Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=SaintChuck;2935550]I live way out in the western burbs, fox valley area. I have noticed lately that if you find a MT under the age of 30, they seem to think that the going rate for a HJ is. 6. I have broken several of their hearts when I explained to them that a standard handshake is only going to get them. 4. I guess the teacher at the HJ University is telling the younger girls that there is some new price structure. SaintChuck.[/QUOTE]And they graduated either Magna Cum Laude or Summa Cum Laude with their Bachelors in Massage Arts haha!

[QUOTE=Arlogu;2935522]IMHO: Sorry, that's way out of line. Don't spoil it for the rest of us!! $40, sometimes 45, never $60 unless a BJ is part of the deal.[/QUOTE]Absolutely NO for $60. I only give $40 for standard finish. Only time I gave extra was when MT tipped in extra with extra roaming and FIV etc. But all the cute worthwhiles are long gone. No appeal left for me to return.

They have to earn the extra tip money.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2936453]Absolutely NO for $60. I only give $40 for standard finish. Only time I gave extra was when MT tipped in extra with extra roaming and FIV etc. But all the cute worthwhiles are long gone. No appeal left for me to return.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=DMichaels69;2936464]They have to earn the extra tip money.[/QUOTE]The other day I thought I had 2 $20. 's in my pocket for the tip. I only had a $50. I told the girl I needed $10 back. She looked at me and say "WHAT" I said I need $10 back. When I walked upfront to leave she handed me the $10. I smiled and said goodbye until next time.

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2930662]The talent has all changed. New ones are mediocre looking (in my opinion) Chinese (not because they're Chinese) instead of sweet mongols. HE is a done deal there, but also at lot of other places. Not sure now its worth a trip any more IMHO.[/QUOTE]Was there 3 weeks ago and got a Chinese girl who was really hot. Massage was OK. On the flip she smiled and let her long hair dance over my chest. I put my hand on her nice ass and started rubbing and she was off to the HJ. But, when I reached for the boobies she did that tuck the boobs between her arms so I can't get at them thing. I told her I'd like her top off, and I was very nice about it. She didn't even blink, just kept up the handshake. So on the way out I give her the. 4 and she gets this disappointed look. I tell her that. 6 is for the top off only. She tells me, can't do. I tell her that other girls at Anna's do, and have for me plenty of times.

OK, so she's new, at least for me. But the thing is, don't they talk to each other about what can and cannot be done?

You know 2 months ago I was in Germany, and I stopped at a Chinese place where they spoke almost zero English, and my German is worse. For. 5 E I got a very, very good massage. The MT was nothing to look at, just a mom type, but fit. But at the end of the massage she looks at me and says "You wa hajob? You wa hajob?" Yes, we understood each other, and she proceeded to give me the nicest one I've had in a long time. No rush at all. It was like she studied one of those instruction videos on how to do it right. So on the way out I want to tip her, and she looks at me funny, like it was totally not done. I convinced her to take. 2 E. But it just goes to show you how bad off we are, because a simple handshake will get a girl busted here.

I can concur about Germany spoiling one for the United States. I was in Frankfurt, Germany in January and went to a massage parlor specializing in erotic massage. For 100 EUR ($115 or so) I received an hour long, fully nude, body to body massage from a babe from Moldova. She was 27 or so, not model beautiful but very, very attractive and she spoke perfect English. Mutual touching all over with light kissing, complete girl friend experience. And no tip was requested. After that why pay money for some jackhammer handjob by a masseuse that looks like grandma.

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2937290]Was there 3 weeks ago and got a Chinese girl who was really hot. Massage was OK. On the flip she smiled and let her long hair dance over my chest. I put my hand on her nice ass and started rubbing and she was off to the HJ. But, when I reached for the boobies she did that tuck the boobs between her arms so I can't get at them thing. I told her I'd like her top off, and I was very nice about it. She didn't even blink, just kept up the handshake. So on the way out I give her the. 4 and she gets this disappointed look. I tell her that. 6 is for the top off only. She tells me, can't do. I tell her that other girls at Anna's do, and have for me plenty of times.

