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[QUOTE=Blackjack123]Just trying to get others take on this. I heard about this new surgery - vaginal rejunevation which basically tightens pussy and makes it feel like virgin again. Now let us assume you date someone and you feel its not tight. How will you tell this to her without offending her?[/QUOTE]

Forget the pussy reconstruction surgery and ask your gal to go visit this NY Spa...

[QUOTE]The New York Times reports on a jaw-dropping addition to the medical spa trend.

Now comes the first medi spa in Manhattan wholly dedicated to strengthening and grooming a woman's genital area. PHIT -- short for pelvic health integrated techniques -- is to open this month on East 58th Street.

Dr. Lauri Romanzi, a gynecologist who performs pelvic reconstruction surgery, said she came up with the idea for the spa one day while walking by an outlet of BriteSmile, the tooth-whitening chain. She liked that the stores cater to people with healthy teeth.

The spa is essentially a gussied-up examination room down the hall from Dr. Romanzi's medical practice. At the spa, the signature treatment will be a $150 gynecological exam -- in which a client contracts her pelvic muscles around Dr. Romanzi's fingers -- to determine by feel whether muscle tone is weak, moderate or strong.

Dr. Romanzi likes to call the vaginal workouts she prescribes "personal training." Clients could also use an in-office electrostimulation machine to improve pelvic muscle tone or buy a device for home use. Dr. Romanzi said that such treatments are intended to improve bladder control; she said pelvic training may also lead to more intense orgasms.

Further proving that she has perfected the art of the soundbite, Dr. Romanzi goes on to say:
"If you can vote and you have a vagina, you should do these," she said. "It's the dental floss of feminine fitness."

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[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Forget the pussy reconstruction surgery and ask your gal to go visit this NY Spa...[/QUOTE]LOL, so she's selling one on one instructions on how a woman needs to exercise her PC muscle?

Most of these ladies just need to exercise their PC muscle, and this "loose pussy" issue would go away (for the most part).

there is no other explanation...

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[QUOTE=King Booka]there is no other explanation...

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Corrected link....
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Maybe so, maybe not. Newbies with endless questions and zero reviews, here's a chance to TOFTT.

[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]Corrected link....
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Maybe so, maybe not. Newbies with endless questions and zero reviews, here's a chance TOFTT.[/QUOTE]
Thanks for the correction, Ajax...I put it up like that, thinking backpage would get parsed out. then decided to edit it but my browser died. ooops.

[QUOTE=George GA]I wonder how a guy would feel if their GF told them their manhood was too small. Fortunately, I don't have that problem... :)[/QUOTE]

Do guys ever miss an opportunity to flaunt their manhood size? it sounds errily similar to providers who never admit their pussy is not tight :-)

What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

[QUOTE]The more complete the information and the more you give me the more likely I am to respond in a timely manner and set an appointment with you. I will not email you back and forth asking for information that you have omitted. I do not give out my phone number until I have completed screening and set an appointment with you.

Please provide:

1. Real Full name including a middle name or initial
2. Age
3. Ethnicity
4. Height
5. Weight
6. Circumcised?
7. TER name, date-check, or preferred 411 name
8. 2-3 provider references (prefer established independants, not agencies) with their email address. Also would reccommend you sending their website link so that I can be sure they are legit.

9. Employer, website, & phone #
10. Photo (optional)
11. Dates/times you would like to schedule & length of appt.

Feel free to tell me a little about yourself so that I can get a better idea of who you are! :)

I look forward to meeting with you in the future! Thanks, Summer :)[/QUOTE]

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[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????



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I was in another city a couple of weeks ago and tried to set something up with a very popular escort there. Oddly, I received almost this same identical text from her before she would set up a meeting. (I declined to fill out the form, btw, so we didn't meet.) My guess is that there is some boilerplate text being passed along from provider to provider.

[QUOTE=Blackjack123]Do guys ever miss an opportunity to flaunt their manhood size? it sounds errily similar to providers who never admit their pussy is not tight :-)[/QUOTE]

You are exactly right, Blackjack! Some guys are so insecure. I never feel the need for empty boasts, of course, because my manhood is the size of Clydsdale stud ;)

Quite attractive, bigg-ins too. BUT, that may be a little much, usually they say EITHER work info OR 3 good reference or date check, but all of them?? And what if your company does not have a web site, the way she worded it, no second chances, all the info or forget it! IMHO, I do not believe she will require ALL of that info, but you never know, and then SHE will never know how many $$ you will give her, LOL.

