Rants, Raves, and Opinions

I have visited red light districts all over the world and met a very popular woman in Frankfort that drove a red Lamborghini. She was making over $1000 a day and that was over 20 years ago. I can only imagine how many guys a day she's fucking to make that car payment.

A month ago I met someone's UTR provider at a hole in the wall motel. She said the room cost $50 bucks a day. At first I thought that was cheap. And then I realized that at that rate she's paying 1500 a month for that crappy room. My 1500 mortgage provides me a very nice house in the burbs.

The only winners here are the drug dealers and managers.

[QUOTE=HuntingStreets;6100538]Yep, you're spot on Cooch. If the guy was making that kind of money daily it's over $900,000 a year. Tough to tell him to go on the straight and narrow for $52,000 a year gross. Even $1000 a day is $365,000 a year.

It leads into the other side of the equation as well. Talking to streetwalkers over the years many have said pretty much the same thing. "If I make $50 I have a $50 a day, if I make $100 I have a $100 a day habit, if I make $200 I have a $200 day habit. " Many buy $20 worth of heroin and $10 worth of crack 4 times a day. That's $43,800 a year.

Escorts in very cheap notels may have a deal cut to pay $50 a day in cash, which is still $18,250 a year. Those in low to mid level hotels are often paying $100 a day or $36,500 a year, plus a habit of $36,500 a year for a total of $73,000 a year just on the room and the habit. Some of you remember Emily that for a long time stayed at the shit hole on Layton by the airport. She was covering her habit AND her boyfriends habit at $300-$400 a day plus $80 for the room. At $300 a day that's $138,700 a year just on dope and the room. This was a number of years ago and she was doing $100 full service so she had to turn at least 5 tricks a day just to cover dope and the room. She only used one dealer and you know he loved her too, he was making at least $110,000 a year just on her.

That, gentlemen, is why the "war on drugs" will never be won through legislation, arrests and incarceration. The money involved is just staggering. And that's just in l'll ole Milwaukee. Imagine the market in Chicago, New York and L. A.

HS.[/QUOTE]

I've been a member of this, as well as a few other boards for many years. Regarding to the escort blog. It used to be a place of comradery sharing and friendly family type banter. TOFTT used to be the standard for earning your stripes and respect as well as your opportunity to ask for shares in return. That has all changed to a less united family of members that seem to just want to add their 2 cents or scrutinize others reports. Too many members now? IDK For me, it is upsetting to recall how many times my specific reports have pissed off providers because of the lack of privacy & fair play from other members using my reports for whatever gains they thought they might achieve. These thoughts came to me today when I met a super nice woman off of stg (someone I had never seen an ad for before and was unable to find anything in a search) and thought about sharing a review of her. 25 yr old, gorgeous fresh & petite, GFE hourglass figure, ex-dancer, smooth tight skin, bare open menu 5 ft2 121 lbs chestey & great ass, drives self, drug free, part time employment, $120 hr visit that lasted almost 2, seeking a regular in which a followup date has already been tentatively set. Let me not forget, she never asked for any donation until I respectfully handed it to her when she was leaving. Then it came to me WHY. No one ever reports TOFTT any more. There is no longer any advantage to reporting unless you really don't care if you lose her because of it. All I ever see is scepticism, criticism, questions or someone elses contrary experience that they never seen fit to report on. YMMV has forever been another standard that we all understood its reasoning. You can lead these new horses to water but then you have to teach them how to drink. Rant review over.

[QUOTE=WinonaFan;6096033]1) The giving of money for the sex act is considered an act of coercion.

The work around is what is given in may ad's.

"Money exchanged is for my time and companionship. Anything else that may or may not happen is a matter of personal choice between consenting adults and is not contracted for in any way".

In the eyes of our friends in the LE professions they think they are doing us a favor by not charging us with that big nasty stuff that comes from sex without consent.

2) Taxes.

As all money is exchanged without reporting taxes are not being paid on the income.

Therefore again our friends have the opinion they are giving us a break in not charging us with tax evasion.

See how nice they are being to us?

(yes there is a lot of sarcasm in this post).[/QUOTE]944.17  Sexual gratification.

(1)  In this section, "in public" means in a place where or in a manner such that the person knows or has reason to know that his or her conduct is observable by or in the presence of persons other than the person with whom he or she is having sexual gratification.

