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Hi fellow board members,
I apologize in advance for not posting reports of my adventures, I promise I will contribute more going forward, but for now I ask your help. Does anybody know what happened to this provider. I was hoping to reconnect, but there is someone else answering the phone now. Last I saw her was in April and help would be appreciated thanks again guys.
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[QUOTE=Goddess]I fancy I could find a blue light bulb for you.[/QUOTE]I have blue lights in my hallway! LMAO
[QUOTE=Jenna Divyne]I have blue lights in my hallway! LMAO[/QUOTE]
Shouldn't we maybe call these "blue ball" specials?
[QUOTE=Exec Talent]Shouldn't we maybe call these "blue ball" specials?[/QUOTE]Not a good idea.
I've never left anyone with that issue!!! Might give the wrong idea to some who over analyze everything.
Sometimes they leave me blue and black everywhere haha
Hey it's what they want
I recently had a guy come with 3 bags of oranges and all he wanted me to do was throw oranges at him as hard as I can while he stood against a wall.
Different strokes for different folks.
[QUOTE=Goddess]Sometimes they leave me blue and black everywhere haha
Hey it's what they want
I recently had a guy come with 3 bags of oranges and all he wanted me to do was throw oranges at him as hard as I can while he stood against a wall.
Different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]We could definately share some great stories of fetish. As long as a client leaves with a smile on his face, I have done my job.
Anyone ever seen this provider?
I want to TOFFT. but she has advertised at least 7 months on Orlando BP and I have never seen a review of her anywhere.
Her name is Lanni 407-668-3775 or 407)-668-3775 if you look it up on bp.
Thanks in advance.
Be safe out there.
Quote high to the general public. Offer unlisted discounts only to the people you WANT as regulars. Screw the rest of them (pun intended).
My personal pet peeve about people complaining about fees and surcharges aside.
The ladies should charge you based on whether you are a pleasure or a burden to be with. Why in God's name would any provider in her right mind even entertain the notion of a blue, or red, or black light "special" (or whatever you want to call it) for a guy who is stingy to begin with, especially if he's a complete asshole and/or has hygiene issues to boot?
Now unfortunately for me, short of coming into Bill Gate's-type of cash flow, I don't think I could ever earn enough in my life time to satisfy my affliction because I am a multi-hour kind of guy at a minimum (which is why I really should be looking for a girlfriend. Or a mail-order bride. But I digress). That being said, however, I still ALWAYS meet a provider's asking price unless and until THEY offer otherwise. And they almost always do.
How is that possible without haggling in my own self interest you ask? Just follow a few simple rules (which are also good for women in general): 1) Be clean. You personally, your clothes, and your sheets.
Treat her like you would treat any other woman you are meeting or dating. Grunge may have been cool in the early 90's, but with most women it is not exactly a turn on.
2) Smell good every time you see each other
A woman can forgive you for many things. A provider probably even more so, but I have yet to meet a woman that will forgive you for body odor or bad breath the first time you meet. Ever. Now if you're dating her, later on maybe she'll overlook the "I just came from the gym" musk or give you a pass because it says "honey, I just finished the {yard work/home repair/insert generic physical labor here}". But what reason would a provider ever have to forgive you for smelling like you haven't washed your taint this year? I believe the answer is NONE.
And while cologne, etc. Is nice. Keep it reasonable. Overpowering perfume is as bad as overpowering BO. You want her to get closer, not be repelled.
3) Make her feel like she is worth your time. Or in a providers case your time and the money for her time. Not like she is suffering through earning it the hard way.
Let's face it, some of "us" take providers for granted; that they are hard up for money, gold-diggerish at heart, or whatever. Since "we" are paying, "we" should be able to treat them as we please. Unless "THAT" is a specific service they provide (I. E. Hardcore S&M) and "THAT" is the specific service you contracted for, how the hell do you figure "THAT" is appropriate behavior?
You pay a lawyer, a doctor, pretty much any professional, for their TIME and their EXPERTISE. Would you try to pull that nonsense with them? You should be using the same attitude with providers, at the very least to the ones that conduct themselves as professionals.
4) If you make it your goal to please her instead of yourself, she will reciprocate ten fold in return.
This plays into #3. And pays off in spades. So try truly giving her something to remember you by, whether it be high stamina, an amazing cock, or my personal favorite, an exceptional "dining" experience (s).
