Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Cobra Comander]No. Prepare to get busted by the wife.[/QUOTE]

You, as a senior member, and frequent contributor to this board should know better.

My wife never has access to my bank account records, and she knows not to open my mail.

I don't know what kind of work you do, but to the extent you can explain it away as client entertainment, that usually works best for me to explain a lot of things - staying out late, strip clubs, etc. I even called my wife from a strip club and told her where I was, and that I was going to be late. She knows not to give me any smack about that.

Time to "control that hoe," or "contain your b---ch," quoting the 40-year-old virgin.

-Shark-

[QUOTE=Mgarcia446]Any tips on how to explain to my wife about the large atm withdrawls? She's been noticing that I've been taking out a lot.[/QUOTE]Poker with the guys?

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]I disagree with you on Candy if it's the same one I had. She gave me one of the best AMP experiences I have ever had!!!![/QUOTE]I was strictly commenting based on their looks/appearance only. (dogs, honest!)

Bro,

Blame it on your new drug habit!!!

It works for some.

Anybody remember the movie The Survivors with Robin Williams? The scene where Jerry Lee, the hitman, tells his wife "No baby I'm not having an affair I am going out to kill someone." And she says, "Oh, thank god!" Ha, ha, ha one of tthe funniest movies ever...

Tell her YOU love smokin da KINE SoCal Indo!!! At $520 on up for the "real Purple Bubba Kush's" she'll understand.

Peace, V da Sadist

[QUOTE=Cobra Comander]No. Prepare to get busted by the wife.[/QUOTE]Just tell her you've gambled it away at the casino.

Come clean and tell you lost it all the table and you have a problem.

[QUOTE=Horn Dogg]Just tell her you've gambled it away at the casino.[/QUOTE]

New to the hobby lookin for some safe places to get a good massage and sum xtra. Been surfing CL and notice some ads for Asian Houses any info on those as well?

[QUOTE=THL777]I was strictly commenting based on their looks/appearance only. (dogs, honest!)[/QUOTE]Not Candy! Tastes do very however. It's in the eye of the beholder as they say!

[QUOTE=Captainjak14]New to the hobby lookin for some safe places to get a good massage and sum xtra. Been surfing CL and notice some ads for Asian Houses any info on those as well?[/QUOTE]


Don't mean to be a prick "Jak', but you should use this board as a research tool and try some of the previous members recommedations. By doing this it will save you time and money.

Then you start posting reports of your experiences, build up some reports and credibility and then members feel more comfortable sharing info with you if you ask questions like the one you posted above (you have 2 posts to your name). You need to earn your stripes dude.

[QUOTE=Herb Surfs]Don't mean to be a prick "Jak', but you should use this board as a research tool and try some of the previous members recommedations. By doing this it will save you time and money.

Then you start posting reports of your experiences, build up some reports and credibility and then members feel more comfortable sharing info with you if you ask questions like the one you posted above (you have 2 posts to your name). You need to earn your stripes dude.[/QUOTE]Herb, I understand your point and have no problem posting reviews just not too many to share as I never paid any attention to where I stopped ...jusyt popped in and got a crappy massage and hj and random expensive bj.

I will be more thorough in my accounting of locales I do ask that i get a ew pointers on the the slang and etiquette of posting cl ladies and amps'.

As I said new to the hobby and new to the forum and not my intention to offend anyone nor to illicit someone like yourself to being a prick! Your word not mine

Thanks for the advice/ scolding I'll take it like a man and do a better job in the future.

Captianjak, this board is full of the exact info you seek, just read the back posts. What more could you ask for. Oh ya, for us to do it for you, lol. Just givin you a hard time. Go out, spread your wings, have some fun, and don't go to any MP's in Orange or Costa Mesa. billy

[QUOTE=Billy]Captianjak, this board is full of the exact info you seek, just read the back posts. What more could you ask for. Oh ya, for us to do it for you, lol. Just givin you a hard time. Go out, spread your wings, have some fun, and don't go to any MP's in Orange or Costa Mesa. billy[/QUOTE]Billy,

I heard that up and down Tustin Ave. in Orange is no good! Not sure where I heard but I wen to one on meats year or two ago and had to start and finish myself. However and absolutely outstanding massage!

Thanks for the headsup no pun intended.

[QUOTE=Horny Joe]Wow. I tried that place on McDurmott. Saw Gina. Very pretty girl she said she was Korean. Nice and tight :)

I will repeat[/QUOTE]Just got back from a session with her. She was great but Candy gave a much better overall service. I did get her to O however;)

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]Just got back from a session with her. She was great but Candy gave a much better overall service. I did get her to O however;)[/QUOTE]Last year I had a card from McDurmott place that has go 5 times, get the 6th for free. Looks like the Mamasan still honor this policy so if you plan to be a frequent visitor, ask the Mamasan for the frequent milage card and she will give you one.