(2) Whoever commits an act of sexual gratification in public involving the sex organ of one person and the mouth or anus of another is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor. [I] What about a handy? Not illegal, right?[/I].

(3) Subsection (2) does not apply to a mother's breast-feeding of her child. [I] I'm glad they exempted breastfeeding, cuz I love to see dem titties![/I].

944.16  Adultery. Whoever does either of the following is guilty of a Class I felony:

(1) A married person who has sexual intercourse with a person not the married person's spouse; or.

(2) A person who has sexual intercourse with a person who is married to another. [I] Holy Fuck Batman! The whole state should be behind bars!!! "Whachu in for, kid?" "Fuckin' your wife. How bout you?" "Fuckin' your mother."[/I].

944.30  Prostitution.

(1 m)  Any person who intentionally does any of the following is guilty of a Class A misdemeanor:

(a) Has or offers to have or requests to have nonmarital sexual intercourse for anything of value. [I] She slept over at my house and in the morning fucked me to say "Thank You!" That made her a prostitute! I bought a babe drink the other night in a bar, then fucked her in the alley behind the dumpster! Fuck-for-drink = Prostitution. But I didn't turn them in though."[/I].

I'm not a lawyer, but from what I'm reading, you can pay a married woman for a handjob and you'll still be within the law.

Coochie (Jesus Christ! Have I ever been legal?) Eater.

God Bless You All.

I had posted this awhile back and got numerous responses. She is currently active on FB but as I said before, she blocked me. Her post is off sometimes. Has anyone who contacted me had any success connecting with her?

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;5880096]I have been in this game for several years. I've met a couple of skip the games girls, but the ladies on the street and met a few on social media. These are all ladies where we knew where they stood and what they were looking for. What couple of months ago I took on the challenge of reaching out to someone I thought was really cute on Facebook. I had asked her whether she fooled around with older married men. She responded, "probably". From that point forward I was on a quest. There was a delay because she was moving from Waukesha to Milwaukee. She also said that she was not going to do anything because she needed to get back on birth control.

During the next following weeks, we chatted online and she explained that she has been hiding from 2 ex-boyfriend's. She said that when she moves to Milwaukee, she does not want anyone to know where she lives. Out of the blue one day, she asked when do I want to do it! She said that she could come to my house but that wasn't going to happen as far as I was concerned. Then she said we could get a room. She works as a housekeeper at one of local motels and she could get a decent rate. Neither options were of interest to me. After a bit longer, she relented and said that I could come see her at her new place. I had to swear to everything holy that I would not share her address with anyone, and I would not have.

Soon after she has a change of heart and say that it is too risky for anyone to know her address. After a little back-and-forth on messenger and on the phone, it appeared she was going to reconsider. During one of our conversations, I referred to myself by my real name. This name is obviously different than the Facebook page she has been dealing with. It was a surprise to me that this was a dealbreaker. She said that since I was using a different name and profile picture on my Facebook page, I could not be trusted. I was so close.

I tell this long story for the sole reason that I think she is ripe for the picking. She made it clear that she would have gotten with me for 100. Everything would've been bareback. We were just negotiating the final location of the deed. Unbeknownst to me she would go dark because I didn't share who I was upfront. From my experience, I didn't think it would matter because she needs the money. Apparently I was quite wrong.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SoccerFan4245;6158461]I had posted this awhile back and got numerous responses. She is currently active on FB but as I said before, she blocked me. Her post is off sometimes. Has anyone who contacted me had any success connecting with her?[/QUOTE]There's some guys that like the thrill of the chase. But one look at her FB page, her crazy eyed BF posing with his AR. I like excitement but playing with this one is like playing with fire.

Have to share this story from an out-of-state strip club.

I visit this club often enough to be on a first-name basis with some of the talent & staff. It's a higher-end club in a major city. I have a favorite there, but I went on a night I knew she wasn't working. I was in the mood to find something new.

As sometimes happens, I notice two hot female customers at a table taking everything in. Hotter than most of the talent.

I've been watching PUA-type instructional videos lately in an effort to raise my game, so I decide, "Eh, what the hell?" It was a big enough club that, if she decided I was creepy or didn't want to talk to me, I could just go to a different part of the building. I think the conversation started when someone bumped into one of them walking by and I said something to one of them. In a few moments, we had hit it off.

