Massage Parlor Reports

Hey Guys,

I just found this site and after reading as much of the thread that I could, I thought I'd ask. Can any one recommend a place near downtown for a first timer? Preferably an amp but whatever.

Any info would be appreciated.

Your not getting any info being a newb. You might as well do your own research, browse the internet, pick up a mondays sun-times and look in between the sports section and car section, or pick up the yellow pages and look under massage. That's about as helpful you'll get with one post.

Good luck guys.

I guess I joined the wrong board.

Doing my due diligence in reading like 20 pages here before my upcoming trip to your fair city. I get the feeling names addresses and intel of true Full Service AMPs are not for public posting. Given the recent political posturing, I see why.

Could not find an [post=356389]AMP address list[/post] like we have in DC. If it exists, can anyone point me to that post?

If any of you have a short list of dependable FS MPs in Central chicago, Chinatown or (please say it's so) O'Hare areas, I would greatly appreciate a PM.

Also found this interesting: [quote=nana on CL ad]Nana, and I'm a cute oriental Asian girl, 21 years young, call my assistant's phone: 773~864~0267, 160 per hour, flat fee, nice in-call location near O'Hare[/quote][url]http://chicago.craigslist.org/nch/ers/280270700.html[/url] Any comments?

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Enjoy and TIA,
LoveLOS

Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]
Nothing around Midway area anymore. Years ago, Yes, but no more.

Pine Spa in Willowbrook is closest, and thats not close.

Order take out if you stay.

Huge1

[QUOTE=Mr Stinky]Would appreciate a little help, guys. I have an appointment near Midway tomorrow. Isn't there a good AMP somewhere in the area? Seems I remember something on or around Cicero. Any info would be appreciated.[/QUOTE]


I have not seen anything worth it in that area in years... Any good AMP is about 30 minutes+ drive away... save the drive and use the phone...

Went to Victoria - AMP on Lawrence. Had to wait about 15 mins but then Jenny came in. Decent experience.

Looks 6.5
TS 7
Massage 7
Extras 6

Tried escape again. Had Helen, who had to work on me in a TINY little room. The massage was not as good as Sue's, but she was earnest and finished handily. But no more, despite some intense (though fruitless) attempts at negotiation by yours ugly. Cute balloons. Real, too.6 for the door, .6 for her.

Overall:

Looks - 8
Massage - 6 (perhaps better if she had room to work)
Room - 3
Finish - 6

I'd repeat.

your messages are full.

I was asking about your TS abbreviation. obviously not what's in the list. What do you mean? sorry if i'm being dense.

Arlo

TS - in this context, most likely refers to a Table Shower.

You are correct Jasper Malloy it was a table shower. Sorry Arlogu, I have now deleted some messages.

Went to Euro Spa on Devon. This place used to be in a no sign storefront but is now attached to a legit looking hair, nails place. The old place used to be good for me unless I got the owner so with the $49.99 special from Craigslist I thought I would try it out.

Of course I got the owner so do not know if anything happens with the other girls there. She teases very close to the boys but replaces sheet when moved. I am not sure if anything would happen with her once you became a regular. If anyone has any experience here with the new place or the owner please PM me.

After this teasing I went to Chicago Therapeutic on Montrose and had a very nice time with a cute 30ish Euro named Dana or Diana. My first time there, I saw them in Craigslist as well and I will return.

Went back to relax after a while. There is some new talent there.

Someone had rated Michelle before. She's too old for my taste and nearly broke my back jumping on it! Nice person though just not worth the $ for an injury.

May is always around and is just OK.

Lisa is another story. I think I got her name right. I was too busy staring at her rack. She has a great set. Not too great on the face though.

I need to find a comparable place. Haven't found a good substitue. If you have suggestions please PM.

Was in CT a few weeks ago and man those are the real AMPs!!

[QUOTE=Huge1]There is a certain place that advertises heavy, in Chinatown. Newly remodeled upstairs, table shower, steam sauna with pics of the place.

