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[QUOTE=Malabar]LEO took one off the streets. Too bad, as far as SWs, she looks good.
[url]http://www.brevardsheriff.com/dar/inmatephotos/65031.html[/url]
Mal[/QUOTE]Pretty sure this was the girl whose name I could not remember. (Foreigner Melbourne Report #1) I was slow in posting but it was probably mid-month (March). I'll edit it in if I find the detail. Anyway, weak and short service. Dropped her off without completion.
Not worth it.
Just wondering before reporting anything on how private is your info.
Can any LE find out who you are by your posts?
Thanks,
NB
6 posts. And every one contains mention of leo.
If you have somethng to report. Go for it. People have been doing it for years without problems.
Anyone here been arrested for posting a report?
Anyone. Anyone. Bueller?
[QUOTE=Nick Beef]Just wondering before reporting anything on how private is your info.
Can any LE find out who you are by your posts?
Thanks,
NB[/QUOTE]
While vacationing in Cocoa stopped by two clubs on a Tuesday night, Playmates and Wiggles. Started on Industry Rd, my first time in a juice bar, I'm almost certain that extras were available allthough I did not partake, this is the place if you like larger girls some of them even cute. The thinner girls, 2 or 3 of them were not all that great looking. Stayed for a complete rotation then headed to Wiggles. Hot hot hot bartender, reasonably priced beer,afram very petit with a great body caught my eye.This place wasn't too bad very small club and had a good time. I would repeat both places especially while enjoying warm Florida temps, a nice escape from Balt.
Newb
Anyone know what ever happened to girl's? I remember going to them when they were open. I really had fun with Amy & Angel.
[QUOTE=Nick Beef]Just wondering before reporting anything on how private is your info.
Can any LE find out who you are by your posts?
Thanks,
NB[/QUOTE]
Well Nick now that you ask.... we know who you are and where you live we have been following you as you drive around stalking street skanks but not picking any up.
By the way we also noticed that your hard drive needs defragmenting, would you like us to remotely do this for you?
I would also advise going into your I.E. settings and deleting all cookies.
Signed:
The Imaginary Bureau of Investigation
[QUOTE=PusshyHunter]Anyone know what ever happened to girl's? I remember going to them when they were open. I really had fun with Amy & Angel.[/QUOTE]
Yes they have all received Grants from the State of Florida for vocational rehabilitation.
Some of them are now daycare teachers at the very same building where UFS was located.
I know of at least 3 of them that were on the Obama campaign and have received appointments as diplomats in various African nations that have forgettable names.
The others have taken management positions in leading spas throughout Florida.
Oh so Funny
Came into some shekels and decided to tour. Man, have I been out of the loop.
Started and ended with the Inner Room, 10:00pm. $10 cover, sprite $3.
Ghetto atmosphere but a lot of middle aged white guys were in there. Place was packed. No recession here. The most notable girl there was a big boned, 6+ ft blond amazon. Luckily, she didn't notice me.
Dawned on me that on a Sat nite, if the IR was packed like it was, then the rest of the clubs probably will be too.
For monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (of some week):
Plan A: Lidos, Cheaters, Plamates, Bare Assets, Goddess.
or
Plan B: Body Magic...once.
what to do...what to do....
[QUOTE=Malabar]Came into some shekels and decided to tour. Man, have I been out of the loop.
Started and ended with the Inner Room, 10:00pm. $10 cover, sprite $3.
Ghetto atmosphere but a lot of middle aged white guys were in there. Place was packed. No recession here. The most notable girl there was a big boned, 6+ ft blond amazon. Luckily, she didn't notice me.
Dawned on me that on a Sat nite, if the IR was packed like it was, then the rest of the clubs probably will be too.
For monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (of some week):
Plan A: Lidos, Cheaters, Plamates, Bare Assets, Goddess.
or
Plan B: Body Magic...once.
what to do...what to do....[/QUOTE]I recently moved up here from Miami and have been conducting my own explorations.
Inner Room: Decent contact, nice selection, bit crowded for my taste. Being from Miami I may have a higher tolerance for ghetto than most. Your average Applebees in Miami is more ghetto than IR.
Playmates: Booooooooooooooring only been once, doubt I will be back.
Goddess: Snoooooooze fest. No action of any kind. Definitely wont be back.
Blush or Bubbles or Runway or whatever they are calling it this week: May go out of business before I finish writing this. The 6 dollar cover entitles you listen to "break songs" and watch the girls sit and talk to each other at the bar.
Scarlet's: Nice place but no privacy and no action.
Cheaters: Haven't been yet.
Lido: Haven't been yet.
Bare assets: Not bad had some fun. Private room far from private
Wiggles: Believe it or not this place is my favorite, but I have a weakness for small and shitty. Best mileage for your dollar, and I mean dollar. You can even grope the bartender on stage for a buck how great is that. Girls run the full gambit, from ugly to hot. There is a little black chick there on weeknights. Who is but for the almost complete lack of a personality damn near perfect if you ask me. Swing by on a wed, have a grope then tell me if you don't agree There is definitely fun to be had here.
From what I've seen Inner Room is by far the busiest in town. I have a hard time finding a parking space on fri and sat but no trouble at other clubs.
That's all the clubs around here I know of so please let me know if I have missed one.
Shake out.
The girl that meets your 'amazon' description is probably Rachael. She is pretty nice, a good conversationalist, but a boring dancer. Not that I would not like to get lost with her somewhere else, she did not seem into the illusion of seduction. That said, I really like Tamara, a petite blond, 30-something from Argentina, I think. She is quite affectionate, but has not responded to my subtle hints of wanting to see her some more.
