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The hottest lesbo action on this, or any other planet.

It may take a while to LOAD!

Be patient; it's worth the wait.

That was just rude....

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo][url]www.2girls1cup.com[/url]

The hottest lesbo action on this, or any other planet.

It may take a while to LOAD!

Be patient; it's worth the wait.[/QUOTE]I wasn't expecting it to be like a slushy. Holy shit!

[QUOTE=Chicknsandwich]It's along shot, but here goes.

I've seen this girl at different AMPs under different names for several years.

First at Fantasy in Bridgeport as Miko.

Then at NHK in Ansonia as Mikki.

Then at Star in New Haven as Yoko.

I last saw her at Star, and when I call to see if she is there, they say yes. When I get down there, they say she is gone. I've always had a great time with her and would like to continue to see her.

Anyone know who I am talking about? PM with info.[/QUOTE]Can't help you with this one but your post gave me pause to reminisce:

Back in '05 I had been seeing Coco at Osaka (now World) in Wallingford. I had already met Mrs. Haeyo but we hadn't become hard-core serious yet.

Osaka got raided and I searched for Coco for about a month; going to every AMP I knew about. I had yet to discover this site. I gave up and concentrated my efforts and the rest is history.

One girl I've been able to keep track of, and actually talk on the phone with once in a while, is my ATF Coco of Avalon and Fuji/VIP in Waterbury.

After the Waterbury raids, which she managed to avoid, she went to Rainbow in NYC where she was Maya.

She's now at Temptation in NYC where she's called Gold (the girls are ID'd with colors) [url]www.temptationnyc.com[/url]

I talked with her last month after I saw her picture on the website (she has some very distinctive features) I called her and asked why she had to go and enhance her chest. Her reply was, "So what? Honey-ya, are you still with "so and so"? (she knows Mrs. Haeyo)

I said yes and she asked me if I was still poor. I responded in the affirmative explaining alimony, child support etc. She told me it was good that she and I never hooked up for real saying she was "too expensibuh". (expensive). I told her she was right but that I was just checking up on her to see if she ever found the rich guy she was looking for.

They never do, do they?

Anyway Chickn, my advice to you would be to hit erosguide, check "Asian" and see if you can recognize your girl. There are links to other AMP websites and who knows, you might find her that way.

Good luck, I know how you feel.

Het Sarang - Where do I send the clean-up bill for getting the puke out of my laptop keyboard? Wow

[QUOTE=KantDelay]Het Sarang - Where do I send the clean-up bill for getting the puke out of my laptop keyboard? Wow[/QUOTE]
[url]www.boingboing.net/2005/05/30/clean-your-keyboard-.html[/url]

Dishwasher-safe, no charge. Of course it may not work with a laptop.

You could find the girls in the video; I'm sure they'd take care of it for you!

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]
The hottest lesbo action on this, or any other planet.

It may take a while to LOAD!

Be patient; it's worth the wait.[/QUOTE]

And people wonder why I have such a strong stomach. One of my co-workers saw something similar a few years ago.. hey, if this crap floats your boat, knock yourself out.. But don't inflict your jollies on others, without some fair warning.

Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost!

[QUOTE=Wanderer]And people wonder why I have such a strong stomach. One of my co-workers saw something similar a few years ago.. hey, if this crap floats your boat, knock yourself out.. But don't inflict your jollies on others, without some fair warning.

Wanderer --:Those who wander, Aren't necessarily lost![/QUOTE]
Hope I didn't offend your delicate sensibilities.

I thought MAYBE the capitalized "load" would be a tip-off.

Considering that many of the guys patronize SWs, I thought that video would actually be tasteful by comparison.

From the FAQ:

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

Links to disgusting scat videos? Drop that on someone else please.

[QUOTE=Red P]From the FAQ:

The purpose of this Forum is to facilitate the exchange of information between men who are looking for sex with women.

Links to disgusting scat videos? Drop that on someone else please.[/QUOTE]
"Yes dear, whatever you say dear." That's what I would say to my wife before I divorced her ass.

You've certainly contributed a lot to this site. When you've actually put up some useful info, then you can chime in. Until then, fuck off. Better yet, put me on your ignore list; you never know what's next.

Especially in the "General Topics" forum.

Ya. And you're just a free spirit trying to lighten things up.