[url]http://www.idlebabes.com/videos/3385/Innocent_Massage_Turns_Into_A_Hardcore_Fuck.html[/url]

[QUOTE=Viper92552][url]http://www.idlebabes.com/videos/3385/Innocent_Massage_Turns_Into_A_Hardcore_Fuck.html[/url][/QUOTE]
Any idea what city this was in?

Mongers,

It could have been me a few years ago playing w/my favorite Kgirl on Topanga Cyn...

Ha, ha, haaaa!

Dude, other than the SFV nowadays, that could be like any one of a 1,000 or more KAMPs located all across this great land of ours.

S**t, in states like Georgia, Arizona, DC, Hawaii they got "real KAMP" scenes to die for!!! Especially, near our nations military institutions. OMG, its off da hook for variety of asian tang...

Okay, I'm getting sad. I gotta go...

Peace, V da Sadist

Enjoyed the video.
Seemed authentic.

Did you notice not much BBBJ but she climbed on BBFS cowgirl?
Also I never did the sideways style at a parlor.

Do you think she was aware of the camera?

Good times stirring fond and recent memories.

She had quite a rack on her too!

Jurassic

[QUOTE=Jurassic]Enjoyed the video.

Seemed authentic.

Did you notice not much BBBJ but she climbed on BBFS cowgirl?

Also I never did the sideways style at a parlor.

Do you think she was aware of the camera?

Good times stirring fond and recent memories.

She had quite a rack on her too!

Jurassic[/QUOTE]You know, I thought that too, but after watching it again, it appears that the tape was edited and thus you didn't see the application of the condom. It's hard to see, but I believe it's on there.

Regardless, it got me hard!!!

[QUOTE=B Malibu]You know, I thought that too, but after watching it again, it appears that the tape was edited and thus you didn't see the application of the condom. It's hard to see, but I believe it's on there.

Regardless, it got me hard!!![/QUOTE]


Yeah i saw the condom too!

I don't believe she saw knew where the camera was.

I believe more places have cameras then we believe.

I believe the owners sell the clips to websites and asian and europe.

I alway block out sensors and smoke detectors in a mp when the girl is getting her tools.

I heard the owner of OA have a camera in ther rooms

I heard a few places in the IE had or have cameras.

ole well

[QUOTE=IWannaP]Last year I had a card from McDurmott place that has go 5 times, get the 6th for free. Looks like the Mamasan still honor this policy so if you plan to be a frequent visitor, ask the Mamasan for the frequent milage card and she will give you one.[/QUOTE]There are two places on McDurmott in different buildings. You sure it's the same place?

[QUOTE=Captainjak14]Herb, I understand your point and have no problem posting reviews just not too many to share as I never paid any attention to where I stopped ...jusyt popped in and got a crappy massage and hj and random expensive bj.

I will be more thorough in my accounting of locales I do ask that i get a ew pointers on the the slang and etiquette of posting cl ladies and amps'.

As I said new to the hobby and new to the forum and not my intention to offend anyone nor to illicit someone like yourself to being a prick! Your word not mine

Thanks for the advice/ scolding I'll take it like a man and do a better job in the future.[/QUOTE]

Welcome to the forum Jak. If I can help you in anyway, PM me.

Be safe.

but all they had was two K-girls. Kay is a cute little spinner and a good performer, but I had my taste set for some mexican food. They usually have at least one latina for those of us with spicer taste, but not today. Mamasan even lied to me.

I even asked for Ruby at the front door, and she said OK, and showed me to a room. They're very good at upselling, but luckily she sent in her best performer to get the job done. Next time, I'll ask to see the hot tamales before I dine.

[QUOTE=Viper92552]Yeah i saw the condom too!

I don't believe she saw knew where the camera was.

I believe more places have cameras then we believe.

I believe the owners sell the clips to websites and asian and europe.

I alway block out sensors and smoke detectors in a mp when the girl is getting her tools.

I heard the owner of OA have a camera in ther rooms

I heard a few places in the IE had or have cameras.

ole well[/QUOTE]

There might be a condom, or might be glistening of her juices on his cock.
I noticed that the guy pulled her hair away from the side of her face when she was riding CG, just like they do in porn.

Thus, I conclude that he was aware of exactly where the camera was located. Perhaps he smuggled it in and set it up on the towel cupboard, where they always keep the wash cloths too hot!

That would be a fun way to remember the girls, sneaking a stealth camera in to capture the ecstasy. Home grown porn.

I too have wondered if the parlors are filming me at times.
At Oriental Health Center in Goleta (10 mi. north of Santa Barbara)
they have a bunch of small boxes about 3" by 3" in the corners of the rooms by the ceiling. There's wires running to them.

