Strip Club Reports

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]Do you mean "Exxcape" out Rt. 40?

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]

Yeah, that's the one. I could only remember it had a couple of those cutesy "xx" deals. Don't get up that way much. There was another real dive joint a little further north too but I think that's gone under.

Spent a couple hours at the Millstream Fri around 1pm. Pretty good eye candy, but business was slow. The nipple condom thing is just too strange. Talked for a while with a nice dancer who goes by "Jordan". No shot at takeout.

Got a laugh when the chick barkeep spritzed herself accidentally with the soda thing and says, "Look, I'm a squirter".

A "Jack and Jill" party came in, and the groom to be had lap dance pussy all over him for the whole time. Bride did her best to grin and bear it. Too funny.

I do love nekkid chicks.

The Millstream stinks as far as mileage goes. Maybe if you are a Brad Pitt type you could get something outta there, but otherwise forget it. They generally have good-looking dancers, but it is very hard to get any time with them. I never tried a lap dance in the back, but I heard the owner, who lives next door, has the whole place wired with cameras, which he watches from home. Leads to zero action. Plus it is in Baltimore County which has no tolerance for anything, which is why the Wagon Wheel moved form Towson to Baltimore City.

Dr. Monger

If you do stop by the stream do it on a Tuesday that way atleast you get two for one beers.

BD

It doesn't appear that any place is safe in Baltimore these days where a guy can go have a few drinks and relax.

This article appeared in today's Baltimore Sun newspaper:

Two off-duty police officers inside a South Baltimore strip club opened fire on two men trying to rob the bar this morning, killing one and wounding the other, police said.

Officer Troy Harris, a police spokesman, said the incident occurred at Fantasies Nightclub in the 5500 block of Pennington Ave. about 2 a.m. when two men -- one armed with a shotgun, the other with a handgun -- walked into the bar.

Harris said one of the men fired a shot into the ceiling and announced a robbery. The two officers, who had just finished a 4 p.m. to midnight shift in the Southern District, took out their service weapons and shot the men.

The spokesman said one of the gunmen was pronounced dead at the scene; the other was hospitalized with gunshot wounds to his hand and arm. Harris said no patrons were injured.

Names of the suspected gunmen and the police officers were not released this morning. Harris said the officers have been placed on routine administrative duties while the shooting is investigated.

BBB

[QUOTE=Bdls73]If you do stop by the stream do it on a Tuesday that way atleast you get two for one beers.

BD[/QUOTE]
Now that's useful info.
Friday after 3pm they put out a complimentary spread.
Of food, that is.

[QUOTE=Bad Bad Boy]

Two off-duty police officers inside a South Baltimore strip club opened fire on two men trying to rob the bar this morning, killing one and wounding the other, police said.


BBB[/QUOTE]
Good for them. I hope they got to finish their beers.

I'm coming to town soon. What's the best couple of clubs in town to visit?

Thanks

[QUOTE=Ohiohighlander]I'm coming to town soon. What's the best couple of clubs in town to visit?[/QUOTE]It depends on what you want. The Block is a must-see for any strip club enthusiast who has not previously been there. I'm not a fan of The Block, but it can be fun periodically. The great thing about The Block is that you can stroll from club to club without paying a cover. The disadvantage is that you are expected to purchase a drink within a few seconds of entering.

Here's the most important thing to know about The Block...."Hold your ground". Don't allow yourself to be strong-armed into buying a drink at a club where you do not see anyone of interest. Simply walk in, make a quick survey of the girls and environment, and decide whether the place is worth a $6-$7 beer.

While some Block clubs have nicer aesthetics than others, most Block clubs are essentially the same from an appearance perspective. Also, some of the girls may move between clubs.

I have enjoyed past visits to The Jewel Box, but as with anything, YMMV.

If you have not previously been to The Block, my advice is to roam among the clubs (The Block is very aptly named, as it is a city block filled with one club after another). Buy a drink at a club where you initially like the girls/atmosphere, and move one to another club for your next drink if you don't like it.

There are hawkers on the street (most of which are extremely irritating and pushy) which try to convince you that their club is the best. Don't allow them to intimidate you.

The Block is not cheap. You will be asked by one girl after another to buy a drink from her. Drinks start at $20 for the dancers, and go up from there. Be prepared to have them suck it down quicker than you've ever seen anyone drink anything, so they can move on to the next "victim".

If you're going to buy a drink for a girl, I recommend going with the ones that are frisky immediately upon going up to you. While that certainly doesn't not guarantee a satisfying experience, I have found that a dancer's initial approach is often indicative of your drinking time with her.

Depending on what you want, the older dancers may be a wise choice. By all means, if you simply want to hang out with a hottie (keeping in mind that a Block hottie is not the same as a hottie at another club...it's all relative), choose a younger one.

