Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Dubliner,

I initially couldn't find any reviews of it either searching on "best" or logical permutations, but you're right I did find several after paging through.

I think one man's trash is another man's treasure. Most 'negative' posts were "total ripe-off, just a rub-and-tug" whereas mine was "hooray! its a rub-and-tug."

So don't go there looking for FS. Having been a half dozen times, I have only received a HJ and a great massage -- with the rare exception of a little groping, but not much.

The one caveat regarding, however, is this -- as I mentioned about my provider Ginger, she clearly was dressed in a very sexy outfit (i.e., the panties and waist chain) that were intended for someone to see. And the previous time I visited, my girl came out to greet me, leaving her client and greeting me because Mamasan was MIA, with her shirt on but a towel wrapped around her waist. Okay, what's up with that?? What was she in the middle of doing? Someone may be getting more than an HJ (not me tho).

Regarding the tip, however, I am not sure I follow you're point there. Let me repeat -- they do not ask for tip, proceed with an HJ without prompting or request, and show sincere appreciation for a $20-$30 tip.

Are you telling me that is not remarkable? If that has been your experience, then we have clearly been going to different AMPs. I didn't say anything about [i][b]not[/i][/b] tipping. Rather my point is that unlike other places, it is an actual gratuity, not a fee.

[QUOTE=Dubliner]WebDog: If you do a thorough search you will find that there has been a significant amount of posts about Best. Most of them (including my own) were negative.

BTW tipping is supposed to be our way of showing appreciation to the provider. Not tipping won't win you any friends regardless of the girl or the establishments.

Glad you had a good experience, perhaps it's time to give Best another chance. Anyone else have any recent 'Best' experiences?

Dubliner
Seeing Chantilly one AMP at a time![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Dubliner]Glad you had a good experience, perhaps it's time to give Best another chance. Anyone else have any recent 'Best' experiences?[/QUOTE]I visited Best one time back in September. The experience was unremarkable so I didn't post about it then. But, since you asked, here it is.

I was greeted by a lady who was very long in the tooth and quite out of shape. A typical mamasan but who also ended up being my therapist. I asked for a TS and was given one that was very non-thorough. I tried to guide her hand to the appropriate areas and she said, "why do you want me to touch you there? ". I ended up in the room right across the hall from the TS. Another customer came in a few minutes later. He and another lady were standing right outside my room right in front of the TS. I heard him ask for a shower and he was told "we don't have one here". My massage was ok. The physical facility seemed pretty beat up to me and a little dirty. Given the complete lack of any fun, I decided to permanently cross it off of my list.

Hi,

Just moved to NOVA and would like to request honest opinion of a listed AMP ([url]http://screen4dcmetro.com/link[/url] ).

Recently browse through some reviews in TER and most of the reviews sounded the same from the same people hence the suspicion. By looking at the pics they posted, it surely does look like they have some quality but are they accurate?

Really hope members could provide some pointers because i'm debating if I should go through with the screening process. The screening process is also a little too much to ask for IMO.

Please PM me if the info should not be posted in the public area.

[QUOTE=Osumcolt]Hi,

Just moved to NOVA and would like to request honest opinion of a listed AMP ([url]http://screen4dcmetro.com/link[/url] ).

Recently browse through some reviews in TER and most of the reviews sounded the same from the same people hence the suspicion. By looking at the pics they posted, it surely does look like they have some quality but are they accurate?

Really hope members could provide some pointers because i'm debating if I should go through with the screening process. The screening process is also a little too much to ask for IMO.

Please PM me if the info should not be posted in the public area.[/QUOTE]

First, it's not an AMP per se...but go through the screening and enjoy. It's worth the effort. Unless you have a TER posting history and reviews, expect to go through the full process.

There are many of the same reviewers because we go back to see the new ladies and often repeat...so nothing suspicious about that...unless you see something negative about us wanting to see several hot ladies...more than once!

Based on that experience I would never go back either. In half a dozen visits, that doesn't remotely resemble mine.

The only (major) caveat is that it is not in any way a Supra experience. It is a rub-and-tug: nice TS; legit massage; happy ending with a little playing around, with a 'therapist' in her late-30s/early-40s, ranging from semi-good to very good looking.

Again I am at least 6 for 6 good experiences, based on my scale of what I look for in an AMP (which is usually just as described above). I am only 38 and have had a successful run with woman prior to 10 years of marriage, so I would suspect my scale for acceptable providers is no more forgiving than the next guy.

