MotorCity Mayhem

[QUOTE=Admin2;2161411]Seriously, that was posting in this thread you douchebag, do you need remedial reading classes to understand the rules here? With the shit you post you're going to whine over stfu? You guys never fail to entertain. Put your big girl panties on.

Right, I should have said "Don't post in the classifieds you fucking asshole" and then been like "What? What was argumentative about that?"

Seriously you guys don't have anything better to do than chase my posts across the forum? It's a good thing we have the No Gay Lesbian thing or I'd be a little worried about how obsessed some of you guys are. I'm sorry but I'm going to have to disappoint some of my stalkers, I'm all about the Latinas fellas. But please, keep searching for my posts, the rest of us will be checking out the pussy.

Oh this will really piss some of you off, Jax just gave me a HUGE fucking raise because he thinks I'm doing a great job. All metrics on the forum are up since I started moderating it. Post count, engagement, advertising, new members (though some of those are your alts here so I probably shouldn't count them) members transitioning to seniors (yeah I know they don't post anything worthwhile, blah blah blah) We are in the middle of launching the new classified site, it's just going fucking great with us. Glad you could be a part of it.

John Wise, personal shout out. You brother are indeed missed on this forum. I still owe you for that solid you did us. A2 pays his debts, PM me and tell me what I got to do to make it right.[/QUOTE]My big girl panties are up John Wise ' s ass, why don't you please pull them out while you're kissing his ass!!

[QUOTE=Mike27L;2161785]Hey guys!

I have a UTR chick in Westland that is in need of some cash. She is about 40, blond, a cup, very slim. I have seen her a couple of times for a fantastic BJ. She doesn't post anywhere, and has only seen a few guys like this. If you are a trusted senior, and want to give her a try, send me a PM.

Mike.[/QUOTE]I would also be happy to help out but you have not responded to the pm, why bother to post this and then not respond?

[QUOTE=StarFish;2163492]When I first read this post I thought WTF, is this guy 14. What man takes another mans burn and recycles it the very next day. Then it hit me, the "Cass Ave" reference. SmoothDriver I had no idea you're a Milkshake (elderly person) so I just can't fight with you. I will give you one last, now go get your fucking shine-box and let you have the last dick sucking word.[/QUOTE]I shine shoes? Good come back Star Fish The Tranny. I did not know I was talking to the original Star Fish the Tranny? Hey Star Fish go out on Cass Ave and troll for some more guys so you can do your famous cum swallowing act, take care fruitcup and try to wipe the jizz off your chin.

[QUOTE=PawgHunter;2163024][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/247-lexa-big-booty-lovers-new-in-town-247-specials-517-894-6120-23/16492646[/URL]
Saw lexa for the 2nd and it'll be the last. The first time I saw her it was ok but this time she smelled like shit! My fav position is doggy but she smelled so bad that I had to turn by head and couldn't see the view. She has a big booty but is kinda big all over. Weird stomach, maybe baby damage. Overall she's nice but seems out of it, a mix of booze and weed most likely. Save your time, there are better pawgs in the area.[/QUOTE][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/by-popular-demand-i-came-a-little-bit-closer-to-the-city-treat-me-right-and-ill-treat-you-better-21/16536657[/URL]

I've wasted too much time with girls like that. To take to many chances. That's why I have stuck with Selena since we met. I'm really happy forum because I don't have to waste more time and money on girls like that. I think Selena has her friends with her because its the weekend. Of you like pawgs I suggest you check her out. Thank you pawg hunter for saving me a trip and money, because that one was on my radar.

About time to get the Popcorn and watch the Show. LOL.

[QUOTE=LimpBiscuit;2164219]About time to get the Popcorn and watch the Show. LOL.[/QUOTE]I love this thread. Thanks for starting it A2! (yes, I'll wipe A2's load off my chin or whatever childish insult someone was going to respond with).

Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.

[QUOTE=Exhibition313;2163801][URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/by-popular-demand-i-came-a-little-bit-closer-to-the-city-treat-me-right-and-ill-treat-you-better-21/16536657[/URL]

I've wasted too much time with girls like that. To take to many chances. That's why I have stuck with Selena since we met. I'm really happy forum because I don't have to waste more time and money on girls like that. I think Selena has her friends with her because its the weekend. Of you like pawgs I suggest you check her out. Thank you pawg hunter for saving me a trip and money, because that one was on my radar.[/QUOTE]Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.