The Block has a larger variety of girls than more traditional clubs.3

There are other clubs in the city, which you can see reviewed on various Strip Club review sites.

Have fun.

Oh, and DO NOT use a credit card there. Also remember that if they ask for $200, they will likely settle for $100. In addition, the bartenders expect hefty tips. Depending on your intent, it may be worth giving into the 20% or more tip expectation, as they will ensure you have a good time.

Yes Yes I am a bell ringer, last minute man, don’t do any thing to day you can put off until tomorrow. Well finishing up my 2006 personal tax returns at 11:00 PM EDT which allows me to get them to the Fayette Street US Post Office by 11:45PM EDT. Just drive by postal employees with bins offer curb side service to the lines of cars creating a midnight traffic jam. Hey I do my part I get there before midnight, no lines, no cars, no postal employees, Post office closed at 9:00 PM EDT, WTF. Get out my wireless laptop and the deadline is tomorrow 4/17/07 due to Emancipation Day in DC, I look at my Form 1040 filing Instructions and it clearly states 4/16/07 is the filling deadline WTF.

I am pissed I did something a day early WTF, first fucked by the IRS, then fucked by the Post Office, then fucked by the old wrong date routine. I am real pissed, I could go postal or get a drink, decisions decisions. It is time for me to fuck somebody, being conveniently adjacent to the Block at midnight, is this Karma or what? Drive Fayette Street to South Street to Baltimore Street and find an open parking place on the left, this is Karma again. The open parking is directly in front of the Club With No Name , I don’t think I have been here in 20 years. The last two Baltimore RT’s in December, I need help from attendees that were not as drunk as myself, did we go in The Club With No Name? Help me Doc, SF, BSR, Fool.

I go in to The Club With No Name, 1 patron, 3dancers and 1 barmaid the place is deserted. I need a f’ing drink, order a beer and a fine, fine, fine black dancer is coming off of the stage and heading for me. She is very pretty 22(finally saw her ID, you know the old fake name and then real name routine, I was not born yesterday, I come from the show me state) 34C-24-36 5-6 130#. Another black booty girl, Big Red might get lucky. Block Dancer(not her real name) starts rubbing my back, neck and other things; I flip for the lap dance. 2 this girl is grabbing little red through my jeans with that fine fine ass. She can clap her ass like RT Girl from the Last DC RT. Block Dancer(not her real name) goes down in the darkness of the bar, pulls my zipper down with her teeth and asks if she can taste my dick. This is the old are you A Cop test, I passed while Block Dancer(not her real name) is giving me a DT BBBJ at the bar. She stops and asks if I want to go down stairs, this is called suction, let me think, what do you want to do little red, but the big head asks how much, $ for the champagne and any tip I wanted to give.

So we go down into a small dingy basement changing room with a convenient mattress on the floor. The atmosphere and ambiance was shit but her attitude and service more than compensated for it. This girl was very cool and not pushy, I asked what kind of tip she had in mind, she suggested I lay back and think about it while she DTBBBJ and let me finger her fine sweet pussy, again this is called suction. I decide this could turn into a nice thing so I gave her $, that was the right incentive. DTBBBJ I mean with her tongue under my balls, stood up fucked her throat (this is Karma fellas), cover on Doggie, then CG, RCG, Mish, then head stand with me doing a inverted doggie if there is a better name for this let me know. That was it blew my load so much for Karma! She pulls off my rubber and cleans me off with her mouth DTBBBJTCNQCIM, Hoorah. She asked if I was pleased, wanted me to take her home, problem with BF Blah Blah Blah. Sorry sweetheart me casa es no su casa. She gave me her cell number, and real name, I said prove it she showed me her ID. She said she would meet me for a date at a hotel or any place of my choosing, she gave me her schedule and she said I could come by at end of shifts and pick her up. She was very accommodating lets see if digits work and attitude/service repeats.

Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/8/9/9 she gets extra points for not using the standard block call: buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink…….

Well guys I had some eat in, I will try carry out later this week or next week and will report then.

Oh yeah my taxes are done a day ahead of time, I hate when that happens!

Big Red

I visited Baltimore for the first time a few weeks ago and thanks to all the information on this forum, I made efficient use of my extracurricular time in the city.

First, the profane. I couldn’t leave Baltimore without visiting the block. After walking around a while, I went into the Glass Slipper about 11 one weeknight and was immediately approached by Hollywood, a large black woman. She gave me lots of options but I settled for a HJ at the bar for .4 (plus the obligatory drink for .2). She didn’t charge anything for the lotion she used. Even though it was kind of crowded and we were in the open at the end of the bar against the mirrored wall, I was able to roam freely and finger her as she jerked me off. My fingers ended up smelling more like armpit odor than pussy smell. I left there both excited and disgusted.

