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MinetteMew--like fucking a tiny version of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/MinetteMew[/URL]
I don't know about you but every time I see AOC on TV I get a fucking hard on. Something about her Communist NY pussy just pushes the right button and I am really turned on by her. I know it's sick, but I have embraced my pathology and psychosis a long time ago and I finally have come to terms with the voices in my head. I was in the mood for some leftist pussy, and MinetteMew recently painted herself a bullseye on Hx by posting some politically charged shit on her Hx profile. Specifically, she stated that if you are a Trump supporter, don't bother contacting her because she will not fuck mewling wanks LOL.
So without telling her my political leanings, I booked an hour with her recently at her incall. Wow her rates are on the high side of Hx, but liberals have always been known to waste tax dollars anyway so what the heck. She has a GND Armenian face, not gorgeous by any means but pretty enough. What stands out is her amazing body. If you think she looks thin on her profile pics wait till you see her in person. Not an ounce of fat. So I unleashed my Alexandria fantasies on this Democrat body. DFK and lots of DATY. She was freshly showered and smelled so sweet. She greeted me wearing a short lavender baby doll lingerie, and her hair was dripping water. I love chicks who are dripping wet from the bathroom. So sexy. She was propped up on her elbows running her hand once in a while through my thick hair while I was eating her pussy. But her BBBJ wow! I guess she acquired her head game from our top Sacramento hooker Kamala "CreamPie" Harris. Amazing DT, with lots of drool and BLS with eye contact. I fucked her in multiple positions, and you can pretty much spin her around because she probably only weighs 90 lbs. Pussy is very tight, so either use lube or do what I do, use your spit as the hamburger helper. I did not want to waste my cum in the bag so she finished me twice in her mouth with gagging and spit. She apparently does not like the taste of Republican jizz, so my right wing swimmers all died honorably on a towel. Every time I blasted her throat I pictured AOC 's cute face as I wrapped both my hands on Minettes cheeks.
So if you can afford Minette's national debt-sized rates, and as long as you don't wear your MAGA red baseball cap to your appointment, she will give you a most excellent service. Her body is simply amazing, since I am obsessed with skinny-petite girls, I would rank it as Top 5 currently active on Hx. But if you like boobs better look elsewhere. If you like super flat abs, tiny ass, skinny legs, skinny arms, skinny everything, then hard to find someone better. Here are some of her Humaniplex profile and ad pictures when she used to be MarziaMew. This chick can fuck her way to the Oval Office.
MinetteMew CFS with me only
[QUOTE=HapaBoy86;4365528]So, I saw her right when we came back. She wanted 1 k for raw action. IS that what she quoted you?[/QUOTE]I never asked for BBFS, did not know it was offered at 1 K. No idiot would pay that much for her Progressive pussy. Fucking her CFS was expensive enough, and I still got to finish in her mouth Bill Clinton style as if it was Monica Lewinsky's.
Intel request jennadoubleds2?
Does anyone have any recent good Intel on this one? [URL]www.humaniplex.com/profiles/jennadoubleds2[/URL].
Any info would be appreciated.
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Amber310--part 2 review of this Hx snowbunny
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Amber610[/URL]
I previously reviewed Amber310 when she was known as Brielle805, before she got pregnant. The direct link of that review is below:
[URL]http://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/showthread.php?30740-Skinny-petite&p=4352636&viewfull=1[/URL]#post4352636.
This is Part 2 review as Amber310, and this is after she delivered her baby. I saw her for an hour incall at her upscale hotel in OC a few months ago. She was still carrying some post-partum weight, but sadly there was no milk no I could not fulfill my lactation fantasies. Just like the 2 previous times I have seen her, she was 100% GFE to me, and the only thing we did not partake is BBFS, but she hinted it was available in the future, at least to me, for an additional donation. Sequence is classic Amber: BBBJ, DATY, CFS in multiple positions with non-stop DFK, pull condom off, then finish with CIM either during kneeling BBBJ or 69 (my preference as I get to taste that sweet pussy while blasting my cum load in her mouth). Here are screen shots of my 52 minute footage and a couple of her Hx profile pics. The quality is much better than the other review because she was staying at a high floor of an upscale hotel with lots of windows letting sunlight in, as opposed to the dungeon-like atmosphere of the Rodeway Inn. I just can't get enough of my little snowbunny Amber, and excited for date #4 in the future which hopefully will be BBFS finally.
