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[QUOTE=Jd1234;1576873]Pretty sure its not Sandy's place. Its actually near the airport and they have been advertising a lot on BP. Now, I don't want a whole lot, but a decent massage with HE would be something I would be interested in.[/QUOTE]It is Sandy's place. I called yesterday to check it out since it was closer than Cuyahoga Falls. Sandy answered and when I inquired about the rates she said they were the same as the last time I was there. Being a little on the slow side yesterday I told her that this was the first time I called that number. She said that I had been there before, she's still at the same place, and described one of my tats and called me by name, not the name that popped on caller I'd.

If you're looking for an excellent massage with a nice HE and the drive to Brunswick doesn't bother you then I suggest going a couple extra miles and seeing Maria. She's a little pricier than Sandy, an extra. 20, but her massage is just as good and the ending is nicer, IMO. She's easier on the eyes than Sandy, again IMO, she has a much nicer body, and she's more relaxed on where your hands are allowed to go. As an added bonus she's pleasant to talk to, I'm not saying Sandy isn't it's just that conversation seemed easier with Maria. Which ever way you decide to go is up to you, you're going to get a good massage with HE either way.

Keep your powder dry. C688

[QUOTE=Cheetah688; 1577142]It is Sandy's place. I called yesterday to check it out since it was closer than Cuyahoga Falls. Sandy answered and when I inquired about the rates she said they were the same as the last time I was there. Being a little on the slow side yesterday I told her that this was the first time I called that number. She said that I had been there before, she's still at the same place, and described one of my tats and called me by name, not the name that popped on caller I'd.

If you're looking for an excellent massage with a nice HE and the drive to Brunswick doesn't bother you then I suggest going a couple extra miles and seeing Maria. She's a little pricier than Sandy, an extra. 20, but her massage is just as good and the ending is nicer, IMO. She's easier on the eyes than Sandy, again IMO, she has a much nicer body, and she's more relaxed on where your hands are allowed to go. As an added bonus she's pleasant to talk to, I'm not saying Sandy isn't it's just that conversation seemed easier with Maria. Which ever way you decide to go is up to you, you're going to get a good massage with HE either way.

Keep your powder dry. C688[/QUOTE]Thanks Cheetah. I trust your judgement. I will drive a little longer to Maria. I always thought though that Maria was too strict about her clothing and is dressed from top to bottom like a nun and only she touches you.

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[QUOTE=VictrolaMan; 1580299]People have nothing to do but to make up stories to destroy people no matter what. I am Sandy. I never called people such horible names. I think your brain is a little messed up my dear. People have all there choices to go anywhere they want. However please don't destroy peoples image. Private caller is not my cup a tea. I highly respected everyone, got a higher education than Maria. I don't think Maria could carry a conversation either. I am here to defend myself because everything you say are all BS.

Yes Maria got her own free for all FS that is why she is more expensive. She made people believed she is single and really doesn't have friends than you. She tried to deceived people she doesn't really have a husband or not good terms with her husband who lives over in Louisville Ohio. Mrs. Yan Yan Mani Aka Maria have been dating every client that she decieved telling everyone she have no money, She have been dating numeros clients and brought her over to Florida to. A client that come over to see me who lives over in Columbus reported all of this that have also been dating her. He told me A PA married man was her date when she went. A google search engine would prove everything. She also been telling everyone we are affiliate with each other which is not true at all.

You surely one of Maria's date don't you? How much sex did she gave you? I heard she also have a sex swing. How nice. Please enjoy and please leave me alone in peace. Calling names is not me. Hahaha not me my dear. I have a good hearted woman that is why I am scam by her when she was living with me doesn't flush my toilet when she does number 2 and eats like a pig. This is all true from the bottom of my heart. I open my home to a stranger becasue I have a good heart gave her food to eat but what did I got. A headache. Being good is not always good. Period. She took advantage of my kindness and doesn't care about other peoples feelings and whereabouts.

By the way a client came over to see me today. In my honesty he never even want to stay over at her house when he called her last week. She is a 60 year old woman and no personality at all. The bathroom is dirty and the small little house is outdated. Please see by yourself. And please don't lie and please don't hurt anyone.

Generally speaking most people from China are really not impressive. I have been to China and never like it. The bathroom toilet are located on the floor. Lots of mice and bugsbeds.

They steal and sneaky. She married her husband for a greencard. Where is she now when she is still married with him Roaming around the world for a new victim. Yeh.

Keep your powder dry sweetheart. You are one of the lucky one to have shared her fortune.

Oh well I an younger than her hahaha. You got to know me better. I never take advantage of people and never did ever say any names. Maria lied too much that is why you a. Re bought as well. LOL.

You guys please don't lieeeeee[/QUOTE]WTF was that?