And the sacred. The next morning I had an appointment with Jill, the CMT who advertises on craigslist. She has a small room in an old office building in a nice neighborhood. Soft lights, soothing music, nice conversation, very thorough massage. I left there happy and tingling all over.

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Yes Yes I am a bell ringer, last minute man, don’t do any thing to day you can put off until tomorrow. Well finishing up my 2006 personal tax returns at 11:00 PM EDT which allows me to get them to the Fayette Street US Post Office by 11:45PM EDT. Just drive by postal employees with bins offer curb side service to the lines of cars creating a midnight traffic jam. Hey I do my part I get there before midnight, no lines, no cars, no postal employees, Post office closed at 9:00 PM EDT, WTF. Get out my wireless laptop and the deadline is tomorrow 4/17/07 due to Emancipation Day in DC, I look at my Form 1040 filing Instructions and it clearly states 4/16/07 is the filling deadline WTF.

I am pissed I did something a day early WTF, first fucked by the IRS, then fucked by the Post Office, then fucked by the old wrong date routine. I am real pissed, I could go postal or get a drink, decisions decisions. It is time for me to fuck somebody, being conveniently adjacent to the Block at midnight, is this Karma or what? Drive Fayette Street to South Street to Baltimore Street and find an open parking place on the left, this is Karma again. The open parking is directly in front of the ******* Club, I don’t think I have been here in 20 years. The last two Baltimore RT’s in December, I need help from attendees that were not as drunk as myself, did we go in ******? Help me Doc, SF, BSR, Fool.

I go in to *******, 1 patron, 3dancers and 1 barmaid the place is deserted. I need a f’ing drink, order a beer and a fine, fine, fine black dancer is coming off of the stage and heading for me. She is very pretty 22(finally saw her ID, you know the old fake name and then real name routine, I was not born yesterday, I come from the show me state) 34C-24-36 5-6 130#. Another black booty girl, Big Red might get lucky. ***** (not her real name) starts rubbing my back, neck and other things; I flip for the lap dance. 2 this girl is grabbing little red through my jeans with that fine fine ass. She can clap her ass like Special from the Last DC RT. ****** (not her real name) goes down in the darkness of the bar, pulls my zipper down with her teeth and asks if she can taste my dick. This is the old are you A Cop test, I passed while ***** (not her real name) is giving me a DT BBBJ at the bar. She stops and asks if I want to go down stairs, this is called suction, let me think, what do you want to do little red, but the big head asks how much, $ for the champagne and any tip I wanted to give.

So we go down into a small dingy basement changing room with a convenient mattress on the floor. The atmosphere and ambiance was shit but her attitude and service more than compensated for it. This girl was very cool and not pushy, I asked what kind of tip she had in mind, she suggested I lay back and think about it while she DTBBBJ and let me finger her fine sweet pussy, again this is called suction. I decide this could turn into a nice thing so I gave her $, that was the right incentive. DTBBBJ I mean with her tongue under my balls, stood up fucked her throat (this is Karma fellas), cover on Doggie, then CG, RCG, Mish, then head stand with me doing a inverted doggie if there is a better name for this let me know. That was it blew my load so much for Karma! She pulls off my rubber and cleans me off with her mouth DTBBBJTCNQCIM, Hoorah. She asked if I was pleased, wanted me to take her home, problem with BF Blah Blah Blah. Sorry sweetheart me casa es no su casa. She gave me her cell number, and real name, I said prove it she showed me her ID. She said she would meet me for a date at a hotel or any place of my choosing, she gave me her schedule and she said I could come by at end of shifts and pick her up. She was very accommodating lets see if digits work and attitude/service repeats.

Stats
Looks/body/attitude/service
8/8/9/9 she gets extra points for not using the standard block call: buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink…….

Well guys I had some eat in, I will try carry out later this week or next week and will report then.

Oh yeah my taxes are done a day ahead of time, I hate when that happens!

Big Red[/QUOTE]

BR50,

Great report, as usual. I know you were excited by your fantastic score. However, please edit this post to remove the name of the club and the stage name of the dancer, for her and the club's protection. Remember discretion is the better part of Valor.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]BR50,

Great report, as usual. I know you were excited by your fantastic score. However, please edit this post to remove the name of the club and the stage name of the dancer, for her and the club's protection. Remember discretion is the better part of Valor.

Dr. Monger[/QUOTE]Thanks for reining me in Doc. I certainly would not want the Un-named Dancer at the Club With No Name to have LE or pervert problems. Thanks Doc and could you edit the Un-named dancers name in your report.

I might have to frequent the block more often.