BTW. Just found the site recently. Added what I have. Not quite as active as some people. You have a great rep for treating noobs with respect. Making us feel welcome. Making us want to contribute more. Shit eating lesbians. Sorry I don't contribute more like you.

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]"Yes dear, whatever you say dear." That's what I would say to my wife before I divorced her ass.

You've certainly contributed a lot to this site. When you've actually put up some useful info, then you can chime in. Until then, fuck off. Better yet, put me on your ignore list; you never know what's next.

Especially in the "General Topics" forum.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Red P]Ya. And you're just a free spirit trying to lighten things up.

BTW. Just found the site recently. Added what I have. Not quite as active as some people. You have a great rep for treating noobs with respect. Making us feel welcome. Making us want to contribute more. Shit eating lesbians. Sorry I don't contribute more like you.[/QUOTE]
I give what I get. Ask the bunch of guys I play Ann Landers to when they PM me for advice on AMP protocol or how to deal with the fact that their AMP wife/girlfriend is still working, or how can they get an AMP girl to go out with them, or what to order when they go to a Korean restaurant in Flushing. Best yet: SH, how can I get a six-handed massage? That's the most popular request.

I am a free spirit. If you can't handle my sense of humor, too fucking bad. There's a guy who runs this site. Leave it up to him to decide what posts get to stay.

Your Kiki Vanderweghe (sp?) post is a classic.
Keep more coming like that and MAYBE, if you ask me to lay off the lesbian shit and puke eating videos I will.

In closing, please keep one thing in mind: this is a site for men. In my life, when men get together, they break balls. If the ball breakee can't handle the breaking, he doesn't hang with those men any longer.

When I came on this site last year, it was for the purpose of clearing up rampant misconceptions about the AMP world. I had to come out and state that I had a girlfriend who was an AMP worker so I could be credible. I was hammered mercilessly. I hung in there. We got married earlier this year, another hammering followed. I'm hanging in there.

Take the hammering I'm giving you, it's part of my charm (miniscule as that may be). Read my posts about AMP life and the girls involved. You'll learn something, I promise.

0907 Hours: just got a PM telling me I've been "touchier this week". No shit? Wife's been on a five week TOD. I'm losing my fucking mind.

Than Shrang giving a lesson on USG ettiquite....Well except mabey shit eating lesbians.

Steel Blue

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]

0907 Hours: just got a PM telling me I've been "touchier this week". No shit? Wife's been on a five week TOD. I'm losing my fucking mind.[/QUOTE]


And perhaps a small chunk of your retirement plan?

[QUOTE=Garthy]And perhaps a small chunk of your retirement plan?[/QUOTE]
Ex-wife has that. If I was a beer drinker, I'd be crying in it every night.

In my opinion, SH can post any damn thing he wants. His posts are always one of two things - funny or informative - and usually both! If you are only starting out here - fine - but don't give shit to someone who posts regularly contributes good stuff. If you don't like what is posted, move on - don't criticize. ok - enough hyphens by me!

[QUOTE=Whenwhen]In my opinion, SH can post any damn thing he wants. His posts are always one of two things - funny or informative - and usually both! If you are only starting out here - fine - but don't give shit to someone who posts regularly contributes good stuff. If you don't like what is posted, move on - don't criticize. ok - enough hyphens by me![/QUOTE]
+1

This point is especially driven home by SH's post which I doubley agree upon: this is a site for MEN... and the buddies I hang out with break each others balls, those who don't like ball breaking tend to not hang out with us. Grow a thicker skin and you'll have some fun and pick up some info here.

Give the guy/gal a break (smirk, smirk). Perhaps the 'P' in Red P stands for pussy and our new friend is offended because he/she is a lesbian: Not that there is anything wrong with that.

SH feel free to post as much revolting, wtf am I watching, will human beings really stoop this low crap you can find.

This is America after all,

Vegas

PS. That was pretty nasty though.

I'll be out of commission for a couple of days. Odin has answered my prayer.

Happy Thanksgiving, you horny motherfuckers!

[QUOTE=Sarang Haeyo]I'll be out of commission for a couple of days. Odin has answered my prayer.

Happy Thanksgiving, you horny motherfuckers![/QUOTE]

You mean the towel boy at OHK? What is he doing for you?