She had never worked in a strip club, but had done bottle service in a high-end regular club with VIP areas and whatnot, so she was used to the vibe. She was 26 and it was her first night out after healing up for a month following a boob job, which I have precisely zero problems with. Her friend's boyfriend came over at one point, but she mentioned she had been single for six months. She wasn't put off that I'm 40 as she said she had older exes. Her friend wasn't a cock block at all and even pulled up another chair for me.

We ended up doing a shot and talking for about 45 minutes. I think she liked that I gave her a lot of playful shit and couldn't rattle me when she tried to give it back, but was genuine when the conversation called for it.

It was going well enough that she had a DTF look in her eye at one point, but with the three of them having driven together from the opposite side of town where I was staying, logistics weren't on my side. But, as they started to leave, she insisted on getting my number before I could even ask and hit me up with texts before I even got back to my room. She's from a well-to-do suburb and some online recon tells me her "roommates" might still be mom & dad. But she's definitely a club & party girl, and there's zero wrong with that.

I think there's a lesson in this for clubs: Be careful letting the hot female customers in. Unless they're planning on becoming dancers, they can steal your business. Next time in that direction, I'm going to try and get better service for a lesser price elsewhere, if you get my drift.

What's with all the high dollar hotties coming to town and advertising on Eros? Mongers must be seeing them because they keep coming.

[QUOTE=AngryBob;6177567]What's with all the high dollar hotties coming to town and advertising on Eros? Mongers must be seeing them because they keep coming.[/QUOTE]Given the quality of local talent in the past few years, I'd rather shell out some money for someone high dollar and reputable a couple times per year than seeing a few of our local ladies.

But DAMN! Do I miss Kirby, Baby Bunny, Marie Maine, Aunt Vivian, Corie, America, Pawg Ray from Waukegan. It's turning into actual work just to get with present day providers. Which then turns into a total lackluster experience. Sadly the hobby isn't feeling like a hobby anymore! Prices are inflated, as well as these present day providers' heads too! Stay safe fellas.

I'm usually a independent massage or AMP guy. For my 75th bd next week I'm looking for a unicorn. Slender, clean, drug free provider for relaxing no rush hour. Visualizing her masturbating, then give her oral and BBBJ finish. Willing to spend reasonable amount but not over $300. Any suggestions, pm if you wish.

T.

[QUOTE=Taurus44;6195877]I'm usually a independent massage or AMP guy. For my 75th bd next week I'm looking for a unicorn. Slender, clean, drug free provider for relaxing no rush hour. Visualizing her masturbating, then give her oral and BBBJ finish. Willing to spend reasonable amount but not over $300. Any suggestions, pm if you wish..[/QUOTE]You want a tranny for your birthday? Isn't a unicorn a tranny that is passable for a woman? Allot of old guys turn to trannys later in life, is it boredom or do they lose testosterone and turn a little gay? LOL.

[QUOTE=GioX68;6196178]You want a tranny for your birthday? Isn't a unicorn a tranny that is passable for a woman? Allot of old guys turn to trannys later in life, is it boredom or do they lose testosterone and turn a little gay? LOL.[/QUOTE]Noun.

1.

A mythical animal typically represented as a horse with a single straight horn projecting from its forehead.

2.

Something that is highly desirable but difficult to find or obtain.

"an album like this is something of a unicorn".

Unicorn=Lisa Marie. She was real, for a moment in time.

[QUOTE=Taurus44;6196686]Noun.

1.

A mythical animal typically represented as a horse with a single straight horn projecting from its forehead.

2.

Something that is highly desirable but difficult to find or obtain.

"an album like this is something of a unicorn".[/QUOTE]

Decided to take a month off and bounce around Europe. Where have you visited and recommend for a little escort fun?

I've been to the Frankfurt and Amsterdam red light districts and would go back in a heartbeat. Can't beat Amsterdam. You can find a midget, bodybuilder, someone who is 6'4, and in my case a woman who reminded me of my first girlfriends hot mom. I nutted hard that day. Back then it only cost me $25.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6197381]Decided to take a month off and bounce around Europe. Where have you visited and recommend for a little escort fun?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GioX68;6196178]You want a tranny for your birthday? Isn't a unicorn a tranny that is passable for a woman? Allot of old guys turn to trannys later in life, is it boredom or do they lose testosterone and turn a little gay? LOL.[/QUOTE][BLUE]It's a fight thread so I didn't throw a flag but I read the OP's post and there is nothing in there that even suggests trannys. Because you went there so fast and so hard you might want to google the word "Transference" and see how it applies when dealing with psychology.