Won't touch that with 10 foot chopsticks
[QUOTE=Jack926;4370956]Has anyone seen this one? She has three network rating but all ratings are back from 2017.
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LV_Candy[/URL][/QUOTE]Yeah pictures show an Asian girl who is skinny-petite, but aren't they all? Two major problems for me though:
1. Asian, which means 100% FAKE ASS pics.
2. "34 years old", which means 44 in real life, at least, most likely more.
Next.
Sorry to break my own rule. Will delete later
Make notes that Ladymarieaji89 has access to Tunaman's account. I make those notes to ignore any 411 pm's and etc from accounts that can't be trusted.
Ladymarieaji89 has been carrying on a grammatical shitstorm over personal drama with her bf and the ho he's been fucking on the side with blogs after blogs. Her boyfriend, tunaman started his own blog "confirming" Ladymarieaji89's story. [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636839/#6386162[/URL] .
If you look at a safety blog that Ladymarieaji89 posted, [URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/blogs/636803/#6386010[/URL] they both have the same style of blog title (the first few words of a sentence that is then continued on in the blog body) and there is the weird use of spelling out "Period. " by both of them.
Shady people are shady people and I avoid them all when possible.
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CassieBangswhen she was young and hot
[URL]https://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/CassieBangs[/URL]
Step into my DeLorean and set the date to 2016, almost four years ago when the world thought the US will have it's first menstruating President, and back when CassieBangs was still young and hot. I had an hour incall appointment with her. Goddamn she was a looker back then. About 40 lbs lighter, not a baby factory yet, bleach blonde hair, awesome boobs with these large areolas and puffy nips, and super tasty pussy. It was only CBJ back then for me, but the DATY, and CFS in multiple positions were awesome. My favorite was RCG, and she really knew how to work that tight pussy. She was creaming so much. The whole shaft of my cock was covered in thick white pussy juice, and she really got into the session.
Fast forward almost 4 years later. Now we have an orange flavored dumbfuck President, and CassieBangs has cranked out several DNA clones and is preggo again. She appears to have acquired a new talent aside from sucking and fucking. Fleecing has been added to her repertoire. She rinsed this dumbfuck HX loser named FisherWright for 15 grand earlier this year. That's right. Fifteen Thousand US Dollars. I believe he gave it to her in three 5 K installments based on nothing but promises of unlimited access to her 40 lbs heavier and 3 replicants looser pussy, and this dumbfuck never even got to touch her boobs LOL. Yeah it was worse than platonic OMG. He might as well have placed them dollars in his fireplace and lit it up, at least his living room would have been warm during winter OMG. I wish FisherWright can read this report and look at these pictures, knowing I fucked and filmed the hot and young CassieBangs for an hour for the super affordable price of $250 LOL. Inflation is a female dog, and so is Cassie now apparently. I am the only dumbfuck monger in this world who has an hour video of the young and hot CassieBangs, ROB-extraordinaire.
Enjoy the screen shots. Our 1 hour fuckfest footage is super hot and super spankable. The things this hot chick were saying when I was pounding her would make the streetwalkers of Figueroa blush deep orange, almost the same hue as the dumbfuck sitting in the Oval Office. Hey at least we don't have a menstruating President. That would be much, much worse.
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Havenchase, complete psycho
I contacted havenchase on hx, obviously. I texted her and she sent me an address and to text when I park. I show up and mistakenly show up earlier than I said, anyways she sends me to the wrong room and to different hotels fucking with me. I have no idea what her problem is. Here is our conversation we had. BTW it was only 30 min early I confused myself by mistake and she put me in danger by sending me to random peoples rooms. I was disappointed because I was looking forward to finally meeting her but she went complete psycho.
Haven Chase has a booker?
So what I've learned is that the texts are not even from her but from her booker and she is a part of some kind of crew? I'm confused because I thought she was the one texting me as it was even in first person. Also I can't upload her texts for some reason they won't show up here (it is the right 909-xxx- so it is her / their number). I've never had a bad interaction with anyone on hx, I always keep it simple and straightforward and don't spend time messaging back and forth. Just make my appointment and text when I show up. She purposely sent me to the wrong hotel and gave me a random room number. Seriously have no idea what's going on still.