Massage Parlor Reports

OK you Degenerates to show my committment to the Forum I have compiled some useful info for all the newbs oout there. I do not have a up to date open closed list but I will post what I have Compiled.

Parlor Reviewer Masseuse Post # Date Rating
Sun Sophia 19 2/5/06 Not enough Info
Happiness Mimi 20 2/9/06 Looks & Service 7
Sun Skeetm Paris 21 2/10/06 Overall 8.9
Royal Dayrider Linda 22 2/15/06 10
Sun VanDriver Cookie 33 2/18/06 Looks & Service 6
Angie SpoonDogAngie 34 2/18/06 Not enough info
Supra DCBoy Nada 38 2/22/06 Looks & Service (L&S) 8.25
HappinessLaxman Bebe 44 2/23/06 L&S 9
Supra VanMongeJeanie 45 2/24/06 L&S 8.5
Supra Webnet Blue 76 3/10/06 L&S 8
CPHC “ Sunny “ “ L&S 8
HappinessLoveLos Angie 81 3/11/06 7+
Supra Dlrzboy Blue 82 3/12/06 5
HappinessLaxman $2 Sue 86 3/14/06 L&S 7
Sun SlowFloyd April 96 3/16/06 L&S 6.5-7

OK Skipping to this year cause this Sh*t is tedious


Sun BobbyM Lilly 1919 1/19/07 5
Supra WildbirdJ Susie 1923 1/21/07 PM for info
OK TJunkyardMimi 1924 1/21/07 6/7/6/7
1413 Laxman #Young 1933 1/22/07 7/6.5/8/7.5
OK New Man June 1940 1/22/07 6.5/7.5/3/2
Sun Robert 17Bebe 1941 1/22/07 No numerical info
? AMPFreq Paula 1968 1/29/07 9/8/6/8
Sun SleazebumSue 1985 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Scrodie Jennifer 1987 2/1/07 No numerical info
Sun Len Pil Jennifer 1989 2/2/07 No numerical info
Sun PussProwleJennifer 1991 2/3/07 8/6/6
Sun DCrez Angie 1992 2/3/07 7
Sun CabDriver5Sue 2000 2/8/07 8
IHC Max #01 Michelle 2006 2/11/07 8
OK The Spea Mimi 2012 2/13/07 5
Supra Freshley Micki 2018 2/15/07 No numerical info
(rushed service)
OK Cabbie52 June 2022 2/15/07 8
K Spa Chicago I(nana?) 2027 2/17/07 7/8/8/6
Royal LoveLos Vicki 2030 2/20/07 F7/b8/m7/s9
Wisonson Ave (no sure which one) CabDriver52 Coco 2058 2/27/07 9
Royal LoveLos Nikki or Vicki 2064 2/28/07 F7/b9/s7
Sky Sleazebu Yong 2066 3/1/07 No numerical value
Sun NavyOne Tina 2069 3/1/07 Poor Service
Sun Kluvr Sora 2072 3/3/07 6 or 7
Olympic Xsailor Michelle 2077 3/4/07 Ts9.5/f8/b6.5/m7/p9
Sky Max BillionJill 2083 3/6/07 F7/b8/bj9/s8/o8
“ “ Young “ “ F8.5/b9/bj9/s8/o9
14K Nova Guy June 2087 3/8/07 Neutral
617 Drunk Iris Suzie 2091 3/10/07 No numerical value
617 DCampmaHana 2093 3/11/07 No numerical value
Olympic Wash It Michelle 2095 3/12/07 L8/b8.5/a10/p9
“ “ Cherry “ “ “nearly same marks”
GHS SonnysbluJenny 2097 3/13/07 L8.5/b7.5/a10/p10
Royal Choc ChipJenny 2104 3/14/07 L7/b7/m6/e5
OK CabDriver Coco 2116 3/15/07 8
Olympic Nova Guy Laura 2120 3/17/07 L6/o9
1413 Webnet Nana 2130 3/19/07 F7/b8/ts8/a9
? Colts301 Sugee 2131 3/20/07 No numerical value
1413 Max Billio Caramel 2140 3/23/07 F9/B7/TS8/A6
1413 RickAndr Nana 2146 3/25/07 No numerical value
Royal Bruce52 Jan 2147 3/26/07 No numerical value
Supra Eeyore Coco 2148 3/26/07 F6/B7/S6/A5
Youngs Newbie T Bebe 2156 3/28/07 F7.5/b8.5/m8/s8/a8.5
Rio Top Jimm Laura 2164 3/29/07 No numerical value
14k Cone Chanell 2202 4/4/07 F8/b7/a9/s9
GHS CabDriver Mickey 2213 4/6/07 F8/b9/s9/a9
1413 Pniki Nana 2216 4/7/07 No numerical value
Olympic Max #1 Michelle 2233 4/12/07 No numerical value
Sun Sam 69 Cherry 2234 “ L: 7, A: 6, S: 5