OK, so she's new, at least for me. But the thing is, don't they talk to each other about what can and cannot be done?

You know 2 months ago I was in Germany, and I stopped at a Chinese place where they spoke almost zero English, and my German is worse. For. 5 E I got a very, very good massage. The MT was nothing to look at, just a mom type, but fit. But at the end of the massage she looks at me and says "You wa hajob? You wa hajob?" Yes, we understood each other, and she proceeded to give me the nicest one I've had in a long time. No rush at all. It was like she studied one of those instruction videos on how to do it right. So on the way out I want to tip her, and she looks at me funny, like it was totally not done. I convinced her to take. 2 E. But it just goes to show you how bad off we are, because a simple handshake will get a girl busted here.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;2965097]I can concur about Germany spoiling one for the United States. I was in Frankfurt, Germany in January and went to a massage parlor specializing in erotic massage. For 100 EUR ($115 or so) I received an hour long, fully nude, body to body massage from a babe from Moldova. She was 27 or so, not model beautiful but very, very attractive and she spoke perfect English. Mutual touching all over with light kissing, complete girl friend experience. And no tip was requested. After that why pay money for some jackhammer handjob by a masseuse that looks like grandma.[/QUOTE]Can you PM me your info on the massage parlor?

[QUOTE=HeadFirst80;2965322]Can you PM me your info on the massage parlor?[/QUOTE]No need to pm. Erotic massage and prostitution are legal in Germany. Below is the link to the website of the massage parlor that I visited. If you are planning a trip to Germany, you might also want to take a look at the International Sex Guide.

[URL]http://www.kaskade-massagestudio.de/[/URL]

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;2966570]No need to pm. Erotic massage and prostitution are legal in Germany. Below is the link to the website of the massage parlor that I visited. If you are planning a trip to Germany, you might also want to take a look at the International Sex Guide.

[URL]http://www.kaskade-massagestudio.de/[/URL][/QUOTE]I'll check it out. Thanks!

[QUOTE=SamSpade;2937290]Was there 3 weeks ago and got a Chinese girl who was really hot. Massage was OK. On the flip she smiled and let her long hair dance over my chest. I put my hand on her nice ass and started rubbing and she was off to the HJ. But, when I reached for the boobies she did that tuck the boobs between her arms so I can't get at them thing. I told her I'd like her top off, and I was very nice about it. She didn't even blink, just kept up the handshake. So on the way out I give her the. 4 and she gets this disappointed look. I tell her that. 6 is for the top off only. She tells me, can't do. I tell her that other girls at Anna's do, and have for me plenty of times.

OK, so she's new, at least for me. But the thing is, don't they talk to each other about what can and cannot be done?

You know 2 months ago I was in Germany, and I stopped at a Chinese place where they spoke almost zero English, and my German is worse. For. 5 E I got a very, very good massage. The MT was nothing to look at, just a mom type, but fit. But at the end of the massage she looks at me and says "You wa hajob? You wa hajob?" Yes, we understood each other, and she proceeded to give me the nicest one I've had in a long time. No rush at all. It was like she studied one of those instruction videos on how to do it right. So on the way out I want to tip her, and she looks at me funny, like it was totally not done. I convinced her to take. 2 E. But it just goes to show you how bad off we are, because a simple handshake will get a girl busted here.[/QUOTE]In China HJ is standard at a real Chinese massage parlor or Spa at a Chinese hotel. They do not understand why you are trying to give them extra money and yes they know a lot more about manual stimulation and how to build you up for an explosive orgasm. Not Spas in the 4 or 5 star Western hotels. Those are all about the up sell although they do seemed to be trained with similar techniques in manual stimulation. I think they have to kick some money to the manager.

I can't seem to figure out the location or phone number for this place.

[QUOTE=BobberGuy34;2980096]I can't seem to figure out the location or phone number for this place.[/QUOTE]That's because it's listed as UTR (Under The Radar). Your best bet would be to ask someone who has reported on it, but you probably won't get a response with only one posting. Go out, rtff, toftt and post some reports to gain credibility, then you'll get some responses if you ask.

