COIN on this dream so again mind your own fucking business. On another note I will mention one more thing in this post, KC there was a post that you did a while back that has stuck in my head for a very long time and it was probably one of the best quotes I have read in a long time and I remember it and believe in it until this day dude. Here is the quote from King Casanova, "Providers I am NOT your friends, I'm not a punk that's going to get played. I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think you're that attractive! I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house or go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. AND then probably REGRETTED it and wished I had went shopping! That quote still to this day is stuck in my fucking head. Awesome quote from KC and in my book he gets mad props for that particular quote. Again this is just my opinion.

My opinion on this is pretty simple. I had a buddy of mine who used to visit an ex porn star SP. He was paying this gorgeous SP I believe around 500 roses an hour at the time!! This adult ex porn SP also had a two hour minimum for a visit with her so all in all he was paying her a 1000 coins a visit. He was seeing her a couple times a month. Now even though there is no way in fucking hell I would of dreamed with this SP guess what? It was his COIN and he can do what he chooses with his cash. I didn't bash him at all. Then one day we are out having drinks and he tells me a story about the last visit he had with this ex porn star SP, He says he had an appointment with her after he got off work one night and he was running late so he had no time to stop home and grab a quick shower. He says it had been hot and humid that day and he had been sweating all day so he arrives at the SP'S incall location and he lays down 10 hundred dollar bills on the counter as he always had done in the past. He tells the SP hey I was running very late and I didn't have time to shower and I really need one and may I use your shower for a quick rinse? The SP looks at him and says NO!! My personal bathroom and shower are off limits to my clients. Then SP says but I would prefer you not to be all sweaty and stinky and then the SP says maybe you can run downstairs to the gym and sauna area and ask them if they have showers available.

Then my buddy (God bless him) finally said hey I have a better fucking idea * He goes over and takes the 10 hundred dollar bills and picks them up and puts them back in his wallet! How about I just fucking leave and take my business elsewhere and starts walking towards the fucking door. Then the SP nearly knocks my buddy over and jumps in front of the door begging him not to leave and she's sorry for her attitude and she just had a bad day and blah blah blah.

She immediately say she's one of those people that doesn't like other people using her bathroom or shower however in this case she would make an exception for my buddy, now he still was NOT allowed to use her shower but showered or not was just fine with this * after he picked up his cash and headed for the fucking door. LMFAO! So in the end there was no shower needed! My buddy said fuck it shit happens and the SP ending up giving his dirty ass one of the BEST sessions he and her had ever had! Un showered and all! LOL! My point for all you idiots who don't understand my post is that when this ex porn star * saw my buddy take his money and head towards the door this SP had a change of fucking heart. The CUSTOMER is always fucking right!! If an SP has an issue with a customer then she has a right to decline the business from the customer and guess fucking what? So does the customer! You're an fucking SP that's your fucking job to satisfy th customer at all costs. This particular ex porn star SP was not really that dumb at all, she wasn't about to let a thousand coins walk out the fucking door.

So in closing again this is MY opinion only, should a monger be clean and showered in a perfect world? Well sure I guess so, BUT if he is NOT then so fucking what, SP'S your JOB is to service the client! Bad hygiene, bad breathe, horribly dressed or whatever, doesn't matter because the CUSTOMER is always fucking right!