Now does this work with every provider? No. There are trick ass rip-off artists out there, women who's hearts just aren't in it and shouldn't be in the life, and the ubiquitous bad lays. Sure you may run into those types on occasion, but if you aren't a "pink spooner", they will be few and far between, provided you do your research. And when you do, simply don't patronize them again. Oh, and spread the word on the forum so we can all avoid them too.
(And while I was not speaking to or about anyone specific, patron or provider alike, if you fragile ego and questionable self-esteem personally took offense to anything I have said, then you are self-admittedly part of the problem. I am thrilled that you are offended and that you now think "Mikey is a raging asshole." In fact, I think I feel a Woodrow in the making. Bless you.)
I believe she has reviews somewhere on here.
Not sure how she is as a provider but as a person her attitude sucks.
She took 2 hours out of her day to call my friend christie when she was pregnant a few months back and threaten her and ridicule her for being a pregnant provider.
[QUOTE=Humdrum]Anyone ever seen this provider?
I want to TOFFT. but she has advertised at least 7 months on Orlando BP and I have never seen a review of her anywhere.
Her name is Lanni 407-668-3775 or 407)-668-3775 if you look it up on bp.
Thanks in advance.
Be safe out there.[/QUOTE]
So what's it going to be then, eh?
That devotchkas a bit o' the shady type. She's used many a name the last year or more. That much re-branding and relocating can't be a good sign
O my brothers and droogies, is it not our duty to share the benefits of our exploits for the benefit of us all?
If Lanni is anything like one of her associate providers, keep thy yarbles in thy trousers, as no suffering nights past lacking a bit of the ol' spatchka is worth risking the shameful excuse of the ol' in-out in-out that her molodoy associate demonstrated. And since we all know about birds of a feather and all.....
Peep your humble droog and narrator's previous soviets on her associate (and yes, there are pictures):
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=719038#post719038[/url]
[url]http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/showthread.php?p=747158#post747158[/url]
It would appear that the malicious devotchka formerly known as Anjel and/or Tiff is back as Liz and occasions to partake in both solo and tag-team action with the Lanni in question. (also seen her post as Elisabeth More... more Like Lizzy Less). "Liz" is so mechanical she would need to be operated by a card carrying union member of a machine operators local in 36 states, 5 territories, and the District of Columbia. Like me, you'll be leaving saying "Dōmo arigatō, Robato-san." and wondering why you bothered.
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Save yer cutter me brother and droogs. Or spend it on a real deal provider who delivers the full meal deal with seconds and thirds. Learn from your humble narrator's unfortunate mistake.
You'd be better served purchasing a RealDoll. Believe it.
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]
4) If you make it your goal to please her instead of yourself, she will reciprocate ten fold in return.
This plays into #3. And pays off in spades. So try truly giving her something to remember you by, whether it be high stamina, an amazing cock, or my personal favorite, an exceptional "dining" experience (s).
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I deleted most of your post, because it was lots of words saying nothing at all. I will focus on your most incorrect of your many incorrect statements.
On the HBO show about the Bunny Ranch, a lady was interviewed and she was saying how she did not care for the customers that try hard to please her. She said she could only have so many orgasms and she liked it better when the clients just let her please them.
Most ladies want you to polite, clean and pay your donation and they will take you where you want to go. If your thing is to please the lady, they most likely will just be faking it to make you happy.
[QUOTE=Otwist]I deleted most of your post, because it was lots of words saying nothing at all. I will focus on your most incorrect of your many incorrect statements.
On the HBO show about the Bunny Ranch, a lady was interviewed and she was saying how she did not care for the customers that try hard to please her. She said she could only have so many orgasms and she liked it better when the clients just let her please them.
Most ladies want you to polite, clean and pay your donation and they will take you where you want to go. If your thing is to please the lady, they most likely will just be faking it to make you happy.[/QUOTE]
When women who are fantastic lovers think you are too, you learn the truth about men. Most have no clue how to please a woman. It is easy to understand why most men are satisfied with one level above self-service.
BTW, I know a girl who now works at the Bunny Ranch. Last time I saw her (which was in another part of the world) she took me to lunch.
[QUOTE=Exec Talent]When women who are fantastic lovers think you are too, you learn the truth about men. Most have no clue how to please a woman. It is easy to understand why most men are satisfied with one level above self-service.
