So Many Questions, So Little Time
[QUOTE=Yanqui69]Gentlemen, (No, YOU!)
Can I get contact info for Lila?
Is there a website, number, URL, what?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yanqui69]Gees! You sold me!
What's the contact info on her?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Yanqui69]...but for the Osaka service, are we still talking about "the works" for jacksons vs Franklins?[/QUOTE]
[quote=Yanqui69]Is the normal tip for everything really just 3-4 jacksons?
Appreciate the info[/quote]
There's a website, and email, a phone number - even thirty pics or so.
However, those only go to members who have at least one post that isn't a request for information. If you can't find her with the clues that there already are and you refuse to contribute, let me be the first to wish you good luck.
Benchseats Rock
Fuckin Box Springs Squeek....
[QUOTE=Frank99]....starting off the new year with a loud and clear RTFF![/QUOTE]
[url=http://www.usasexguide.info/forum/member.php?u=32217][size=+1]Benchseats Rock[/size][/url]
[size=-2]Senior Member
Reports: 843[/size]
How do I say this gently... 843 posts, One less than LL when you sent me the Jibe PM to remind me... Now, I realize 747 of those posts were a cleaver way to say RTFF, but only six trip reports? Dude, you gotta get out and fuck more...
Which reminds me, I'll be calling you "ASAFP" to set up [post=491057]another adventure...[/post]
LL
BTW - Cand you send me Lila's website?
[size=-4]Ok, so he has more than 6 trip reports, that's why the "correction" is in small type. Makes for better copy when you abuse your friends... [/size] :rolleyes:
All tied up, with nobody to fuck...
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]All tied up with you now. Wish you were here....
BSR[/QUOTE]ROTFLMAO. Good one!
NOW I know why you don't do many trip reports. You obviously fear your escapades will offend sensibilities of the majority of the readers of this forum.
Rat bastard! I know you didn't paintshop that pic, so I wish I were there too... Do me a favor, give her a little extra pleasure with my compliments.
LoveLOS
and that is why they are called "Private" Messages...
1 photos
Pardoning the fuck out of you. Coming right up.
[QUOTE=Yanqui69]Okay, so DC's not my stomping ground.
Pardon the F*** outta me.
If you search a little further, you'll find 40 posts on ISG.
Maybe I can return the courtesy sometime.[/QUOTE]
Introducing yourself as a Senior from ISG probably wouldn't have been the dumbest thing to do you know... before you started begging for help like a newbie...
All I am saying is that you're lazy. In fact, you've said it yourself.
[QUOTE=Yanqui69 on the ISG Forum]Everyone has different perspectives and tastes.
If I'm a "lazy monger" so be it, -but that's my choice.
To each his own.[/QUOTE]
To each his own indeed.
If you weren't a Senior at ISG I wouldn't have even bothered responding, but in the interests of inter-forum congeniality (I am a senior over there too, and you can thank LoveLOS for giving me shit over Street Walkin Cheetah's being a bonafide Senior Member) I will lead you to your desired destination by way of example but I warn you now, I am a pedantic son of a b*tch: And just in case anyone over on this side of the Gulf Stream thinks that I may be going soft, consider this a backhanded but genuine apology to a Senior Member as much as it is, if not moreso, a primer on how to RTFF for the newbies who desperately need to learn that although we are able to answer their questions, that they are perfectly capable of performing the most minimal amount of research, reporting on their exploits and avoid the .45 caliber flamethrower.
[size=5][b]How to RTFF[/b][/size]
[size=3][b] A Primer by Benchseats Rock[/b][/size]
In this case it is pretty damn easy, being that the seminal (pun intended) report from BigRed50 (who is doing damn well for a newbie I might add) is chock full of information to work with.
[quote=Big Red]
[b]Lila last summer[/b]
Promised a Senior Member at the RT I would post info on Lila.