[QUOTE=Chris5;2410472]I personally enjoyed reading frisbees review of Dallas. It was his dream and his business and once again other board members are attacking newer members who don't really know shit but have time to bash another monger dreams. Please STFU!! Let this man enjoy and have his dreams to himself. Nobodys business! You and several members on this board need to get fucking laid! Its to much pussy to go around for dudes to be bitching and complaining about other reviews that other mongers post and share. If you don't like the review then stop reading it and move on to the next one of your liking! AncientOne seems to be trashing frisbee and sticking up for Dallas the SP. Mind your own fucking business dude and go get fucking laid! And what the hell is a legitimate monger?? Is a legitimate monger someone who and your other senior members approve of? This monger spent his COIN on this dream so again mind your own fucking business. On another note I will mention one more thing in this post, KC there was a post that you did a while back that has stuck in my head for a very long time and it was probably one of the best quotes I have read in a long time and I remember it and believe in it until this day dude. Here is the quote from King Casanova, "Providers I am NOT your friends, I'm not a punk that's going to get played. I don't like you, I don't have a crush on you, I don't need you and more likely than not I don't even think you're that attractive! I just saw you one time because I have ADD and was bored and rather than clean the house or go shopping for more Louis Vuitton shoes I decided to throw you a couple dollars and sport fuck you. AND then probably REGRETTED it and wished I had went shopping! That quote still to this day is stuck in my fucking head. Awesome quote from KC and in my book he gets mad props for that particular quote. Again this is just my opinion.[/QUOTE]I actually did enjoy the FICTION review of Dallas that Frisbee posted. Go read my history of posting on this topic you dumb ass NEWBEE, If I can save ONE fellow monger from having their chain pulled by a proven unreliable SP who happens to also be pimped on this board by Jazak and Rufus, I will shout it to the hills. That is the next level of Senior Mongering that you will never attain. You, my SW monger from South Florida, should stick to driving South OBT for some head in the truck front seat for $20. Dude, any clue yet as to WHY the next level of SP's won't see you no matter how much money you, "THE CUSTOMER", waive at them? You've been BLACKBALLED you stupid TOOL. The next level of SP won't see you no matter what! I have this on reliable PM info, something you will NEVER attain as a monger on this board in this town. There exists a handful of mongers (senior or not) whose opinion / experience / INTEL is like GOLD to me and mine to them. You will never be part of that club so go do your thing between $20-$100 and enjoy. Stay the fuck out of our domain.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2410500]My opinion on this is pretty simple. I had a buddy of mine who used to visit an ex porn star SP. He was paying this gorgeous SP I believe around 500 roses an hour at the time!! This adult ex porn SP also had a two hour minimum for a visit with her so all in all he was paying her a 1000 coins a visit. He was seeing her a couple times a month. Now even though there is no way in fucking hell I would of dreamed with this SP guess what? It was his COIN and he can do what he chooses with his cash. I didn't bash him at all. Then one day we are out having drinks and he tells me a story about the last visit he had with this ex porn star SP, He says he had an appointment with her after he got off work one night and he was running late so he had no time to stop home and grab a quick shower. He says it had been hot and humid that day and he had been sweating all day so he arrives at the SP'S incall location and he lays down 10 hundred dollar bills on the counter as he always had done in the past. He tells the SP hey I was running very late and I didn't have time to shower and I really need one and may I use your shower for a quick rinse? The SP looks at him and says NO!! My personal bathroom and shower are off limits to my clients. Then SP says but I would prefer you not to be all sweaty and stinky and then the SP says maybe you can run downstairs to the gym and sauna area and ask them if they have showers available.

Then my buddy (God bless him) finally said hey I have a better fucking idea * He goes over and takes the 10 hundred dollar bills and picks them up and puts them back in his wallet! How about I just fucking leave and take my business elsewhere and starts walking towards the fucking door. Then the SP nearly knocks my buddy over and jumps in front of the door begging him not to leave and she's sorry for her attitude and she just had a bad day and blah blah blah.

She immediately say she's one of those people that doesn't like other people using her bathroom or shower however in this case she would make an exception for my buddy, now he still was NOT allowed to use her shower but showered or not was just fine with this * after he picked up his cash and headed for the fucking door. LMFAO! So in the end there was no shower needed! My buddy said fuck it shit happens and the SP ending up giving his dirty ass one of the BEST sessions he and her had ever had! Un showered and all! LOL! My point for all you idiots who don't understand my post is that when this ex porn star * saw my buddy take his money and head towards the door this SP had a change of fucking heart. The CUSTOMER is always fucking right!! If an SP has an issue with a customer then she has a right to decline the business from the customer and guess fucking what? So does the customer! You're an fucking SP that's your fucking job to satisfy th customer at all costs. This particular ex porn star SP was not really that dumb at all, she wasn't about to let a thousand coins walk out the fucking door.