Not throwing stones, just saying.

A2[/BLUE]

[QUOTE=Admin2;6198927][BLUE]It's a fight thread so I didn't throw a flag but I read the OP's post and there is nothing in there that even suggests trannys. Because you went there so fast and so hard you might want to google the word "Transference" and see how it applies when dealing with psychology.

Not throwing stones, just saying.

A2[/BLUE][/QUOTE]I was wondering if / how that response would be addressed. My only comment to the admin would be that you forgot the mic drop. Excellent response!

[QUOTE=FltRider;6199115]I was wondering if / how that response would be addressed. My only comment to the admin would be that you forgot the mic drop. Excellent response![/QUOTE]How does Unicorn equate to Tranny? Check this out: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg&t=32s[/URL].

NOW! Does Unicorn equate to Tranny? You tell me.

Coochie (Still doesn't want a chick with a dick nor men with tits) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6201625]How does Unicorn equate to Tranny? Check this out: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg&t=32s[/URL].

NOW! Does Unicorn equate to Tranny? You tell me.

Coochie (Still doesn't want a chick with a dick nor men with tits) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Seriously funny and 100% on point.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6197381]Decided to take a month off and bounce around Europe. Where have you visited and recommend for a little escort fun?[/QUOTE]Was just over in Prague and got together with a Czech pornstar for a decent price and they had a brothel / stripclub where it is about $75 for fun with some of the most beautiful woman you will ever see. And from what I had seen both the street level and escort scene is incredibly good just did not spend much time there. Plus Prague is just a beautiful city. Munich had a similar establishment like Prague but the price was higher.

[QUOTE=Oly137;6202292]Was just over in Prague and got together with a Czech pornstar for a decent price and they had a brothel / stripclub where it is about $75 for fun with some of the most beautiful woman you will ever see. And from what I had seen both the street level and escort scene is incredibly good just did not spend much time there. Plus Prague is just a beautiful city. Munich had a similar establishment like Prague but the price was higher.[/QUOTE]Being of Bohunk / Irish descent, I went on a search for some Czech food years ago. I found myself in a Bohemian shop in Berwin, Illinois where they sold jeternica and other Bohunk delicacies. Behind the counter was a young Czech woman right off the boat. Holy fucking shit the bed, batman! How many kinds of gorgeous can you stuff into one body? I almost dropped my penchant for Black women on the spot. I can see I'll have to go to the homeland soon! Glad you had a good time there.

Coochie (Irish in name, Bohunk by blood) Eater.

God bless you all.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6203766]Being of Bohunk / Irish descent, I went on a search for some Czech food years ago. I found myself in a Bohemian shop in Berwin, Illinois where they sold jeternica and other Bohunk delicacies. Behind the counter was a young Czech woman right off the boat. Holy fucking shit the bed, batman! How many kinds of gorgeous can you stuff into one body? I almost dropped my penchant for Black women on the spot. I can see I'll have to go to the homeland soon! Glad you had a good time there.

Coochie (Irish in name, Bohunk by blood) Eater.

God bless you all.[/QUOTE]First ten days is Ireland. Haven't planned past that yet. Don't think there's much tomfoolery in the homeland but I'll try.
I stand corrected, Dublin, here I come!
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/kendra-fox/410492/?list=y7jykm

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6205668]First ten days is Ireland. Haven't planned past that yet. Don't think there's much tomfoolery in the homeland but I'll try.
I stand corrected, Dublin, here I come!
https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/kendra-fox/410492/?list=y7jykm[/QUOTE][URL]https://www.eurogirlsescort.com/escort/kendra-fox/410492/?list=yb64vk[/URL]

I will report back.

Milwaukee sucks

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6201625]How does Unicorn equate to Tranny? Check this out: [URL]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pInk1rV2VEg&t=32s[/URL].

NOW! Does Unicorn equate to Tranny? You tell me.

Coochie (Still doesn't want a chick with a dick nor men with tits) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Watched whole video, has nothing to do with trannys or your affinity to them, quit ending posts talking about God, it's rather pathetic and shows your ignorance, unlike me, you Only pay for women so the video definitely doesn't pertain to you.

Got this PM today! Sheesh, I don't know what I said to piss him off, but I've apparently struck a nerve!

GioX 68.

