Twin (*) peaks (*) chelsea
My sweet Chelsea has had a rough time lately. She and I got together today and a good time was had by all. The best time I have ever had with chelsea. Maybe the best time I've had since I gave my babysitter her first orgasm when I was in first grade. Oh yeah, back to Chelsea. It was great. At one point she was yelling safeword! But I don't know the safeword so I just kept digging. Chelsea is quite a people pleaser. Anything and everything. Orgasms flying around the room, chelsea flopping around on the bed having a siezure while I've got my face buried daty trying to hold on for dear life while trying to revive her using tongue to tang resuscitation. Sooey! Naptime. What is that I smell? Poontang. Oh yeah here we go again. Anything, everything. What is that burning? It's my balls but don't stop. Twin (Peaks (Chelsea is awesome. It's a thin line between love and hate and I'm loving my Chelsea right now. I think Chelsea had an epiphany and she gets it.
Chelsea wants you to give out her info?
[QUOTE=MiataMan;2363618]She asked me to let all you guys on here that are customers of hers that her phone is off but that you can reach her by amail (if yu don't have the address, pm Me).
Regards to all.
-MM.[/QUOTE]Not trying to cut you to the quick however, I would recommend any hobbyist picking up a escorts "New Info" from someone with one post.
I've received a couple PM's from a one post Tman trying to pump me for info on her. And now Mman has some new contact info for her! I'll check into it but seems fishy. I would recommend receiving any info from someone you do know or trust. You never know where non like minded adults lurk.
007.
Chelsea is one of my sweethearts
I talked to Chelsea last night via telephone. She has told me from the start newbies get her email. Chelsea gives her number to whom she chooses.
Amail? Something seems suspicious
[QUOTE=MiataMan;2363618]She asked me to let all you guys on here that are customers of hers that her phone is off but that you can reach her by amail (if yu don't have the address, pm Me).
Regards to all.
-MM.[/QUOTE]Wasn't mr miata in the karate kid? You know, wax on, wax off.
Chelsea (Twin Peaks Lady)
[QUOTE=DickSlinger;2365732]I talked to Chelsea last night via telephone. She has told me from the start newbies get her email. Chelsea gives her number to whom she chooses.[/QUOTE]Hello All,
I have seen Chelsea (Twin Peaks Lady) probably about 10 times now, and I have gotten to know her pretty well it seems. I am strictly speaking from my experience only here, guys. She has never been late to any of our meetings or stood me up.
This is what she also told me about giving out her information to anyway as well. She, more or less, has told me the same thing that she has told DickSlinger. She told me to never give out her phone number to anyone and to only give out her email address. I have never given out her phone number to anyone and only her email address. She told me that she decides who she wants to see from screening email sent to her and then only gives out her phone number to the people that she wants to see. I would assume that this is just part of her screening process. Lord knows, I have given her email address out to A LOT of you, and I never have given out her phone number and never will based on her wishes. In fact, I am pretty sure that I gave out her email address to DickSlinger in the beginning, if I remember correctly. I think I got like well over 100 PMs asking for her contact information when I first posted about her. On top of that, I was never actually going to post anything about her! It was her idea for me to write a review about her and then post about her. She wanted the new business and ask me to help her out so that is what I did.
We all need to be really careful. There have been several stings here lately. I am sure none of us want to end up like these people:
[URL]http://www.wspa.com/story/28082387/mugs-20-arrests-in-greenville-prostitution-sting[/URL]
Stay safe all!
Thanks,
ABC
I just spoke to Superman.
[QUOTE=Lov2play;2365032]Now that's what I call a good way to start posting, vital info about a real cutie.
While I'm posting let me add I've never had the pleasure of seeing this little lady I've been too busy and my regular girl has been keeping me happy when I do get the chance to play, which I'm not complaining. I would like to meet this little darlin' but backed off when all the "no show" posts started flying in and its an hour drive for me to Green Vegas. To be honest, Miss Chelsea is a 22 yo girl, now I ask, how many 22 yo girls do you know that are on time and act mature? That's right, very few. Hell there aren't many women that I know who is on time and act mature no matter what there age! I've been waiting on them' all my life, LOL.
Be safe guys!!
L2 p.[/QUOTE]Is miataman really Clark Kent? Uh-oh!
In GOD we trust, not ******
[QUOTE=Bushpilot69;2369029]Chelsea- Cash and Dash.
Last Tuesday, the board princess Chelsea pulled a cash and dash on me. So in addition to frequent no call- no shows, being late for appointments and posting self reviews, Chelsea can add THIEF to her resume.