1829 Bseeks Sunny 2270 4/25/07 No numerical value
1413 Cone Emma 2274 4/25/07 F7/B7/A9/S10
Sun Colts301 Sasha 2275 4/25/07 No numerical value
GHS Cabdriver Mickey 2295 4/29/07 F8B8M9A8S9
gHS OriginalGS? 2316 5/3/07 F7B6A8M9S8
Sun RutDude May 2330 5/6/07 Highly Recommend
Rio Xsailor May 2332 5/6/07 L9/TS8.5/M2/P7
IHC Sam69 Yummi 2356 5/9/07 B6F5S4M0A4
GHS Sonny Jenny 2355 5/9/07 B8F8.5S7.5 M0A9
RIO TJunkyar Cherry 2371 5/11/07 F7B7A8S7.5
GHS Cabdriver Ruby 2359 5/9/07
1333 Pcpc1688Snow White 2409 5/18/07 6/7/5/5
14K Gunga DinTony 2402 5/17/07 No Numerical listing
1413 Max BillionMouse (Mickey?) 2472 5/24/07 No Numerical listing
Youngs LabiameistMay 2467 5/24/07 TS6.5F6B6.5M5.5
1413 MikeDD Jennifer 2498 5/27/07 F6.5b8s3
Gold Ozmong Sunny 2496 5/27/07 9
1413 Jet RangeSissy 2494 5/26/07 F7/B7/A5/S5
1413 LL Mickey 2526 5/31/07 F5B6M6TS7A9S9O7
IHC Max #01 Blue 2549 6/2/07 No Numerical listing
Rio Corsair88 Young 2566 6/5/07 L7A8R7S7
Supra Nova Guy Lucky 2571 6/5/07 Bad experience
1333 Pcpc1688Jenny 2594 6/9/07 6/7/7/7
Royal TJunkyardYummi 2592 6/8/07 F8B8A7S7TS7M8
1413 MaxBillion Jennifer 2618 6/12/07 F8B7A10S9TS8M5
Happiness (?)Jake JLisa 2634 6/16/07 F7.5B7.5A9S8.5TS8.5M9
1818 Eighttrack65 Brunette 2646 6/18/07 F7B7A5S6TS5M5
1413 MaxBillion Young 2663 6/22/07 F7B8A9S8TS8
Mini Laxman #Rose 2657 6/22/07 F8B9.5M6S7.5

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LARS=

0 – I’m going to slit my wrists
1 – Worst ever
2 – I wouldn’t f**k her with ****’s dick
3 – Really bad
4 – Not recommended, avoid
5 – Adequate, standard fare
6 – Good, above average
7 – Superior
8 – Highly recommended, must see
9 – OMFG, best ever
10 – So good I’m keeping this one for myself


As of 2/22/06
Address List
Dupont Circle Metro stop
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Supra
1333 Connecticut Ave NW, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)775-1333
10am-2am

King
1726 20th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)667-2070

Circle D
2024 P st
Washington, Dc


McPherson Square Metro stop
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Downtown
1018 Vermont Ave NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-5080
10am-2am

14K (aka 1413 or Sky)
1413 K st NW, Lower level
Washington, Dc
(202)408-8908
9am-2am

GHS
1333 Green ct NW
Washington, Dc
(202)898-4110
10am-3am


Gallery Plaza/Chinatown Metro stop
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Sun Club (First Tanning Salon)
521 G st, NW 2nd flr.
(202)408-9777
10am-3am
G and 6th st across from MCI parking

Mirage
617 K st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)962-0044
10am-3am


Cleveland Park Metro stop
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CPHC
3520 Connecticut Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)244-4484


Metro Center Metro stop
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Happiness
524 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)347-1020
10am-3am

Royal
520 10th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)628-6280

New World
602 11th st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)347-2444
10am-2am
closed?


