Humaniplex

[QUOTE=Plastique; 1500467]Well if you get involved in the dramas in the discussion boards, but otherwise I don't think it really matters.

Some of the girls accept outside references, but most of the won't. So just join the newbie club as soon as you're activated. The newb friendly girls advertise there.[/QUOTE]Thanks for the feedback Plastique. I'll also be sure to join the newbie club as you suggested.

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1478105]Ok, meet up in San Pedro, nice smaller hotel. In parking lot, get room number and come on up.

Shows up a minute later in full hooker gear. Knee high boots. 4 inch mini skirt, bustier and in full, I mean full make up. Walks two feet off the elevator and I hustle her back in before someone sees us. What if a family or manger had been there? Get off on her floor and we walk of shame down a corridor, maid carts in hall, no one sees us. Untill we turn the corner and in front of her room is a maintenance guy on a ladder blocking the entrance to her room. So we have to go under the ladder to get in. She is 20, I am 60, she is dressed as a hollywood hooker, no doubt what is going on.[/QUOTE]LOL I know some local girls like to use nice smaller hotels with the manager's blessing. The girls have security. It make business sense and the manager gains some browny points and may be networking. It's not like some hotels are invaded by hookers and the manager has to get rid of them. The manager can accomodate up to a few regular hookers very discreetly. Any staff working there of any duration will know the situation. The hooker will know the chance of running into other guests by walking out and back in at the time. It's obvious but no big deal if you met some tourist family. You shouldn't have let her out! LOL

Okay I guess this is a first for me in the catagory of the newbie to Hx. This was the first time my new friend tried Hx or the art of providing. She was nervious as hell and didn't know what to expect. I explain you just go with the flow and everything will turn out. In the back of my mind I was telling myself dude you can do what you want and get away with it! After finishing a great session, she explained she was a swinger on occasion with her husband and gave me a invite. I'm not into that for obvious reasons, but this was a first for me also. I would like to share more info but I've recieved no previleges in the past. Guess what? Not gunna give it up. I will say I know desperate housewives of oc has a new meaning for me.

[QUOTE=TheLolMessiah; 1470708]I tried out Gini and she was great. The massage was quite the experience. I feel like trying out this newish asian. Does anyone have any info on her?

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/donnafantasy67[/url][/QUOTE]She's kind of like an Asian Jennifer Tilly. Claims she's Korean in her ads, but admits that she's only 1/4 Korean. Decent enough GFE, but she's in her late 30s, and I'd prefer a 20-something spinner.

Been on a bit of a mongering rampage lately, hitting up all sorts of AAMPs in the LA / OC. My most recent adventure led me to PapayaOC's place. They run the standard two-call system there at a very nice upscale apartment in Irvine. They were advertising two girls, but only Momo was available.

I get to the room and the door is opened by an asian lady, probably mid to late thirties. Fuck! I should have just walked out then but she had already gotten ahold of my dick and started leading me into the bedroom. Her face was about a 5, body about a 6, but her lack of looks was definitely made up for in the service. Awesome BBBJ / Rim preview in the shower and a more thorough tongue lashing once on the bed. All sorts of CFS positions, I even stuck a thumb in her ass in during doggy. This made her pussy tighten! LOL

I made damn sure I got another round from her, because I still wasn't too happy about dropping 260 on a middle aged asian woman with definite signs that gravity had caught up to her. I wouldn't repeat with Momo just because of looks but they are offering another girl right now.

I never have good luck in the OC AAMPs.

[QUOTE=JHeezy; 1543436]Been on a bit of a mongering rampage lately, hitting up all sorts of AAMPs in the LA / OC. My most recent adventure led me to PapayaOC's place. They run the standard two-call system there at a very nice upscale apartment in Irvine. They were advertising two girls, but only Momo was available.

I get to the room and the door is opened by an asian lady, probably mid to late thirties. Fuck! I should have just walked out then but she had already gotten ahold of my dick and started leading me into the bedroom. Her face was about a 5, body about a 6, but her lack of looks was definitely made up for in the service. Awesome BBBJ / Rim preview in the shower and a more thorough tongue lashing once on the bed. All sorts of CFS positions, I even stuck a thumb in her ass in during doggy. This made her pussy tighten! LOL

I made damn sure I got another round from her, because I still wasn't too happy about dropping 260 on a middle aged asian woman with definite signs that gravity had caught up to her. I wouldn't repeat with Momo just because of looks but they are offering another girl right now.