So in closing again this is MY opinion only, should a monger be clean and showered in a perfect world? Well sure I guess so, BUT if he is NOT then so fucking what, SP'S your JOB is to service the client! Bad hygiene, bad breathe, horribly dressed or whatever, doesn't matter because the CUSTOMER is always fucking right![/QUOTE]Looks to me like you are vicariously living through your "Buddies"! I have been doing this a long time, and sorry, but it's time to admit YOU'RE WRONG! The customer is NOT always right. Your friend would have been offered a shower, I might have even offered a mutual shower, but had he gotten up to leave and declined a shower, he'd have been leaving less a stack. Or, he could have simply let the SP know prior to his arrival that he had gotten stuck at work and needed to go home for a shower first. Excuses are like assholes, if you have never been a SP, YOU DON'T KNOW!!

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2409759]Ends with "thank you Jazak and Rufus" because. They drove Dallas to your place? They ran out to get the covers she forgot? They supplied the Tampax for her suddenly bloody time of month? Your first paragraph was interesting, how you played the game with her. Accepting the cancellations and excuses and delays. Man do you have NOTHING better to do with your time than play THAT game to PAY to see a SP? I'd lay odds that Frisbee is a secret account held by Jazak and / or Rufus for just such a "REVIEW" to keep their pimping of Dallas profitable. Mongers beware again, despite this fictional review from Frisbee, that Dallas is an unprofessional, unreliable SP and I have NO personal experience on the matter, JUST what has been reported to this board by LEGITIMATE mongers.[/QUOTE]Isn't it frustrating when lower ranking members get to see the hottest provider on the board over the most senior of members? So sorry Ancient One! LOL. I thought it was a great review and 'I KNOW' first hand it's definitely all truth....great job Frisbee

[QUOTE=PharmaGuy;2410871]Isn't it frustrating when lower ranking members get to see the hottest provider on the board over the most senior of members? So sorry Ancient One! LOL. I thought it was a great review and 'I KNOW' first hand it's not embellished.[/QUOTE]If anyone post anything good about Dallas AcientOne is the first to post something negative and calls other senior mongers names like pimp & white knight. Could it be that just maybe he is jealous of the fact that some get to see her but he does not.

I also think it is a great review.

Hi just to let you know I have no interest in the dog and pony show that is the Rat Trap. It's and apt title because obviously if they're not careful rats get trapped in it. So anyway I will respond to your accusations. First maybe you need to learn to read. My post did not end with thank you Jazak and Rufus it actually said P.S. Rufus and Jazak now I know! And the reason it said that was because I had read their reviews of Dallas with quite a bit of skepticism myself but now that I had experienced the blonde bombshell that is Dallas I know for myself that every word these guys have written about her is the truth! Secondly how I use my time is my business but to your question no I don't have anything better to do with my time than playing the game that all of us mongers do chasing pussy! If you don't have time that's your problem not mine! You play the game how you see fit and I'll play it the way I want how's that sound! Lastly as far as to my reality it speaks for itself after all we are in dreamland aren't we? I do have personal experience in the matter and I standby my review after all it did include all the references to specifics that have been said of this provider for a reason. That being if you don't have the time don't waste it! Take care Ancient Fun and be safe!

Dude. Chill out. If you're going to relish the role of cage rattler, I would think you'd be less sensitive to someone giving you a little good natured shit about sentence structure.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2409830]Seriously a post like the Unabomber? Wow! It's one thing to be a complete idiot alligator but at least be a USEFUL IDIOT!

Smh.[/QUOTE]

A White Knight is someone who tries to convince someone to quit the business even to the extent of offering to support her by being in essence her only client.

