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[QUOTE=Mairj23]So every girl is capable of squirting?

I've never had one do this and I'm starting to wonder what I'm not doing right.[/QUOTE]

Its pretty rare to find a woman who does, pretty rare indeed.

[QUOTE=Limo Dave]Its pretty rare to find a woman who does, pretty rare indeed.[/QUOTE]I've been with more girls that can squirt as opposed to those that can not squirt - if you have the correct technique and a woman that is comfortable, it WILL happen. Google g-spot orgasm men and find out how to make it happen - I have achieved the title of Master and have several successful students in the art.

Gentlemen

Just finished up with Danielle, and she is as I remembered: superb body, natural b or c breasts, and of course the amazing squirt. She had been in DC over the weekend for a "lifestyle" convention (got to check that out sometime) and met me at a private residence, dressed at my request in laced up boots, a leather mini, and a blouse that un-buttoned. She is a great kisser, provides an amazing BBBJ, and really responds to having the kitty played with gently, or licked appropriately. She was able to cum both squirting, (3 times in succession) and without, but she is a bit of a screamer. She may still be available before she leaves, and I highly recommend her. Treat her well. Even though she is a self-proclaimed ****, she is still a lady.

Be safe

Baldconan1

[QUOTE=Parkville]Does anyone know of a good way to be screened by a well used screening agency without giving out work information? IE: is there a provider who I can visit, get a referal from them, give this to Preffered411 or such? OR is this more of a chicken before the egg scenario?[/QUOTE]It doesn't work that way for any reputable service. You can sort of approximate it with various "white list" functions, but the big screening services want something that they can independently check. They won't rely on anyone's word -- people come and go too frequently in this business for anyone who covers multiple markets to keep up with who might be reputable and reliable. Just because Provider A was well-regarded back in March 2009 doesn't mean that she's still in the business, or hasn't gone psycho, or has acquired a weird pimp/boyfriend who might cause trouble, or had a creepy ex get out of jail, or gotten busted, or... well, you get the idea.

Do some research on what the services actually do, and what protections they have. You mentioned P411 -- they're a Canadian service, and guess what's legal in Canada? Do you really think that the Anne Arundel County PD is going to subpoena records from a Canadian company for a misdemeanor bust? Unless you pull some kind of "Silence of the Lambs" stunt, nobody's going to get them to give you up. Contrast that with some local chick who keeps all her email archived on her laptop, and think about what's really more risky.

Be aware also that they're not going to call you at work and say something like, "This is Rent-A-Pussy calling for Joe Schmoe. Are you his boss? Maybe you'd like to take advantage of our 'two babes for the price of three' special -- they'll tickle your balls like you wouldn't believe, and Joe can get referral credits if you sign up today!" Instead, they'll ask for you, and work something out with you beforehand that seems plausible ("Hi, this is Dr. Collingsworth's office, calling to see if he'd like to switch his dentist appointment on Friday, as we've had a cancellation. Is he available, please?"), and it works even better if you have a direct line.

[QUOTE=Midnight]It doesn't work that way for any reputable service. You can sort of approximate it with various "white list" functions, but the big screening services want something that they can independently check. They won't rely on anyone's word -- people come and go too frequently in this business for anyone who covers multiple markets to keep up with who might be reputable and reliable. Just because Provider A was well-regarded back in March 2009 doesn't mean that she's still in the business, or hasn't gone psycho, or has acquired a weird pimp/boyfriend who might cause trouble, or had a creepy ex get out of jail, or gotten busted, or... well, you get the idea.

Do some research on what the services actually do, and what protections they have. You mentioned P411 -- they're a Canadian service, and guess what's legal in Canada? Do you really think that the Anne Arundel County PD is going to subpoena records from a Canadian company for a misdemeanor bust? Unless you pull some kind of "Silence of the Lambs" stunt, nobody's going to get them to give you up. Contrast that with some local chick who keeps all her email archived on her laptop, and think about what's really more risky.

Be aware also that they're not going to call you at work and say something like, "This is Rent-A-Pussy calling for Joe Schmoe. Are you his boss? Maybe you'd like to take advantage of our 'two babes for the price of three' special -- they'll tickle your balls like you wouldn't believe, and Joe can get referral credits if you sign up today!" Instead, they'll ask for you, and work something out with you beforehand that seems plausible ("Hi, this is Dr. Collingsworth's office, calling to see if he'd like to switch his dentist appointment on Friday, as we've had a cancellation. Is he available, please?"), and it works even better if you have a direct line.[/QUOTE]

Just avoid agency/screening types. Go with "reputable" independents is what I reccomend. Great info in the post! Gracias!!

There are a couple that advertise in the area. She is the one that specializes in fetishes and had a tat on her breast.

She is not that pricey ($) and you can pretty much get what you want (no Greek). Iffy 'hood but I drive a BMW and have had no issues.

[QUOTE=Drpmd]Give us some info on your BBW gusher.

I love bbw's[/QUOTE]

anyone seen her? She advertises she's a squiter too.