I never have good luck in the OC AAMPs.[/QUOTE]How are the oc AMPs from hx comparing with the la AMPs that you and I talked about. You know, H's, P's, J's, etc.

[QUOTE=BenderOver;1543487]How are the oc AMPs from hx comparing with the la AMPs that you and I talked about. You know, H's, P's, J's, etc.[/QUOTE]I'd rather stick with the LA AAMPs. Actually I revisited Papaya's to see the new girl. MUCH younger than Momo and I actually had a very pleasant experience.

PM me for details.

Hi guys.

Had a aamp expererience in vegas of all places. This was Saturday before the iheartradio concert.

Anyways never did aamp before.

Everything went ok, but is it normal for her to text someone before and after session? Who is she texting?

Also when I finished, she took the condom somewhere? Do they flush it or do they keep it. Never thought about me giving her my DNA.

This all may sound like a joke, but I'm actually really paranoid. Stupid me used my real cell phone number.

[QUOTE=Joe Valdez; 1553065]Hi guys.

Had a aamp expererience in vegas of all places. This was Saturday before the iheartradio concert.

Anyways never did aamp before.

Everything went ok, but is it normal for her to text someone before and after session? Who is she texting?

Also when I finished, she took the condom somewhere? Do they flush it or do they keep it. Never thought about me giving her my DNA.

This all may sound like a joke, but I'm actually really paranoid. Stupid me used my real cell phone number.[/QUOTE]The texting was most likely her letting her booker know you were there and when your session was complete, so the next monger could be scheduled. She most likely flushed the condom, last thing they want laying around the place are a bunch of used condoms. With one provider I saw, she gift wrapped in tissue and gave it to me to discard. That was ineresting, went to the first convenience store with a trash can and tossed it, after buying a cola. As for your own cell, thousands monger without a throwaway monger phone. Bottom line if you weren't stopped after leaving & you're back home, I wouldn't sweat it. I know, easier said than done. Hope this helps, also leave a review in the Las Vegas section, as some of is get over there once in a while.

Punter1

[QUOTE=Joe Valdez; 1553065]Hi guys.

Had a aamp expererience in vegas of all places. This was Saturday before the iheartradio concert.

Anyways never did aamp before.

Everything went ok, but is it normal for her to text someone before and after session? Who is she texting?

Also when I finished, she took the condom somewhere? Do they flush it or do they keep it. Never thought about me giving her my DNA.

This all may sound like a joke, but I'm actually really paranoid. Stupid me used my real cell phone number.[/QUOTE]She probably want to have a child with you, so you can support her for the rest of your life.

[QUOTE=Punter1; 1553082]As for your own cell, thousands monger without a throwaway monger phone.

Punter1[/QUOTE]If you're going to hobby a bunch, a throwaway phone makes sense. You have to decide. I've had girls text me to see them and it's not a problem with a throwaway phone. I just don't want an AAMP getting raided and Leo have a record of my phone. Paranoid? Maybe, but I sleep better at night. Just don't let the SO find the phone.

Took the plunge here because my ATF was not available in LA. I've been to this setup once before, I saw Jessica. Jessica was alright, nothing to write home about.

Tulip, on the other hand, is gorgeous. About 5'5".5'6", slender and toned body, with a beautiful set of natural C's. Did not do RIM as a part of her performance, but she looks so good I didn't care. Only downer was no DFK. Fucked her in all sorts of different positions before busting in the hat during mish. She squeels and moans like those Japanese porns stars. Felt her cum three times during the romp and my dick appreciated every squeeze of her walls. She tried to get me going for a second round while laying around on the bed, but I was just too worn out after the first round.

I would repeat without hesitation, but there's too many others I want to try.