These guys who repeatedly review Dallas maybe be interested in her looking favorably upon them or in receiving some kind of discount, but they don't seem interested in her leaving the business.

We all have our favorites (and I recently via PM let some guys who are not jerks, know mine. Sorry Otwist you don't qualify) so maybe that might be a way to let guys know Dallas is the Real Deal unless she asked you to specifically periodically post public reviews.

I have you on my ignore list and I don't read your posts. So many people quoted on your comments this time, I couldn't help but read them.

Believe it or not, Dallas does occasionally make it to appointments. She eventually made it to five dreams with me and she's made it to a lot of dreams with others, as well. Yes, she is probably the most unreliable provider on the planet. But if you do get to see her, she is stunningly gorgeous and she will rock your frickin world. She is also very sweet and has a desire to please.

I have to agree with others on here. You seem to be really jealous of the fact that other mongers have gotten to see her and you have not. Calling Frisbee a liar and continuously touting Rufus and Jazak as pimps makes you sound like a whiney little kid that didn't get to go on the pony ride at the county fair because you didn't have the money.

I think one of the main reasons that Rufus and Jazak post about her so much is because they're both just so damn proud of the fact that they were with that little hottie, that they gotta tell us! If you were ever fortunate enough to dream of her, you'd want to tell the world as well.

Everyone on this great forum knows that Dallas is extremely unreliable. All of us on here are adults enough to determine whether giving Dallas a call and understanding that she probably won't make it, is our decision to make, not yours.

Give it a rest, man.

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2410588]I actually did enjoy the FICTION review of Dallas that Frisbee posted. Go read my history of posting on this topic you dumb ass NEWBEE, If I can save ONE fellow monger from having their chain pulled by a proven unreliable SP who happens to also be pimped on this board by Jazak and Rufus, I will shout it to the hills. That is the next level of Senior Mongering that you will never attain. You, my SW monger from South Florida, should stick to driving South OBT for some head in the truck front seat for $20. Dude, any clue yet as to WHY the next level of SP's won't see you no matter how much money you, "THE CUSTOMER", waive at them? You've been BLACKBALLED you stupid TOOL. The next level of SP won't see you no matter what! I have this on reliable PM info, something you will NEVER attain as a monger on this board in this town. There exists a handful of mongers (senior or not) whose opinion / experience / INTEL is like GOLD to me and mine to them. You will never be part of that club so go do your thing between $20-$100 and enjoy. Stay the fuck out of our domain.[/QUOTE]LMFAO!! First off before I say another fucking word you're a fucking IDIOT!! At least if you're going to be an idiot be a USEFUL IDIOT! Now I know what I am going to say right now may be a little hard for you to accept AncientOne but the words under my name do say SENIOR MEMBER! I know I know you refuse to accept that a young and handsome, charming guy like myself made it this far on this board. You must be fucking old dude because you whine and complain like one. I'm blacklisted? LMFAO!! Truth is whoever is doing the blacklisting I more than likely will never contact any fucking way due to MY choosing! So you keep these SP'S won't take my cash you fucking idiot. There is pussy all over Orlando dude and instead of worrying about DALLAS (who obviously YOUR dumb ass is blacklisted from!) You need to mind your own fucking business, This may be YOUR domain but guess what MF, I'm shitting all over your domain! The only person I have to answer to on this aboard is A2! All you other idiots are just that. I wish I was at a bar with you right now that was full of pussy, I swear I would buy your dumb ass some pussy from any chic you wanted in the bar just so that you could STFU!

"Reliable PM info" ?? You fucking idiot!!

And NO I do not want to be a part of you're club dude, you can have it! I will just shit on it whenever I get the fucking chance!