Was walking down 23 mile seen this[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] 350 lb[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue] said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.[blue][Racial Epithet(s) Deleted by Admin][/blue]

[b][u]EDITOR'S NOTE[/u]:[/b] [blue]This report was edited in accordance with the Forum's Zero Tolerance policy regarding reports containing [u]racial epithets[/u].

Please be advised that Forum Members who succeed in having three or more of their reports deleted for personal attacks, racial epithets or other derogatory comments, will be banned under the Forum's Serial Antagonist Policy.[/blue]

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;2164585]Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.[/QUOTE]No disrespect intended.

I can kinda back up Selena. She usually is with a friend or 2, I went to see but she was just a little too big for my taste so I picked one of the friends. However, Selena was quite nice while she was in the room and was even still polite and kind after I picked a friend over her (when I asked for her on the phone).

I'm not sure If its advertisement or not, but he has reviewed a decent number of others so I'm leaning to not. I just think its his favorite. Everyone has their favorite.

Just my 2 cents worth.

[QUOTE=SmoothDriver;2165413]Was walking down 23 mile seen this halfy (ital. And splip) 350 lb Wap with flies around its head smellin like pizza walking with a older guy that could be his twin if he was 30 years older. The young short and fat one named Mario 13 (Whats a matter for you) said I could have both him and his inbred Dad for 2 slices of pizza and a cannoli. Oldman kept telling Mario to save some of that head for hs little brother. I puked then backhanded both for bringing flies around and smelling like old cheese. I would rec. Both these waps to Star Fish they would make a great 3 some.[/QUOTE]Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.

Wait for it. Still not banned.

[blue]You are correct on the hate speech and correct that the violence against other member was a stretch, I found that part allegorical and the ""backhanded both" a literary device and not an actual threat.

Apologies to the board, I don't read the posts on this thread very closely.

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=Tongue;2166275]Let's see, you covered homosexuality, incest, Italian Slur, and (I know I'm stretching this, but it's my post) Violence against another member.

Wait for it. Still not banned.[/QUOTE]AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.

[QUOTE=Marino13;2164567]Picked up SmoothDriver today on the Chene stroll, WSW 350 lbs, bald and no teeth. Not another SW in sight so I said what the fuck. Sucked my dick like a champ, swallowing all the evidence. Try to pay but SD insisted I keep my 20. Best BJ I ever had, will repeat until the fat pig stops sucking dick for free. Can be found at the dumpster behind the burger king at van dye and mack.[/QUOTE]Was he driving a grand am? Are you sure it wasn't McDonalds? (for those of you who remember the reference).

When you post the following in a PM:

"Mike,

Does she look like the crypt keeper?

I am interested in under the raider types, not high volume, and do like them skinny but thru experience at that age and skinny could look scary. ".

This is a girl I am trying to help out, and you are not the type of person that I would want to put in touch with her. Good luck with all your $20 SW girls.

Mike.

[QUOTE=Joehpp;2163764]I would also be happy to help out but you have not responded to the pm, why bother to post this and then not respond?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=SmoothDriver;2166288]AWE sorry TONGUE up MARIO13,s azz if your offended, go suck a dick you cryazz yuppie snitch.[/QUOTE]What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.

[QUOTE=Tongue;2167630]What will we do when high school starts back up and you'll be busy with homework? Do me a favor and brush up on your spelling and try not to fuck the gym teacher. He's not your type.[/QUOTE]High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?

[blue]Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol

[url]http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denotation-connotation-metaphor-vs-allegory-vs-symbol/[/url]

The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.

(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)

You're welcome,

A2[/blue]

[QUOTE=StarFish;2168716]And maybe this YouTube video will help you understand sarcasm.

[URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBztjzDr0fM[/URL][/QUOTE]I'm not sure you understand what the word sarcasm means, let me break it down for you as well;.

Sarcasm: "the use of irony to mock or convey contempt. ".

Irony: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect.

His post was Sophomoric: "referring to juvenile, puerile, and base comedy that would normally be expected from an adolescent. ".

As is most of your material here. Though your posts in the threads are good.

Nice try though.

A2.

[QUOTE=LimpBiscuit;2167840]High School, isn't there an age limit to this board?

[blue]Here, maybe this step by step guide will help you understand what's going on here with Denotation, Connotation, Metaphor vs. Allegory vs. Symbol

[url]http://prezi.com/2vppjuu2talu/denotation-connotation-metaphor-vs-allegory-vs-symbol/[/url]

The post you took literally was intended to fall between a metaphor and an allegory.