[QUOTE=TheLolMessiah; 1453855]Anyone have a review on Gini? Been eyeing her for a while now.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Lovely-Gini[/url][/QUOTE]Met up with Gini about 6 months ago. Great service at par with some kgirls in la, amazing massage at the end of it.

Late 20s, nice fake t*ts.

Wonder if anyone met her new partner t-ara.

Who was the provider? An HX girl?

[QUOTE=Leronardo;1506524]Okay I guess this is a first for me in the catagory of the newbie to Hx. This was the first time my new friend tried Hx or the art of providing. She was nervious as hell and didn't know what to expect. I explain you just go with the flow and everything will turn out. In the back of my mind I was telling myself dude you can do what you want and get away with it! After finishing a great session, she explained she was a swinger on occasion with her husband and gave me a invite. I'm not into that for obvious reasons, but this was a first for me also. I would like to share more info but I've recieved no previleges in the past. Guess what? Not gunna give it up. I will say I know desperate housewives of oc has a new meaning for me.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Yellowfever OC;1557954]Who was the provider? An HX girl?[/QUOTE]Join and find out.

Guys, be careful what you post here, the girls that are posted may freeze you out if you post two much detail- believe, the smart ones know all about this site.

And don't give out specific contact info, not safe for everyone in the HX network. Its not BP or RB

Really Yellow, how about posting some intel first before asking for specifics.

And since the blog says HX, do you think its a girl from the ladies home journal--LOL

Went through the process to join up and I'm glad I did.

There are lots of choices and I was actually in the process of helping a girl with her profile and the moons just aligned. Ended up fixing her problem and she fixed mine and popped by HX cherry. Good balls deep BBJ, DATY, mish and finished with Doggie!

$.4 for 30.

Now the hard part is to choose the next.

Hi I'm Purity, I am new to HX, feel free to pm me for more info. Come check me out!

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[QUOTE=MidnightPro; 1568085]Went through the process to join up and I'm glad I did.

There are lots of choices and I was actually in the process of helping a girl with her profile and the moons just aligned. Ended up fixing her problem and she fixed mine and popped by HX cherry. Good balls deep BBJ, DATY, mish and finished with Doggie!

$.4 for 30.

Now the hard part is to choose the next.[/QUOTE]OK, I'll bite, who'd you see?

This is the cutest, sweetest, most precious little thing I have ever been with.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LovelyLia[/url]

Just amazing great time! 2 call. She is in a very nice upscale hotel in the OC. She formerly went by Dia Diaz. Now she is reborn as Lovely Lia. When she opened that hotel door & I saw her in a little bikini, I just about shit. HOLY COW! I love sweet petite treats like this. She let me use the rest room to freshen up.

She got naked, I got naked & I just had to taste that sweet pussy. She layed back on the bed & spread her legs. I kissed her pussy lips softly & licked up & down to open up her lips. She moaned ever so softly. I licked away & probed my tounge into her sweet vajay jay. She said, oh you do it sooo Good! I love eating pussy, especially a young sweet little latina. Then she gave me a very nice BBBJ. We did 69 & finally I just had to drill her. She put on the condom & I was inside! Very, very tight vajay jay. Felt so good. She said I was her first customer for the day & it was 6 pm. This little girl is just gorgeous. The nicest, sweetest personality too! I drilled her in mish. She pulled her legs back. What a beautiful sight to behold. I logjammed her good. Then she got on top & rode my cock like she was at Magic Mountain. RCG was insane, I almost shot a load. Then we did doggie & I had to pinch myself. 20 years ago I had to drive to Tijuana to find something like this. Now its in my backyard. She is Honduran & Columbian. I rubbed her shoulders & back & hips & ass & legs & feet.

Finally I shot a big load in the rubber. I made so much noise! I love my O's! LOL. She is the best. You need to be a member of HX to see her. Do not pm me for her digits. You won't get them. Please treat her with respect. She is one of the all time best.

BALDY CRUISER :)

Wow very beautiful great find as always.

[QUOTE=Baldy Cruiser; 1569911]This is the cutest, sweetest, most precious little thing I have ever been with.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/LovelyLia[/url]

Just amazing great time! 2 call. She is in a very nice upscale hotel in the OC. She formerly went by Dia Diaz. Now she is reborn as Lovely Lia. When she opened that hotel door & I saw her in a little bikini, I just about shit. HOLY COW! I love sweet petite treats like this. She let me use the rest room to freshen up.