I've speculated that they are either for security reasons, if a client gets out of control with a girl, or for a black market in Asian of us mongers enjoying the girls. Or perhaps to insure the girls pay the house the percentage of tips earned for various services.

I'd be curious to see the one of my many fine performances. I suspect the camera angle and one point perspective would be rather dull compared to the porn videos that we are used to.

Does anyone here travel to Asian and have any knowledge if there is a market of parlor videos made in America?

I'd like to get paid royalty checks for my fine performances, multiplte positons, including the real bonified "lap dance" where the girl sits on my hard on when I sit in the chair, either facing or in doggy sitting postion. ;)

Jurassic

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]There are two places on McDurmott in different buildings. You sure it's the same place?[/QUOTE]The address to the one I was referring to is 18218. Let me know if we're thinking of the same place.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden]There are two places on McDurmott in different buildings. You sure it's the same place?[/QUOTE]Its the one on 18218 #G, I got one last month from Ruby without asking, she also gave me this metal keychain with Healing Center's name and address on it, I guess she really want me back, lol.

Hey that's me! Damn, I didn't know there was a camera in the room. No matter what, it was all good.

[QUOTE=IWannaP]The address to the one I was referring to is 18218. Let me know if we're thinking of the same place.[/QUOTE]Yep that's the one!

Perhaps the hidden cameras in the AMP rooms are to protect the house in event of an undercover cop raid.

When an undercover cop claims in court that he did nothing wrong yet was solicited for "extras", mamasan can counter that her virgins would never do that if the gentleman cop hadn't gone beyond what is appropriate to encourage the behavior.

Maybe?

Anybody hit up Vics lately? It's been about a month for me. I haven't heard anything in awhile.

Also, does anyone know of a good source for viagra? generics are ok.

I had a rather embarrassing incident today. Rather than pretending nothing is wrong, I think I'll cough up and ask for some advice.

Since I broke up with my ex 2 years ago, I haven't had any. A friend suggested local AMP and I came here to read some reviews. $60 to mamasan and $120 for FS. Nice looking Korean girl, so-so massage.

The problem came when it was time to perform. It won't get up. I have to admit this was my first visit to AMP and I was nervous, but I'm pretty sure that I was very functional 2 years ago.

The girl was very helpful and tried several things, but didn't work... I felt bad and paid her anyway. Can anyone offer any suggestions? I'm only in my 30's and hopefully not need mail order viagra yet.

The girl at the AMP seemed pretty careful about protection. I was amused at the hot towels being stored in a rice cooker. I'm curious if anyone actually caught anything undesirable from local AMP? Considering the number of customers they see daily, I have to think it carries some risk.

I recommend starting off with something less than FS. A good HJ or BJ gets you off with less pressure to perform. Don't forget that in a pay for play situtation, you don't have to please her - it's her job to please you!

It wouldn't hurt to see a doctor if you have insurance. Probably nothing is wrong but why not get checked out. Many doctors will have free samples of viagra.

The likihood of catching anything serious from the towels or the table is remote but life has some risks.



[QUOTE=Peorth]

$60 to mamasan and $120 for FS. Nice looking Korean girl, so-so massage.

The problem came when it was time to perform. It won't get up.


[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Peorth]I had a rather embarrassing incident today. Rather than pretending nothing is wrong, I think I'll cough up and ask for some advice.

Since I broke up with my ex 2 years ago, I haven't had any. A friend suggested local AMP and I came here to read some reviews. $60 to mamasan and $120 for FS. Nice looking Korean girl, so-so massage.

The problem came when it was time to perform. It won't get up. I have to admit this was my first visit to AMP and I was nervous, but I'm pretty sure that I was very functional 2 years ago.

The girl was very helpful and tried several things, but didn't work... I felt bad and paid her anyway. Can anyone offer any suggestions? I'm only in my 30's and hopefully not need mail order viagra yet.

The girl at the AMP seemed pretty careful about protection. I was amused at the hot towels being stored in a rice cooker. I'm curious if anyone actually caught anything undesirable from local AMP? Considering the number of customers they see daily, I have to think it carries some risk.[/QUOTE]I think that you diagnosed your own problem: you were nervous.

You broke up with you ex two years ago, and haven’t had any since. (Self-confidence issues?) You went based on a friend’s suggestion and did research. (Never went to an AMP before?) The girl was helpful, but it didn’t help. (Heightened performance anxiety.)

Men in good health usually get erections while sleeping. If so, you do not need Viagra. (This is evident if you wake up with an erection in the morning.) If there is no morning wood, get a roll of postage stamps; take a section long enough to wrap around your flaccid penis, but do not break the perforations; adhere the stamps around your flaccid penis; if you have a nocturnal erection, your erection will break the perforations.

Relax.

[QUOTE=Qeast]I think that you diagnosed your own problem: you were nervous.