I have had some fun with the girl that is getting attention on MPRe.

Any care to share anymore info on any other "therapists" there?

Please provide as much info as possible and I will share what I have come to learn about the place.

Thanks guys!

Huge1[/QUOTE]Papasan told me they had over 70 customers last Sat. and Sun.

Pretty much laughng and bragging.

I am pretty sure that some of us have been there and helped him pay for his new upstairs.

Can anyone share info via P.M. with me and I wil so the same as I have been there a few times.

Thanks again!

Went to Q&Q today - paid extra $5 for table shower - $65 at the door. Had Helen. Started off affectionate - had shorts they give you for the table shower. pulled them down while in the shower. Shower was quick - a little teasing
Back in the massage room - started out on my back. Soon she showed her tits and asked for a tip. I gave $60. She said $20 more and I stupidly did.
She started the HJ - i did get my hand in her pants a little - and we were all done in ten miniutes.

I also think they may have checked how much money I had while I was in the table shower - that was my last $20. When I went to get dressed - my pants were under my tshirt which was underneath my dress shirt on the hook - thats not the order I got undressed in.

Never again

Sorry guys, I haven't reported in a while, nothing new to add but I want to amke one comment.

I have a very good freind who is pretty high up in cook county sherriff department and I asked him a few years ago about the amp, emp deals and he said a few things.

Just about all of the AMP are owned by they same "group" of people. They sometimes videotape in hopes of using a tap as leverage later or to sell oversee as porn.

They also will take cc card numbers and personal info for several reasons.

1. Identity theft is the major cause
2. CC or credit theft
3. Add you name to a data base for future leverage if need be.

Be extremly carefull, any woman who makes a living as a ***** just cannot be trusted i dont understand why some men dont get it. It is common and you greatly increase your risk.

Personally i remove all valuables and just have some cash on me. They have never asked for an ID and only a complete idiot would use a credit card at a massage parlour.

Other than that i havent come across any new to report worth mentioning other that if you guys have the time check out NW INdiana for CT bookstore always gotten some decent free putangy there if you got the time

Does anyone know about a place called Xindy?

[QUOTE=Kingfoo]Does anyone know about a place called Xindy?[/QUOTE]

It is a chinese MP. Location is near southwest corner of Archer and Halsted, just across the Orange Line Train stop. Massage was done by a chinese woman (late 20's to early 30's), and the skill was average. No extras on my single visit a couple of months back. Rate was $65 if I am right.

DO not waste your time or money at A NEW YOU! Its a shake yourself place and there isnt even a massage in it other than the one you give yourself.

Don't waste your time.

Jameson

I've done both. Although the time I was blackmailed didn't result from that.

[QUOTE=67lincoln]Or like Jerry Springer writing a check to a hooker.

Who's more of an idiot Springer for writing a check or a hooker accepting a check?[/QUOTE]

I'm up from Milwaukee, checked out Xindy, passed as it was crowded. Went to relax. Had a great massasge by Lisa. One hour thought she was going to go through me will walking on my back. Hr at the end xtra forty, total ninty.

Had an hour to kill today and needed a massage so I thought I would give the new Victoria AMP a whirl. The first surprise was the cute white girl at the front desk. She very cordially took my cash (75 for the hour) and turned me over to a short slightly built Asian woman in her 30s who I swear I've seen before but couldn't place. She in turn handed me off to Judy.

Now based on the front desk girl and the fact that Judy was a little on the plump side, I was thinking that the place must have gone legit, which isn't all bad since I did really need a massage, so I just sort of went along for the ride. Decent, but not VIP quality TS (how I miss Monica), little in the way of what I would refer to as a thorough washing. The massage started out professionally and was good. As is my normal MO, I let my arms hang over the table and when the opportunity presents itself, I like to stroke my attendant's calf. This lets them know in a non-threatening manner that I am interested in more intimate contact. Judy was thorough in her massage and wasn't afraid to brush certain areas while attending to my buttox and legs, but there was nothing super overt. Also, no "light touch" massage before the flip.