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2410801]Looks to me like you are vicariously living through your "Buddies"! I have been doing this a long time, and sorry, but it's time to admit YOU'RE WRONG! The customer is NOT always right. Your friend would have been offered a shower, I might have even offered a mutual shower, but had he gotten up to leave and declined a shower, he'd have been leaving less a stack. Or, he could have simply let the SP know prior to his arrival that he had gotten stuck at work and needed to go home for a shower first. Excuses are like assholes, if you have never been a SP, YOU DON'T KNOW!![/QUOTE]Hi Jenna, Looks like from your pics you're another SP in desperate need of a fucking diet. Business must be slow for you as well! If you have time to come in the Rat Trap and complain about my post then you must have a lot of free time on you're hands as well and NO please don't lie on me and say I contacted you're ass for a dream because I did not! Back to you're response, NO I am not wrong I am a 100 percent correct! I have a lot of buddies and we have some awesome times together talking about dumb ass SP'S just like you. In fact I was told and THANKED by a few of my good buddies for being the complete ASSHOLE of a guy that I am! They tried it on some girls and guess what? It worked out way better for them than being that "nice guy" yes they actually thanked me for my honesty and direct approach. So Jenna since you called me out I'm going to let your ass get back to being a fucking SP and I will get back to being a fucking MONGER! Mind you're fucking business and I'm sure maybe C3 or the other very nice senior members will take you out to lunch and put there arms around you and tell you everything will be ok. Well I aint that guy! You need to go and repost on the escort classified section and generate you some fucking business but hey these are just MY opinions and in no way do I speak for the other idiots on this board.

CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

[QUOTE=Vino7373;2411268]I have you on my ignore list and I don't read your posts. So many people quoted on your comments this time, I couldn't help but read them.

Believe it or not, Dallas does occasionally make it to appointments. She eventually made it to five dreams with me and she's made it to a lot of dreams with others, as well. Yes, she is probably the most unreliable provider on the planet. But if you do get to see her, she is stunningly gorgeous and she will rock your frickin world. She is also very sweet and has a desire to please.

I have to agree with others on here. You seem to be really jealous of the fact that other mongers have gotten to see her and you have not. Calling Frisbee a liar and continuously touting Rufus and Jazak as pimps makes you sound like a whiney little kid that didn't get to go on the pony ride at the county fair because you didn't have the money.

I think one of the main reasons that Rufus and Jazak post about her so much is because they're both just so damn proud of the fact that they were with that little hottie, that they gotta tell us! If you were ever fortunate enough to dream of her, you'd want to tell the world as well.

Everyone on this great forum knows that Dallas is extremely unreliable. All of us on here are adults enough to determine whether giving Dallas a call and understanding that she probably won't make it, is our decision to make, not yours.

Give it a rest, man.[/QUOTE]Yes, everyone does know that Dallas asks for a very high rate and will take a guy for whatever she can get, We also know that she is unreliable and you will have no idea if she will keep the appointment. Why would AO be jealous of the guys that have significantly lighter wallets and got jerked around like chumps? Some of us expect to get treated with respect from a lady, especially when shelling out big bucks. AO is not the only one slamming Dallas. Read the negative review thread. There are multiple reports of what many of us consider unacceptable behavior.

[QUOTE=ExecTalent;2411026]A White Knight is someone who tries to convince someone to quit the business even to the extent of offering to support her by being in essence her only client.

These guys who repeatedly review Dallas maybe be interested in her looking favorably upon them or in receiving some kind of discount, but they don't seem interested in her leaving the business.

We all have our favorites (and I recently via PM let some guys who are not jerks, know mine. Sorry Otwist you don't qualify) so maybe that might be a way to let guys know Dallas is the Real Deal unless she asked you to specifically periodically post public reviews.[/QUOTE]981 posts and still no reviews. If you actually have gone out and seen a lady, congrats on breaking your hobby cherry.

[QUOTE=Otwist;2411481]981 posts and still no reviews. If you actually have gone out and seen a lady, congrats on breaking your hobby cherry.[/QUOTE]Otwist would like to ask you a question. Why do you always try to cause trouble? What are the chances that you could just try and get along with other mongers rather then picking on them all the time about something?

