Massage Parlor Reports

How often do you have to visit to become a regular? Is it 100 for everything?

[QUOTE=Walker333;4014080]At exercise it's officially 60 min, moreover, if you are regular there, they charge you 100, rarely 120. YMMV.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;4024368]How often do you have to visit to become a regular? Is it 100 for everything?[/QUOTE]No, 100-120 it's just a tip. I consider myself regular when mms knows my name, remembers me, sends some greetings etc. And not just just sees a face that seems familiar.

[QUOTE=NitroPimp;4013019]$140 on the tip, $220 total?[/QUOTE]Anything new at harmony. Will be stopping in tomorrow if there is worthwhile talent.

[QUOTE=DonTheMon;4056483]Anything new at harmony. Will be stopping in tomorrow if there is worthwhile talent.[/QUOTE]Haven't been yet and I haven't really seen anything on the Chicago board either. I think if you've already been to Exercise why go there? Just more negotiating down from what I've read. I've been trying to get to Ozone.

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4056761]Haven't been yet and I haven't really seen anything on the Chicago board either. I think if you've already been to Exercise why go there? Just more negotiating down from what I've read. I've been trying to get to Ozone.[/QUOTE]Is harmony any good?

I live nearby, I'd rather go there than exercise.

FS?

[QUOTE=DonTheMon;4056483]Anything new at harmony. Will be stopping in tomorrow if there is worthwhile talent.[/QUOTE]Just a helpful tip. Heard word from reliable source. LE have had undercover visiting harmony. Be cool if you enter this place. I have gone there and things seem nervous.

[QUOTE=MickSwagger;4057659]Is harmony any good?

I live nearby, I'd rather go there than exercise.

FS?[/QUOTE]It's cleaner, more expensive, but shorter time, otherwise the same.

[QUOTE=DonTheMon;4060886]Just a helpful tip. Heard word from reliable source. LE have had undercover visiting harmony. Be cool if you enter this place. I have gone there and things seem nervous.[/QUOTE]I was there Sunday. It was all good.

Took a visit to Harmony, nice clean rooms. Drew Coco, great personality, sexy look to her, gave me a nice table shower, massage was just a lot of rubbing, occasional elbows to the back, some teasing near the boys. Then negotiations began. Opted for HJ, when she said I was to big to go all in. Being Christmas eve, gave her way more than I normally would. I will add it was way sexier than most AMP HJ. All in all, may go back in a pinch. Expect to pay more than other AMPs. MHS.

[QUOTE=MikeHuntSweat;4080660]Took a visit to Harmony, nice clean rooms. Drew Coco, great personality, sexy look to her, gave me a nice table shower, massage was just a lot of rubbing, occasional elbows to the back, some teasing near the boys. Then negotiations began. Opted for HJ, when she said I was to big to go all in. Being Christmas eve, gave her way more than I normally would. I will add it was way sexier than most AMP HJ. All in all, may go back in a pinch. Expect to pay more than other AMPs. MHS.[/QUOTE]TTT.

HEY mike. Thinking about stopping in and seeing coco. You think BBFS is available and at what cost? Or perhaps do you think she would go DT on m? Hard to believe you decided that you were too big to go inside her. Does she have a problem with size? Very rare problem for her. Happy new year.

[QUOTE=DonTheMon;4080940]TTT.

HEY mike. Thinking about stopping in and seeing coco. You think BBFS is available and at what cost? Or perhaps do you think she would go DT on m? Hard to believe you decided that you were too big to go inside her. Does she have a problem with size? Very rare problem for her. Happy new year.[/QUOTE]I've been there a few times, everything was covered but great service.

[QUOTE=DonTheMon;4080940]TTT.

HEY mike. Thinking about stopping in and seeing coco. You think BBFS is available and at what cost? Or perhaps do you think she would go DT on m? Hard to believe you decided that you were too big to go inside her. Does she have a problem with size? Very rare problem for her. Happy new year.[/QUOTE]It's strictly covered, no exceptions, according to what she said, regardless of the price. Although, IMHO, it's overpriced anyway.

Visited Pink Spa the other day.

Location is not exactly discreet but once inside nice and clean.