Big Red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Thanks for reining me in Doc. I certainly would not want the Un-named Dancer at the Club With No Name to have LE or pervert problems. Thanks Doc and could you edit the Un-named dancers name in your report.

I might have to frequent the block more often.

Big Red[/QUOTE]Black dancers aren't my cup of tea, but I am sure curious/tempted by this post. $+$ tip for the block? That's a good price. Or I just have sucker written on my forehead.

Your post will probably tempt me to make my own trip down there tonight. I've been going to the same AMP for a year now and would like a different flavor.

This article appeared in today's Baltimore Sun newspaper and is a follow up to an earlier article recently posted here. There doesn't appear to be any safe place to get away from violent crime these days.

Baltimore police have arrested a third man wanted in connection with the holdup last month of a Baltimore strip club that was foiled by two off-duty police officers.

Members of the Warrant Apprehension Task Force arrested David Robinson, 34, yesterday at an unspecified location in Prince George's County, police said.

Robinson, who lives in Mount Rainier, has been charged in a warrant with armed robbery and other related charges in connection with the April 5 incident at Fantasies Night Club in the 5500 block of Pennington Ave.

Police said two men entered the club shortly before 2 a.m. and announced a robbery, and one man fired a shot into the ceiling.

The off-duty police officers shot the pair, killing one man and wounding another. Police have said they believe Robinson was acting as the getaway driver.

BBB

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Yes Yes I am a bell ringer, last minute man, don’t do any thing to day you can put off until tomorrow. Well finishing up my 2006 personal tax returns at 11:00 PM EDT which allows me to get them to the Fayette Street US Post Office by 11:45PM EDT. Just drive by postal employees with bins offer curb side service to the lines of cars creating a midnight traffic jam. Hey I do my part I get there before midnight, no lines, no cars, no postal employees, Post office closed at 9:00 PM EDT, WTF. Get out my wireless laptop and the deadline is tomorrow 4/17/07 due to Emancipation Day in DC, I look at my Form 1040 filing Instructions and it clearly states 4/16/07 is the filling deadline WTF.

I am pissed I did something a day early WTF, first fucked by the IRS, then fucked by the Post Office, then fucked by the old wrong date routine. I am real pissed, I could go postal or get a drink, decisions decisions. It is time for me to fuck somebody, being conveniently adjacent to the Block at midnight, is this Karma or what? Drive Fayette Street to South Street to Baltimore Street and find an open parking place on the left, this is Karma again. The open parking is directly in front of the Club With No Name , I don’t think I have been here in 20 years. The last two Baltimore RT’s in December, I need help from attendees that were not as drunk as myself, did we go in The Club With No Name? Help me Doc, SF, BSR, Fool.

I go in to The Club With No Name, 1 patron, 3dancers and 1 barmaid the place is deserted. I need a f’ing drink, order a beer and a fine, fine, fine black dancer is coming off of the stage and heading for me. She is very pretty 22(finally saw her ID, you know the old fake name and then real name routine, I was not born yesterday, I come from the show me state) 34C-24-36 5-6 130#. Another black booty girl, Big Red might get lucky. Block Dancer(not her real name) starts rubbing my back, neck and other things; I flip for the lap dance. 2 this girl is grabbing little red through my jeans with that fine fine ass. She can clap her ass like RT Girl from the Last DC RT. Block Dancer(not her real name) goes down in the darkness of the bar, pulls my zipper down with her teeth and asks if she can taste my dick. This is the old are you A Cop test, I passed while Block Dancer(not her real name) is giving me a DT BBBJ at the bar. She stops and asks if I want to go down stairs, this is called suction, let me think, what do you want to do little red, but the big head asks how much, $ for the champagne and any tip I wanted to give.

So we go down into a small dingy basement changing room with a convenient mattress on the floor. The atmosphere and ambiance was shit but her attitude and service more than compensated for it. This girl was very cool and not pushy, I asked what kind of tip she had in mind, she suggested I lay back and think about it while she DTBBBJ and let me finger her fine sweet pussy, again this is called suction. I decide this could turn into a nice thing so I gave her $, that was the right incentive. DTBBBJ I mean with her tongue under my balls, stood up fucked her throat (this is Karma fellas), cover on Doggie, then CG, RCG, Mish, then head stand with me doing a inverted doggie if there is a better name for this let me know. That was it blew my load so much for Karma! She pulls off my rubber and cleans me off with her mouth DTBBBJTCNQCIM, Hoorah. She asked if I was pleased, wanted me to take her home, problem with BF Blah Blah Blah. Sorry sweetheart me casa es no su casa. She gave me her cell number, and real name, I said prove it she showed me her ID. She said she would meet me for a date at a hotel or any place of my choosing, she gave me her schedule and she said I could come by at end of shifts and pick her up. She was very accommodating lets see if digits work and attitude/service repeats.