I have not seen her since last year, but this Russian woman is hot. Lila loves anal, all positions, CIM and multiples. She was $$.5/h, her rates have gone up some and she is widely reviewed on TER and TBD. I thought this forum should have a review also.
Need to monger in DC again.[/quote]
Now even though there are mentions of two sites in the report that have reviews of Lila, and you could just go to either one of them and read the reviews and get her information that way, let’s assume for a moment that the report conformed to the guidelines of this forum and these two sites were never mentioned to begin with. And/or, you’ve never heard of them in the first place and the abbreviations meant nothing to you anyway. Maybe you're from out of town. I suspect that this may indeed be the case, but as I am about to demonstrate, it doesn’t really matter.
So from the report (with pics!!) we now know that Lila is an escort in D.C., costs a lot of money and loves anal. And that she is Russian. And that we want to fuck her little euro ass all the way into next week, and that she’ll probably let you and like it.
How on earth do we find information in this miraculous age of computing power and the interwebs and the internets – an age in society that is perhaps most notably identified by the entry of the word Google into the Oxford English Dictionary. Wait a minute, did I just say Google? Aha!!!! Of course!!! Google!!!! The ultimate search engine on the planet for finding out information on just about everything you’d ever want to know. And now that we have reminded ourselves about Google.com, let’s plug in what we would like to know more about, shall we?
We want to know more about Lila, who is an escort in DC. So we enter into google:
[url=http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=Lila%2C+Escort%2C+Washington+&btnG=Search]“Lila, Escort, Washington”[/url]
You’ll notice that a whole bunch of gobbledegook comes up, but it is numerically sorted gobbledegook. Let's have a look at the first few results: could it be Number 1? Nope. Number 2? Book shit. Number 3? Not even close. It's just more of the same bookshit. Number 4? Hmmm..... I think we have a winner. Well hot damn! Number 4 looks pretty good. It does at least on my screen, and by now it should be pretty apparent that you’ve discovered a potential link to the woman currently occupying the obsessive-must-have-can’t-think-clearly portion of your head. Let’s click on that link for good old number 4 and hope that we don’t get shanghaied by Google – it happens sometimes, but they’re getting better. Let’s see here, not 1, not 2, scroll down a bit with me, not 3, ahh…. Here it is! [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-lila5.htm]Link #4[/url]. Bingo!! By Jove, I think He’s got it! Bob’s your uncle. Huzzah.
Now you are in possession of everything you were looking for, know everything you wanted to know, and are fully prepared to seek out and enjoy the erstwhile Lila, and come back and report on your exploits here in the forum and reap the praise of your fellow mongering community and have pride that you are an educated monger, a resourceful and reliable monger, able to monger in a strange land with strange women despite any strange abbreviations, but remember that most of all, it’s about the strange.
Have fun, Stay Safe, Monger On, and always remember to RTFF,
Benchseats Rock
Laughing so hard I am crying
Sometimes reading this forum is more exciting than getting a blow job...well...sorta.
Thanks for the Kind Words Bench
[QUOTE=Benchseats Rock]Introducing yourself as a Senior from ISG probably wouldn't have been the dumbest thing to do you know... before you started begging for help like a newbie.
All I am saying is that you're lazy. In fact, you've said it yourself.
To each his own indeed.
If you weren't a Senior at ISG I wouldn't have even bothered responding, but in the interests of inter-forum congeniality (I am a senior over there too, and you can thank LoveLOS for giving me shit over Street Walkin Cheetah's being a bonafide Senior Member) I will lead you to your desired destination by way of example but I warn you now, I am a pedantic son of a b*tch: And just in case anyone over on this side of the Gulf Stream thinks that I may be going soft, consider this a backhanded but genuine apology to a Senior Member as much as it is, if not moreso, a primer on how to RTFF for the newbies who desperately need to learn that although we are able to answer their questions, that they are perfectly capable of performing the most minimal amount of research, reporting on their exploits and avoid the .45 caliber flamethrower.