[url]http://washingtondc.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/chyna-babis-value-specials-i-got-dat-wet-wet-i-can-make-it-squirtz-21/3005720[/url]

I know her location isn't Bmore, but more mongers in this section. :D



Drew

I met MJ at Scores early last year but she no longer works there. I hadn't seen her in a long time since she left Scores & I had honestly forgotten about her. Until this afternoon.

I am at the grocery store and I get a call from a number I don't recognize immediately. She says Hi and I had one of those, 'who is this' moments, until the memories of her tight spinner body grinding me while she dfk'd me with the sweetest lips went rushing through my head. Then I remembered that once she had given me her finger after rubbing herself & it was truly the sweetest juice I have ever had the pleasure of tasting. No shit.

After I express my delight at hearing from her, she asks if I am doing anything this evening and would I like a date. Not even having such activities in my mind, I thanked the monger Gods and made plans with her.

We met at a midtown bar, drank a few drinks while she rubbed me under the table. She is about 5' 7", white, with bright blue eyes which were fucking me while she drank her wine. Not having any self-control whatsoever, I paid our check and we drove to a hotel.

Once there it was an hour of dfk'ing, CBJ, multi-position heaven. She gets into it, moves her little ass all around when you ask her to, and I finally shot all over her chest with her rubbing it in further like lotion. Not sure if multi pops were on order since we had been going at it for a while and I was done.

I definitely expect to see her again, at which time I will see if I can share her number with any respected elders here. I will say that the whole 2. 5 hours were $$$$ for a little over 2 hours; which I know is high but, for real, I had been dreaming of this girl since I met her and never had had the opportunity at the club to do anything so I was willing to give up the cost. She is a civilian 8/10. The only thing keeping her from 9/10 is the smallish tits.

Alright, so I have been holding on to this one for quite a while all to myself, just because she's soo good and I didn't want some of you ruining her for me yet. But with good faith, I believe it's time to share the wealth.

I met this one on Craigslist a year back, after I posted an ad for "relief needed". To my surprise, there were several non-spamming replies. Out of the several, I picked this one. She sent me two photos that she had done in a photo shoot. They looked touched up, but I just knew that the goods were there. So we arranged a meet up at a bar near her place. We met for several drinks, closing out the bar, and then headed back to our cars. We talked for a bit, waiting for the parking lot to disburse some more. After 15 mins, we noticed that many of the people had left and she jumped into the back of my SUV. We negotiated 0. 8 for full service. Man oh man she gives one of the best BBBJs I have ever had, before riding me to completion.

Since then, we have been hooking up about once every two-three months. With the added LEO patrols to our spots recently, we have been moving our get togethers to cheap motels (which has been a better decision). In the motels, we could spend more time at play, even showering together. My latest rendevous I picked her up and we went off to a cheap motel (0. 3 for 3 hours. Playing three channels of porn interestingly enough) where we started off in the shower. She's so lite that I can easily per her up and drive her into the wall without too much effort (and she's pretty good at assisting, placing her feet against the wall and speading wide to allow me the PERFECT access). After a good ten minutes of shower action, we hit the bed where she began BBBJ. We then rolled and started mish. She is super flexible, and can place her legs on my shoulders while I pile drived the crap out of her. After she had came twice we then went back to BBBJ where like a champ she allowed me CIM and swallow.

My latest encounter only cost me 0. 3 for the room and $ for an hour of action. She even let me take several shots of her 'parts. ' Enjoy the photos.

I do have her number. And she has been complaining about financial problems that she may be open for new clients.

[QUOTE=Lolitaman]You're right I mis-read that one but how do you explain this? .3 for 3 hours?? A little vague don't you think? What does this mean??[/QUOTE]

I read it as the motel cost him .3 for 3 hours. He said "cheap motel" then explained the cost in parenthesis.

Hi guys,

Do you have any info on Billy Long. A working girl had a tattoo on her back with Billy Long, I have some info on him but would like to learn more. If you know anything pm me.

Ale

Ps. Forget the streets, you spend too much money on gas. Save your money for the block.

Would you all please stop. This is rediculous and not the intent of the forum. It doesn't matter who is right. O back and read Dr Suess' book about "Butter side up and butter side down. " May God bless you all!

[blue]To: Drobsdaman and Brahmabull,

Apparently you are both incapable of getting the message that all the rest of us are tired of watching all of you behave like a bunch of women, so here's my last message to you and your aliases:

I don't know anything about whatever problem you have with each other and I don't care. However...

Effective immediately, you are prohibited from referring to each other in any of your reports.

This means that...

- You may not address each other in any report.
- You may not quote each other in any report.
- You may not mention, either directly or by reference, each other or any activities that they may be involved in.
- You man not post your opinions regarding each other or any activities that they may be involved in.

Violate this restriction one time, and I'll ban the perpetrator (and all of his aliases) without comment.

Whatever the BS is, it stops now.

Thank You,

Jackson[/blue]

Jackson, thank you for rescuing us from this unproductive drivel.

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