Stats

Looks/body/attitude/service

8/8/9/9 she gets extra points for not using the standard block call: buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink, buy me a drink.


Well guys I had some eat in, I will try carry out later this week or next week and will report then.

Oh yeah my taxes are done a day ahead of time, I hate when that happens!

Big Red[/QUOTE]Damn motha fucking congrats! I will have to venture out to MD 1 day. So how did the follow up call go Big Red?

[QUOTE=Saiyen]Damn motha fucking congrats! I will have to venture out to MD 1 day. So how did the follow up call go Big Red?[/QUOTE]I have spoken to her several times, but have not been able to hook up, I have been to busy with civilians, MILFS and a 22 year old non-pro Ivy League black booty college girl. I met her through an add on CL but she has not posted in a month, I guess she is now under the radar thank God for digits that work. This girls 36D-27-38 beautiful ass just floats my boat. 2 sets of working digits that would never happen with SW’s.

The un-named dancer at The Club With No Name TCWNN, has wanted to meet after 2AM shift way past my bedtime. But I will stay up late one night and report, perhaps this week end.

Big Red

Its been about 4 years since I've been to the block as I've moved away from the Wash DC/ Baltimore area. Upon my return on Friday around rush hour, I stopped in for a delicious cheesesteak at Crazy John's. Unfortunately, that was probably the best part of my trip. I'm not sure if my perceptions have changed as I've gotten older or if I've been spoiled by hot French Canadian girls while living in Montreal, but the Block has seriously gone down the shi**er. I meandered in all the clubs on the side street and in Club Pussycat and walked right back out of each one. Also stopped in the Jewel Box, had a beer and left. No less than 3 girls asked me for a "couple dollars" without so much as to putting 5 minutes into trying to develop a repetoir with me. One just asked me for some change.

The blocks days appear to be numbered as condos are going up nearby and business seems to be really bad (lack of any tourists or businessmen, seemed to be all "locals").

I had the misfortune of visiting the Block(TM) lately. It is unbelievable how pathetic it has become. I swear to you that on a recent trip I spent $2. Two dollars. One was a tip to the bartender who gave me my drink (on the house) and the other was to a dancer who came by whilst I was imbibing said drink. And I only stopped becuase of the free drink. No other club I ventured into had anything even worth a $6 drink to watch. The quantity and quality of girls was simply sad. If I only knew many years ago what I know now (and had the cash) I could have had some fun before things got so bad. A variety of factors has changed the Block(TM), but the shutting down of the westside clubs and their transference to the Block(TM) has definitely changed the nature of the gents (and I use that term loosely) wandering E. Baltimore street, as well as rendering several clubs simply a waste of time for some of us as they don't offer the type of dancer we like.

I am sure in time the pendulum will swing back. It had better be soon.

Dr. Monger

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]I had the misfortune of visiting the Block(TM) lately. It is unbelievable how pathetic it has become.[/QUOTE]

Wow, that's distressing. Nothing decent on the streets, the AMP's on the downswing and even the Block, the last bastion of anonymous sex, isn't worth the parking fee. What's a brother monger to do?

I've been looking at trying some of the TER and BD local talent, but they all want this verification bullshit. I'm married, self-employed, and work out of the house. I'll be damned if I'm going to give a contact where my wife can answer the phone to talk to some "courtesan". Any of you guys have an answer to this conundrum?

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]I've been looking at trying some of the TER and BD local talent, but they all want this verification bullshit. I'm married, self-employed, and work out of the house. I'll be damned if I'm going to give a contact where my wife can answer the phone to talk to some "courtesan". Any of you guys have an answer to this conundrum?[/QUOTE]One of my buddies and I have a deal on this. I give the new provider a fake name (Jennifer) and then have the new provider call my friend's cell phone. My friend says that he is the scheduler for Jennifer and that the only records he keeps are the bad clients. He says that I'm not on the bad list so I must be OK.

We have used this about 5 times, but so far only 1 provider has actually made the call. They usually just call me back and give me the location.

Horsetrader

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]I've been looking at trying some of the TER and BD local talent, but they all want this verification bullshit. I'm married, self-employed, and work out of the house. I'll be damned if I'm going to give a contact where my wife can answer the phone to talk to some "courtesan". Any of you guys have an answer to this conundrum?[/QUOTE]
Another approach is one of the pre-verification services, like Room Service 2000 (aka RS2K). I don't know how much they cost, but there is a fee involved... Some agencies have less-stringent requirements (if any, LOL), which can be a stepping stone to the independent girls.

