Massage Parlor Reports

Maybe for you. Is this about an MP?

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I'm working in the area and decided to check out what Santa Barbara has to offer. This was last week so both girls are gone now but they offer cfs here. When I pulled up I saw a man standing in the alley, as I checked my phone I saw a monger come out. Looked like it was his first time as he walked up to guy in the alley and they shook hands as a sign of approval. I remember my first time at a mp LOL. First day I went I saw a girl named Cindy she was about 25 years old cute thin and had some nice B's. She was a pleaser and she wasn't a clock watcher. Second day was a Wednesday, I saw Angie based off of a RM review. Angie was also a pleaser and she was fit, you could see her abs not chiseled but they were there. She also offered Cfs. The going rate was. 4 to house and. $ to provider. Neither complained about tips and they were great. Both girls said they were going to L. A. I wasn't going to post since I'm not from here but share some info guys, don't be stingy with your providers. Happy hunting.

[QUOTE=Marcath;4388965]Maybe for you. Is this about an MP?

This forum is about sharing information, not Penthouse Forum reports.[/QUOTE]Clear your inbox!

[QUOTE=Gudel;4387694]I have a provider that I've been seeing for about 2 years until she left. The usual standard CFS until one day it got heated and we did BBCIP.

Upon her departure, she introduced me to her replacement friend. On my second visit we went all BBCIP. It looks like they talk, which is pretty awesome since I don't have to repeat the vetting process all over again.

I've been seeing her for a year now, recently I reached an important milestone where I was hitting it BB Greek. I teased it a while back to gauge interest, she didn't seem to mind. Initially I couldn't get it in since it's way tight, then I started using a lot of spit for lube and that did the trick!

I'm not sure how I feel about this bare Greek though, I'd probably stick with BBCIP since her box is prety snug. She introduced me to her friend, she too does it bare. I have direct line to them.

It feels fantastic. I suppose it's possible if the provider likes you.

There's another provider that I see from time to time, but after 3 years she's still going CFS. I kind of stopped seeing her, only when I feel like I need some variety urge.

No info inquiry on them since I want to keep them and I've put my time vetting them.

Has anyone able to watch another monger getting off? I had this happened, I have to say, it's pretty interesting and got quite turned on.

Happy days, gentlemen.[/QUOTE]Where is this? I want to avoid the raging case of herpes I'd be sure to get from girls at this place.

Returned to Ocean Health expecting to see Marie. I called and the woman who answered said Marie was there, she was not. I was led into the room and was surprised to see security cam feeds on a screen that is now in the room. I should have walked but did not. Got a really crappy massage and lackluster handy. Place has changed and I won't return.

Also returned to Butterfly and it also has changed but for the better. Originally when you entered you would be in a large room with a counter, much like a salon. There were doors to the massage rooms. Now you enter into a small room with a window like most other AMPs. Out came Candy and she led me to a room. Decent massage and on the flip she pulled down her top and gave a nice HJ. When I asked her when she works she told me that she was leaving the next day back to LA. Still will return to see what I get.

I was driving up to Nor Cal and decided to stop in Santa Barbara at the Asian Care Ctr and glad I did. I rang the bell at the door and was met by Angle. She is a 30 or so doll. She was almost wearing a black cocktail dress that her amazing enhancements could not contain. Great D's with large silver dollars. I was led to our room, Angel asked if I had been there before. I lied and said yes. She dropped her dress and there was not even a hint of massage. She has a rockin body and knows very well how to display her interest and how to look like she was really enjoying the experience. 20 minutes and I was out the door with a spring in my step and 1. 4 lighter. I may have to drop by again on the way back south.

Around lunch I went. The door was open but covered by a curtain. I ran anyway, told momma I'd been there before and paid 40 for 1/2. They were doing some kind of construction and a ladder blocked the hallway. Momma moved the ladder and I slithered past wondering if the ladder was just some improvized barrier in case some rushed in (seeing as the door was open). Momma sent me to a room and told me the usual, disrobe, it'll be a moment. Red light in the room was a bit dark. I wanted a table shower but because someone was there and I was waiting I didn't mention it until it was too late.

