A little Off Topic - but related
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Police Halt Strip Show at Men's Club
Wednesday, November 15, 2006 01 50 PM
11-15) 13:50 PST Monona, Wis. (AP) --
No more bare bodies for the old boys. Police on Monday stripped the local chapter of the International Order of Old Bastards of the exotic dancers who have performed at their meetings for decades.
The club, which consists of about 600 members, has met quarterly for at least 40 years, according to a police report. Members must be at least 35 years old, although the average age is mid-60s, said Richard Story, who described himself as the club's newly installed Arch Old Bastard.
Meetings typically draw 200 to 300 members. Story said the group has no charities or social agenda.
"This is for elderly people who just want to have a good time with their peers," Story, a 60-year-old retired engineer and tavern owner, told the Wisconsin State Journal for Wednesday's editions.
But police showed up at Monday's quarterly meeting at the Eastside Businessman's Association and warned them that they needed an adult entertainment permit to have strippers. The State Journal said police learned about the strippers after one of the paper's reporters started asking about it in June.
Story told officers the club had three to four strippers ready to perform on Monday. He said the women get naked, dance on a stage and mingle in the aisles, but no contact with them is allowed, the police report said.
Story told police the women are never out of his sight and he is the only one allowed to go into their dressing rooms — for security reasons, the report said.
When Story told the audience the strippers were canceled, many members left, the report said. Aside from a cynical "thanks" one of them uttered to police on the way out, members left peacefully, the report said.
A message The Associated Press left for Story Wednesday morning wasn't immediately returned.
Sue Richmond, 54, told the State Journal she supplies the strippers for the Old Bastards through her DeForest business, exotic-dancers.com.
She said she began dancing for the Old Bastards in 1972. She described members as well-behaved, adding that dancers earn $150 each plus tips for dancing from 9 to 11 p.m.
The International Order of Old Bastards began in 1945. The founder was Fred Kibbe, an American soldier stationed in Australia who was inspired by the Australian greeting "Hi, you old bastard."
The order has about 1 million members in 4,600 chapters around the world.
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Information from: Wisconsin State Journal,
[url]www.madison.com/wsj[/url]
How to tell if a dancer is good enough...
...to take to the VIP.
Watch them on the floor when they're dancing with other customers. There are certain moves you'll notice once you get into the practice of what to look for.
Ask the dancer for a floor dance (or two) to see if she has "the right attitude." She'll let you know with a touch, or a graze, or a squeeze. The dancer is always thinking about how to get you to the VIP. For me, there's only one way: show me you're interested in serious money when I give you a test drive on the dance floor--you know what to do.
Once you gain enough experience, you'll know when it's the right dancer to spend VIP money on. You might have to spend a few dollars on floor dances first, but it's worth it. Even the worst floor dance is better than being at the office.
Find you a good dancer to make a regular and milk the relationship for even more fun in the VIP. It might take time, but what investment isn't worth a little attention?
Sexhobbyist
TD's West on a lazy Saturday afternoon.
I went into the old standby. Found the always stunning Amie. Had a couple of dances. Always worth having her in your lap. You'd be a fool if you pass her up for a dance or three.
Yep, the Amie with the tats on her back...
Also worth mentioning was Giselle and Natasha. That crazy Latina Vanessa was again in fine form. She is going by "Bella" these days...
Somehow this place always seems to run better in the afternoons.
TDs West on Monday afternoon
I went to TDs West to try to catch Amie, but she wasn't there (alas). I had some dances from Ryan (?-short, long hair, nice bod except bolt-on-boobs), Patience, and Caramel. Nothing exciting from any of them and certainly nothing to indicate they'd be VIP-worthy.
I've been critical in the past of this club's hiring. It seems that whoever does the hiring has a taste for only one kind of dancer: wasp-waisted, apple-bottomed, tramp-stamped, wenches. Don't misunderstand, that description is what I like. The criticism is because it seems like that's ALL that is dancing. There's not much else to "refresh your palate," so to speak. Even I like some different eye candy once in a while. Again, today, that's all I saw with only one or two exceptions.
I saw more tattoos today under one roof than I've ever see before. Everyone had 'em...dancers AND customers. (It looked like a rough crowd today.)
Sexhobbyist