Chelsea has successfully used frequent posters and senior members on this board to her advantage. Why did she pick me to STEAL from? I told her I did not post. I had been with her on three previous occasions. I thought we had a good thing going for both of us. I let my guard down and she STOLE $200 from me.s
Do not think you can trust Chelsea. Do not give her any personal information, she has loose lips. Use a burner phone.[/QUOTE]Splaine' it to me, Lucy. I've been with her 7 or 8 times. How did the hustle go down? I mean your first post and it's a whale of a tale at a time when some posts smell like stale panty perch.
Chelsea- The Thief- Chapter II
Chelsea- The Thief- Chapter II.
DickSlinger I appreciate your humorous contributions to be board. The stale perch panty comment was a good one!
Explaining how the cash and dash worked is going to make me look like an old fool. To be honest I was a fool, I liked her and I wanted to believe I could trust her.
My first visit with Chelsea, I followed her to the no-tell motel. She came to my car and asked for the money for the room. I gave her the envelope with the full donation. This is always a mistake, just give any girl enough for the room.
My second date with Chelsea we met at the gas station she uses to meet her tricks. She asked me to get her a Red Bull. I put the full donation in the bag with the Red Bull and handed it to her. We went to the notell and had a good time.
The third date, same as the second.
Date four, The Sting! For Chelsea it was as easy as taking candy from a baby. She had my routine down pat. In the bag was the money, a Red Bull and a heart shaped box of candy that said URG8, Happy V day. Pretty corny huh? Chelsea looks in the bag and says Oh a Valentine aren't you sweet!
It takes me over an hour to drive to Greenville. Chelsea knew I would need to use the head. While I am in the station, Princess Chelsea drives off with the money. No doubt she was proud of herself. The Chelsea I saw at the station that day was one cold hard, heartless phony brat. It is clear to me that she has absolutely no conscience.
For a guy with 50 years experience in this hobby, I know I made a lot of mistakes dealing with Chelsea. I thought by giving her gifts and the money in advance, that she would appreciate my trust and respect. Obviously she thought I was fool and an easy mark. Thinking with my dick was the problem.
A word of caution for you members seeing her in your homes. That is a very serious mistake. Chelsea does not have clue on screening. If she meets up with LEO, there is no doubt in my mind that she would flip for a reduced sentence.
More to come!
Chapter III- Why does Chelsea have dick breath?
Chapter IV- Why does Chelsea taste like latex?
Chapter V- Does Chelsea have the dreaded GPS?
The rise and fall of twin (peaks (chelsea
The last time I saw chelsea was Friday night before valentine Saturday. And for the first time ever she wasn't driving herself. She wanted to know if her driver had to stay or would I take her home. I said I'll take you. She needed $20 to give the driver (shit gettin' good now, ain't it?) I'm looking for my wallet and say "you ain't got $20?" Chelsea said " not to give him. " So I find my wallet and give her $20 and she takes it out to him and returns and he leaves. Now Chelsea is stranded under the bigtop with Ringmaster Dick. To quote the late great P. T. Barnum; "There's a sucker born every moment. " Thank God I wasn't born that moment. We've all been suckered at one time or another, especially by a hot young babe. Chelsea is Chelsea's biggest victim. She just doesn't know it yet. Anyway that night wasn't the same car as usual. Chelsea wasn't the same either. I have talked to her since I saw her. She isn't well. I will leave it at that. I care about Chelsea. Chelsea hasn't done me wrong but she's too young for me to give much slack in her chain. Dude she got your money. Money ain't nothing to a man. Don't trash talk her or she gets your class too. I told Chelsea once "you CAN'Tcut ME off. YOU can only cut YOU off. From my $. She didn't fuck you, she fucked herself. We all get what we got coming sooner or later anyway. I haven't talked to Chelsea lately and wonder if I ever will.
Bushpilot69 and Chelsea (Twin Peaks Lady)
Hello All,
Bushpilot69 is in fact legit!
I can vouch for him. I have shared information with him and he has shared information with me over the years. I can also state that I am VERY SURPRISED that he posted something at all. As he stated in his post he never posts which I have always thought was kind of unusual, but I guess if he does not want to post anything that is his business. I will also say that he is very knowledgeable about a good many providers around the area, and it seems has visited quite a few of them. I also know several other "johns" that are UTR like him that do not like to post anything. I have also exchanged information with them as well through PMs just like Bushpilot69.
However, I can also say that I have seen Chelsea (Twin Peaks Lady) numerous times over the last couple of months now. She has never been late to any of our appointments and has never hung me out to dry. I can also state that she has never stolen from me either. Every time, that I have seen her has always been an absolutely incredible GFE session.
I am simply stating facts here, nothing more and nothing less!
Stay safe all!
Thanks,
ABC