So fifteen minutes later Wandy came in. That's pronounced like a combo of Wanda and Wendy. She was cute and probably in her 30's although I'm terrible at judging that sort of thing. Her massage was terrible but she managed to bump her legs into my hands dangling over the side so I was able to easily rub her smooth skin and let her know my goal. She rubbed by crack a bit. On the flip she asked what I wanted and I told her oral. She rushed out to get a cover and returned and started playing with my bits and pieces. I rubbed her butt and pulled down her top to play with her breasts. She complied and smiled and polite the entire time. I sucked her nipples, and played around and then she sucked my business. I didn't last long at all. She cleaned me up and then continued the massage for awhile then asked if I still wanted a table shower but by that point I didn't know if it cost more and my lack of cleaning up hadn't bothered her (or at least it was too late) and the only result would be leaving horny again so I declined.

She left to take away the tower and such and I put 60 on the chair as I got dressed. We never talked money but 60 seemed to make her happy and she talked about my coming back. I'm not from Santa Barbara but would repeat if in town with enough time.

Planning a visit to SB soon and check out Asian care center or the dragon massage. Do they offer lineups at these places or at least let you see the girl first? Thanks for any info.

On my recent visit I went to Asian care center and Chinese dragon. At ACC I met Yumi and Cici but neither were really my type. At Chinese dragon I met Susan, Mimi and Lily. I picked Lily and she was bubbly and had a nice body. The room does have a monitor setup in it which is strange and she would occasionally leave the room or yell at the other girls from inside as they started getting busy.

[QUOTE=RubMapper;4613712]On my recent visit I went to Asian care center and Chinese dragon. At ACC I met Yumi and Cici but neither were really my type. At Chinese dragon I met Susan, Mimi and Lily. I picked Lily and she was bubbly and had a nice body. The room does have a monitor setup in it which is strange and she would occasionally leave the room or yell at the other girls from inside as they started getting busy.[/QUOTE]It's been a while since I've been to Santa Barbara but will be going again soon. If I recall, Chinese Dragon had stunning girls. Near model material. Still true? I do remember the monitor and feeling like I had to hurry. That was the main down side. It was a wham bam thank you ma'am place.

[QUOTE=BoulderBoy;4614825]It's been a while since I've been to Santa Barbara but will be going again soon. If I recall, Chinese Dragon had stunning girls. Near model material. Still true? I do remember the monitor and feeling like I had to hurry. That was the main down side. It was a wham bam thank you ma'am place.[/QUOTE]I wouldn't say that any of the girls I saw were stunning or model material but most of them I saw looked young and had above average looks and bodies.

I like there is no mamasan around and they do lineups.

I recently fell in love with Butterfly, but then they put a monitor in the room. I went back to my old favorite Old Town, and they have it too!

I appreciate the need for security, but the monitors in the rooms at Old Town and Butterfly are super weird.

I've also been wondering about poor security and facial recognition on Chinese hardware, but figure that I've got to be in a bunch of databases by now anyway.

Has anyone asked to turn them off or go into a room without one?

I've seen them at Ocean and the place that was Jing Wu.

Never thought of asking they be turned off.

Any places open in Santa barbara? Tried calling Chinese Dragon the other day but no one picked up. I'm not local.

[QUOTE=RubMapper;4875293]Any places open in Santa barbara? Tried calling Chinese Dragon the other day but no one picked up. I'm not local.[/QUOTE]Just do a drive by, the OPEN signs are on at most places.

Hey, anyone know of any places still open? Sounds like 2 weeks ago the signs were still on. Now not so much. I tried like 6 places before I found one last week in SB. Everything looks pretty shut down right now. Especially Goleta seems like a ghost town. Looking for something before this weekend. Is there any place that has the sign off but is actually open? Calling ahead seems useless at this point as almost none answer. Pm if you prefer.

Old Town Spa has their lights on and MASSAGE sign lit, FYI.

[QUOTE=RickDee;5014363]Old Town Spa has their lights on and MASSAGE sign lit, FYI.[/QUOTE]Good to hear things are slowly coming back. Ventura County is starting to come back to life too.

Anyone been to Asian Care Center or Chinese Dragon lately? How are the girls?

I did not see the monitor at Old Town. Visited 2 weeks back through the back door. CBJ - . 7. Will try Butterfly. Will be wearing a mask, shades and hat, so not too worried. They only monitor the front door.

[QUOTE=Moulin;4660817]I recently fell in love with Butterfly, but then they put a monitor in the room. I went back to my old favorite Old Town, and they have it too!

I appreciate the need for security, but the monitors in the rooms at Old Town and Butterfly are super weird.

I've also been wondering about poor security and facial recognition on Chinese hardware, but figure that I've got to be in a bunch of databases by now anyway.