The ladies that work there are a bit older. Since this was my first time it took some time to get them to do L1, but in the end it worked out. Decent massage otherwise. May repeat to build rapport as conveniently located for me but also nothing too crazy good.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;4136097]Visited Pink Spa the other day.

Location is not exactly discreet but once inside nice and clean.

The ladies that work there are a bit older. Since this was my first time it took some time to get them to do L1, but in the end it worked out. Decent massage otherwise. May repeat to build rapport as conveniently located for me but also nothing too crazy good.[/QUOTE]Pink's been my goto for a while if I'm looking for a good massage with a little extra. Being a frequent flyer definitely gets you more though. I've dreamed that familiarity gets you a lot of tease and BBBJ.

[QUOTE=SideTalker;4136097]
The ladies that work there are a bit older.[/QUOTE]Would you even want one?

[QUOTE=DomCorazon;4144886]Would you even want one?[/QUOTE]They're younger than me, LOL. Decent looking for Chinese women in their 30's-40's. No, they're not young beauty queens, but their attitude and talent make up for it.

I've been to Excercise spa, never been to Harmony. Is there a big difference between the 2?

[QUOTE=ErvsBlues;4146971]They're younger than me, LOL. Decent looking for Chinese women in their 30's-40's. No, they're not young beauty queens, but their attitude and talent make up for it.[/QUOTE]I can agree with that. Younger and more beautiful is not the point for me. I like to be comfortable and communicate intelligently with the girl who services me.

[QUOTE=SpanXXXX1;4212772]I've been to Excercise spa, never been to Harmony. Is there a big difference between the 2?[/QUOTE]Price is the same. Harmony has extremely comfortable tables and I've always received a decent average rub there. Seen two gals there one was more open menu but a little older (late 40's) and not such a tight body, the other was very attractive Thai gal with a great rack and nice body but was not as open. Ex The tables are EXTREMELY HARD and uncomfortable, I have seen at least 4 gals, all Korean, they all had great bodies and were open to fun. Got the best deep tissue massage I have ever had from Momo at Ex, she worked out some very crunchy deep knots in my shoulders, she really worked on them hard until she got them out (somewhat painful at the time but I felt amazing for days after) Overall I've had a better time for the money with hotter gals at Ex. I still need to see Coco at Harmony, but I have not been able to pull myself away from Ex despite the uncomfortable tables and the fact that the price in both places it higher than I feel it should be.

TP.

[QUOTE=Terrapin911;4226025]Price is the same. Harmony has extremely comfortable tables and I've always received a decent average rub there. Seen two gals there one was more open menu but a little older (late 40's) and not such a tight body, the other was very attractive Thai gal with a great rack and nice body but was not as open. Ex The tables are EXTREMELY HARD and uncomfortable, I have seen at least 4 gals, all Korean, they all had great bodies and were open to fun. Got the best deep tissue massage I have ever had from Momo at Ex, she worked out some very crunchy deep knots in my shoulders, she really worked on them hard until she got them out (somewhat painful at the time but I felt amazing for days after) Overall I've had a better time for the money with hotter gals at Ex. I still need to see Coco at Harmony, but I have not been able to pull myself away from Ex despite the uncomfortable tables and the fact that the price in both places it higher than I feel it should be.

TP.[/QUOTE]I believe at one time harmony had, maybe still has, 45 min limit instead of 60. In any case X is always and only Korean, long time ago there was a Japanese mt. At H there are or were some Chinese and Mongolians, even Thai once or twice. Overall, IMHO, H is more expensive although better decorated and cleaner, fresher.

I've been to X probably 20 plus times and percentage wise, its been worthwhile. One chick I saw 5 times in 2 weeks, this San Fran chick had the tightest pussy I've every been in and when you get a new girl from one of the coasts its always good cause they are so giving. Right now for me its on decline and probably won't get any worse as I probably won't go back. Went to H once late at night and must of got the cleaning lady cause it wasn't that great. I don't mind the X tables even though they're a little small. For the fun stuff she's on the bottom for mish or lazy k9. I started in 2016 and I don't expect anything as far as massages go, they're non existent.

