Massage Parlor Reports

I went back to my Ol Fave Julia at TBC in Towson. As per usual, the fees are hateful. I guess I don't really have anything new to add, but I've read through these boards and always read about the horrible laziness of the Russian girls here. I just want to take a time out and defend Julia on the lazy reference. Never has she been mechanical or lazy during any of our sessions. Maybe she is the exception to the rule over there, but that is why I always ask for her by name rather than just pick out one of the girls sitting in the lounge. BTW, she has the hottest freekin body of any "massage" therapists I've ever come across.

L.P.3

But I am not Desi. I have known Lucy at 21 Therapies (or whatever they call Rainbow these days) for a number of years. Just as a customer. I visited her again today, and as always it was a blast.

She works within the limitations of the spa, but she is fun, very funny, and creative. Stand up shower almost had me crumbling on weak knees. Very gymnastic session, and as always, at the end, she says--

"Baby, you got the power! "

Good times

Thanks, Stimpy, for the report on Candy at ML. Your report was right on. While she was giving an awesome BBBJ, she even checked my prostate with a rubber glove. That was a new one for me! I guess she found everything normal because she didn't recommend any surgery nor even prescribe any medication. So we moved on to DATY, mish and CG and I must say that she is either one hell of an actress or she thoroughy loves her job, because she gave me one of the best AMP experiences that I have ever received in my many years of AMP mongering in DC, northern VA and Baltimore.

Face - 7, Body - 7 (just a little chubby), TS - 9, Massage - 8, Service - 9.5, Attitude - 10, Overall - 9

Hammerin

Heard Escape in Timonium was busted. Any idea if they have remained open?

For the same money, you could go and get almost any AMP, or escort and get FS, GFE, or almost anything else you want.

I surely dont want to tell you what to do, and i am sure that Julia has a smokin hot bod. But just a massage? Thats always been the problem with TBC. Doesn't anyone get more there?

Posting this for new users (like myself) ....

1st club in Elkridge -- very clean, nice spot -- beautiful women. Just be certain you follow these rules:

1. Have you been there before? Always answer YES. If not .. expect a lot of questions.

2. Tip? Place the tip on the small counter inside the room.

Simple procedures -- all learned from reading the board.

[QUOTE=Joe Boxers]Posting this for new users (like myself) ....

1st club in Elkridge -- very clean, nice spot -- beautiful women. Just be certain you follow these rules:

1. Have you been there before? Always answer YES. If not .. expect a lot of questions.

2. Tip? Place the tip on the small counter inside the room.

Simple procedures -- all learned from reading the board.[/QUOTE]I have no idea where or what you are talking about.

[QUOTE=Jigglers88]For all of you that were a fan of Chanel that went on vacation recently for the past month and a half, she is now back and working. Have fun![/QUOTE]Is that the same Chanel who was at Rainbow a few years back? She was great and I loved our trips to Russia. Ahh, mammaries. I mean memories.

I haven't seen anything posted lately about hanna spa and was wondering how the talent was there? The one time i went they were busy and told me to come back later so I never did.

Had the urge to splurge this afternoon, and called ML. Mamasan said they had a pipe break and were without water. She said they would be closed till 10AM Saturday.
Crazy Dick

[QUOTE=Jalb25]I have no idea where or what you are talking about.[/QUOTE]

I think he's talking about Oriental. It's the first AMP in HC coming south on RT 1.

TO ALL NEWBEE'S HC AMP'S SHOULD BE POSTED UNDER JESSUP - NOT BALT AMPS.

THANKS IN ADVACNE,
Crazy Dick

I'm a lurker crossing the line.

I went to go work on my tan on the other side of the west of Baltimore. I was greeted by an older kgirl small Bs mid 30s early 40s range cute face in tracksuit. I was asked the customary, "Have you been here before? " The correct answer being "Yes" I ended up spilling from my mouth something along the lines of "No, but I've been to other places. " but smoother along the lines of sandpaper. Tried guiding me to a room while standing behind me, which had me keep asking "this room? " finally started undressing paid. 80 hf. Left $ tip under watch on nightstand. Given the option of a stand up shower which I took, but ended up being solo due to the "yes I'd like some help" being lost in translation. Opted for sauna when was greeted by same provider in short skirt and see through blouse. I'm feeling like a child on christmas eve as we walk back to the room. Starts with light massage while I hint for extras by brushing my hand on the inside of her thigh. Lots of talking through curtains as aforementioned by others. Then comes the flip, I'm expecting a cbj, cg, doggie, mish for all five seconds till she starts performing HJ all while still fully clothed. Junior is clearly disappointed and is having a little trouble so I start reaching under the skirt for a little finger insertion. Wet, nice, and tight. At which point I say I want "everything" and which she respondes "we no do that here" another monger walks in and she must've been the only provider. Session is going to be rushed I realize. I take a deep breath, relax for my HJ till completion. At which point I get dressed and contemplate the long ways I have to go for mastery of this hobby. Paid for 60 stayed for 35.

She must've smelled my virgin AMP cherry or rookie mistake.

Not sure where you went.

The curtain sounds like the place on Washington blvd. Out near Jessup. Its a nice rub and tug.

You did good, but it sounds like you just went to the wrong place. Did you pick up your $ and put down the correct amount.

Well nice going, and glad you got past that first experience. Try again. RTFF, and pick a place that provides the correct massage service.

Good luck,

Smiling Fox

Not sure where you went.

The curtain sounds like the place on Washington blvd. Out near Jessup. Its a nice rub and tug.

You did good, but it sounds like you just went to the wrong place. Did you pick up your $ and put down the correct amount.

Well nice going, and glad you got past that first experience. Try again. RTFF, and pick a place that provides the correct massage service.

Good luck,

Smiling Fox; )

Oh, some one mentioned to me that Escape, supposedly busted, had Russian woman in there. Does any one know anything about this. And if they got busted, they were doing more than a nice massage. LOL.

SF

I haven't been on the Balto boards in a while. Surprised to see ML mentioned. Havne't they been shut down twice in the past year?

Last time I was there was summer of last year. I had a girl named Candy, who sounds a lot like the one mentioned here about two weeks ago. Think it's the same one?

The Sailor

[QUOTE=Crazy Dick]Had the urge to splurge this afternoon, and called ML. Mamasan said they had a pipe break and were without water. She said they would be closed till 10AM Saturday.

Crazy Dick[/QUOTE]