[B]Liar[/B]

[I]You're a pathetic douche that thinks your some kind of sexual wordsmith, I believe most of your posts are lies nor do you have the money to back your stories, lets hear all your std stories, if there are none then you're a liar again, especially calling yourself coochie eater, you'd have genital warts in your mouth[/I]

Well, garsh. He must think I'm lying about not being able to get it up any more. I'm sorry if my ED is affecting you this way. I'll try not to brag about it any more.

Coochie (I'm a douche, but not a pathetic douche) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=GioX68;6206094]Watched whole video, has nothing to do with trannys or your affinity to them, quit ending posts talking about God, it's rather pathetic and shows your ignorance, unlike me, you Only pay for women so the video definitely doesn't pertain to you.[/QUOTE]GioX 68! Perhaps you fell asleep during part of the video, or maybe you watched a bad play during the Packer game for the 27 seconds of this video where he specifically refers to trannies. I invite you to rewatch the vid, and if you don't want to rewatch all of it, you can forward to 5:09 and watch until 5:36 to hear it.

After the admin questioned your response (see post 2373) about equating unicorns to trannies, I posted that link to show that, for at least one other person, there is a correlation between the two. In essence, I reinforced your post. It's odd, then, for the bombastic vituperation you've visited upon me and my post, which might indicate a fundamental inability to comprehend elementary social interaction. Rather than striking out at those who support and bolster your opinions, I might suggest transcendental meditation or haloperidol and the like.

Coochie (pedantic and punctilious) Eater.

God Bless You All (especially you, GioX 68).

P.S. I'm offering a prayer of supplication specifically for you, for the 'peace that passeth all understanding. ' Philippeans 4:7.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6206115]Got this PM today! Sheesh, I don't know what I said to piss him off, but I've apparently struck a nerve!

GioX 68.

[B]Liar[/B]

[I]You're a pathetic douche that thinks your some kind of sexual wordsmith, I believe most of your posts are lies nor do you have the money to back your stories, lets hear all your std stories, if there are none then you're a liar again, especially calling yourself coochie eater, you'd have genital warts in your mouth[/I]

Well, garsh. He must think I'm lying about not being able to get it up any more. I'm sorry if my ED is affecting you this way. I'll try not to brag about it any more.

Coochie (I'm a douche, but not a pathetic douche) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]Wow! Coochie Eater has enough fans here so I don't need to defend him but after many decades of pounding blotches we all have a ton of stories. If I were a better writer I could tell many many crazy true stories. I don't understand why you would get angry at a person for telling them. For a while I enjoyed Body Shoppers stories till they became repetitive, unhelpful because I don't see SW's, and a WASTE of time. So I just stopped reading them. I don't dislike him. So, I hope I don't offend you too much but:

DL (got a heavenly BJ on the top of the steeple at holy hill, cim with swallow because she couldn't spit with other people below us on the way up. Good mannered whole. There is a God) giddit.

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6208386]Wow! Coochie Eater has enough fans here so I don't need to defend him but after many decades of pounding blotches we all have a ton of stories. If I were a better writer I could tell many many crazy true stories. I don't understand why you would get angry at a person for telling them. For a while I enjoyed Body Shoppers stories till they became repetitive, unhelpful because I don't see SW's, and a WASTE of time. So I just stopped reading them. I don't dislike him. So, I hope I don't offend you too much but:

DL (got a heavenly BJ on the top of the steeple at holy hill, cim with swallow because she couldn't spit with other people below us on the way up. Good mannered whole. There is a God) giddit.[/QUOTE]I hope she wasn't going to mass afterwards. You're not to eat anything before taking communion, especially a load. We would want the "body of Christ" swimming around in your jizm in her belly.

Coochie (ex-catholic, ex-altarboy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Yes I was an altar boy, but I never got nailed by the priest. Ours was a hetero pedophile.

[QUOTE=GioX68;6206094]Watched whole video, has nothing to do with trannys or your affinity to them, quit ending posts talking about God, it's rather pathetic and shows your ignorance, unlike me, you Only pay for women so the video definitely doesn't pertain to you.[/QUOTE]Gio, if you're open to advice, I'd suggest quitting this line of argument. Coochie, while an acquired taste, is pretty fair and a stand up guy who was actually assisting your point. No call to send what you did. I'd advise a polite thank you and be on your way. Whether you agree and acquiesce, well that's on you.