Has gunnison been gone? Don't go by there these days as a few years back I was up and down that street everyday. Just happened to swing on the way to and from errands with the truck and see it completely empty. I mean that little strip center has nothing that stays except the insurance place, the dentist and the irish gift shop. Anything that was dramatic? In it's passing. Just interested is all as I used to give tips on where to and where not to hang back waiting in vehicles. Will copy this in norridge as well.

Made another visit to Pink a couple of weeks ago. And as has been discussed before, the MTs aren't the youngest or most beautiful, but IMHO their talent truly makes up for it.

Went in on a Thursday afternoon, greeted like an old friend. Started with a very thorough TS, almost had me at that. Had to slow down a bit. 5 minutes in the sauna, and then back to the room for a massage. BTW. All of the MTs there give great legit massage, worked out some kinks in my back. Next, great fingertip teasing. Including, new to me, teasing with her tongue. Light tonguing of my ass, balls and taint. Delicious. Flip, more teasing, and then topless BBBJ. Finished with more massage.

80 door for an hour, 60 tip. Not a bad deal IMHO.

Cheers, be safe out there gentlemen.

Thanks to our fellow ErvsBlues I visited the spa today. Massage was great. It was my first time there and MT was shy / afraid and not very relaxed. As the time progressed and we spoke, she got more confident. I left happy with the experience and will visit again. Door. 8 and tip. 4.

Thanks again to all contributors and to the forum organizers.

Tried this one out: [URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/121218[/URL].

The two closeup pics showing the lower half of her face down to cleavage (wearing the red bra and the other in the black dress) are her, but the rest must be someone else because she does not have a waistline and the boobs sag way down for such a young woman. I did the. 6 for 45 min rub. She was friendly and nice. Massage sucked. Zero skill. She wanted. 5 for HE and another. 5 for topless. Bargained down to. 7 for both. HE seemed unskilled, though she was nice enough to keep asking how it felt. Overall, not worth it. Not going back.

Does anyone know what happened to Jinny? She worked at Gunnisons while it was still open.

HAd some rare free time so I gave Pink a 3rd try to see if there was anyone new or interesting working. Drew one I had before, mid to upper 30's, fit. Great TS, good massage and OUTSTANDING teasing skills before the flip. On the flip she sat on my legs out of reach, so roaming was to be had. No haggling, . 4 and I was gone with a smile. One word for this place so far- consistency.

Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?

I'm surprised that this happened at Pink. I wish you could provide her name. By the way, what is it with you guys not getting names? Especially when the service is not up to par. I'm seeing that a lot lately. To me, that's just part of the process of establishing a comfort level. I never act impersonal at a spa. Anyway, It may have been someone new. The girls I know there are all very happy of take care of you without a question. I live fairly close to there, so I always shower before for the same reason, more time in the room. You must have given some bad signal, that's the only thing I can imagine might have happened.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4483392]Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4483392]Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?[/QUOTE]You must raised a red flag with something you said or your actions because L1 is always guaranteed and I even never had to ask for it (even the first time) Good luck next time.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4483392]Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?[/QUOTE]Yes, TS usually eases up the connection. Unless they know you, you probably should take it.

[QUOTE=Walker333;4484273]Yes, TS usually eases up the connection. Unless they know you, you probably should take it.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the advise. I will keep that in mind. I do enjoy TS but just happened on that occasion I opted out of it.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4483392]Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?[/QUOTE]Must have been the fact that it was your first time. I was there last week and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Major tease and level 1.5. But then again, I've probably been there a half dozen times over the last 8 months. As previously mentioned TS would have also helped to put them at ease. Better luck next time.

[QUOTE=ErvsBlues;4487042]Must have been the fact that it was your first time. I was there last week and thoroughly enjoyed myself. Major tease and level 1.5. But then again, I've probably been there a half dozen times over the last 8 months. As previously mentioned TS would have also helped to put them at ease. Better luck next time.[/QUOTE]Please specify what you mean by level 1. 5. I have heard varying explanations for that number.