(hint: He wasn't really saying the other guy was in high school, he was insulting him by comparing him to a high school student because his spelling is bad that also has a crush on a male gym teacher, thereby assailing the other members masculinity and intelligence here on a pussy board.)

You're welcome,

A2[/blue][/QUOTE]Sorry, but I didn't take anything Literally, it was suppose to be a Joke about High School.

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;2164585]Calling BS on this poster. All posts sound like an infomercial for this provider. Boycott this provider. Any disputes should be handled in Mayhem.[/QUOTE]No idea who ehibition313 is but most of my reviews here are about selena & the 5 chicks she has had with her. Dude you can be mad about the new dude in love if you want but that chick is the truth! She'll bring friends & none of them have been a bit of drama. Boycotting her & the grab bag she brings every weekend will just hurt some poor dude who would have seen her but could be sent elsewhere, maybe even 2 the cops cause you don't like her good reviews. My inbox is full of thank you's & counter referralls from others who have seen her. I've seen a couple of the counter referralls & still haven't had a better experience than the foursome I had with her & her girls. [URL]http://posting.detroit.backpage.com/online/classifieds/ViewAd?oid=16597400&uid=b1c8a9b37bb2228e9874a176375e10c4[/URL].

If you like pawgs check her out. I know 5 members who have seen her! Pay attention 2 the message & not the messenger!

[QUOTE=Trugrit;2172583]She keeps reminding me of why she's my favorite. I've already talked about my adventures with my master pawg selena so I wouldn't beat a dead horse. But she's got another one now. Jessica bangz!

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/m-jessica-bangz-come-see-me-and-youll-never-forget-how-jessica-bangz-25/16615876[/URL]

Theyre in Madison heights & selena assured me I'd enjoy myself. Had jessica & luscious, great attitudes, good price. I wouldn't have known they were together if I didn't recognize selena in one of the pics. They've got seperated ads [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/missed-detroit-area-too-much-already-so-im-back-at-it-21/16615355[/URL].

Stay safe & for the guys who see these chicks. Your welcome inbox me 2 let me know how it works out.[/QUOTE]Infomercial from provider. Stay away from this one.

[QUOTE=MiBadBoy;2172530]Does anyone know which club this girl works at and does she provide extras? [ATTACH=CONFIG]336369[/ATTACH].

Her name is Miranda.[/QUOTE]How would you have a picture of a girl who works a strip club, but not know which club?

Did you not see her in the club?

Did you get Extras, as she is pretty damn hot?

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;2172973]Infomercial from provider. Stay away from this one.[/QUOTE]Exactly what I was thinking.

[QUOTE=LimpBiscuit;2172975]How would you have a picture of a girl who works a strip club, but not know which club?

Did you not see her in the club?

Did you get Extras, as she is pretty damn hot?[/QUOTE]I almost dated her but she lives 45 min from me and for other reasons I decided not to hang out with her. I do not know what club she's at but I'm assuming it's on the east side of the state. I have no clue if she does extras or not.

[QUOTE=Trugrit;2172583]She keeps reminding me of why she's my favorite. I've already talked about my adventures with my master pawg selena so I wouldn't beat a dead horse. But she's got another one now. Jessica bangz!

[URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/m-jessica-bangz-come-see-me-and-youll-never-forget-how-jessica-bangz-25/16615876[/URL]

Theyre in Madison heights & selena assured me I'd enjoy myself. Had jessica & luscious, great attitudes, good price. I wouldn't have known they were together if I didn't recognize selena in one of the pics. They've got seperated ads [URL]http://detroit.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/missed-detroit-area-too-much-already-so-im-back-at-it-21/16615355[/URL].

Stay safe & for the guys who see these chicks. Your welcome inbox me 2 let me know how it works out.[/QUOTE]All the posts from this person seem to about the same person. Plus I tend to stay away from high volume providers. This one seems like it.

[QUOTE=LimpBiscuit;2172977]Exactly what I was thinking.[/QUOTE]I can't tell if you guys are insinuating that she's not real because plenty of people have confirmed she is including myself. Her ads are written kinda wacky but I respect that she writes something new every time and updates pics & vids. Most copy and paste the same damn ad for years.

[QUOTE=MiBadBoy;2172530]Does anyone know which club this girl works at and does she provide extras? [ATTACH=CONFIG]336369[/ATTACH].