[QUOTE=Otwist;2411474]Yes, everyone does know that Dallas asks for a very high rate and will take a guy for whatever she can get, We also know that she is unreliable and you will have no idea if she will keep the appointment. Why would AO be jealous of the guys that have significantly lighter wallets and got jerked around like chumps? Some of us expect to get treated with respect from a lady, especially when shelling out big bucks. AO is not the only one slamming Dallas. Read the negative review thread. There are multiple reports of what many of us consider unacceptable behavior.[/QUOTE]Ok Otwist you can now release Ancientone's dick from your mouth idiot. I get it that he obviously must be your buddy but does that mean that you and other members of the "domain" club have to continue sucking each other dicks?

Idiots.

Smh.

[QUOTE=Jazak;2411721]Otwist would like to ask you a question. Why do you always try to cause trouble? What are the chances that you could just try and get along with other mongers rather then picking on them all the time about something?[/QUOTE]Exec Talent is not a monger, he is a lurker. 981 posts with 0 reviews and not verified by any of the ladies of the board.

Hey Jazak, what are the chances you could stop white knighting for Dallas?

[QUOTE=AncientOne;2409741]Last we heard from you, you were moving to Vermont![/QUOTE]Ditto!

Looks like just more BS from KC!

Doggy poop bags for Chris so he can clean up his own mess, Kleenex for the whiners, popcorn for all, wd-40 to lube the squeaky wheels from the welcome wagon, a new lounge chair for A2, date calendar for Dallas, a community white night outfit, gum for Chloe, golf balls for Dahlia, let's see what else? No attack here just having some fun. Oh and Chris if you want to meet for drinks I will let you buy me some pussy and I will leave you with the tab too as I buy the bar a round on his tab. More than one way to get fucked. LOL.

[QUOTE=JustJenna;2410801]Looks to me like you are vicariously living through your "Buddies"! I have been doing this a long time, and sorry, but it's time to admit YOU'RE WRONG! The customer is NOT always right. Your friend would have been offered a shower, I might have even offered a mutual shower, but had he gotten up to leave and declined a shower, he'd have been leaving less a stack. Or, he could have simply let the SP know prior to his arrival that he had gotten stuck at work and needed to go home for a shower first. Excuses are like assholes, if you have never been a SP, YOU DON'T KNOW!![/QUOTE]But his post very clearly said that his buddy asked her if he could take a shower and she fucking freaked, said no, and suggested he try the health club downstairs.

A2 is a considerate monger, I always take a shower before going to play hide the salami, however there are times where it's not possible and I have never once had a SP not let me use the shower. When the request is within reason (using the fucking bathroom) the customer is indeed always right. If shit happens and I'm stinking, and the SP in question won't let me use her shower AND doesn't want to suck my sweaty balls than you better fucking believe I'm leaving and I will be leaving with my fucking money and using my cell phone to call a different SP that doesn't think her pussy is made of gold so that she can EARN my money.

Just some random thoughts as I am packing to go on the Northeast tour. I have about 10 minutes before having to run to the airport. I'm not trying to make any particular point, just weighing in on some of the recent discussion.

Great bumper sticker on the back of a pickup truck, "We don't care how you did it up North. " We all are in this hobby for different reasons. And we are obviously on this site for different reasons. We definitely have some people that collect and share great intel. Those are the guys that I listen to. We have some time wasters that live vicariously through those that are more active in the hobby. And we have some loud mouths that seem to want to have things their way. We all know high post numbers mean nothing but low post numbers do mean something.

Discussion with SP's about this site seems to happen a lot. I was asked by one if I ever get together with others in the hobby. My answer was, "Are you asking if I hang out with guys that hire hookers?" I do appreciate the great intel that many of you share. And it appears lately I am being attacked because I treat ladies with respect. Difference in philosophy. The other philosophy is to try and beat the girl down on donation, fuck and get out. I think I will stick to my philosophy because the experiences I am enjoying are the stuff that good novels are made of. Hey, different strokes for different folks, but I tend to go for quality. I also was attacked because I wrote a truthful review of an average SP that others have treated like the holy grail. Sorry, guys, if you read a review by me you can take it to the bank. I am not going to inflate a chick's review for any reason.