-w.

Tried the new place today and, although hopeful, left unsatisfied.

Things looked pretty good at the beginning when the MP got on the table with the legs on either side of my head. She proceeded to dry hump the back of my head and grinded her snatch back and forth. Almost thought she was going to leave me a nice bald spot on the back of my head. Hands on thighs and rubbed her snatch without any resistance.

Body rub down my back went all the was from shoulders to the upper thighs and pretty close to the twins. When she got to the legs she made sure the towel was tucked nicely between my legs and around my package.

But, on the flip, close, but no stroking the cigar. Tried to guide her there but got a definite "I don't do that".

So, I think it's doubtful even on a return trip to get anything more than a so-so massage with tease.

It is always interesting to hear that the girls will allow you to touch and rub them, then on the flip say, No that's not going to happen.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2981577]Tried the new place today and, although hopeful, left unsatisfied.

Things looked pretty good at the beginning when the MP got on the table with the legs on either side of my head. She proceeded to dry hump the back of my head and grinded her snatch back and forth. Almost thought she was going to leave me a nice bald spot on the back of my head. Hands on thighs and rubbed her snatch without any resistance.

Body rub down my back went all the was from shoulders to the upper thighs and pretty close to the twins. When she got to the legs she made sure the towel was tucked nicely between my legs and around my package.

But, on the flip, close, but no stroking the cigar. Tried to guide her there but got a definite "I don't do that".

So, I think it's doubtful even on a return trip to get anything more than a so-so massage with tease.[/QUOTE]

This is the type of experience that causes me to not leave a tip. I will leave tips for legit massage as long as it's clear it will be legit. But if she teases and then says no sorry then no tip.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2981577]Tried the new place today and, although hopeful, left unsatisfied.

Things looked pretty good at the beginning when the MP got on the table with the legs on either side of my head. She proceeded to dry hump the back of my head and grinded her snatch back and forth. Almost thought she was going to leave me a nice bald spot on the back of my head. Hands on thighs and rubbed her snatch without any resistance.

Body rub down my back went all the was from shoulders to the upper thighs and pretty close to the twins. When she got to the legs she made sure the towel was tucked nicely between my legs and around my package.

But, on the flip, close, but no stroking the cigar. Tried to guide her there but got a definite "I don't do that".

So, I think it's doubtful even on a return trip to get anything more than a so-so massage with tease.[/QUOTE]

I'm interested in hearing more about NQP. It's new and I've stopped in a time or two. They have a cute girl or two there but I'm not sure if I want to leave my for sure finish at Sun to go NP even if they have cuter girls. I'd love to hear the thought of others.

[QUOTE=Truthfu11;2981577]Tried the new place today and, although hopeful, left unsatisfied.

Things looked pretty good at the beginning when the MP got on the table with the legs on either side of my head. She proceeded to dry hump the back of my head and grinded her snatch back and forth. Almost thought she was going to leave me a nice bald spot on the back of my head. Hands on thighs and rubbed her snatch without any resistance.

Body rub down my back went all the was from shoulders to the upper thighs and pretty close to the twins. When she got to the legs she made sure the towel was tucked nicely between my legs and around my package.

But, on the flip, close, but no stroking the cigar. Tried to guide her there but got a definite "I don't do that".

So, I think it's doubtful even on a return trip to get anything more than a so-so massage with tease.[/QUOTE]

Its called NQP. A few have commented about unsuccessful finishes but I'm curious to others experience. I've walked in twice and get a good feeling from the MTs they seem very friendly but before I leave my other for sure finish on demp that has older MTs I want to hear what others have experience. Attractive Mts at NQP.

[QUOTE=KPierre34;2986832]Its called NQP. A few have commented about unsuccessful finishes but I'm curious to others experience. I've walked in twice and get a good feeling from the MTs they seem very friendly but before I leave my other for sure finish on demp that has older MTs I want to hear what others have experience. Attractive Mts at NQP.[/QUOTE]I've been going to NQS on dempster off and on for a bit every time go I only expect a legitimate massage with some tease. Most of the girls there are younger and attractive compared to the ones at Sunnys. The only reason I go there is because to of the girls there give great massages and I need them once in awhile since the line of work I'm in is labor intensive most of the time.