[size=5][b]How to RTFF[/b][/size]
[size=3][b] A Primer by Benchseats Rock[/b][/size]
In this case it is pretty damn easy, being that the seminal (pun intended) report from BigRed50 (who is doing damn well for a newbie I might add) is chock full of information to work with.
Now even though there are mentions of two sites in the report that have reviews of Lila, and you could just go to either one of them and read the reviews and get her information that way, let’s assume for a moment that the report conformed to the guidelines of this forum and these two sites were never mentioned to begin with. And/or, you’ve never heard of them in the first place and the abbreviations meant nothing to you anyway. Maybe you're from out of town. I suspect that this may indeed be the case, but as I am about to demonstrate, it doesn’t really matter.
So from the report (with pics!!) we now know that Lila is an escort in D.C., costs a lot of money and loves anal. And that she is Russian. And that we want to fuck her little euro ass all the way into next week, and that she’ll probably let you and like it.
How on earth do we find information in this miraculous age of computing power and the interwebs and the internets – an age in society that is perhaps most notably identified by the entry of the word Google into the Oxford English Dictionary. Wait a minute, did I just say Google? Aha!!!! Of course!!! Google!!!! The ultimate search engine on the planet for finding out information on just about everything you’d ever want to know. And now that we have reminded ourselves about Google.com, let’s plug in what we would like to know more about, shall we?
We want to know more about Lila, who is an escort in DC. So we enter into google:
[url=http://www.google.com/search?num=30&hl=en&lr=&newwindow=1&safe=off&q=Lila%2C+Escort%2C+Washington+&btnG=Search]“Lila, Escort, Washington”[/url]
You’ll notice that a whole bunch of gobbledegook comes up, but it is numerically sorted gobbledegook. Let's have a look at the first few results: could it be Number 1? Nope. Number 2? Book shit. Number 3? Not even close. It's just more of the same bookshit. Number 4? Hmmm..... I think we have a winner. Well hot damn! Number 4 looks pretty good. It does at least on my screen, and by now it should be pretty apparent that you’ve discovered a potential link to the woman currently occupying the obsessive-must-have-can’t-think-clearly portion of your head. Let’s click on that link for good old number 4 and hope that we don’t get shanghaied by Google – it happens sometimes, but they’re getting better. Let’s see here, not 1, not 2, scroll down a bit with me, not 3, ahh…. Here it is! [url=http://www.eros-dc.com/files/dc-lila5.htm]Link #4[/url]. Bingo!! By Jove, I think He’s got it! Bob’s your uncle. Huzzah.
Now you are in possession of everything you were looking for, know everything you wanted to know, and are fully prepared to seek out and enjoy the erstwhile Lila, and come back and report on your exploits here in the forum and reap the praise of your fellow mongering community and have pride that you are an educated monger, a resourceful and reliable monger, able to monger in a strange land with strange women despite any strange abbreviations, but remember that most of all, it’s about the strange.
Have fun, Stay Safe, Monger On, and always remember to RTFF,
Benchseats Rock[/QUOTE]
Hey Bench:
Thanks for the kind words, and all of your help getting the hang of this forum.
Just trying to do my part
Big Red
Some Intel about Lori Alexia
I called this provider last night and spoke with her briefly. I had also emailed her the day before.
She claims to be (and I accept as truth) that she is a adult movie actress. You can see her work by searching google. In my email, I asked her about availability this weekend. She replied that she was available all weekend and that the rate was $$$.
I was looking for a somewhat particular PSE, one that mirrored the end of most of her flicks. I called to see if this was included before driving out to Tysons. She answered the phone on my first try and sounded nice. She told me the rate was $$$$--I noted the $$$ quoted in email and she acknowledged. The, using very vague language asked my question about if the experience would really be like her movie. She first said I won't do anything that isn't safe. After giving a little more detail about my interest, she said that would be $$$$$$$. A little more discussion and then I said I call her back.
The experience I had hoped for was out of my budget. I went the AMP road. Look for my report there.
