Ocean AND Win busted / 5 down
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My return, if only for a few days
I frequently reported on these Mobile pages for 5 years before moving away three years ago. In a few weeks I'll return for a short visit.
I've read of several busts over the years. Now my question is, are any of the (5-6) former AMPs still in business?
Added in: I posted of my two unsat experiences of Kate, way back when. She got it done but nearly as much fun as the two AMPs in the Tillmans Corner area.
Reserved Info for those long time locals
With Senior status. I made the Mobile trip and came back 2 for 2. Not bad for being told both places were a bust.
Not wanting to PUBLICLY ruin a good thing I'm keeping this private with those seniors, who they tell is up to them.
Let's get this page going
Alright yall what's the skinny? Where's the place to be? Best bang for your buck. I've been visiting AMP for about 3 years now. I usually hit a local spot on airport but it's HJ only. Any recommendations. ?
Top 10 signs it's an erotic massage parlor from my exp
Okay, so this is a little off topic. But I ran across this and found it funny and decided to pass it along.
1. Any massage parlor open after say 9 pm is bound to be packing an assortment of extras, nobody virtuous goes looking for a therapeutic back rub at 1 am on a Tuesday!
2. It's packing Neon signs with words like "massage", "bodyrub" or "fellatio barn". There's just something seedy / appealing about a flashing neon signs, they know degenerates like us can't resist the lure of a good neon sign.
3. Odd / distant Location If the massage shop is smack in the middle of an industrial area there's a good chance they'll have buckets of extras as they're often driven out of the 'burbs by nosy fuckers with erection problems and church groups who believe a that administering a handjob = holiday in Hades.
4. If the masseuse is wearing / displaying any of the following then it's probably going to be sensual miniskirt, high-heels, tight-dress, side-boob, lingerie, snorkel.
5. The seedier / ramshackle the place the better your chances of a happy ending, if I ever see a scummy mattress on a floor I always think I'm odds on for a handjob (or lice).
6. Check out the customers. If it's all nervous looking men then you've probably hit the jackpot. A nervous man walking out of a massage place is the sign of a man with freshly emptied babysacks. I love when I see guys about to walk into a massage joint which I know is a 100% erotic and they start twisting / stretching there arms like they're a little sore and are just there to get some knots rubbed out. We know where the knot is bro!
7. The masseuse doesn't leave the room whilst you get unchanged. This rarely happens and when it does, it's always awkward as fuck. Kinda retarded to feel awkward I know, she's about to see me naked and will soon be milking my man-jam but there's a system people WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.
8. The massage slogan "Oriental" or "Asian" massage is always a good erotic shot but are not to be confused with "Thai Massage" which always results in something in me dislocating.
9. The massage room has items like vaseline, lubricant, dog-collars or a box of tissues so big that you could wipe up one of Thor's loads.
10. The Masseuse walks in and takes off her clothes. If I got to explain this one then you belong in that Sarlacc pit son.
HA!
Another visit with Audrey at Madison Holistic
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Had another nice visit with Audrey from Madison Holistic. Great massage and great overall encounter.