[QUOTE=Ampyist;4483392]Made my first visit to Pink. I was offered TS but opted out of it cause I had just showered at home before getting to the store. Figured it would give me more time and fun for the ending. Forgot to get the name of the MT but she was in her late 30's or early 40's and her looks was 5/10. She collected the. 8 fee for the hour and I was looking forward to a good massage for starter based on the reputation of this place. Massage was 8/10 and OTC roaming was allowed but not very exciting. On the flip I was getting excited and ready to let her get it on with the ending. She took the wind right out of the sail when she asked me if I wanted to do it myself? I said no and asked her to help me finish. She gave me some canned answer that her boss does not allow her to do that. I even offered to give her a good tip if she could help me finish but she kept rambling and made another excuse that she worked really hard to get her massage license and she doesn't want to lose it. That's the first I've ever heard of that one before. Well, sadly the ending was not what I expected and I just gave her a mediocre tip which she looked at me with disappointment. That makes two of us. I just don't get it fellows, what set her off to hold back when the reputation of this place is that L1 is almost a guarantee. Was it because I refused the TS that sets off a red flag to her to not trust me? I do my research and have pretty good experience almost always getting at least an L1 but did I make a rookie mistake at Pink? Or do they not provide L1 if they don't recognize you as a repeat customer?[/QUOTE]Unless something has changed at Pink, nobody there is late 30's or early 40's. Nice, kind women, but not even close to that age.

This is about a week late but better later than never I guess. I was in town for business when I felt that I had enough of work and I wanted to see the local talent shops.

I was staying near the airport but I decided to look a little farther and I found Harmony. I walked in, rang the doorbell, and greeted by MMS. The house fee was a bit steep at. 8 but since I enjoyed my time there, I won't gripe about the price. I walked into my room and got comfortable. The room was clean so I was thankful for that. After a couple of minutes, I was greeted by my MT in a short dress let me know extras were on the menu and probably more. I think her name was Susie but I can't remember too well since all I wanted to do get some relief. She was an Asian woman in her 40's with decent sized Cs and a nice little bump in the back. This was after a long day at work so I asked for a table shower which was nice with some light teasing. Afterwards, she helped dry me off and let me dry off in the sauna. A few minutes later we head back into the room she started on my back when my hands are roaming OTC and then UTC and she slowly worked her way down to my legs with some more light teasing. After a couple of more minutes, there was a slight pause and the slight rustling of clothes. I was just enjoying my massage so I didn't pay too much attention to it. Then she climbs up on the table and starts massaging my back again when she moves her hands closer to my head. That's when I feel it, a soft bounce on my chest with two protrusions dragging across my upper back. After the flip where she whispered in my ear and asked what I wanted. At this point I was roaring to go and I left $. 2 on the drawer after a little bit of negotiating since that was all I had on me. After that was some LFK and a nice little CBJ. After about five minutes we moved back onto the table where she started off in ACG where I quickly changed to mish because I wanted to play with her ladies again. We continued this for about 5 more minutes, with more LFK and playing with her ladies in between moments. After that I moved to K9 and popped in the bag shortly after.

I definitely enjoyed my visit here and I would go back if I am ever back in town. Total damage was $$ but it was a much needed and greatly appreciated experience. The only thing that bugged me was that the doorbell was ringing quite often but it's probably a good thing that I didn't run into any fellow mongers. After that was a nice relaxing smoke at the nearby hookah shop that sounds Cuban but really isn't haha.

I, too, visited Harmony last week, but was less impressed than my respectable peer, SkilLuck. Although I had much the same experience as him, I was somewhat disappointed.

After paying the generous door fee, I was taken to me room, and introduced to my MT. To the best I could make out, her name was Vivian. As with my colleague, my MT was in her (late, very late) 40's, reasonably attractive Korean woman, with the (man-made) breasts of a 24 year old. I also found the facility to be nice and clean. And the table shower was very pleasant. Afterwards, the MT did come into the sauna with me, where we engaged in light conversation. I could not make out anything she was saying.

As for the massage, she started by just lying down on my back. What? That's a massage? She then did give me a rubdown. On my ankles. That was it. And with the poor job she did there, it was enough. OK, turn over, what else do you want? I did opt for a CBJ, which was 7/10. No complaints with that.

Afterwards, she cleaned me up, stepped out of the room, never came back. As I was getting dressed mamassan came into the room and as soon as she could, politely, shoved me out the door. Total time: 40 minutes.

I get it that they were busy, and that they want to get as many customers in as possible, but when they charge a premium rate I expect:

1: To get the full time promised (and they did promise one hour).