[QUOTE=KPierre34;2986832]Its called NQP. A few have commented about unsuccessful finishes but I'm curious to others experience. I've walked in twice and get a good feeling from the MTs they seem very friendly but before I leave my other for sure finish on demp that has older MTs I want to hear what others have experience. Attractive Mts at NQP.[/QUOTE]I've been going to NQS on dempster off and on for a bit every time go I only expect a legitimate massage with some tease. Most of the girls there are younger and attractive compared to the ones at Sunnys. The only reason I go there is because to of the girls there give great massages and I need them once in awhile since the line of work I'm in is labor intensive most of the time.

[QUOTE=ReadyForRub;2618126]Went to the "grand opening" on Church near Dodge. Entering the from the front door gives the option of going long to the dentist, or taking the "massage" door on the right. Early walk-in, paid the 65 for the hour. On to the room with no mention of any type of shower, but the massage was well worth the door fee. Limited English skills, but went immediately to work on the flip (no questions / comment / negotiation) after hot towels on the back. After explaining what a "taste" was, she demurred on DATY, but this older provider certainly has great massage skills. Didn't get a name, since I don't plan a return; but the solid hour was worth the investigation. Only other person on premises was a papasan playing on a computer. She never came back to the room to check on a gratuity. Left 20. I know, cheap; but unfulfilled.[/QUOTE]Have been seeing Amy here. Talented tall, thick Mongolian, Mid 30's. Told me they are relocating to Skokie in August.

I've been cruising by various asian parlors for a while and seen some ads on Backpage and I'm thinking of taking the plunge tomorrow. If I'm going to try and get a HE, how do I start going about that? Should I just ask for a table shower and go from there, or?

Four visits, four times a day, now ready to drop the place completely. Average table shower with cloth covering and loofah (enjoy everyone else's dead skin) followed by average massage at best (Lucy) and terrible at worst (didn't get her name.) SS and then insistence on. 4 for a tip? And a hassle if I don't? Come on, ladies. I'll take an average massage in a relatively clean, new place with nice music and ok atmosphere if there's perhaps a little sensuality and you don't make me feel like a shithead on the way out the door. Avoid this place. God I miss the multicolored place on Dempster. A family dental office right next door and a high-end yoga place right across the street will put an end to this location just like the rugrats did to my ATF, only this time I'll be happy.

[QUOTE=Dclemati;2997673]I've been cruising by various asian parlors for a while and seen some ads on Backpage and I'm thinking of taking the plunge tomorrow. If I'm going to try and get a HE, how do I start going about that? Should I just ask for a table shower and go from there, or?[/QUOTE]Skip Evanston completely and take the twenty minutes to drive into the city. Belmont, Lily, New Hope et all might be what you're dreaming for. You likely will not find it north of Howard Street.

This area seems like it blows and not in a good way for AMP's.

[QUOTE=GeorgeHerbert;2997974]Four visits, four times a day, now ready to drop the place completely. Average table shower with cloth covering and loofah (enjoy everyone else's dead skin) followed by average massage at best (Lucy) and terrible at worst (didn't get her name.) SS and then insistence on. 4 for a tip? And a hassle if I don't? Come on, ladies. I'll take an average massage in a relatively clean, new place with nice music and ok atmosphere if there's perhaps a little sensuality and you don't make me feel like a shithead on the way out the door. Avoid this place. God I miss the multicolored place on Dempster. A family dental office right next door and a high-end yoga place right across the street will put an end to this location just like the rugrats did to my ATF, only this time I'll be happy.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=GeorgeHerbert;2997974]Four visits, four times a day, now ready to drop the place completely. Average table shower with cloth covering and loofah (enjoy everyone else's dead skin) followed by average massage at best (Lucy) and terrible at worst (didn't get her name.) SS and then insistence on. 4 for a tip? And a hassle if I don't? Come on, ladies. I'll take an average massage in a relatively clean, new place with nice music and ok atmosphere if there's perhaps a little sensuality and you don't make me feel like a shithead on the way out the door. Avoid this place. God I miss the multicolored place on Dempster. A family dental office right next door and a high-end yoga place right across the street will put an end to this location just like the rugrats did to my ATF, only this time I'll be happy.[/QUOTE]So right about Tech, George.