On the flip she did a great job on my neck and then moved to massage my chest from the head of the table. As I said, Judy is a little plump, and while I have a bit of yellow fever for those Asian spinners, Judy has one thing that is relatively rare at AMPs, a decent rack. As she was working on my chest and belly, she "accidentally" let those tits brush my face. Never being one to let an opportunity pass, I responded which broke the ice. Cutting to the chase, nice mutual manual finish. A suprisingly preasant visit.

One final detail, through the usual halting conversation I discovered that she's Chinese and she said it was her first day on the job there. I'm not sure if I should credit that but she seemed sincere. I used to be a big fan of Korean woman, but over the last couple of years I've had some really outstanding encounters with Chinese woman. I guess I have to say I like Chinese.

- pt

Anybody know about this place called B. D. Spa? Supposedly it just had its grand opening and its got a full asian staff

[QUOTE=Past Tense]I guess I have to say I like Chinese.[/QUOTE]"I like Chinese.

I like Chinese.

They only come up to your knees.

But they're cute and they're cuddly and they're willing to please"

LOL

"I like Chinese thought, the wisdom that Confusius taught..." I was wondering if anyone would pickup on my obscure Monty Python reference.. Thanks for dating yourself Roger.

- pt

Both of these places are loosley affiliated with the nail salon that was on Peterson that closed. They genuinely lost their lease. The girls that were there opened spa on Devon next to the Eye center. A couple of the girls have left and opened Victoria and be. D. What you had available at the original are now at these locations. Except "Kelly" who is obviously about 6 months pregnant at the one on Devon.

Sorry for the double post.

There are 3 new MPs on the northside. or maybe I just noticed them.

1. Massage Point on Irving Park (near 3400 west).

Stopped in for a looksee - one good looking, young European girl talked to me. She must have been about 24 yrs old, very pretty, nice body.

Prices are $65 for the hour ($50 for half hour). They also have a flyer you can grab. On the back it has a $10 off coupon. Price just went to $55 for the hour. Did not see anyone else. I will go back in the next few weeks to TOFFT.

2. Body and Soul on Irving Park (around 3600 west). AMP

Mamason came to the window - said $70 for the hour includes steam room, sauna, and a 40 min massage. I asked to see the girls. She said there are two girls. I wanted to see them. So I asked again, can I see the girls - but she did not understand. She said with a stern face (and broken English) we are legitimate massage only. I can't stand those damn mean ass mamasans. So much for customer service. Then again, if she really did not understand, she may have been being cautious. I said OK, told her I need an ATM for cash, took a card and left.

3. Massage place on Elston (just south of Irving Park). They have a sign in the window - Special $50 1 hour massage. Just did a drive by. I should have gone in to see the talent.

Anyway there are 3 new ones for those near the northside. If anyone tries them out throw up a post. I will check out the EMP and post soon. Donnie

Went to an AMP in Chinatown. GREAT service. $35 for half hour. Great looking girl, sweet attitude, nice curvy body, handful of natural breasts.
(I wish I could have seen and sucked and held them but that would be illegal)

Massage was pretty damn good on the back side. On the flip, got the front massaged for another 10 minutes then she was finished - time was up! Damn I motioned for her to come closer so I can touch her. She got the hint and got more oil. If it wasn't illegal I would have went under the shirt and sucked on those nice, soft, nipply breasts. We went over the time by a few minutes, but it was not an issue and a very nice finish.

*Important note, after clean up, she washed her hands, made the bed, then left while I finished getting dressed. I went out the door and she was on her way back with more towels. Never even asked for a tip. I could have simply walked away. I called her to me, reopened the massage room door and pulled her inside. I gave her a nice hug and two kisses on the cheek. Then I finally reached inside my pocket, pulled out some cash and gave her $40.