You can also try building a professional relationship with the courtesan of your choice via e-mail, explain your situation, etc. Once you've actually met, you can ask her to white-list you on TER, too. And TER members have been having Meet & Greets -- they can be a way to meet several prospective ladies at once. The DC forum is quite active in that regard.

Good Luck!

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]I've been looking at trying some of the TER and BD local talent, but they all want this verification bullshit. I'm married, self-employed, and work out of the house. I'll be damned if I'm going to give a contact where my wife can answer the phone to talk to some "courtesan". Any of you guys have an answer to this conundrum?[/QUOTE]They're not looking to make trouble for you -- they're just wanting to confirm that you're not a cop. When I was getting references at first, I picked reputable ladies who were well-known for discretion. If you tell her your situation, she can work something out; she might pose as a customer, or someone from your insurance agent's office. Reputable providers who are interested in screening will have some cover stories put together in advance, and will work with you to provide something plausible. They just want to be able to do a reverse phone number lookup and confirm that it doesn't go to "Howard County Police, can I help you?", that's all.

There are some services that will take care of screening you; Preferred411 is a good one, as is Date-Check. RoomService2000 is also good, but doesn't seem to be widely used around here. The advantage to a service is that you can get screened while traveling; for instance, when I go to Dallas, I just give my P411 ID when I email the lady, and I'm good to go. None of this "let me call these references and get back to you once I hear from them" bullshit -- I can have a lady finish screening and be on her way to my hotel in 30 minutes, if everything goes right. I called a chick once, gave her my P411 ID over the phone, and she checked it while I was on hold. She set me up right then for later that evening. It's $60 per year, but well worth it.

[QUOTE=Enor Muscock]I've been looking at trying some of the TER and BD local talent, but they all want this verification bullshit. I'm married, self-employed, and work out of the house. I'll be damned if I'm going to give a contact where my wife can answer the phone to talk to some "courtesan". Any of you guys have an answer to this conundrum?[/QUOTE]


First, don't bother with agencies if you are looking to build up references. If the lady is serious about requiring references, she probably will not accept an agency as one. They normally specify a reference by an independent provider.

Don't make an appointment via their web site appointment request form. There will usually be some mandatory fields for the references. Just use the email or phone numbers for contact for an appointment. Don't even mention references and they usually will not either. I have only had one provider who posted that she required references actually ask for them when I called her. By that time I had several ladies I could give.

I have never had to give up personal info, like work numbers or such. I always call using an unblocked cell phone and give that number for them to return a call.

I finally had some success on The Block(TM) recently. One club had a few hotties while the others were dead. One beautiful dancer who looked like the hot girl next door with a cute face and a killer 19 y.o. body was extremely aggressive until she found out I don't do the back room. Does not go out of the club however, two bad, she was escort quality. But another young hottie was more than eager to meet me, and lived up to her word about a meeting outside the club. It was the first sign of life there in some time.

Dr. Monger

P.S. My 500th post is coming up, I hope to make it special...any suggestions?

[QUOTE=Dr.Monger]I finally had some success on The Block(TM) recently. One club had a few hotties while the others were dead. One beautiful dancer who looked like the hot girl next door with a cute face and a killer 19 y.o. body was extremely aggressive until she found out I don't do the back room. Does not go out of the club however, two bad, she was escort quality. But another young hottie was more than eager to meet me, and lived up to her word about a meeting outside the club. It was the first sign of life there in some time.

Dr. Monger

P.S. My 500th post is coming up, I hope to make it special...any suggestions?[/QUOTE]Well Doc this is a milestone. I just did my 333th post with three girls Brazilian, Black Booty and MILF in three states. I suggest 5 incredible blockettes, or a single 5 star blockett. Is there such a thing as $$$$$ pussy in Baltimore. LOL

Big Red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Well Doc this is a milestone. I just did my 333th post with three girls Brazilian, Black Booty and MILF in three states. I suggest 5 incredible blockettes, or a single 5 star blockett. Is there such a thing as $$$$$ pussy in Baltimore. LOL

Big Red[/QUOTE]

Knowing Doc as well as I do, I would be hard presserd to imagine that there are in fact, 5 blockettes that he would find acceptable. At least, 5 working on the Block at the same time....

But damn... 500 posts deserves something special.. We should have a RT or something.

- Bench

Ok, so I've been lurking here for awhile, more interested in the AMP side of things, but I've had some experiences in the strip clubs, and previously had nothing to write about.

Last night, that changed.

First off, I am familiar with places like GGC, where you pay an arm and a leg to get in, pay a lot for a room, and then get a fully clothed grind for $$$. I actually met and dated a few girls outside of the club, but it always seemed to be too expensive for a hobby. I'm 'friendly' with a few of the girls that work there now but I've decided to keep the wallet closed when it comes to them.