BTW, I know a girl who now works at the Bunny Ranch. Last time I saw her (which was in another part of the world) she took me to lunch.[/QUOTE]
If you are looking for love from a paid professional, then the problem is yours Mr. ET, not mine.
You make love to someone you are in love with. You have sex with someone you want to have sex with. When you pay for sex, you pay for what kind of sex you want to have.
A paid professional will tell you that you are a good lover, because they will easily figure out that you need your ego stroked. They are not in the business for love, they are in it for the cash.
The reason I'm involved in this hobby is because I like sex and don't want to have a woman telling me what to do for the rest of my life in essence I'm not paying for the sex I'm paying them to leave when we're done. I accidently gave several providers Os and they usually get angry when that happens LOL I even had one start crying because it happen then every night I came home she was at my door that was F#atked up. I have taken several providers out to dinner but that was only because I was hungry and I figured why not they're pretty good company sometimes. The bottom line is I like having sex but I don't want to have to marry someone for it besides the marrying part usually winds up costing you more in the end LOL. O ya I also wouldn't mind having the Goddess and Jenna make an Antagonist sandwich out of me if they were willing to work together that is LOL.
Forever Yours My Brothers
TA
I just wanted to say that in dealing with a few providers over the past couple years, I have found none any better than Goddess Maria. She is a top-notch provider, but also a nice person. I think when you read postings on here from the ladies, you get a sense of their personalities and view of us. I was pleased to find a professional and clean atmosphere and a person that was there to make me feel like it was worth my time and money. I will not forget that nor her and will give her rave reviews to anyone who asks!
Otwist,
No one is talking about love. Hardly. I am simply passing along what has worked for me based on my personal perversions and provider requirements. Obviously your needs are better suited by a different type of personality.
To each there own. Different strokes for different folks.
[QUOTE=Michael Caffey]Otwist,
No one is talking about love. Hardly. I am simply passing along what has worked for me based on my personal perversions and provider requirements. Obviously your needs are better suited by a different type of personality.
To each there own. Different strokes for different folks.[/QUOTE]
A good provider feels you out and can adapt to whatever the client is in to. You are making a donation for her to meet YOUR needs. If they see you like to please them and want to be seen as a sensitive lover, they will be happy to make you feel that way. As I said, be clean, polite, make the donation and they will take you wherever you want to go.
A provider is always a professional first. (well some LOL)
However as far as my regular friends and some men I meet traveling. There are some men I just click more with than others. I will admit I have had times I am like "oh god when will this be over" and there are times I absolutely enjoy myself, have fun, laugh and become relaxed. Some people are more endearing to me than others. Some people aggravate the hell out of me.
All in all I always try to be nice even though sometimes that has been tested. But aside from niceties there are men that I look forward to visiting me more than others for many reasons. Yes it is a business, yes we have bills to pay but like any industry if your enjoy what you do, you will be better at it.
Has anybody experienced a session with this provider?
[quote]Hi there!! My name is Sierra....strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes, 5'9 & 145 lbs. I'm a sweet, sexy, intelligent and outgoing lil lady that likes to have fun. So whether u want to have some fun in the city or enjoy some quiet time at home, then I'm the cutie you want by your side!! 954*865*6601.......80/15*100/30*180/60
Location: ORLANDO[/quote]
[QUOTE=Eelectri]Has anybody experienced a session with this provider?[/QUOTE]
FT1982 offered this review of her:
Sierra
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Cruising the list I found young Sierra. Strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes. Called her up and made arrangements. Met up at her location soon after. Asked I could take a shower she said sure. After I got the water going she jumped in with me. She scrubbed me up and gave me a couple min taste test. We got out and she dried me up and I dried her up. We moved to the bed kissing a lot. She laid on me and we touched and kissed for a while. I pushed down on her hips, she didn't stop kissing me as I slid slowly into her. She rode me for a little while then switched to doggy and finished mish. Before cleaning her self she got a warm towel and cleaned me up. I gave her a hug and a kiss and a promise I'll call her back. And I will.
With his reputation, I'd see her at your own risk, (literally.)
I spoke to sierra and she disputed this although not publicly as I advised.