But I am certainly not going to call you a liar, just offer that your experience was very different than mine have been.

[QUOTE=Ycwinva]I visited Best one time back in September. The experience was unremarkable so I didn't post about it then. But, since you asked, here it is.

I was greeted by a lady who was very long in the tooth and quite out of shape. A typical mamasan but who also ended up being my therapist. I asked for a TS and was given one that was very non-thorough. I tried to guide her hand to the appropriate areas and she said, "why do you want me to touch you there? ". I ended up in the room right across the hall from the TS. Another customer came in a few minutes later. He and another lady were standing right outside my room right in front of the TS. I heard him ask for a shower and he was told "we don't have one here". My massage was ok. The physical facility seemed pretty beat up to me and a little dirty. Given the complete lack of any fun, I decided to permanently cross it off of my list.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WebDog]Based on that experience I would never go back either. In half a dozen visits, that doesn't remotely resemble mine.

But I am certainly not going to call you a liar, just offer that your experience was very different than mine have been.[/QUOTE]Right. It is the ultimate definition of YMMV.

Maybe something else was going on that day for them.

Mamasan and the other lady that I overheard seemed very cautious.

Maybe I'll give it another try some day.

[QUOTE=Dubliner]WebDog: Anyone else have any recent 'Best' experiences?
[/QUOTE]All my reports from Best would be in 2007. Not sure how recent you're looking for?

It is where I had my first AMP experience. So the first time was a positive experience with a provider whose name was "wonderful" It was a typical NoVa experience, but a good one.

My 2nd time there, "Young" was my provider. This got interesting. After basically no massage, only foot rubbing. She interrogated me making sure I was not her Uncle Leo. She then asked for the "tip" up front. I gave her $60 to see what would happen.

She seemed to be happy about the $60 & took off all of her clothes, only leaving on a skimpy thong. She then proceeded to get in RCG position, but no FS. Used her hands and groin for the R&T.

My most recent trip was very negative. I forget the provider's name but she was short and plump. Not good.

I think that sums up my experience at Best in '07.

I am still curious to hear such varied experiences as every time I have gone (at least 6 occasions since August '06) it has been an identical experience. . .

Arrive and wait in the 'waiting' or in reality storage room or otherwise get setup in a room by Mamasan. Soon after get escorted to the TS by Mamasan or the provider. Then get a real massage while face down for at least 20-30 minutes, wrapping up with some teasing for a few minutes before the flip. Then on the flip an HR with no questions asked (maybe at most "is this okay?" but *never* a request for tip). Then clean up and finish the massage on my back for 10 min or so -- again never asking for a tip and being very excited for what they get.

I initially tipped $40 but I could tell by her reaction it was too much. Next visit $30 and still was too much. Subsequently have tipped $20 and that seems to be just right.

I almost wonder if I am going to a different place as others think, as I am perplexed as to how my experience could be so consistent over relatively long period of time.

Not to make a big deal about it -- I am just surprised, and more importantly would not want to advise someone based on my experience and have them encounter your experience(s).

But indeed -- YMMV!

BTW - one caveat vis-a-vis Ycwinva's post -- last time it was busy and Mamasan said "I give you nice massage" to which I asked if there were any other girls there and she said "I give you nice massage in there" (points to TS room) "and she come and take care of you. You understand?" Yes, I said I did and it was fine as Mamasan gave a great TS and my eyes were closed. At the time I figured I had initially misunderstood her, but I wonder now if she would have tried to finish it all herself had I not spoke up.

[QUOTE=WebDog]I am still curious to hear such varied experiences as every time I have gone (at least 6 occasions since August '06) it has been an identical experience. . .

Arrive and wait in the 'waiting' or in reality storage room or otherwise get setup in a room by Mamasan. Soon after get escorted to the TS by Mamasan or the provider. Then get a real massage while face down for at least 20-30 minutes, wrapping up with some teasing for a few minutes before the flip. Then on the flip an HR with no questions asked (maybe at most "is this okay?" but *never* a request for tip). Then clean up and finish the massage on my back for 10 min or so -- again never asking for a tip and being very excited for what they get.

I initially tipped $40 but I could tell by her reaction it was too much. Next visit $30 and still was too much. Subsequently have tipped $20 and that seems to be just right.

I almost wonder if I am going to a different place as others think, as I am perplexed as to how my experience could be so consistent over relatively long period of time.

Not to make a big deal about it -- I am just surprised, and more importantly would not want to advise someone based on my experience and have them encounter your experience(s).