My buddy was driving in Melb around 9 tonight. Nobody was out. He did pass a fatty on Guava who yelled at him. A little scary. No action to report.
Blodar, OUT.
[QUOTE=Malabar]Came into some shekels and decided to tour. Man, have I been out of the loop.
Started and ended with the Inner Room, 10:00pm. $10 cover, sprite $3.
Ghetto atmosphere but a lot of middle aged white guys were in there. Place was packed. No recession here. The most notable girl there was a big boned, 6+ ft blond amazon. Luckily, she didn't notice me.
Dawned on me that on a Sat nite, if the IR was packed like it was, then the rest of the clubs probably will be too.
For monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday (of some week):
Plan A: Lidos, Cheaters, Plamates, Bare Assets, Goddess.
or
Plan B: Body Magic...once.
what to do...what to do....[/QUOTE]
I struck out in Titusville this week. Headed to Cocoa and no one out there either so opted for a massage. Contemplated Tokoyo but too many cars in the parking lot which is probably a good sign but hate to wait or get rushed so hopped on over to Palm Tree. It has been a long time since my last visit so did not know what to expect. Well at least for me nothing has changed. Cindy was my girl and I remembered her she remembered me. Not too pretty, pushing 40 probably but has a tight little bod. TS was playfull and no areas missed. The massage was real good, popped and cracked a few of my tired old bones. On the flip no negotiating she just barred some flesh for some arousing hand gestures. This place is still just a rub and tug but I left happy and relaxed.
I'm in Orlando, but hit Inner Room and Lido's and Cheaters a couple of years ago for a buddy' bachelor party. Lido's was the best and plenty of contact, it was a weekend though, and got busy pretty quickly. The other two clubs were too busy to really spend much time with any one girl.
About a year ago, I hit Lido's after a breakup, and was pleasantly surprised. I went on a Sunday night after taking Monday off, and the crowd was definitely rough. From my younger days, I could tell the kind of crowd that was there, and I was quickly singled out and approached by two girls within 2 minutes of being at the bar. I ended up dropping some cash on one girl in the back room, being quite happy, and her spending the last hour with me even though I had reached my limit on $$$. Whenever I make it back to Cocoa (hopefully soon), Lido's is definitely where I'm heading.
[QUOTE=Shakezilla]I recently moved up here from Miami and have been conducting my own explorations.
Inner Room: Decent contact, nice selection, bit crowded for my taste. Being from Miami I may have a higher tolerance for ghetto than most. Your average Applebees in Miami is more ghetto than IR.
Playmates: Booooooooooooooring only been once, doubt I will be back.
Goddess: Snoooooooze fest. No action of any kind. Definitely wont be back.
Blush or Bubbles or Runway or whatever they are calling it this week: May go out of business before I finish writing this. The 6 dollar cover entitles you listen to "break songs" and watch the girls sit and talk to each other at the bar.
Scarlet's: Nice place but no privacy and no action.
Cheaters: Haven't been yet.
Lido: Haven't been yet.
Bare assets: Not bad had some fun. Private room far from private
Wiggles: Believe it or not this place is my favorite, but I have a weakness for small and shitty. Best mileage for your dollar, and I mean dollar. You can even grope the bartender on stage for a buck how great is that. Girls run the full gambit, from ugly to hot. There is a little black chick there on weeknights. Who is but for the almost complete lack of a personality damn near perfect if you ask me. Swing by on a wed, have a grope then tell me if you don't agree There is definitely fun to be had here.
From what I've seen Inner Room is by far the busiest in town. I have a hard time finding a parking space on fri and sat but no trouble at other clubs.
That's all the clubs around here I know of so please let me know if I have missed one.
Shake out.[/QUOTE]
Feel free to add you own pet peeves or scams.
BS quotes heard in a Strip Club
‘You’re cute’
‘You have really nice hands, eyes, body, etc.’
‘I’m studying; Massage Therapy, Dental Hygiene, Law’
I have another job; Flight Instructor, Dive master, Real Estate Investor’
‘I’m honest.’
‘I love this job’
‘I’ve only been a stripper for two weeks’
‘I have my self respect’
‘I haven’t had sex in 8 months.’
‘I never date customers.’
‘I regularly make $1000 a night’
‘Buy $100 in dances from me and I will give you my phone number and you can call me to go out to dinner.’
Alternate: “I’ll go home with you after you come visit me a couple more times.”
Wood Killers:
Opening a conversation with, “Do you want a dance?” “Buy me a drink?”
‘Are you married?’
‘I really need some money.’
‘Gee, it’s slow in here.’
‘All those guys want is to touch my tits’
‘I go to church’
‘It’s that time of the month’
What works:
Saying, “Thank you.”
Conversation
Flirting
Touching
Kissing
Teasing
No drama, personal information
Saying, “Thank you.”
Lidos.
Shawna came over to chat. 25, 5'6", Small B's, Athletic legs, little pooch in the tummy, flabby butt. Bought 2 dances for $20 each. Nice touch, rest, then comes the scam...,‘Buy $100 in dances from me and I will give you my phone number and you can call me to go out to dinner.’ I told her, "Your Sister tried that one on me..."
Inner Room.
I saw another amazon that might have been the subject of an earlier report. Too scary.
Edina WF from NY, 40, nice small shape, a little flabby around the edges. Seemed to be depressed. Not really into the two $10 dances I bought.
Courvoisier, No, she could not spell it. She probably couldn't spell, Cognac. 22, AA, soft, 36/24/36, very touchy, kissy, affectionate, though a bit agitated, maybe high. She directed my hands to wet places, but I was not going to get involved with that in her mental state.