There are five rules in this hobby. I didn't invent them. I found them somewhere but the hobby really came to life for me when I decided to use them. Rule #1 may be the most important, it is "Come to grips with the fact that 50% of the population controls 100% of the pussy. There is no free pussy. It all costs. ".

There has been a lot said about the saying, "The customer is always right. " Nice quote, total bull shit in the real world. That saying was coined by the marketing department of the retail giant, Marshall Fields and there is a great story of how it came to be. If you study the history of this powerhouse retailer at all you know that it was just a slogan and was never meant to mean that the customer was actually always right. If you did study it you would also know that Fields failed to replace it with another slogan in a timely manner and today they are out of business. I agree with A2, I have never showed up without having taken a shower but would fully expect a lady to have a shower for me to use. But there are also a couple other things in this story that don't make sense. I am not calling anyone out on it, maybe it happened, maybe not, I just sayin' something doesn't add up. Read the bumper sticker in the second paragraph.

OK. Got to go catch a plane.

C3.

It took me getting burned a few times (by the likes of Vino, Jazak, Rufus) until I realized that just because a monger has SM status, their Intel and intentions can be colored and even twisted. So I learned to dig deeper into how a monger attained this SM status and also to rely on fellow mongers who had gained my trust through PM intel and conversations, to red flag the Posers. Chris5 is a NEWBEE in Central Florida despite his SM status attained in South Florida reports on Street Walkers. Exec Talent is a SM despite his thorough and total lack of legitimate reviews, just a bunch of stupid commentary over time and the post total allowed him SM status. I won't suggest to A2 that he has a problem with awarding a monger SM status but I will suggest that my fellow mongers on this board do their homework on whose "reviews" they can rely upon to become an educated consumer of pussy / body rub for lease.

[QUOTE=Chris5;2411448]Hi Jenna, Looks like from your pics you're another SP in desperate need of a fucking diet. Business must be slow for you as well! If you have time to come in the Rat Trap and complain about my post then you must have a lot of free time on you're hands as well and NO please don't lie on me and say I contacted you're ass for a dream because I did not! Back to you're response, NO I am not wrong I am a 100 percent correct! I have a lot of buddies and we have some awesome times together talking about dumb ass SP'S just like you. In fact I was told and THANKED by a few of my good buddies for being the complete ASSHOLE of a guy that I am! They tried it on some girls and guess what? It worked out way better for them than being that "nice guy" yes they actually thanked me for my honesty and direct approach. So Jenna since you called me out I'm going to let your ass get back to being a fucking SP and I will get back to being a fucking MONGER! Mind you're fucking business and I'm sure maybe C3 or the other very nice senior members will take you out to lunch and put there arms around you and tell you everything will be ok. Well I aint that guy! You need to go and repost on the escort classified section and generate you some fucking business but hey these are just MY opinions and in no way do I speak for the other idiots on this board.

CUSTOMER IS ALWAYS RIGHT.[/QUOTE]Like I said. We all know that opinions are like assholes, everyone has one, and they all stink. I may need a diet in your eyes, however, my dear, as someone who makes money as a BBW, I get paid to be fat! And I can lose weight, you on the other hand, are stupid and there is NOTHING you can do about that. As a matter of fact, more business comes my way than my schedule can handle with school, and an actual job, which you apparently don't have, or won't soon since you like to use the PC's to post on boards like this and cruise BP. All this posting and ranting, when do you have time to put your dick in something other than your hand. And for a little grammar lesson, it's YOUR not You're, okay Bullwinkle? Again, the customer is NOT always right!

An 'I Love Dallas' thread for the boys. Then the haters won't have to complain because they do not have to read it. There is just too much shock and awe when they accidentally stumble upon a positive review in the random threads. HA

[QUOTE=EnglishPub;2411825]Ditto!