I may ask her if that is really true that you have to give that much info, if so, I do not htink she will be that busy.

But , WTF do I know? Nutting! <G>

Wet Dreams, PW


[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????



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[QUOTE=Capt Ajax]What do you folks think of this. Are you kidding me?????

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I'm not a big fan of implants, but hers are a TOTAL turnoff for me. At least make it look somewhat natural!

Fellow Mongers,

I recently decided that, since a squirting woman is a turn-on for me, i would venture out see if those advertising the ability to do it were authentic or full of of it.

I typically stay low-dollar, but ventured up a little and shelled out a buck-forty to get half an hour with Veronica, who was visiting from Phoenix (she advertised on this board as well). Nice lady, looks a little older than the 40 she advertises, and gives a good bbbj. dfk and daty were on the menu as well. However, squirtage was more than many but not a lot, and she admitted that it depends on the day as to how much she lets loose. So I left there unfulfilled.

the other day, Jenna (search for "squirt" on the vibe of the city erotic services board--sorry i don't have time to pull up a link) was offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted. In her ad ( and over the phone) she touts that she squirts and makes a big mess. After confirming that this would happen even during the short session, i went by. Though, i probably should've gotten the hint over the phone--she stated that for her special she was able to get folks to finish in less than ten minutes. So long story short, i get there, little bit of small talk, daty wasn't allowed, a bit of bbbj, then straight to doggie. her trick? after a while she closes her legs and tightens things up--the best possible position for making a guy pop in record time. She stated that she is used to giving, not receiving, which is why she got into the business, and that to squirt she has to do it herself. nice enough girl, but my return is questionable. Even though i got what was advertised--a sub-ten minute quickie--i didn't feel like i would get the whole interactive experience, even with more time.

I guess I will have to return to see Misha for a good massage and oral happy ending. She has been reviewed on here, and is known to be a gusher.

The king has spoken. I now depart without leaving that sulfur smell that hangs around every time Nightcrawler leaves! lol

[QUOTE=King Booka]offering a [b]10 min for fifty[/b] special that i accepted.[/QUOTE]Trying to ponder a woman actually offering that with a straight face.

[QUOTE=King Booka]Fellow Mongers,

I recently decided that, since a squirting woman is a turn-on for me, i would venture out see if those advertising the ability to do it were authentic or full of of it.

I typically stay low-dollar, but ventured up a little and shelled out a buck-forty to get half an hour with Veronica, who was visiting from Phoenix (she advertised on this board as well). Nice lady, looks a little older than the 40 she advertises, and gives a good bbbj. dfk and daty were on the menu as well. However, squirtage was more than many but not a lot, and she admitted that it depends on the day as to how much she lets loose. So I left there unfulfilled.

the other day, Jenna (search for "squirt" on the vibe of the city erotic services board--sorry i don't have time to pull up a link) was offering a 10 min for fifty special that i accepted. In her ad ( and over the phone) she touts that she squirts and makes a big mess. After confirming that this would happen even during the short session, i went by. Though, i probably should've gotten the hint over the phone--she stated that for her special she was able to get folks to finish in less than ten minutes. So long story short, i get there, little bit of small talk, daty wasn't allowed, a bit of bbbj, then straight to doggie. her trick? after a while she closes her legs and tightens things up--the best possible position for making a guy pop in record time. She stated that she is used to giving, not receiving, which is why she got into the business, and that to squirt she has to do it herself. nice enough girl, but my return is questionable. Even though i got what was advertised--a sub-ten minute quickie--i didn't feel like i would get the whole interactive experience, even with more time.

I guess I will have to return to see Misha for a good massage and oral happy ending. She has been reviewed on here, and is known to be a gusher.

The king has spoken. I now depart without leaving that sulfur smell that hangs around every time Nightcrawler leaves! lol[/QUOTE]

If you are ever in Tampa, give Jennie a call. It is the most unbelieveable experience. My advice is wear goggles. That shit goes everywhere and doesn't stop. At least for the hour I was there it didn't.

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[QUOTE=Soloflight]Trying to ponder a woman actually offering that with a straight face.[/QUOTE]Male desperation will lead to all sorts of odd bartering situations.