NO close metro stop, take a Car
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Rio (aka Olympic)
1936 9th st NW
Washington, Dc
(202)518-7690
10am-3am

IHC (aka 1818 and Mini Health Club)
1818 New York Ave NE, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)526-4884

Venus World (aka 2352 or Young's )
2352 Wisconsin Ave NW, 1st floor
Washington, DC
(202)298-5997

OK Spa
2428Wisconsin Ave NW 3rd Floor
Washington, DC
(202)625-0056

Acufitness
4380 MacArthur Blvd NW
Washington, DC
(202)337-0151


Farragut West Metro stop
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Oriental (aka BOSS or 1716 I )
1716 I st Nw, 4th floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-4199

Farragut North Metro stop
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Therapy @ M
1829 M st NW, 3rd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)887-1179

ICM
1829 M st NW, 2nd floor
Washington, Dc
(202)293-9360
24 hr


Eastern Market Metro stop
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Sun Vip
719 8th st SE, 2/f
Washington, Dc 20003
(202) 546-8410



Tenlytown Metro stop
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H & H flotation
4652 Wisconsin Ave
Washington, Dc
(202)537-7260
.7$/hour - door fee


Georgia Avenue/ Petworth Metro stop
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BCB (aka Golden)
5115 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC
(202)882-3374
10am to 10pm
International Staff, may not provide all services.

Contrary to other reports, May is still there. Saw her the other day, after seeing Miki (now Pepsi). Looked a bit frazzled, but still the old May. Evidently Chaz didn't run her off after all. Anyway, Miki/Pepsi is back from a long vacation and still in her prime. Very nice session from a true spinner. Nice TS, good Massagee, excellent finish. Playful, Friendly, fun. All in All, a very nice time.

Body: 9 (I like'em tiny)
Face: 7.5
Service: 9
Attitude: 9

Rec: YES

[QUOTE=Freshly Snipes]I heard that BT in Maryland is famous for offering BBBJ, it's rarity in DC, as far as i know. I must say, your a lucky guy. I for one would love to get one, but would be pouring mouthwash or Peroxide over my dick afterwards;paranoid that i actually contracted an STD. Only one spot has offered me one, and that was DCLatina in MoCo some years ago by this hot latina chick. I refused because of the STD scare, and got covered FS instead.

Mr.Snipes aka G13[/QUOTE]Yup, you need to go to BT in Maryland. It can certainly happen there.

I see some tendency in the forum by some members to assume BBBJ is "wrong" and disgusting for the provider. Well, I can assure you sometimes you do not need to ask to get one in Maryland. So, forcing it is pathetic, but when offered, if you like it, take it.

I figure that this is the least risky form of "unprotected" sex. Unless I see something around the girl's mouth, I'm going ahead with it.

[QUOTE=Nice Guy In Va]I'm trying to see if there is a list of massage parlors by area and their review? I see reports, but this is just a whole bunch of reports, not sorted by provider etc? Any way to get such information?

Am I missing an obvious link to the information of massage providers?

Please let me know.

Thank[/QUOTE]You are correct that you did miss some obvious links. The DC Reports of Distinction is a collection of links to great posts. Most of them were posted by the prestigious forum poster LoveLOS.

DC Reports of Distinction: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?t=5086[/url]

To answer your questions, there is a list of AMPs and their addresses that is linked to from, you guessed, the Reports of Distinction. It is here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=356389#post356389[/url]

A list of ratings for specific providers is collected through the tireless effort of the venerable forum poster Wayward One. The most recent edition can be found here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=533577#post533577[/url]

That being said, providers come and go all the time. A report that you read from 3 months ago will be totally out of date by now. Your best bet is to put the effort in to read the forum and contribute to the forum. There are no shortcuts to be had.