You broke up with you ex two years ago, and haven’t had any since. (Self-confidence issues?) You went based on a friend’s suggestion and did research. (Never went to an AMP before?) The girl was helpful, but it didn’t help. (Heightened performance anxiety.)

Men in good health usually get erections while sleeping. If so, you do not need Viagra. (This is evident if you wake up with an erection in the morning.) If there is no morning wood, get a roll of postage stamps; take a section long enough to wrap around your flaccid penis, but do not break the perforations; adhere the stamps around your flaccid penis; if you have a nocturnal erection, your erection will break the perforations.

Relax.[/QUOTE]For some odd reason my firefox browser kept crashing when I tried to type a reply. Weird.

Now that you mention it, I did get a lot more morning erections few years back, but not lately. It's possible that my problem is combination of both mental and vascular. I haven't been working out for 2-3 years and I had a wound on my leg that hasn't been healing well, my doctor told me that I had some minor blood circulation issues on the left leg.

I think I'll hit the gym, maybe exercising will get the blood pumping down there better.

[QUOTE=HolmesJr]Anybody hit up Vics lately? It's been about a month for me. I haven't heard anything in awhile.

Also, does anyone know of a good source for viagra? generics are ok.[/QUOTE]

It's just the same 'ol stuff there. Nothing exciting.

[QUOTE=Kudlow]It's just the same 'ol stuff there. Nothing exciting.[/QUOTE]Stopped by today (if I am thinking it's the place that you are referring to) and found the sweetest little thing. Might want to see (Cici) for yourself.

Support Your Local AMP!

[QUOTE=Longrod]Perhaps the hidden cameras in the AMP rooms are to protect the house in event of an undercover cop raid.

When an undercover cop claims in court that he did nothing wrong yet was solicited for "extras", mamasan can counter that her virgins would never do that if the gentleman cop hadn't gone beyond what is appropriate to encourage the behavior.

Maybe?[/QUOTE]


I installed a system in a COI AMP. The cameras were in plain veiw. One in the lobby,front parking lot,rear parking lot,main halllway,shower area (In case someone slips and busts their skull.) and the room the girls hangout in. (So mamasan can keep an eye on them.)

Mamasan wanted them for legal,saftey and security reasons as well as to keep the girls from fucking off. The outside cameras made me and other customers more comfortable when we parked since the neighborhood wasn't the greatest.

Some customers did ***** about them though. People paranoid that they might get blackmailed but mamasan just told those guys to take a hike.

The place has gone downhill now anyway I'm not even sure it's there anymore.

I can't see any logic of a smart operator installing hidden ones in the rooms. It would supply damning evidence against them in case of a raid. Comercial DVRs don't erase quickly and could easily be confiscated by LE and held as evidence.

Happy Hoin!

Peorth. You have described some of the symtoms of diabetes, please get your blood sugar checked. I know, I has some of the same symptoms, slow healing, cirulation problem in my legs and ED. I am now legaly blind because i ignored the symptoms. Please get yourself checked, you probably don't have diabetes, but if you do you must get treated asap.

Hello my mongering brothers - I've been away for quite a while - but have been with you in mongering spirit. I took another job that unfortunately unables me to browse this great site (and others) to stay in touch. Because of this my chorizo experiences have been very limited.

I work in HB now and have been to a few places in the area. One was on Edwards and Westminster. New place, but hj was performed mostly by me. I went to another one on Westminster and Beach, but was worthless as no extras were provided. I happen to cruise by Happy Day Spa, but I stayed away from that place since my lackluster experiences there 3 maybe 4 years ago.

I do frequent the LMP on Skypark (New Age Therapy), but mostly is hj factory, with the ocassional bj from Lisa. I've seen OK on Main still open, but I haven't tried in over 4 months or more. I also tried a condo op in Irvine on Harvard with Mimi and it was decent, but would not return. Have been tempted a few others listed in OCR for the same area at the 160 rate, but haven't had time. You know those places are always a sure thing.

I did some light reading of all of your post and I'm tempted in trying the McDurmott place, and also the Golden place on Reynolds. I know where McDurmott is, but anyone with the 411 on Golden would be appreciated.

I plan on making a quick TJ trip in 2 weeks, you know that is always a good time with the girls from ABs.

I had a real massage today at Body Centre Day Spa in HB. Very good and relaxing. I always wonder if this legit place ever offers any extras.

So as you can see, my chorizo is alive and happy. Just been limited to the great resources because of the new job. So take it easy guys and hope to login more frequently.

Beer Guzzler

I have taken a few limited time lunch trips to Harbor and also Beach to no avail. Nothing but fugly sistas (sorry but not my type). Looks like most of them are on CL and at very expensive rates.

I guess the ".4 bbbjtcim from Liz" days are over, aren't they?

You guys can always send me a message at me at beerguzzler04 at yhoo (finance symbol).

Laterzzz,

Beer Guzzler