Has anyone asked to turn them off or go into a room without one?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=RubMapper;5060634]Anyone been to Asian Care Center or Chinese Dragon lately? How are the girls?[/QUOTE]Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.

[QUOTE=AmpReveler;5174867]Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.[/QUOTE]And sometimes that cocktail dress doesn't cover much! Whit, humor and vulnerability can melt away youthful good-looks attitude. It's all about fun and good times.

Saw this on RM, Life Massage on State St.

No reviews on RM. Yelp page shows lobby, room, entrance and a stock massage pics. Kinda looks legit but not unlike other places that I know have extras.

Anyone visited?

[QUOTE=AmpReveler;5174867]Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.[/QUOTE]Any recommendations? The gems or the hottest?

Would appreciate any intel from the locals!!

Cheers!

Visited the dragon during the week recently. A couple ladies working, short cocktail dresses as expected, took me right back to a room. Laid face down, no drape, but they have a tv screen in the room showing the camera outputs, which was offputting. A guy pulled up right to the front in a car that looked like a dodge charger and I about shit myself, but it was just another guy and 'Ana' settled me down. Massage was as expected, flip was good Ana maybe early 40's, she was enthusiastic in certain ways, PM for details. Boom boom and out. Prob won't repeat just because of so many options in the area.

Visiting Santa Barbara for couple days. Any great place I can visit?? Thanks for info. I can share some if you be in MI.

Hello gents. Is Old Time the only place with table shower?

I've been to Old Town on and off over the years. I hadn't been for a couple years because of bad service back then. Yesterday I got my socks knocked off. Very talented spinner. I wish the table shower was more comfortable.

[QUOTE=Strike2;5394671]Hello gents. Is Old Time the only place with table shower?[/QUOTE]I meant Old Town.

Paid a visit and glad I did. Place is a dump but service was great. I recommend Monica.

I've never hobbied in SB before; what are the prices in SB like for house fee and donations? Thanks in advance!

[QUOTE=AmpReveler;5174867]Asian Care Center girls are young, and beautiful (model-like). They wear cocktail dresses. Though with that youth and good looks comes attitude.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JackHolly;5404281]I've never hobbied in SB before; what are the prices in SB like for house fee and donations? Thanks in advance![/QUOTE]4 d at the front door.

And.

One Hundarrino for total a tune up!

Are there any parlors in the SB area that have a discrete entrance? I'd like to go during daylight without being seen from a busy road.

[QUOTE=SpurtDaddy;5412070]Are there any parlors in the SB area that have a discrete entrance? I'd like to go during daylight without being seen from a busy road.[/QUOTE]Old Time and Goleta Health both have back doors I find discreet enough.

[QUOTE=Marcath;5260962]Saw this on RM, Life Massage on State St.
No reviews on RM. Yelp page shows lobby, room, entrance and a stock massage pics. Kinda looks legit but not unlike other places that I know have extras.
Anyone visited?[/QUOTE]Went to this place twice now, it's actually called Healthy Life Massage.

Got Lisa and she gives a fantastic massage, that is why I returned. Would be worth the price of admission even if no extras. Not young, another woman was there also not young. Limited menu.

While on my belly, she works the boys and it is amazing. Then the flip for a nice finish.

Will return if only for the massage quality.

I was passing through the Goleta / SB the other day and feeling in need of some TLC. Thanks to you guys I stopped at Goleta Health Center and had the pleasure of meeting Monica. She was nice, and I enjoyed all the services available. Keep posting guys, it is appreciated!

Hi everyone,

Traveling to Goleta for business for a couple of days soon. Coming from LA where I frequent a couple of spots in the SGV so have never made an account here. Looking for any recs on a full menu here in the area, I think the closest ones to me that I've settled on are Old Town and Goleta Health but don't know who I should ask for, pricing, or if they're just standard tug places. Anyone have any suggestions?

Made another visit to Healthy Life last week. Again I was not disappointed. Got Tracy, very cute and very friendly, I've had her before. She gives a very nice massage and nice finish. This time she asked me to put on a mask when I flipped, no big deal, I put one on. This place has been consistently good.

Hi all. Was wondering if there's any good AMPs around? Will be visiting at the end of the month. Will be happy to share info for those going to HI.

[QUOTE=YoungMonger808;5752828]Hi all. Was wondering if there's any good AMPs around? Will be visiting at the end of the month. Will be happy to share info for those going to HI.[/QUOTE]I've heard Tracy at Healthy Life on State St. is consistently good.