So last night my best friend and I went out and ended up at The Block. Now the last time I was there, I was probably 16 years old, and it was, quite frankly, scary as shit. Now I'm a little more in touch with the world, and know how things work, so I felt more comfortable.

The first place we went into was a very nice looking club, girls probably in the 8+ range for looks. Too bad they were all skiers. Also, the guy-to-girl ratio was low, so my buddy and I were swarmed with 4-5 girls as soon as we sat down. Paid $8 for a shotglass full of jack and coke, and then left quickly.

From there we went across the street, the doorman used to work with my buddy at The Ritz, and we stood and bs'd for awhile with him, and then went into the bar. WHOA!

This was the same place I went when I was 16 (different name back then). Still a shithole compared to places like GGC. But the Bartender, Debra was hot as hell, poured heavy drinks, that were big drinks, and they were the same price as the place across the street. She also hooked us up with free shots after we helped her open some bottles (long fake nails don't make for easy opening) and $1 premium drinks courtesy of our favorite new stripper, Wonderland. We were throwing $1's at her and if we could land them in the glass between her tits we got a drink. The owner was cool too.

Granted, I saw some shit there that made me want to burn my eyes out. Like the very hirstute black stripper. But all in all, a good night.

I ended up back with Tara, got a private room 40 minute lapdance for. 6 +. 2 tip (which is still cheaper than GGC, where you pay. 3 for a 5 minute public lapdance, no touching, and still have to pay a tip. Private rooms there are $$$+tip and still no touching.). My private dance was only supposed to be 20 minutes but the owner came over and asked if I wanted another, and before I could answer she looked at the clock and said 'nevermind, have fun', because it was close to closing time.

For those of you keeping track, Tara claimed to be 21, about 5'4", nice trim dancers body, short blond hair in a bob. I would say overall about a 6. Nice teeth (all there, clean and straight), clear blue eyes (didn't have that coked out look that they get. She said she was fairly new to this), and nice personality, not pushy at all. Small tits, probably an A-cup, and shaved blonde snizz (had a little stubble).

So I'm thinking about possibly going back, my dancer told me the best times to come in, and how much FS costs, etc.

So since this was my first foray outside of the overpriced clubs near the county, do you think I got ripped off or did I do OK? I spent, including the bar tab, around $ and was there for about 3 hours total.

EC

Hey guys, lets all get together and have an RT!

I'm in. Just let me know. After next week end I'm free till July 3.

Smiling Fox; )

[QUOTE=Smiling Fox]Hey guys, lets all get together and have an RT!

I'm in. Just let me know. After next week end I'm free till July 3.

Smiling Fox; )[/QUOTE]

Hello Smiling Fox

Hell yeah, we have DC RT's lets have a Doc RT or Block RT. We have trifuctas, and bifuctas how about a blockfucta, every body has to get sexed by a blockette, barstool BJ's count (this could be the title for a new country western hit "Barstool BJ's", no somebody already recorded that one). Lap dances do not count unless you can hide the pickle while grinding.

I am free 6/11-6/29/07 wedding on 6/30/07(wedding's have been very productive lately for civilian MILF's, thanks to SF pointers) and after the 4th.

Patiently waiting on the edge of my barstool.

Big Red

Big Red

[QUOTE=Evil Chux]Ok, so I've been lurking here for awhile, more interested in the AMP side of things, but I've had some experiences in the strip clubs, and previously had nothing to write about.

So last night my best friend and I went out and ended up at The Block. Now the last time I was there, I was probably 16 years old, and it was, quite frankly, scary as shit. Now I'm a little more in touch with the world, and know how things work, so I felt more comfortable.

For those of you keeping track, Tara claimed to be 21, about 5'4", nice trim dancers body, short blond hair in a bob. I would say overall about a 6. Nice teeth (all there, clean and straight), clear blue eyes (didn't have that coked out look that they get. She said she was fairly new to this), and nice personality, not pushy at all. Small tits, probably an A-cup, and shaved blonde snizz (had a little stubble).

So I'm thinking about possibly going back, my dancer told me the best times to come in, and how much FS costs, etc.

So since this was my first foray outside of the overpriced clubs near the county, do you think I got ripped off or did I do OK? I spent, including the bar tab, around $ and was there for about 3 hours total.

EC[/QUOTE]

Hello Chux

Welcome to the board, great first post one of the few newbies who get it, "ask not what your forum can do for you but, what you can do for your form.

Drinking at the block 3 hours and lap dances for $ you did fine. Hell I can go to Annapolis with friends for the evening and spend more than $, you know carbombs and oyster shooters run up the tab; Furthermore the closest we might get to any block quality pussy is a warm bar stool. If you get to know the girls schedules and likes you can get FS for twice that $$. The goal here is to get an incredible looking blockette for carry out to a hotel/motel/notel so you can open up the whole package and savor it for a while.