[QUOTE=Vino 7373]FT1982 offered this review of her:
Sierra
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Cruising the list I found young Sierra. Strawberry blonde hair, blue eyes. Called her up and made arrangements. Met up at her location soon after. Asked I could take a shower she said sure. After I got the water going she jumped in with me. She scrubbed me up and gave me a couple min taste test. We got out and she dried me up and I dried her up. We moved to the bed kissing a lot. She laid on me and we touched and kissed for a while. I pushed down on her hips, she didn't stop kissing me as I slid slowly into her. She rode me for a little while then switched to doggy and finished mish. Before cleaning her self she got a warm towel and cleaned me up. I gave her a hug and a kiss and a promise I'll call her back. And I will.
With his reputation, I'd see her at your own risk, (literally.)[/QUOTE]
I am only an occasional hobbyist and tend to stick to massages. Every now and then, I go off the grid and come back a few months later.
I have just recently returned from such a hiatus and discovered Debbie has since retired. If someone has a good email for her, would you please do me a favor? Send her my best regards. No contact necessary, just let her know I said hello.
Thanks!
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A couple of weeks ago, we talked about the "Blue Light Special" that K-Mart used to have. One of the members graciously explained what it was all about, and you needed to be a "little older" to remember it. Well Guess What??
The "Blue Light Special" has returned. I don't usually frequent the Big K - but riding by the one in Lake Mary, the sign below was out in front. I immediately thought of this discussion and The Goddess's idea to name our specials the "Red Light Special."
Well take a look. :-)
Haha loving, isn't that cute
I'm here on work until Friday and was looking for someone to spend some time with. Been browsing BP and TER have found some candidates but looking here for some more input. Hoping to find a girl that is good looking speaks many languages, younger and not beat.
Thanks!
Im here on work until Friday and was looking for someone to spend some time with. Been browsing BP have found some candidates but looking here for some more input. Hoping to find a girl that is good looking speaks many languages, younger and not beat.
Thanks!
Hello Gentlemen! Don't Waste Your Time, I Am Only 1 Phone Call Away! Real Pics! No Rush, No Driver, No Drama I Love What I Do And It Shows! 5'7" 138Lbs 38DD Blonde Hair & Green Eyes My Talents Will Make Your Toes Curl! No Blocked Calls Will Be Answered!
716-570-2422 Mandy
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on this lady on the Tampa/St Pete boards. Generally favorable.
Nemo
[QUOTE=Msmandy]Hello Gentlemen! Don't Waste Your Time, I Am Only 1 Phone Call Away! Real Pics! No Rush, No Driver, No Drama I Love What I Do And It Shows! 5'7" 138Lbs 38DD Blonde Hair & Green Eyes My Talents Will Make Your Toes Curl! No Blocked Calls Will Be Answered!
716-570-2422 Mandy
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Wow!
Elle....[url]http://www.goldclubflorida.com/ellebio.html[/url]
Wow. Well worth the drive to Orlando
Speachless for now. More later.
I saw her ad on BackPage a little bit ago and just blew it off as a fake along with the many other known to good to be true ads. Then just yesterday I saw and ad on this site with these same photos.
I am just wondering if anyone could legitimize the ad or has had good/bad experience with her.
I only still doubt the legitimacy of the ad because of how beautiful she is. I am a photographer by trade and have taken pictures of countless beautiful women, and I must say she may be one of the most beautiful I have ever seen especially in a non professional photo.
Any help would be greatly appreciated,
Feel free to Personal Message me with details,
I thank you in advance,
Lokm
[QUOTE=Lokm321]I saw her ad on BackPage a little bit ago and just blew it off as a fake along with the many other known to good to be true ads. Then just yesterday I saw and ad on this site with these same photos.
I am just wondering if anyone could legitimize the ad or has had good/bad experience with her.
I only still doubt the legitimacy of the ad because of how beautiful she is. I am a photographer by trade and have taken pictures of countless beautiful women, and I must say she may be one of the most beautiful I have ever seen especially in a non professional photo.
Any help would be greatly appreciated,
Feel free to Personal Message me with details,
I thank you in advance,
Lokm[/QUOTE]
Hey LK,
These two are very real girls that are providers. They're mainly from the
Philly area and looks like are traveling a bit. I have read on other boards
that both are cbj girls and they are rush providers especially Lauren
Love. Great looking girls but sub par performers. Just check out their
reviews on that bgfe site under philly board. Hope this helps
Stay safe...