[QUOTE=FltRider;6208512]Gio, if you're open to advice, I'd suggest quitting this line of argument. Coochie, while an acquired taste, is pretty fair and a stand up guy who was actually assisting your point. No call to send what you did. I'd advise a polite thank you and be on your way. Whether you agree and acquiesce, well that's on you.[/QUOTE]I'll second that.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6208411]I hope she wasn't going to mass afterwards. You're not to eat anything before taking communion, especially a load. We would want the "body of Christ" swimming around in your jizm in her belly.

Coochie (ex-catholic, ex-altarboy) Eater.

God Bless You All.

P.S. Yes I was an altar boy, but I never got nailed by the priest. Ours was a hetero pedophile.[/QUOTE]That's terrible, but I literally laughed out loud (a wheezy laugh) when I read the end of your post!

[QUOTE=DoubleLife;6208386]I don't understand why you would get angry at a person for telling them. For a while I enjoyed Body Shoppers stories till they became repetitive, unhelpful because I don't see SW's, and a WASTE of time. So I just stopped reading them. I don't dislike him. So, I hope I don't offend you too much but:

DL (got a heavenly BJ on the top of the steeple at holy hill, cim with swallow because she couldn't spit with other people below us on the way up. Good mannered whole. There is a God) giddit.[/QUOTE]I was guessing that you were just out of the street prostitution scene, thus your silence on that board. So while I am happy to obtain some closure regarding your reasons, I am a little hurt that you no longer appreciate my contributions. I still appreciate what you contribute on these boards; and the supportive words you posted here.

While swallowing is always the superior route for a female to take, I never like to hear of one restraining herself on society's behalf. Let the people slip on your muck when they reach the holy crest; unless there are children in tow, in which case they deserve the respect and consideration which your slore made by keeping the landing clean for them. Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding and her reason was some other dynamic entirely.

[QUOTE=BodyShopper;6208947]I was guessing that you were just out of the street prostitution scene, thus your silence on that board. So while I am happy to obtain some closure regarding your reasons, I am a little hurt that you no longer appreciate my contributions. I still appreciate what you contribute on these boards; and the supportive words you posted here.

While swallowing is always the superior route for a female to take, I never like to hear of one restraining herself on society's behalf. Let the people slip on your muck when they reach the holy crest; unless there are children in tow, in which case they deserve the respect and consideration which your slore made by keeping the landing clean for them. Or perhaps I'm misunderstanding and her reason was some other dynamic entirely.[/QUOTE]You are too funny. If fact their were children in tow. She usually spit with the all the pressure and intensity of a major league baseball player to achieve maximum distance. Always made me laugh. That time after the catch she jumped up when she heard the youngins approaching. Looked left, then right, her eyes like saucers, unable to find a suitable direction and starting to dribble looked at me gulped, pushed in the dribble, went back to clean up the post cum and lick up any slobber before tucking him away. A quick zip and I think she said it was common cup communion.

I am fully retired from SW's because it was always a regrettable experience. Reading your posts was once enjoyable where now I wish not to relive the experience. Your holy trinity is amongst the worst women I have had in my life. YMMV is so true.

My name is DL and everything in this post is true except the communion cup thing where why'all share spit.

(The only thing holy about that place is that some molester guy in a purple dress splashed some water or waved some smoke at it and said," hey, this is holy".) The most homosexual establishment on earth! No thank you.

I'm a little disappointed that my newly arisen nemesis seems to have dropped the gauntlet. His inordinate anger coupled with inaccurate accusations struck me as humorous if not a little pitiable. Many thanks to those who came to my defense, especially pointing out that the video really WAS relevant to his comments. Besides, the video is hilarious, so I hope most of you have had a chance to view it. In the PM he sent me, he accused me of thinking I'm "some type of sexual wordsmith. " I really don't think of myself as some type of sexual wordsmith: I think of myself as a real sexual wordsmith! So for those of you who enjoy my salacious ramblings, I will ramble on. For those of you find me pedantic and punctilious, I stand accused, but I ramble still.

Many thanks to the friendships I have formed here, and I especially appreciate you sick fucks who take my recommendations to go drill the little chocolate tacos I cast before you. Your attendance to them results in their expressing some limited gratitude (maybe a discount, but never a freebie)!

Coochie (With charity for all and malice toward none*) Eater.

God Bless You All.

*From Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address: Probably a more profoundly beautiful speech than even the Gettysburg Address.

#SoapBox.