Me being the cheap SOB that I am did it again. Its been a while since I've gone out there, but I check often to see if there are any new ones up that look interesting and are at a decent price. Well I went to this place, and I would have been better spending my money else where. Don't get me wrong, she was very nice, and she did a good job with the finish, but she was much MUCH older, and there wasn't anything special about it at all. But if you have $50 to spend for a half hour and want to try for yourself go for it.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-available-50special-42/11224931[/url]

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[QUOTE=VinnyB; 1580535]Me being the cheap SOB that I am did it again. Its been a while since I've gone out there, but I check often to see if there are any new ones up that look interesting and are at a decent price. Well I went to this place, and I would have been better spending my money else where. Don't get me wrong, she was very nice, and she did a good job with the finish, but she was much MUCH older, and there wasn't anything special about it at all. But if you have $50 to spend for a half hour and want to try for yourself go for it.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-available-50special-42/11224931[/url][/QUOTE]Could you PM me and give more details? I was thinking of taking the plunge with her

VictrolaMan, when have I ever bad mouthed you? What did I say that warranted the slam in the open forum and the slams in PM? I read my post again and I found nothing that could be taken the wrong way. I only offered my opinion, which I'm allowed to do in this country, or am I not allowed to have an opinion unless YOU agree with it? We're not married (that part added for those who understand sarcasm). I even told the guy at the end that it was still his decision. Are you angry that I and maybe the other guy went to Maria? Are you jealous of her? I don't know. As for PM'ing me and calling me a "nuttcase" (her spelling) I'll have you know I'm not a nutcase, my mother had me tested. Really, reeducated, we're not in China. Speaking of education, try learning some English mad basic grammar before you post to all the boards have raccoon monkey.

Again, as far as I'm concerned, the subject is closed.

Keep your powder dry out there guys. C688

[QUOTE=VinnyB; 1580535]Me being the cheap SOB that I am did it again. Its been a while since I've gone out there, but I check often to see if there are any new ones up that look interesting and are at a decent price. Well I went to this place, and I would have been better spending my money else where. Don't get me wrong, she was very nice, and she did a good job with the finish, but she was much MUCH older, and there wasn't anything special about it at all. But if you have $50 to spend for a half hour and want to try for yourself go for it.

[url]http://cleveland.backpage.com/BodyRubs/now-available-50special-42/11224931[/url][/QUOTE]Thanks for the post as it will save some of us the pain. I had a similar experience although a different girl recently. Found a chick on Craigs on the westside, claimed to be an ex dancer and thirty something years old, sent a picture that wasn't bad. Thought what the hell it might be a real find even though I couldn't find a review. Wrong! Nice neighborhood but pig stye inside. If this girl was a dancer it was 60lbs and ten years ago. The emails and phone talk sounded great, real deal lasted less than 15 min, at the incall, sat on hard chair, one quick lap dance by a fat girl, fell to her knees and I assumed the BJ was coming, ok some fat girls give good head, wrong again, she says she its all by hand and she started jerking like a manic. I said thats enough, let me out of here. Her ad is no longer up or I would post, just be careful of an ex dancer that lives not too far from the airport. Not a compete ripoff but possibly the worst I've stumbled upon in years. When will I learn to stick with the regular well reviewed, LOL.

[QUOTE=Hungryeye;1580756]Thanks for the post as it will save some of us the pain. I had a similar experience although a different girl recently. Found a chick on Craigs on the westside, claimed to be an ex dancer and thirty something years old, sent a picture that wasn't bad. Thought what the hell it might be a real find even though I couldn't find a review. Wrong! Nice neighborhood but pig stye inside. If this girl was a dancer it was 60lbs and ten years ago. The emails and phone talk sounded great, real deal lasted less than 15 min, at the incall, sat on hard chair, one quick lap dance by a fat girl, fell to her knees and I assumed the BJ was coming, ok some fat girls give good head, wrong again, she says she its all by hand and she started jerking like a manic. I said thats enough, let me out of here. Her ad is no longer up or I would post, just be careful of an ex dancer that lives not too far from the airport. Not a compete ripoff but possibly the worst I've stumbled upon in years. When will I learn to stick with the regular well reviewed, LOL.[/QUOTE]We should all write about with short stories on the oddities we have come across.

Mine is I was with a paid companion and she took her teeth out before starting the BBJ.

Gummed it the whole way but it was rough due to hook teeth.

Be Safe.

Goat

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I didn't want to give you a review, because what I have to say is less than glowing. I have kept my opinion to myself for the last 6 month's because I have no reason to try to hurt your business. I don't know Maria, I have never seen her, she really doesn't interest me and she is way too far for me to drive, especially for someone that doesn't interest me. What I do know about her is that she doesn't flush the toilet after taking a dump, she ate all of your food when she was staying with you, she's married, I know her real name and her husbands name, she's not licensed in massage, and she copies all your ads. Guess what? I don't care! I am so sick of reading about it. You need to find something else to do besides come on here and clutter up this board with your nonsense, you really sound crazy and your not doing anything to help your business.