I am happy for you, SH. Try not to sprain anything and for God's sake, drink plenty of fluids!

Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya!

[QUOTE=Tonyd22]Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya![/QUOTE]

Ijust hope you are half as proficient at finding women and posting as you are in Norse Mytholgy! By the way was Beywolf any good?

Steel Blue

[QUOTE=Tonyd22]Odin is chief divinity of the Norse pantheon, the foremost of the Aesir. Odin is a son of Bor and Bestla. He is called Alfadir, Allfather, for he is indeed father of the gods. With Frigg he is the father of Balder, Hod, and Hermod. He fathered Thor on the goddess Jord; and the giantess Grid became the mother of Vidar. Odin is a god of war and death, but also the god of poetry and wisdom. He hung for nine days, pierced by his own spear, on the world tree. Here he learned nine powerful songs, and eighteen runes. Odin can make the dead speak to question the wisest amongst them. His hall in Asgard is Valaskjalf ("shelf of the slain") where his throne Hlidskjalf is located. From this throne he observes all that happens in the nine worlds.

Just wanted to clear that up for ya![/QUOTE]

First off, I was kidding about my post. Second, I appreciate the refresher course.

Third, I don't recall in grammar school reading Beowulf and getting the image that Beowulf might have some serious hot all-out monkey-sex with Angelina Jolie.

Ooops, sorry for the non-sequitor.

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For those times when you can't find any trim.

I've had itching and redness/swelling of my penis, mostly the head and foreskin, for about a week, no discharge and no blisters that I can tell, just one small dot about the size of a pinhead under the head. Do any of you know of a clinic I can go to in the Hartford area to get checked out. I hate to think it's Herpes, but you never know. I don't want to go to my family doc. The only risk I've taken is bbbj 3 times with one provider and once with another. Could it be herpes?

[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]I've had itching and redness/swelling of my penis, mostly the head and foreskin, for about a week, no discharge and no blisters that I can tell, just one small dot about the size of a pinhead under the head. Do any of you know of a clinic I can go to in the Hartford area to get checked out. I hate to think it's Herpes, but you never know. I don't want to go to my family doc. The only risk I've taken is bbbj 3 times with one provider and once with another. Could it be herpes?[/QUOTE]

Any walk in/urgent care medical clinic can handle that. I have used Hartford Medical Group on Silas Deane Highway in Wethersfield and also the Middlesex Hospital Marlborough Medical Center in Marlborough (right off route 2) for simple stuff like an ear infection. I almost thought I had herpes once, but it was just a bad case of jock itch.

Why not your family doc? He/she can't share info or tell. But if you want them:

[url]http://www.herpes-coldsores.com/support/std_clinic_us_connecticut.htm[/url]

I've got 2 to spend and need help. Should I go with Sophia, Lindsay, or an AMP? I've been "Lucky" before and was happy. Never tried Sophie or Lin.

Or should I go with 10 SW BJs?

[QUOTE=Garthy]Why not your family doc? He/she can't share info or tell. But if you want them:

[/QUOTE]

I trust my personal physician, but I don't trust the front desk staff or the kid at the register at CVS. But I of course am a virgin so getting an STD is a mute point.

[QUOTE=Msex Herve]I've got 2 to spend and need help. Should I go with Sophia, Lindsay, or an AMP? I've been "Lucky" before and was happy. Never tried Sophie or Lin.

Or should I go with 10 SW BJs?[/QUOTE]

Try 40 porno movies.

Went to the doc yesterday, took one look, said, yep it's herpes. Did a blood test to confirm it, but when I asked if it could be anything else, she said, not really. I'll get the results in a couple of days.

I've been doing this for only a year, and I've only had bbbj from 2 women. NEVER anything else uncovered. How the hell do people go years doing this and not get anything? I feel like shit. Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!!

Jolly, that sucks, I feel your pain. I got Chlamadya (sp? ) earlier this year from BBBJ. Things at home got real bad for a while but are ok now. PM me if you think I can help in any way.

To answer your question I think most of the guys on this board have or have had something and are not letting on. That's ok I guess, it's not like we're kids and don't know the odds are against us.

Good luck,

Vegas

[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]Went to the doc yesterday, took one look, said, yep it's herpes. Did a blood test to confirm it, but when I asked if it could be anything else, she said, not really. I'll get the results in a couple of days.

