Sexual Things to Do Before We Die. Fucket List

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We are hunting the idiots.

Sorry, I hate myself for being so weak.

But, I Will amateurs and astound.

So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6644882]So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.[/QUOTE]I did this back in Atlanta several years ago. I don't have a dwarf fetish, but she was also Asian which I do have a strong appetite for so I thought "why not?" She used to advertise on listcrawler which was very rare in Atlanta for Asian girls; outside of the apartment girl ads and the fat Asian chicks that seem to pop up from time to time.

To each his own, but it wasn't something I'll ever do again. You could clearly see that she was an adult by her facial features, but she had a very tiny body. Absolutely zero body fat and flat chested as well. I couldn't get turned on by her and that's never a problem for me normally; with the exception of extremely obese women. It also didn't help that this chick was extremely jaded. Got pissed off when I asked at the beginning of the date if she was of legal age. Said she was "tired of men asking her that all the time. " Not sure why that would surprise her due to her stature. She was only about 3' 10"-ish I think. She was also a complete "non participant. " Offered no assistance whatsoever to help me get over the hump so to speak. Took her clothes off, laid on her back while playing on her phone and expected me to do what I came to do with no help from her at all.

Knowing that she was indeed an adult (in her 30's if memory serves) and that the business end of things had already taken place, I gave it the ol' college try but my starting QB refused to play along that night. I took the loss and left. She even copped an attitude about that too. Not sure why. I didn't even ask for a refund. She clearly wasn't happy in her line of work, so I didn't even care that I lost out. Probably would've felt worse if I had been able to go through with it.

Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6644882]So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.[/QUOTE]Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6644882]So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are an East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.[/QUOTE]F'd a 4'6" girl, not technically a dwarf, but non the less, a good standing shag.

I've had a one legged gal, leg amputated above the knee.

I'm currently occasionally banging a seriously scared burn survivor. Helping her regain her sexual confidence.

[QUOTE=GiddenLade;6648236]Like I said, to each his own, so do what you want. If I may suggest, however, I would recommend getting a gal with some decent tits for her size and at least enough body fat to look mature. Of course, a gal with a good attitude always helps too, no matter what her size is. Good luck if you go through with it. Hope you have a better experience than I did.[/QUOTE]Yeah it sucks when the chic is a dead fish in the sack. The dwarf I was talking to was a black chic and sounded like a freak with what she liked in the sack. Shame I wasn't able to tap her little ass.

[QUOTE=GiddenLade;6648303]Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing. Unfortunately she was part of a crew that apparently only stayed in the area for a while and moved on. Other than the way she spoke, it was like being with any other woman. Really enjoyed spending time with her and would eagerly repeat if I ever cross paths with her again. I even remember her name (Celine), which is rare for me, even with chicks in real life. Hell, I even hooked up with a chick only for her to tell me after the fact that it was our 2nd meeting. Only then did I remember. Isn't that a freakin' shame? In my defense, it had been almost a year and she had gained a little weight, but still. LOL.

As for your East Indian chick fantasy I had a real life "girlfriend" from Bangladesh for a couple of years back in the 90's. According to her, the guy she had been with over there treated her like total crap. She wasn't the prettiest gal in the world, but not ugly by any means. She was over here temporarily as a housekeeper / nanny for one of my clients. She was the one who approached me. She would sneak out of the house after her host family went to bed and I would pick her up down the street, take her to my place and fuck the daylights out of her. The more we did it the more she wanted it. I guess all those years of being mistreated and going without brought the Bengal tigress out of her. Unfortunately she wound up catching MAJOR feelings which ruined the whole thing. I was young and just having a good time. She wanted to get married and have babies. Was probably thinking about citizenship too. YIKES!

Some of the best free pussy I ever had. Literally free. No dates, no dinners, no flowers. Scoop her up, go to my place and fuck, drop her back off. This went down 2 or 3 times a week for about 2 years until she returned to Bangladesh. One of those rare life gifts that literally just fell into my lap. Funny thing is, like most young bucks I completely took that shit for granted. There were plenty nights when I would turn her down or pull "no shows" on her just out of being an arrogant prick really. Perhaps some of my nights of "old man blue balls" is karma payback for taking the pussy gods' gift back then for granted.