Took this advice and I just want to say THANK YOU. Had a wonderful time today with a beautiful young woman.

[QUOTE=GeorgeHerbert;2997978]Skip Evanston completely and take the twenty minutes to drive into the city. Belmont, Lily, New Hope et all might be what you're dreaming for. You likely will not find it north of Howard Street.[/QUOTE]

Stopped in last night after hitting some balls at the range on Oakton. I had been chatting up Mika on WeChat earlier and though she looked good enough to try so I stopped in about 8. I asked for her and she was of course not exactly as cute as the photo, (why can't we get them a dental plan when they come over? I figured ok $65 for the hour I will at least be face down. I had to ask mamas an to use the stand up shower since it was so sticky out and I wanted to be fresh. Mika gave a solid deep tissue massage that I still feel today, but made no signals there was anything to come so to speak. I hinted as best I could, and I am rarely shut out, but to no avail. Left a small tip since she really worked me up, but I will not be back.

[QUOTE=Rudykzooti;3003714]Stopped in last night after hitting some balls at the range on Oakton. I had been chatting up Mika on WeChat earlier and though she looked good enough to try so I stopped in about 8. I asked for her and she was of course not exactly as cute as the photo, (why can't we get them a dental plan when they come over? I figured ok $65 for the hour I will at least be face down. I had to ask mamas an to use the stand up shower since it was so sticky out and I wanted to be fresh. Mika gave a solid deep tissue massage that I still feel today, but made no signals there was anything to come so to speak. I hinted as best I could, and I am rarely shut out, but to no avail. Left a small tip since she really worked me up, but I will not be back.[/QUOTE]The next HE at Nana will be the first.

I notice yet another spa has opened up on dempster in skokie called wellness spa next to subway and the austin liquers. If someone goes there write a review or message me about the experience. I want to know if it's worth the trip.

[QUOTE=KPierre34;3014209]I notice yet another spa has opened up on dempster in skokie called wellness spa next to subway and the austin liquers. If someone goes there write a review or message me about the experience. I want to know if it's worth the trip.[/QUOTE]Since you know the exact location, you should take it for the team and report back.

I was chatting with one of the MTs there on wechat and she told me did "regular massage" so I won't be trying them.

[QUOTE=KPierre34;3014209]I notice yet another spa has opened up on dempster in skokie called wellness spa next to subway and the austin liquers. If someone goes there write a review or message me about the experience. I want to know if it's worth the trip.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=KPierre34;3014209]I notice yet another spa has opened up on dempster in skokie called wellness spa next to subway and the austin liquers. If someone goes there write a review or message me about the experience. I want to know if it's worth the trip.[/QUOTE]That is a doctors office -- just google the info you gave us. It's a chiropractor that offers massage. More NoNo than NaNa.

[QUOTE=Rtr111;3015391]That is a doctors office -- just google the info you gave us. It's a chiropractor that offers massage. More NoNo than NaNa.[/QUOTE]I heard that Lily who I have seen at Spring Spa in Shaumburg is starting here in September.

Worth a visit if this is true.

Good times with her.

[QUOTE=ZzTopSterZz;2793193]Nina's average height, thin build, medium length hair, attractive but nothing special. Maybe mid 30's in age. Try it and let us know what you think.[/QUOTE]I went back to Sherman recenrly and saw Ruthie. She's a sweetie. Good massage. A little roaming and I left.

Happy with the finish. Nina's younger and I think more attractive, but Ruthie's worth a visit as well. Either will meet your needs.

Paid a visit to Sherman. Saw Nina. Much has already been said about her looks so I will comment on her attitude / service. Overall a good experience. I wish the teasing was a little more drawn out as I enjoy the buildup almost as much as the outcome. She's pretty friendly and talks some but not too much. Some roaming was allowed although I'm not sure how much she is comfortable with.