A big smile came across her face, she said thank you and gave me another hug. I will be going back for more.

Massage 8
Face 7.5 (very pretty, smiled a lot)
Body 7.5 (hour glass shape, nice tight butt, flat stomach, beautiful breasts)
Attitude 10

Donnie,

Body and Soul has been there for a couple of years now and is indeed a legit place. I've been there a half dozen times and only once did my massuse behave the way we are used to them behaving. She didn't last long at B&S.

On the otherhand, if you are looking for a theraputic massage, it's a good place to consider. The massages I have gotten there are as good as most of the massages I've gotten at the spa at the health club, without the hassle of having to schedule an appointment.

- pt

Thanks for the update. I appeciate it. I can't believe I never noticed it before. Good to know where the legit places are as well.

Too bad I could not see the girls who were working. I guess I could have said Ok for the massage, then go back just for a look. But then when I would have changed my mind after I'd seen the girls, I wouldn't want to argue with the old hag to get my dough back.

Anyone have any issues with getting your cash back when you went in, but then changed your mind after seeing the talent?

What was the name of the AMP? Address?

[QUOTE=Donnie D2]Went to an AMP in Chinatown. GREAT service. $35 for half hour. Great looking girl, sweet attitude, nice curvy body, handful of natural breasts.
(I wish I could have seen and sucked and held them but that would be illegal)

Massage was pretty damn good on the back side. On the flip, got the front massaged for another 10 minutes then she was finished - time was up! Damn I motioned for her to come closer so I can touch her. She got the hint and got more oil. If it wasn't illegal I would have went under the shirt and sucked on those nice, soft, nipply breasts. We went over the time by a few minutes, but it was not an issue and a very nice finish.

*Important note, after clean up, she washed her hands, made the bed, then left while I finished getting dressed. I went out the door and she was on her way back with more towels. Never even asked for a tip. I could have simply walked away. I called her to me, reopened the massage room door and pulled her inside. I gave her a nice hug and two kisses on the cheek. Then I finally reached inside my pocket, pulled out some cash and gave her $40.

A big smile came across her face, she said thank you and gave me another hug. I will be going back for more.

Massage 8
Face 7.5 (very pretty, smiled a lot)
Body 7.5 (hour glass shape, nice tight butt, flat stomach, beautiful breasts)
Attitude 10[/QUOTE]

Maybe I'm out of line here,but I don't find any smiles with two men doing anything like this. Especially one of them is acting gay. Personally I didn't think this form had anything to do with Gay men.
Thanks for your time
Happy Hunting
AJ


[QUOTE=Arlogu]This is probably not what any of us has experienced(I hope), but it's a smile:

[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9rCZakKkNlo&mode=related&search=[/url][/QUOTE]

Dude, that's not right. Amusing, but not right. Gave me some [i]great[/i] ideas for my next MP visit, though...

Does anyone have any good info in the AHeights area?

Arlington Heights has a really great race track. If you're lucky, you can pick a couple of "hottie" horses and take home a few bucks. Resteraunts are pretty good also. Some nice hotles, if you're into that sort of thing

Bend It,
I was going to correct you on which forum to find info on the many AMP's in Arlington Hts, but then I realized that someone from Milwaukee should have the geographic resources necessary to locate Arlington Hts available to him . Especially since he can find the resources needed to provide common knowledge about Relax Spa.

Litho, does that stand for Legal Intimidation & Tactical Harrassment Officer?

[QUOTE=Gooch]Bend It,
I was going to correct you on which forum to find info on the many AMP's in Arlington Hts, but then I realized that someone from Milwaukee should have the geographic resources necessary to locate Arlington Hts available to him . Especially since he can find the resources needed to provide common knowledge about Relax Spa.

Litho, does that stand for Legal Intimidation & Tactical Harrassment Officer?[/QUOTE]

Hi Gooch. I went ahead and deleted my post, in hindsight it was too antagonistic. Thanks,

Bend It