2: To get at least something resembling a massage.

3. To have an MT at least a little bit younger.

So, overall, not a complete bust, but I can do better for my money. It will be a while before I try them again.

[QUOTE=SkilLuck;4505207]This is about a week late but better later than never I guess. I was in town for business when I felt that I had enough of work and I wanted to see the local talent shops.

I was staying near the airport but I decided to look a little farther and I found Harmony. I walked in, rang the doorbell, and greeted by MMS. The house fee was a bit steep at. 8 but since I enjoyed my time there, I won't gripe about the price. I walked into my room and got comfortable. The room was clean so I was thankful for that. After a couple of minutes, I was greeted by my MT in a short dress let me know extras were on the menu and probably more. I think her name was Susie but I can't remember too well since all I wanted to do get some relief. She was an Asian woman in her 40's with decent sized Cs and a nice little bump in the back. This was after a long day at work so I asked for a table shower which was nice with some light teasing. Afterwards, she helped dry me off and let me dry off in the sauna. A few minutes later we head back into the room she started on my back when my hands are roaming OTC and then UTC and she slowly worked her way down to my legs with some more light teasing. After a couple of more minutes, there was a slight pause and the slight rustling of clothes. I was just enjoying my massage so I didn't pay too much attention to it. Then she climbs up on the table and starts massaging my back again when she moves her hands closer to my head. That's when I feel it, a soft bounce on my chest with two protrusions dragging across my upper back. After the flip where she whispered in my ear and asked what I wanted. At this point I was roaring to go and I left $. 2 on the drawer after a little bit of negotiating since that was all I had on me. After that was some LFK and a nice little CBJ. After about five minutes we moved back onto the table where she started off in ACG where I quickly changed to mish because I wanted to play with her ladies again. We continued this for about 5 more minutes, with more LFK and playing with her ladies in between moments. After that I moved to K9 and popped in the bag shortly after.

I definitely enjoyed my visit here and I would go back if I am ever back in town. Total damage was $$ but it was a much needed and greatly appreciated experience. The only thing that bugged me was that the doorbell was ringing quite often but it's probably a good thing that I didn't run into any fellow mongers. After that was a nice relaxing smoke at the nearby hookah shop that sounds Cuban but really isn't haha.[/QUOTE]About what time and day did you go? I have been trying to see Sophie again, but haven't been able to get there when she is there. A little help nailing down her hours would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=WantBlowJobs;4507472]I, too, visited Harmony last week, but was less impressed than my respectable peer, SkilLuck. Although I had much the same experience as him, I was somewhat disappointed.

After paying the generous door fee, I was taken to me room, and introduced to my MT. To the best I could make out, her name was Vivian. As with my colleague, my MT was in her (late, very late) 40's, reasonably attractive Korean woman, with the (man-made) breasts of a 24 year old. I also found the facility to be nice and clean. And the table shower was very pleasant. Afterwards, the MT did come into the sauna with me, where we engaged in light conversation. I could not make out anything she was saying.

As for the massage, she started by just lying down on my back. What? That's a massage? She then did give me a rubdown. On my ankles. That was it. And with the poor job she did there, it was enough. OK, turn over, what else do you want? I did opt for a CBJ, which was 7/10. No complaints with that.

Afterwards, she cleaned me up, stepped out of the room, never came back. As I was getting dressed mamassan came into the room and as soon as she could, politely, shoved me out the door. Total time: 40 minutes.

I get it that they were busy, and that they want to get as many customers in as possible, but when they charge a premium rate I expect:

1: To get the full time promised (and they did promise one hour).

2: To get at least something resembling a massage.

3. To have an MT at least a little bit younger.

So, overall, not a complete bust, but I can do better for my money. It will be a while before I try them again.[/QUOTE]Harmony hour is 45 minutes. They have a sign by the door that says Massage 45 minutes - $80.

[QUOTE=FnlvnGuy;4509110]Harmony hour is 45 minutes. They have a sign by the door that says Massage 45 minutes - $80.[/QUOTE]I specifically asked if it would be 60 instead of 45 minutes, and was told yes. If they only want to offer 45 minutes, that's fine. But they did lie to me.