At this point I'll step out of the way. I'm sure that Laxman is interested in lighting your arse on fire with his brand new flamethrower. I'd say that this is a rite of passage of sorts, but few seem to make it past the heat, so that would make it a strange definition of "passage" that I am not familiar with.

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Usual7799]I see some tendency in the forum by some members to assume BBBJ is "wrong" and disgusting for the provider. Well, I can assure you sometimes you do not need to ask to get one in Maryland. So, forcing it is pathetic, but when offered, if you like it, take it.[/QUOTE]

MAKE NO MISTAKE!

I find nothing wrong with the BBBJ!!!

I find it EXTREMELY wrong to grab her head and force her!

The most important word in the phrase "consenting adults" is the CONSENTING!

Any of us who FORCE a provider to do anything she does not want to do should be tried for RAPE and locked up for a long time! The person should also rate a stern ass-whipping from those amongst us to can do it.

There are plenty of providers who will gladly slurp it all down, lick their chops, and ask for more. All you need to do is ASK FIRST!

I hope this clears up the issue once and for all.

JJ

[QUOTE=Dis Joint]OK you Degenerates to show my committment to the Forum I have compiled some useful info for all the newbs oout there. I do not have a up to date open closed list but I will post what I have Compiled.

....[/QUOTE]


Very nice! Format stinks but lots of good info contained.

Now, tell us all about your own PERSONAL experiences.

JJ

Saw a couple positive reports about the green door so i decided to give it a try. Not the easiest place to find but i manage to find it at the second way around. Buzzed inside and this place is pretty nice, kind of remind me of CPHC. I asked the mamasan for a line up but she asked me what kind of girl i want. Told her i really want a good massage and she said she will bring the best one. A moment later Sue walked in, i wasn't impress with her age and look, she is ok looking, mid to late 30's, body is also ok. Her english was good and she asked me if i was tire, promise me she will give me a very good massage and i decided to stay with her. A above average TS, all area were cleaned, did a good job cleaning my behind, good sign. Back to the room and a very good massage was given. I almost fall to sleep. Now to the main event, cbj and ar, didn't ask for daty but i believe that is on the menu. I have to say she over acted a little, so i closed my eye and the sound effect was pretty good. One thing i have to say is, her private part is pretty tight, got me finish within 10 mins.
After the main event, i look at my watch and i still have 20 mins left. She came back to the room with the hot towel to clean me up. and without asking she gave me a second massage until the hour was up. Great great service, def will repeat if i need a good massage.

I'm in Tuscon, your message box is full need some assist.

My apologies for posting here.

Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.

The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.

I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.

[QUOTE=Jack B Nimble]Had a session last Thursday with Coco at Supra. Not much I can add to the debate on her. I have reviewed her before and like her, she's very cute but definitely a YMMV gal. Also spends limited time in spa with extended vacations.

The reason I am posting is that there was a girl who answered the door who was absolutely stunning. I had an appointment and was not going to change but this gal, 20-something, had a great smile, petite frame, slim hips and plenty of other nice attributes. She was acting like a mamsan but definitely dressed for action. I asked her name but she just smiled ... She may be the gal Lucky some have reported on but if others have any info on her or know the Supra lineup I would appreciate a PM.[/QUOTE]I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.

[QUOTE=Mrsargent]I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women. All the women I encounter are always on the larger or thicker side of things with no kind of shape. The only somewhat petite woman I found was Lee at Enliven Therapy in Tysons, but there was no release, no shower, no nothing and I've been a few times figuring maybe the first few times was because they didn't know me. I hate having to go to these low rate ones in Sterling and Chantilly and settling for what they have. Could someone pleeeeeease point me in the right direction for finding a nice small petite person at an AMP? Something like 4'11-5'4 and thin.[/QUOTE]


Sarge:

I guess that's one way to get your post count up...post the same thing twice!! We get it, you really want the intel. What you don't get is how this board works.

[QUOTE=Mrsargent]I visited a few places in DC and in Virginia, but I can't ever find petite women.[/QUOTE]If you scroll down a few posts to here: [url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showpost.php?p=540574&postcount=2673[/url] You'll see a report from Any Mouse where he reviews a petite provider.

Be sure to report back with your experience!