HH
[QUOTE=Hoe Hunter]Hey LK,
These two are very real girls that are providers. They're mainly from the
Philly area and looks like are traveling a bit. I have read on other boards
that both are cbj girls and they are rush providers especially Lauren
Love. Great looking girls but sub par performers. Just check out their
reviews on that bgfe site under philly board. Hope this helps
Stay safe...
HH[/QUOTE]
Try googling the name, number, and or e-mail address. There's a gold mine of info out there. I can't speak for the service first hand but you can't deny she's very hot!
[QUOTE=Lokm321]I saw her ad on BackPage a little bit ago and just blew it off as a fake along with the many other known to good to be true ads. Then just yesterday I saw and ad on this site with these same photos.
I am just wondering if anyone could legitimize the ad or has had good/bad experience with her.
I only still doubt the legitimacy of the ad because of how beautiful she is. I am a photographer by trade and have taken pictures of countless beautiful women, and I must say she may be one of the most beautiful I have ever seen especially in a non professional photo.
Any help would be greatly appreciated,
Feel free to Personal Message me with details,
I thank you in advance,
Lokm[/QUOTE]
Yes, Allison is for real. There is a recent report about her on TER, look in the Orlando section for the name Allison.
Nice natural boobs. Did not seem to put much effort into preparing for our time together. OK visit but not a repeat for me.
I see Annette is advertising on the Forum again. I know there may be Mongers here that might take a chance and partake, but I assure you that:
1-I would NEVER repeat - very low-grade provier
2-She would NEVER be worth the price she is trying to charge
3-Unusual hygene challenges
4-Really creepy experience
Most Mongers who have been around understand what I'm saying. This post is to provide insight to some of the new brothers. When I met her, I should have left, but didn't. When she undressed, I actually wanted her to put her clothes back on. She even told me about guys showing up and telling her that they had forgotten their money. Damn, I wish I would have used that line. As always though.....YMMV
WOF
[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]I see Annette is advertising on the Forum again. I know there may be Mongers here that might take a chance and partake, but I assure you that:
1-I would NEVER repeat - very low-grade provier
2-She would NEVER be worth the price she is trying to charge
3-Unusual hygene challenges
4-Really creepy experience
Most Mongers who have been around understand what I'm saying. This post is to provide insight to some of the new brothers. When I met her, I should have left, but didn't. When she undressed, I actually wanted her to put her clothes back on. She even told me about guys showing up and telling her that they had forgotten their money. Damn, I wish I would have used that line. As always though.....YMMV
WOF[/QUOTE]
I've seen quite a few posts about Annette, most have been negative, including name calling. I saw her in Fall 2007, she was one of my first providers. The experience was not at the top of my list, but she certainly was not one of the worst I have been with. She was very nice to me and gave me some valuable mongering advice. Plus, it was fun to be with someone taller than me.
My .02
W69
[QUOTE=Lokm321]I saw her ad on BackPage a little bit ago and just blew it off as a fake along with the many other known to good to be true ads. Then just yesterday I saw and ad on this site with these same photos.
I am just wondering if anyone could legitimize the ad or has had good/bad experience with her.
I only still doubt the legitimacy of the ad because of how beautiful she is. I am a photographer by trade and have taken pictures of countless beautiful women, and I must say she may be one of the most beautiful I have ever seen especially in a non professional photo.
Any help would be greatly appreciated,
Feel free to Personal Message me with details,
I thank you in advance,
Lokm[/QUOTE]
WOW! I would love to get a piece of that. Some of the hottest I have seen that didnt cost over $1k lol
[QUOTE=XxATLxX]WOW! I would love to get a piece of that. Some of the hottest I have seen that didnt cost over $1k lol[/QUOTE]
Come and get it, Mr. Jacksonville/Atlanta man.
[QUOTE=Warpfactor69]I've seen quite a few posts about Annette, most have been negative. I saw her in Fall 2007, she was one of my first providers. The experience was not at the top of my list, but she certainly was not one of the worst I have been with. She was very nice to me and gave me some valuable mongoring advice. Plus, it was fun to be with someone taller than me.
My .02
W69[/QUOTE]
Yo Bro.....did you repeat?? ;-) Like I said YMMV!!
[QUOTE=Worldsoffun]Yo Bro.....did you repeat?? ;-) Like I said YMMV!![/QUOTE]
No, I did not repeat and would not care to. I just wanted to make the point that she was nice to me and I have had worse experiences.