Her name is Miranda.[/QUOTE]Don't ask a question like this with a picture and please members of the forum do not answer him. As for MiBadBoy. Pay your dues, put up good reports, and become a senior. Then, maybe then, you will "get" . You have to "give to get".

[QUOTE=StreetLegal;2173623]Don't ask a question like this with a picture and please members of the forum do not answer him. As for MiBadBoy. Pay your dues, put up good reports, and become a senior. Then, maybe then, you will "get" . You have to "give to get".[/QUOTE]I'm not LEO. It was a simple question with a simple answer. I could put up a ton of posts but I won't cause it's pretty obvious no one is here to help anyone that's new. Maybe you're just jealous I actually have what it takes to date someone like that for free, not to mention many women of that caliber. My last FWB was an escort and I never paid her a dime. I'd share her name with you but it's pointless since you're only into trading information and not truly helping anyone.

When it comes to Strippers or Strip Clubs I am by no means an expert or veteran, however.

[QUOTE=MiBadBoy;2173022] I almost dated her but she lives 45 min from me and for other reasons I decided not to hang out with her.[/QUOTE]You know she lives 45 minutes away but can't recall which club you saw her at.

[QUOTE=MiBadBoy;2173022I] do not know what club she's at but I'm assuming it's on the east side of the state.[/QUOTE]I'm guessing 90% of the MI strip clubs are on the east side of the state. Also how can you pin point her house 45 minutes from you but can only narrow down her workplace to the eastern hemisphere of the state?

[QUOTE=MiBadBoy;2173022] I have no clue if she does extras or not.[/QUOTE]You talked to her long enough to consider her a candidate for a relationship but the topic of extras never came up? I'm guessing that she doesn't do them.

I could really use someone else's $0. 02. On this topic, makes no sense to me.

[QUOTE=Fuji31;2173267]No, they are saying that the person posting is actually the provider. No posts about anyone else. She may be real and legit, but post in the advertisers page. Don't clog up the backpage thread trying to get yourself business. That is what everyone is saying.[/QUOTE]I gotcha. I've pm'ed tru a little and I think he's foreal, he just loves selena LOL.

[QUOTE=Fuji31;2166278]Actually, this exhibition313 only has 3 reviews. And they all have been about this girl. I thought the same thing when I saw this, that it was bs. Just for the record. LOL.[/QUOTE]My bad thought or was someone else. I can still back that girl up a little though.

[QUOTE=Sleeper1;2172973]Infomercial from provider. Stay away from this one.[/QUOTE]I was just going about my day & saw my integrity on the forum was being questioned. Really wish I would have caught it 2 respond sooner. I'm not in business with selena or any of the 6 girls I've seen. I'm a little surprised bit looking back on the post perhaps I can understand the misunderstanding. I'm a scary dude when it comes 2 these encounters. Scared of the cops, scared of being robbed, I don't ever want to meet a pimp in my life! So I stick with what works. Fortunately I found a Chick who brings other chick's & they allow me 2 pick & chose. Selena has so many friends she should open a whorehouse. 8 haven't been robbed, met a pimp, or been arrested. So I thought I'd let everybody know where a variety of safe chick's are. In my mind everybody else here is scared of the same things I am. Which I thought was the purpose of this forum. 4 us 2 help each other. I've seen a quite a few girls outside of what I've posted but if they weren't anything 2 write home about, why write about them. If you all don't want me writing about the girls I've dealt with because they all know each other, that's cool & I'll remove myself from the forum. Maybe I'll just lurk. But I appreciate communicating with others & I'm not going to stop getting it in so I appreciate the suggestions & a few members have helped me out with valuable information since I've been here. There was a similar allegation against a guy exhibition313 who saw selena & kept seeing & reporting on the different girls she brings. I stuck up for him because I completely understand. He, like me walked into her room & was greeted by 4 girls. I've been dealing with her for months & I'm always wondering who's going to be there & what they'll be wearing if anything when I step in. So he'll yeah I'm coming back & telling every "hobbiest" I know. Cause most of the other girls I've seen have been some sort of drama. Allot of the guys on this forum have seen them & know what I'm talking about. So when there's a new girl worth seeing, I thought I'd spread the word. So let there be a discussion & vote here as 2 the do's and donts of promoting multiple providers like selena & her friends. If I'm not welcome Here because of my predispositin towards a group of nearly a dozen different girls please let that be known 2. I'll just lurk because this is a good active forum I don't want to leave. But I'm not in business with these chicks.