So here's my review:

About 6 months ago, Sandy was posting an ad for her helper Anna. After seeing some reviews on Anna, and knowing that she worked with Sandy, I decided to make the call one Sunday evening. I had seen Sandy's ads numerous times, but just like Maria, Sandy didn't interest me either. Anna was described as a young asian girl, which is more my type. I let her phone ring once, and for some reason, I just hung up. The next thing I know, my cell phone is ringing, it's Anna's number, I ignore it. My cell phone rings again, Anna's # again, I ignore it again. Next, my home phone, which I give the number in my cell message, starts ringing, Anna's # yet again, I ignore it again, then my cell phone rings once again and I just answer. I asked the asian woman on the other end,"Is this Anna?" and she responds,"Yes"! I then set up an appointment with her for an hour later.

I arrive at "Annas" place at our scheduled time, and called when I arrived. I addressed the woman on the phone as Anna again, at which point she responded and told me she would be down to let me in in a couple minutes. The door into the garage opens, and there's Sandy. I was hoping Anna was inside and Sandy was just playing the Mamasan role, but once we reached the basement, it was apparent that I was there to see Sandy. I was kind of annoyed, and didn't talk for the first 20 minutes of the massage. We did eventually talk, and unfortunately I made the mistake of telling her who I was, because we did have pm's exchanged over a posting that I found on Craigslist about her. She did the massage, which was ok, and took care of the rest, which I wasn't really into, but she got the job done. I also got to listen to the same BS she posts about Maria here, except live and in person. I told her to stop then, but obviously she can't let it go.

The whole thing wasn't a great experience for me, she was very deceptive, much like her AM / PM Oriental Massage ads are also. I really didn't want to come on here and bash the beloved Sandy over an average experience or even the deception, but I'm getting very tired of reading her rants and I have reported them as well! We are allowed to give our experiences and opinions on here, whether Sandy, or those that love her, likes them or not.

[QUOTE=VictrolaMan; 1581386]Where is your little brain my dear? Where is your IQ? A little cleaning up or brushing of powder on your nut head would be good. 1 plus 1 is two not 11. Right. First of all there is you are making up a false acquisition of me call people by names. There is nothing to do with jealousy. Wherever I go I always could find work. I have a four year degree in college, I went to school for 18 months for my massotherapy degree and licensed by the state. I really don't need people like you. No brainer. Yeh. LOL. There are still a lot of people that needed a real massage. Massage by definition is to help people aches and pain. The fact the matter is you attack an innocent person in this forum verbally wrong. If you want to sell Maria because you have a good time sexually with her please don't even attempt to bring me up and destroy my image infront of the public. Please be careful of your words. Please don't lie too much like Maria did. I think your mother need to test your head more harder. Puff a little more powder hehehehe.

As far as your Maria is concern I do know what she's doing. People themself would know what they getting into. She never been to a massage school, lied too much. No money, single, no husband. Copied peoples ads, telling everyone you are really the only person in her life and she really doesn't have anybody, affiliated with me, does BJ and sex etc.

You surely are a good sugar daddy for her. Goodluck and have fun sweetiepie YEHHHHHHHHH.

Remember shallow water runs deep. Smart people doesn't come to this forum without commonsense.

As far as my english is concern I am better off than your gramps 60 year old Maria who got a broken language cannot even carry a conversation, and no good personality. You know that.[/QUOTE]Sandy,

You have taken the whole thing out of context.

C688 said "You called him by HIS NAME ". He NEVER said you called him NAMES. Neither did anyone say anything negative about you here. I think that's what triggered a bunch of BS from your end.

Your attitude needs some serious work. I stay very close to where you are at and was planning on a few visits every month. I need a good massage on a regular basis. However, with what I have seen you post on this forum, I will NEVER be your customer. I honestly don't care whats up with you and Maria but I don't see her bitching and moaning here. I can't imagine getting a relaxing massage from you and all throughout you badmouthing your competition. I JUST DON'T CARE. I am looking to relax not to solve your issues. You hijacking this forum with your absolutely nonsense postings is just making things worse for you. And the expression is "Still water runs deep".

[QUOTE=DrGrayGhost;1581896]I didn't want to give you a review, because what I have to say is less than glowing. I have kept my opinion to myself for the last 6 month's because I have no reason to try to hurt your business. I don't know Maria, I have never seen her, she really doesn't interest me and she is way too far for me to drive, especially for someone that doesn't interest me. What I do know about her is that she doesn't flush the toilet after taking a dump, she ate all of your food when she was staying with you, she's married, I know her real name and her husbands name, she's not licensed in massage, and she copies all your ads. Guess what? I don't care! I am so sick of reading about it. You need to find something else to do besides come on here and clutter up this board with your nonsense, you really sound crazy and your not doing anything to help your business.[/QUOTE]I couldn't agree more.

[QUOTE=Cheetah688;1580681]Don't PM, share with the rest of the class.[/QUOTE]Nothing much to say. I'm mad at myself for going through with it. Granted she was nice, but she was old. I'm not good at guessing ages, but I'm going to say in the 50's. Nothing special about the massage, and she didn't get naked, but I wouldn't want her to anyways. The whole time I was laying there I was wondering what the hell I was doing and why didn't I spring the extra $30 bucks to try out the younger chick. Even if she wasnt good I would have gotten to see some yonger tits. Anyways, about 20 minutes in she did the flip, and the finish. So, finish was alright, but I would say you can find better for a litle bit more and its worth it.