I've been doing this for only a year, and I've only had bbbj from 2 women. NEVER anything else uncovered. How the hell do people go years doing this and not get anything? I feel like shit. Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

Jolly, I too am really sorry. I know nothing any of us can say or do will make the situation any easier for you. I hope that the test comes back negative. Visual tests are often negative, especially with diagnosing skin afflicitions. Was this a general MD or a STD specialist you went to?

Yes, like Vegas said, alot of us have been in your boat, though maybe not quite as bad. We are all playing russian roulette out there, and just hope it won't fuck things up in our personal lives (wifes, girlfriends,kids,jobs,etc).

So, chin up buddy, and good luck with that!

mr wtby

[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]Went to the doc yesterday, took one look, said, yep it's herpes. Did a blood test to confirm it, but when I asked if it could be anything else, she said, not really. I'll get the results in a couple of days.

I've been doing this for only a year, and I've only had bbbj from 2 women. NEVER anything else uncovered. How the hell do people go years doing this and not get anything? I feel like shit. Stupid stupid stupid!!!!!!!![/QUOTE]

Anybody know whats up with Stoner. Its been a real long time hearing from him on these boards. I hope he's ok. Anybody have any info on his wellbeing?

thanks, mr wtby

the herpes thing sucks big time! Usually the girl has to have visual lesions to be contagious. There are pills to control it. But there is no cure. And if you do like the TV ads, you can horseback wide in the Cayman Islands too!

Chlamydia and NGU have been the nasties I have gotten. Recent test for Hep B / C and HIV are all neg!

I think going to all covered is smart... But it doesn't always allow you to do what you want when you want.

I will be hoping your test comes back negative.

Thanks for all the support, it does help a lot. I am on the anti-viral drug now, and it should clear up the symptoms. See, that's what I don't understand, I've never had unprotected intercourse and never noticed anything on the women. The only uncovered I've had is a bbbj, so I guess you can get it that way, even without any signs showing up.

The doc said you can spread it even when no outbreaks are present, so you must ALWAYS use protection. Lets face it, the woman is only as clean as the last guy she was with. Thanks again everyone, and play safe.

Garthy, not true. I did a lot of research on STD when I got Chlamadya earlier in the year. You can catch Herpes with and without visual symptoms. Here is a quote: "Most of the time the virus is latent but can still spread even when there is no outbreak. In the so called viral shedding period the virus is also contagious. The viral shedding period is when the virus reproduces itself and can be easily be passed on to others via skin contact. This can happen without visible symptoms."

[QUOTE=Garthy] Usually the girl has to have visual lesions to be contagious. [/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=WhenIn Vegas]Garthy, not true. I did a lot of research on STD when I got Chlamadya earlier in the year. You can catch Herpes with and without visual symptoms. Here is a quote: "Most of the time the virus is latent but can still spread even when there is no outbreak. In the so called viral shedding period the virus is also contagious. The viral shedding period is when the virus reproduces itself and can be easily be passed on to others via skin contact. This can happen without visible symptoms."[/QUOTE]

And, you can get it from BBBJ, though somewhat less likely I understand then genital transmission when unprotected.

DrN

I wish you the best - but, seeing that this is the place to provide info that is helpful to all of us, is there any info you can provide us on the 2 providers that were your sole experiences? Also, what have you done to confront them, and did you get one of them to admit that it was her?

[QUOTE=Jolly Rocks]Thanks for all the support, it does help a lot. I am on the anti-viral drug now, and it should clear up the symptoms. See, that's what I don't understand, I've never had unprotected intercourse and never noticed anything on the women. The only uncovered I've had is a bbbj, so I guess you can get it that way, even without any signs showing up.

The doc said you can spread it even when no outbreaks are present, so you must ALWAYS use protection. Lets face it, the woman is only as clean as the last guy she was with. Thanks again everyone, and play safe.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Whenwhen]I wish you the best - but, seeing that this is the place to provide info that is helpful to all of us, is there any info you can provide us on the 2 providers that were your sole experiences? Also, what have you done to confront them, and did you get one of them to admit that it was her?[/QUOTE]JR, feel sorry that you have to go through this. Be strong.

But as suggested, it would be helpful for you give the info. Others can still take precaution and skip the 2.

Aski