Looks like just more BS from KC![/QUOTE]Excuse me me English Pub but who are you? You have very little posts, not sure if any are actual reviews and a couple are asking about Jag. The others are asking about massage parlors. Very suspicious sir. You certainly have no place to talk about me who has more reviews and intel provided on this board in the last several month than anyone.

Thank you kindly.

King.

[QUOTE=Admin2;2411889]But his post very clearly said that his buddy asked her if he could take a shower and she fucking freaked, said no, and suggested he try the health club downstairs.

A2 is a considerate monger, I always take a shower before going to play hide the salami, however there are times where it's not possible and I have never once had a SP not let me use the shower. When the request is within reason (using the fucking bathroom) the customer is indeed always right. If shit happens and I'm stinking, and the SP in question won't let me use her shower AND doesn't want to suck my sweaty balls than you better fucking believe I'm leaving and I will be leaving with my fucking money and using my cell phone to call a different SP that doesn't think her pussy is made of gold so that she can EARN my money.[/QUOTE]Thanks for being awesome A2, but not all mongers are. This guys stories aren't adding up. Looks like a clone to me.

I just read a long ass rambling post by the self appointed leader of the Orlando forum. Unlike you I will call you out C3! You are what I call a USEFUL IDIOT, While still an idiot every now and then you say something USEFUL. You say you're being attacked, ok by who besides me? You say that you did a review on a SP who we all know and you're getting attacked by saying she gave your dumb ass a subpar performance. I know exactly the SP in question that you are referring to, as a matter of fact I got a message from her saying why does this guy continue to bash me on the board and still continue to go out of his way to visit me. You contacted her from a different number because she stopped responding to your number you used to text her from and she says that you told her hey I'm C3 so you should give me really special treatment. Really? Unlike you I don't give a shit what anyone thinks of me but you asshole are a hypocrite.

And this high post low post be. S. ? WTF who cares about post numbers. I have another bumper sticker I want you to read, the one that says STFU! You want to be nice and comfort and pay whatever price an SP tells you then fucking do it. I have no problem with that at all. HOWEVER do not bash other mongers simply because we ain't paying an SP typically ridiculous price for pussy. I and this is just ME, I negotiate everything. If an SP quotes me 50 coins I'm coming back at her with 25 coins. That's just me. We're talking about pussy dude not brain surgery. Most SP think there pussy is golden and worth way more than it's actually worth! You pay 200 for an hour. Congratulations but I'm in the 60 to 80 buck range. As far as hanging out with guy's that pay hookers to fuck them well personally that's the MAJORITY of the guy's who I run with! LOL! I met my best friend a dude who is like a brother to me in Rio inside a place called 4 X4. The number one terma in Rio! We have been friends for over a decade.

One more point to guy's over paying for pussy. I was in San Jose Costa Rica earlier this year and I was inside the Del Rey hotel and casino. Pussy galore everywhere you turn, easily over 200 girls in there all selling pussy. The baddest girl in my opinion was a beautiful blonde young spinner with an ass like Alexis Texas. I went and asked her how much, now I knew she would say a 100 bucks because that's the rate they all start off with. She said a 100 I said 50. She looked at me llike she wanted to slap the shit out of me. She declined the 50 so I come back with how about 80? Which is a stretch for me but I really rreally wanted to fuck this girl! She no ONLY 100 -buck's I say ok and wish her a good night and I go grab another hottie who happily accepted my 50 buck's we go upstairs to my room I fuck the shit out of her and 20 minutes I'm back downstairs by all the action. The SAME girl that turned down my 80 buck request is standing in the SAME fucking spot. She turned down me and 4 of my guy's and a few other guy's as well. So this girl instead being smart and negotiating basically went home with NOTHIN! Some cash is better than no CASH!

It's a fucking buyer's market. A girl says no to your amount you move on to next fucking girl.

So enjoy that plane ride C3! Who knows maybe we here in Orlando will all get lucky and you will stay there! Lmfao.