#CoochoeDaNewLimpDickSansOFVG.

Vocabularies liquifying of spellcheck / thesaurus research of the aged ED issues aren't intensely entertaining I will never know what is. Yet the *horing relationship trap is not lost on me. You should not even dignify the satin noise old man and just keep on doing you. I understand the need to help but everyone's ego will always get in the way on a public forum which does provide for quality entertainment as well. The interjection of $ will always amplify a $girls addiction sans a very few. In my opinion helping the stupid is just that when it comes to these girls. A diamond in the rough is an Aladdin quote, nothing more nothing less and bantering to over where people waste their disposal income or argue with you over it os a plethora of wasted time. Mamma sans and dark nipple abuse enjoyers aside.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6210384]I'm a little disappointed that my newly arisen nemesis seems to have dropped the gauntlet. His inordinate anger coupled with inaccurate accusations struck me as humorous if not a little pitiable. Many thanks to those who came to my defense, especially pointing out that the video really WAS relevant to his comments. Besides, the video is hilarious, so I hope most of you have had a chance to view it. In the PM he sent me, he accused me of thinking I'm "some type of sexual wordsmith. " I really don't think of myself as some type of sexual wordsmith: I think of myself as a real sexual wordsmith! So for those of you who enjoy my salacious ramblings, I will ramble on. For those of you find me pedantic and punctilious, I stand accused, but I ramble still.

Many thanks to the friendships I have formed here, and I especially appreciate you sick fucks who take my recommendations to go drill the little chocolate tacos I cast before you. Your attendance to them results in their expressing some limited gratitude (maybe a discount, but never a freebie)!

Coochie (With charity for all and malice toward none*) Eater.

God Bless You All.

*From Lincoln's Second Inaugural Address: Probably a more profoundly beautiful speech than even the Gettysburg Address.[/QUOTE]Coochie, I do dot think of you as a "Sexual Wordsmith", you are more of a "Cunning Linguist".

[QUOTE=Jc2490;6213682]Coochie, I do dot think of you as a "Sexual Wordsmith", you are more of a "Cunning Linguist".[/QUOTE]Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Felatio.

Coochie (Ooops, that's prolly why I'm not an actor) Eater.

God Bless You All.

[QUOTE=CoochieEater;6215631]Alas, poor Yorick. I knew him, Felatio.

Coochie (Ooops, that's prolly why I'm not an actor) Eater.

God Bless You All.[/QUOTE]This reminded me of back when I was teaching high school. I filled in for an English teacher during my prep period. They were reading Romeo and Juliet in class. Every time I heard the name Benvolio, I started cracking up. I finally had to fess up to the students that each time I heard the name, all I could think of was Beavis and Butthead talking about Cornholio.

I see ads where the provider offers prostate massage but that isn't my thing so I never put much weight on that option. This video got me interested. Granted the woman in the video is coming from a medical angle but I'd like her to do my massage.

[URL]https://youtu.be/gOW4gbi6Vtk[/URL]

[QUOTE=Oakly;6226896]I see ads where the provider offers prostate massage but that isn't my thing so I never put much weight on that option. This video got me interested. Granted the woman in the video is coming from a medical angle but I'd like her to do my massage.

[URL]https://youtu.be/gOW4gbi6Vtk[/URL][/QUOTE]A couple million years ago, I found myself in La Crosse. With not much else to do, I made my way to the only massage parlor there. The black woman behind the desk was also the masseuse. I was thrilled to have a pretty, sexy Black woman work on my White Willy. Yes, the vision of a black hands on my pasty wiener is a turn on for me. I tried being affable and voluble as she began working on me, but she was buying none of it. Without any conversation she gripped Johnny Johnson with her right hand, ducked her left hand under my balls, and pressed on my choad. I very shortly ejaculated in a perfunctory and wholly unfulfilling orgasm. "How'd you do that?" I asked. She shrugged as she walked out the door, "You paid for it. ".

So I realized some time after that, she had applied external pressure to my prostate. Quick, efficient, unsatisfying. I can now relate to women who complain that their partner made them cum too soon. This is a completely different experience that having a beautiful woman shove a finger (or two, maybe) up your ass, lovingly stroke the internal head of your penis while she edges the shit out of your external Bobby. And Yes, after a couple centuries, I'm still waiting for this one. I may have a willing participant, so if I can make it happen, I will report.

Coochie (Wants the Right One) Eater.

God Bless You All.