As a suggestion, in the future when you post, omit the bar name or the dancers name, and offer it to “trusted members or senior members” via private message (PM). This advice was given to me by the Honorable Dr.Monger, Mayor elect of the Baltimore Block, when I posted a graphic Block report with to much information. You would not want to cause trouble for your favorite Blockette or her club with LE or some weirdo; yes unfortunately weirdoes do read this board. Now whom is a trusted member, you decide it is your intel and recon. I suggest looking at their posts, to see a history of reports and look for information exchange. As our fearless leader has so often stated [QUOTE=Jackson]
Gentlemen,

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange of information between Men on the subject of finding Women for Sex. [/QUOTE]The key word here is exchange of information going both ways.


Don't wait so long between Block trips

Big Red

[QUOTE=Big Red50]Hello Chux

As a suggestion, in the future when you post, omit the bar name or the dancers name, and offer it to “trusted members or senior members” via private message (PM). This advice was given to me by the Honorable Dr.Monger, Mayor elect of the Baltimore Block, when I posted a graphic Block report with to much information. You would not want to cause trouble for your favorite Blockette or her club with LE or some weirdo; yes unfortunately weirdoes do read this board. Now whom is a trusted member, you decide it is your intel and recon. I suggest looking at their posts, to see a history of reports and look for information exchange. As our fearless leader has so often stated The key word here is exchange of information going both ways.
[/QUOTE]BR, Thanks for the suggestion - I was very conscious not to name the clubs themselves but didn't think about the providers name. I went back to see if I could edit it out but was unable to...if you know how to do this or if there's a mod out there who could, it would be much appreciated.

Thanks again for the advice and words of encouragement. Gonna keep reading up, I'm getting an education here. :)

EC

Friday night, I was able to be out and about, since the SO was out of town. Here is what I checked out

In the Baltimore area: could not checkout the loops yet (my wheels are not monger mobile like and stand out like a sore thumb) but at Sherrie’s: was happy to refuse to buy " X " a drink because there were no good vibes and that she was going to give me the middle finger later.

New Haven and Eldorado: being the first time I go there I just wanted to get the feel. Did not stay long but would return.

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]Friday night, I was able to be out and about, since the SO was out of town. Here is what I checked out

In the Baltimore area: could not checkout the loops yet (my wheels are not monger mobile like and stand out like a sore thumb) but at Sherrie’s: was happy to refuse to buy " X " a drink because there were no good vibes and that she was going to give me the middle finger later.

New Haven and Eldorado: being the first time I go there I just wanted to get the feel. Did not stay long but would return.[/QUOTE]


Ah Sherrie's on Rt. 40?? My favorite. No back room and the bartenders keep hitting you for drinks. I once a while got lucky there and got some take home but the lap dance rates are way off the charts. If you can get take out, it can work out though as those girls are truly desparate.


Larry!

Yes Larry, the one on Pulasky.

When I will go back again I will sit far from the barman

:)

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Ah Sherrie's on Rt. 40?? My favorite. No back room and the bartenders keep hitting you for drinks. I once a while got lucky there and got some take home but the lap dance rates are way off the charts. If you can get take out, it can work out though as those girls are truly desparate.


Larry![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]Yes Larry, the one on Pulasky.

When I will go back again I will sit far from the barman

:)[/QUOTE]

Pulaski! Named after the General. ;)

There used a be a woman named Tipsy or something like that wqho worked there. She's been there forever.

She's a crook. If you drink watch your change and never leave money on the bar. He favorite was to clear away your drink if you went to the head.

"Oh, I didn't know you were still here." I made her replace the drink often. She later figured out that I was on to her scam. I saw her pull it on other guys.



Larry!

Thanks for the warning, the barman I saw had a bandana on his head.

[QUOTE=Larry 56]Pulaski! Named after the General. ;)

There used a be a woman named Tipsy or something like that wqho worked there. She's been there forever.

She's a crook. If you drink watch your change and never leave money on the bar. He favorite was to clear away your drink if you went to the head.

"Oh, I didn't know you were still here." I made her replace the drink often. She later figured out that I was on to her scam. I saw her pull it on other guys.



Larry![/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Loopy De Loop]Thanks for the warning, the barman I saw had a bandana on his head.[/QUOTE]Sorry. I don't know him. Watch out there!

Larry!

Does anybody know what nights January works at Sherrie's. I haven't seen her the last few times I stopped in.

BD

What is the difference between lap dance and nude lap dance?

One is when she has clothes on and the other is when she does not.

[QUOTE=Happylife]What is the difference between lap dance and nude lap dance?[/QUOTE]