Once more, I wish you luck finding what you're looking for. If you do meet one, especially if she a non-westernized civie, a little kindness could pay huge dividends.[/QUOTE]The deaf chic I had an arrangement going with was a curvy light skinned Latina. She was pretty hot with big natural DD tits and a juicy ass to match, slim waist. The voice as you mentioned was trippy. Had to write stuff down sometimes on a notepad to tell her what to do. But for the most part fucking is fucking and basic hand motions is usually all you need. The trippy part was once I got that pussy wet was her moaning sounds which can be kinda weird sounding from a deaf chic. But at least I knew she was enjoying herself with me and cumming. She could ride a dick and seeing that ass pound down on me and her tits bouncing was a hot sight to see. Happy she was cool with me taking pics and video. Love revisiting those vids to see that action.

I've worked with a couple of good looking East Indian chics. One was fuckin hot but had a fiance. The other was a close teammate at the time on the same team. She was pretty but best part was her juicy ass. I used to flirt with her all the time but that was it. Nice one for you having that Indian booty to have fun with at home.

Thanks for the good luck. There's a cute White chic dwarf that favorited me on Seeking so that hopefully will happen finally. East Indian pussy I'm still working on.

[URL]https://youtu.be/mJ09L3sOOUY?si=gzhVkf3UOQJhF_AA[/URL]

Cheers!

[QUOTE=Lexx1;6644882]So has anyone here actually ever fucked a dwarf? I've fucked a handful of midget size girls (4'10" and below) but not a dwarf. Almost had the chance but she was only in town for a short time and is out of state now. She joked that she could suck my dick while standing up. LOL That's one on my fucket list. The others are a East Indian chic and a blind chic. A blind chic will never happen. But have been close to fucking some east Indian chics. Had an arrangement for a bit with a deaf chic. That was interesting.[/QUOTE]I fucked several East Indian chicks (all gorgeous!) and one deaf chick. The deaf chick was almost 20 years ago. She was full GFE, CIP, and a skilled cum swallower. It really wasn't much different than any other great lay, though. Her speech was a little bit different, but the moans and gasps were like with any other aroused chick when pounded. 3 pics of her attached.

My most recent East Indian cumdumpster is still active on the east coast. Another fun GFE, CIP, cum-swallowing pleaser. But I'm only posting the creampie pic for that one, to avoid potential drama. That huge clit was a an unexpected bonus! But notice the dark brown pussy lips, but otherwise light skin, characteristic of the more northern East Indian girls.

Dwarfs? I never had any desire for them. I'd definitely like to do a woman of sufficiently short stature, though, who could suck me off while standing up! I guess those used to be called midgets, where the body parts are normally proportioned? ? But I was never attracted to pituitary dwarfs. I'm not putting down those who are, we all have our own tastes, but it's just not my thing.

I never had a blind chick, but I see no reason why I wouldn't. Just never had the opportunity.

[QUOTE=Gilforama;7352109]My most recent East Indian cumdumpster is still active on the east coast. Another fun GFE, CIP, cum-swallowing pleaser. But I'm only posting the creampie pic for that one, to avoid potential drama. That huge clit was a an unexpected bonus! But notice the dark brown pussy lips, but otherwise light skin, characteristic of the more northern East Indian girls.

Dwarfs? I never had any desire for them. I'd definitely like to do a woman of sufficiently short stature, though, who could suck me off while standing up! I guess those used to be called midgets, where the body parts are normally proportioned? ? But I was never attracted to pituitary dwarfs. I'm not putting down those who are, we all have our own tastes, but it's just not my thing.

I never had a blind chick, but I see no reason why I wouldn't. Just never had the opportunity.[/QUOTE]Not into chics with a huge clit. I had a teacher I was civie dating and she had the biggest clit I've ever seen. Thing freaked the hell out of me. LOL But I would eat her out like a trooper. Big clits look like micro penises to me. Not my thing.

As far as East Indian it's not easy to find them as a sugarbaby or non-pro. On the sugar sites there's barely any there especially in the 18 to 22 range I'm looking for. As a non-pro even harder to find. If I were to go looking for one as a straight up prostitute. It'd probably be easier to find. But I'm not into street hos or online escorts as I used to be.

As for the dwarf it's just one thing to scratch off the list. I've seen a couple on sugar sites and even a blonde nice one that walks Fig. Having a chic do a BJ standing up is something I'd like to try and video.

[QUOTE=GiddenLade;6648303]Forgot to mention that I too have had a deaf chick. She was quite amazing.[/QUOTE][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sanfernandovalley/190810789[/URL]

[QUOTE=Marcath;7355729][URL]https://escortalligator.com.listcrawler.eu/post/escorts/usa/california/sanfernandovalley/190810789[/URL][/QUOTE]Wow. She looks good and is kinda hot.

Good looking out.