But indeed -- YMMV!

BTW - one caveat vis-a-vis Ycwinva's post -- last time it was busy and Mamasan said "I give you nice massage" to which I asked if there were any other girls there and she said "I give you nice massage in there" (points to TS room) "and she come and take care of you. You understand?" Yes, I said I did and it was fine as Mamasan gave a great TS and my eyes were closed. At the time I figured I had initially misunderstood her, but I wonder now if she would have tried to finish it all herself had I not spoke up.[/QUOTE]In the end, skip this place if you are looking for more than a tug. Just the 80 door fee is a rip-off. Given some recent busts in PWC over the last year I doubt anyplace in Fairfax Co. is going to risk giving more than FS unless you make one of these amp girls your private g/f.. These amps probably evade paying any sort of real taxes since it's, for the most part, a cash operation (i.e. easy to fudge the numbers when tax time comes around) so these owners are making out like a bandit anyway with just a tug only rule.

Just my perceptions.

[QUOTE=Serpico99]In the end, skip this place if you are looking for more than a tug. Just the 80 door fee is a rip-off. Given some recent busts in PWC over the last year I doubt anyplace in Fairfax Co. is going to risk giving more than FS unless you make one of these amp girls your private g/f.. These amps probably evade paying any sort of real taxes since it's, for the most part, a cash operation (i.e. easy to fudge the numbers when tax time comes around) so these owners are making out like a bandit anyway with just a tug only rule.

Just my perceptions.[/QUOTE]I doubt it, considering these places all have the proper licenses, and the workers are also licensed and legal aliens, if not citizens.

[QUOTE=Joey Boots]The fungus is among us[/QUOTE]ULE also likes sign up for this forum. Then contribute nothing, but still try to work their post count up. Then they think people will share intel with them.

Someone has been posting about them in CL. Anyone tried them? Also theres one for a VIRGINA PHYSICAL THERAPY (V&P Therapy) that might be the same.
I'm gonna try out Best this week and i'll tell you how it goes. I dont want to try angel again i'm worried about leo.

Thanks

Ok, some I'm a couple weeks late on getting the word out, but hey, I was on vacation.

Anyway, I went to go see Ruby across the street from where I am a member, and Ruby was AWESOME. The TS was fabulous, the massage was Outstanding, and the flip. Was OK. No insertion, but I Senior can write me for more details and exact locations.

Well, my ol’ stand by (a 3 letter in WB) has a new rotation of girls, I believe this one’s name was Judy. Kind of a butta face, with small Ds. Anyway, I went down at 2 PM on Friday before Turkey day, big mistake, it was an assembly line. And holly shatt, I have never felt so violated. I went in, paid my bill and then Mamasaun proceeded to give me my shower, that sucked. Then I went in the room, and Judy came in after making me wait at least 10 min, asked me what I want, I of course said, everything. She then dropped her close, rubbed her tits on my back, made me get on all 4s, stuck her toung in my ass, reached around, and proceeded to suck me dry. All of this was done in less than 10 minutes.

I swore that was the quickest 1. 6 I ever spent in an AMP.

[QUOTE=Newinnva]Someone has been posting about them in CL. Anyone tried them?

Also theres one for a VIRGINA PHYSICAL THERAPY (V&P Therapy) that might be the same.

[/QUOTE]P&S is different than V&P.
P&S is in Vienna,
V&P is in Chantilly (near WestFields).

I've made one visit to P&S.

I dropped in a few weeks ago during the mid-afternoon on a Wednesday so they were very enthusiastic to see a customer. A previous post described the person at the door as Tattoo from the old TV show Fantasy Island. I have to say that is a very accurate description. She was short, stocky and very bubbly. The official therapist was busy doing something else for a few minutes (not another customer though) so Tattoo started me out with a good back-rub. The second lady arrived. She was probably in her mid 40s. I received a 4-hands massage for a little while. The main thing that got stroked during my visit was my ego. I do not have a physique deserving of praise yet these two went on and on about how handsome I was and did a lot of flirting. I almost began to believe some of it after a while. Eventually Tattoo left and the other lady finished off a very very good massage and then a nice slow standard finish. At one point while face down with my hands dangling over the edge, I felt licking on my fingers. I briefly thought things were getting interesting until I realized that they have a little dog running loose in the place that had wandered into the room.

If you're not hung up on looks, enjoy a good massage and ego stroking then I'd recommend. I will probably repeat on some day when I'm stressed out and just want to relax.