Massage Parlor Reports

So I call right at opening and don't get an answer til 30 minutes later. When I walk in back door there is a cute young hottie. Boss lady says newbie will do the first half as she is new and she will finish. Ok by me. The newbie had the best massage skills I have seen in a long time. Worked the back head to toe with no bumps or contact of any kind but did not put a towel over me. When she finished the feet she walked out without a word and boss came in. Had me turn and went right to work with lots of roaming on my part. Fully clothed but my hand had no problem finding the button and coming away wet! . 40 tip no problem.

HOPE THE NEWBIE CAN DO THE COMPLETE JOB NEXT TIME.

[QUOTE=Nooner60018;2612999]So I call right at opening and don't get an answer til 30 minutes later. When I walk in back door there is a cute young hottie. Boss lady says newbie will do the first half as she is new and she will finish. Ok by me. The newbie had the best massage skills I have seen in a long time. Worked the back head to toe with no bumps or contact of any kind but did not put a towel over me. When she finished the feet she walked out without a word and boss came in. Had me turn and went right to work with lots of roaming on my part. Fully clothed but my hand had no problem finding the button and coming away wet! . 40 tip no problem.

HOPE THE NEWBIE CAN DO THE COMPLETE JOB NEXT TIME.[/QUOTE]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.

The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.

Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.

The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.

Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]Hello, fellas, long time monger, seldom post. I've been to both places mentioned, left happy every time, but not the way you describe it, with a 2nd mt / boss lady. Other place, yes new owners, was there few weeks ago, still massage, totally legit, had me wrapped in a burlap bag it seemed.

Maybe it was the matter of timing but I had the younger one for the whole session. Limited roaming and standard finish.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.

The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.

Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]

Going to be up that way next week for work and have some extra time to play afterwards. Just curious which one you would recommend as I normally don't get up that direction. PM if want.

Thanks,

-w.

I prefer Lux to either of these two. It's about 15 minutes away.

Yun is good service but way too busy for me.

[QUOTE=Wenger;2618761]Going to be up that way next week for work and have some extra time to play afterwards. Just curious which one you would recommend as I normally don't get up that direction. PM if want.

Thanks,

-w.[/QUOTE]

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Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.

[QUOTE=BillR;2618773]I prefer Lux to either of these two. It's about 15 minutes away.

Yun is good service but way too busy for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2619999]Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.[/QUOTE]Made my first stop the other day, drew Kay. Average looks, but huge bolt-on's. Admitted it was my first time, so the first three-quarters of session turned into me being checked out. At some point, she decided I was ok and released her top. I will admit they were pretty spectacular despite being fake. Ended up with just the basic service. Having passed the "test", I was introduced to the other girls. It became apparent that having a huge rack is part of the job requirement at Lux.

If you're lucky, you'll draw Ruby. She's probably the oldest at Lux but she tries very hard to please.

My guess is she's North of 60 but still easy on the eyes.

[QUOTE=StudMuffin314;2619999]Agree with BillR. Of the three, Lux is overall the best. Please report on your experience.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2613508]If you're talking about the same Wheeling UTR place that I am (are burritos for lunch? I don't think you will get the young hottie to do any more than she did last time. I was there about 3 weeks ago, first time since last winter. I got the same story. I'm told the new girl will give me the first part of the massage. I said OK, but who I got was in no way, shape or form a young hottie. She was more like an OK, mid 30's mamma with a rather big tummy. Got the massage across my backside and she walks out without a word. In comes the other, slightly older MT, who has me flip and asks me how I would like the rest of the massage. Hint. I say lite touch please. She does that for almost a FULL MINUTE, then asks me, Would you like the Hand, sir? I say yes and she informs me that it will be extra. The rest was OK. I found it funny, the way she put it. The Hand. Well, what else was she going to massage me with? Code talk of course.

The thing is, you got a hottie to begin with, I didn't. But we both ended up with the same MT. It wasn't like this last year, so this must be a change in their SOP.

Also, there was another Wheeling UTR place, a nail spa on Dundee that I enjoyed better than this one and I wrote about it last year. Last time I checked it out, they had stopped giving massages under new owners. They also stopped advertising on Craigs and BP.[/QUOTE]Sam your mail box is full.

I think I know this place but have never been there. I don't want to give out too much info since its utr. Can someone pm me, I'm looking for something that might take a little more work than others in the area such as Lux.

BTW, Ruby at Lux is older but certainly enjoys having fun! She tried to play hard ball with me when all I offered was my usual Franklin, but eventually caved as they always do. Don't over pay guys!

Be safe.

Joe.

If you're lucky, you'll end up with grandma? What do you end up with if you're unlucky?

[QUOTE=BillR;2620043]If you're lucky, you'll draw Ruby. She's probably the oldest at Lux but she tries very hard to please.

My guess is she's North of 60 but still easy on the eyes.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PeterNorth9;2620020]Made my first stop the other day, drew Kay. Average looks, but huge bolt-on's. Admitted it was my first time, so the first three-quarters of session turned into me being checked out. At some point, she decided I was ok and released her top. I will admit they were pretty spectacular despite being fake. Ended up with just the basic service. Having passed the "test", I was introduced to the other girls. It became apparent that having a huge rack is part of the job requirement at Lux.[/QUOTE]After all the suggestions to try here I made it up after work yesterday and ended up with Kay. Same situation with admitting it was my first visit, ended up with everything but FS. Probably good that it's quite a distance for me as I'd spend a whole lot more time there. Pm for details.

-w.

[QUOTE=Datsurman;2625316]If you're lucky, you'll end up with grandma? What do you end up with if you're unlucky?[/QUOTE]In defense of Ruby, she looks very good and is still in good shape. But yes, she is probably 50+ If you're unlucky, you'll get another older woman with large real breasts.

That doesn't look as good and isn't in as good of shape as Ruby. The age of their workers is 50 or older (occasionally a younger one is there) but they usually provide good service.

I was the guy who stopped in last weekend when you were not very busy, as I've had several enjoyable visits at Lux in the past (although not with you). I really enjoyed your relaxing massage, and especially liked the light nails on the back and the gentle teasing before negotiations began.

I did not like the negotiations and would never pay 140 for FS, because, well, you are just a common-looking Asian therapist. I did agree to pay 60 for HJ, and then added 30 as you offered the next level of service, as Little Stud Muffin was taking over making the decisions for us. I did not like breaking the mood to have to get up to get the tip out of my pants pocket before the adventure continued. I did NOT like the only partial nudity, especially when I expected you to be wearing only the suit you were born in.

Most importantly, Little Stud Muffin likes to ease into the HJ first, especially since we had just moved on to the light touch with the nails before the negotiations began. Although I was most impressed with your rapid fire skill trying to get Little Stud to spontaneously combust, you need to know that this isn't REAL wood you are dealing with. And you need to let up when your client starts pushing you away as there was far more pain than pleasure, and I did not want to embarrass myself by starting to whimper like a little girl from the extreme pain. There may have been some lip action going on during this time, but all I felt was the burn. With all the power within me, I willed myself to completion to prevent permanent damage from the continued effort.

Little Stud Muffin and I will now be taking a break from this hobby- the price is too high and frankly, I get more pleasure from self-serve than I did from this experience. Lux Therapist, you have a future in woodworking, but you are never again working with my tool!

Adios, Lux Therapist.

SM.