I will give her high marks for her massage capabilities. She really did a nice job working out some tight spots on my back. The finish was more enjoyable than others because she paid a lot of attention to the boys.

I would repeat for sure. She said mornings are the best time to come for a visit as there are less interruptions. I like the private feel of the place for sure. It's tucked away on a side street in Evanston.

I visited Nana Queen Spa on Tuesday evening around 7:30 pm Because of previous report of a good deep tissue massage. Walked out so disgusted that I did not leave a tip. I was not looking for extras as I really needed a good massage. Paid the $75 for the deep tissue massage but instead got a mediocre back walk. Nothing one could call a deep tissue massage. In fact she never once used her hands to knead the muscles of my back at all. Immediately after the backwalk the mp started doing the teasing routine. Not initiated on my part at all, but I decided to go along with it as I was laying on my stomach. I thought my mistake. This is a happy ending place not a good massage place. Got the signal to turn over and the teasing continued and continued and continued with her hands getting as close to the boys as possible but that was it as she would not do anything further. Upon leaving the room after dressing, the mp asked if I wanted water and told me that I should come back again. I said never and proceeded to leave without tipping her. I was told only massage, nothing else. I said that I was fine with that if she had actually given me the deep tissue massage that I requested and paid for. Instead she gave me a half-assed massage with a lot of teasing. I failed to get her name but she was wearing a Cubs t-shirt. Avoid.

If you are serious about a strong legit deep tissue massage, PM me. My friend "L" s shop is legit. Comfortable. Excellent deep tissue. Actually, more akin to acupressure, which is a Chinese technique design to upen the channels of Qi. We're up in Buffalo Grove. $50 for an hour. $80 for 90 minutes. Nice Chinese music. Have a cup of tea, or coffee, piece of fruit. Tell her you are a friend of Bob's.

[QUOTE=Aplayfulone;3058076]I visited Nana Queen Spa on Tuesday evening around 7:30 pm Because of previous report of a good deep tissue massage. Walked out so disgusted that I did not leave a tip. I was not looking for extras as I really needed a good massage. Paid the $75 for the deep tissue massage but instead got a mediocre back walk. Nothing one could call a deep tissue massage. In fact she never once used her hands to knead the muscles of my back at all. Immediately after the backwalk the mp started doing the teasing routine. Not initiated on my part at all, but I decided to go along with it as I was laying on my stomach. I thought my mistake. This is a happy ending place not a good massage place. Got the signal to turn over and the teasing continued and continued and continued with her hands getting as close to the boys as possible but that was it as she would not do anything further. Upon leaving the room after dressing, the mp asked if I wanted water and told me that I should come back again. I said never and proceeded to leave without tipping her. I was told only massage, nothing else. I said that I was fine with that if she had actually given me the deep tissue massage that I requested and paid for. Instead she gave me a half-assed massage with a lot of teasing. I failed to get her name but she was wearing a Cubs t-shirt. Avoid.[/QUOTE]

Mid-30's mt. Sassy. I felt fully taken care of when all was done. Decent body. Excellent language abilities. Would repeat.

Apologies if this gets posted twice. Kept getting 'database error' messages earlier today.

Church and Dodge. Think her name was Cindy. Tall 40-ish mt with decent body. Wore a hot black outfit with ballerina type skirt. Allowed digital roaming underneath but not any more. Top of outfit pretty tight so only was able to free one to play with.

Reasonably happy results and I would return to try for bigger conquest opportunity.

[QUOTE=Chicag0;3063715]Apologies if this gets posted twice. Kept getting 'database error' messages earlier today.

Church and Dodge. Think her name was Cindy. Tall 40-ish mt with decent body. Wore a hot black outfit with ballerina type skirt. Allowed digital roaming underneath but not any more. Top of outfit pretty tight so only was able to free one to play with.

Reasonably happy results and I would return to try for bigger conquest opportunity.[/QUOTE]Ok, what's the name of Church and Crawford. I can't find the place or Church / Dodge for that matter.