She got naked, I got naked & I just had to taste that sweet pussy. She layed back on the bed & spread her legs. I kissed her pussy lips softly & licked up & down to open up her lips. She moaned ever so softly. I licked away & probed my tounge into her sweet vajay jay. She said, oh you do it sooo Good! I love eating pussy, especially a young sweet little latina. Then she gave me a very nice BBBJ. We did 69 & finally I just had to drill her. She put on the condom & I was inside! Very, very tight vajay jay. Felt so good. She said I was her first customer for the day & it was 6 pm. This little girl is just gorgeous. The nicest, sweetest personality too! I drilled her in mish. She pulled her legs back. What a beautiful sight to behold. I logjammed her good. Then she got on top & rode my cock like she was at Magic Mountain. RCG was insane, I almost shot a load. Then we did doggie & I had to pinch myself. 20 years ago I had to drive to Tijuana to find something like this. Now its in my backyard. She is Honduran & Columbian. I rubbed her shoulders & back & hips & ass & legs & feet.

Finally I shot a big load in the rubber. I made so much noise! I love my O's! LOL. She is the best. You need to be a member of HX to see her. Do not pm me for her digits. You won't get them. Please treat her with respect. She is one of the all time best.

Baldy Cruiser.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1568937]OK, I'll bite, who'd you see?[/QUOTE]I'll follow FT's advice and just say 'what happens in HX stays in HX', but I sent you a PM.

[QUOTE=MidnightPro;1574221]I'll follow FT's advice and just say 'what happens in HX stays in HX', but I sent you a PM.[/QUOTE]However if the ho advertises on BP, RB etc. Then post away. Its just the ones who stick to HX that I think the gory details and pics should stay there. I would say use your best judgement, but that fact is that since I am posting this, and you are reading this is proof we have none. YMMV.

[QUOTE=FunTrust;1574540]However if the ho advertises on BP, RB etc. Then post away. Its just the ones who stick to HX that I think the gory details and pics should stay there. I would say use your best judgement, but that fact is that since I am posting this, and you are reading this is proof we have none. YMMV.[/QUOTE]I'm an HXer as well so it's all good

No really 100% applicable here, but need to vent.

Had an event planned that I would be a in a three hour drive to on the weekend, and easy to work in an extra hour to drop off and see an HX girl who is why out of my normal hunting grounds for some fun, shower and get back on schedule with no one the wiser.

Until someone calls up and says I have to carpool with you, my car is in the shop for a week. Since my SO made the deal for a friendly ride offered by me, I have to do it.

Now the HX girl thinks I am a flake, So much nookie, so little time (and money).

[QUOTE=FunTrust; 1575372]No really 100% applicable here, but need to vent.

Had an event planned that I would be a in a three hour drive to on the weekend, and easy to work in an extra hour to drop off and see an HX girl who is why out of my normal hunting grounds for some fun, shower and get back on schedule with no one the wiser.

Until someone calls up and says I have to carpool with you, my car is in the shop for a week. Since my SO made the deal for a friendly ride offered by me, I have to do it.

Now the HX girl thinks I am a flake, So much nookie, so little time (and money).[/QUOTE]And I sympathize with you. I don't a shot very often with the SO around but when the opportunity comes up I have to be ready to spring on it.

Anyone ever seen her? Any info to PM me?

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1587235]Anyone ever seen her? Any info to PM me?[/QUOTE]That $/hr sounds tempting. Makes me wonder if its TGTBT.

[QUOTE=MidnightPro;1587409]That $/hr sounds tempting. Makes me wonder if its TGTBT.[/QUOTE]She has a good network on HX.

Looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet, one too many times.

Let us know how she is.

[QUOTE=MidnightPro;1587409]That $/hr sounds tempting. Makes me wonder if its TGTBT.[/QUOTE]Just PM the guys in her network. Ask for a mini review. That's what the network is for.

I'm still working on my breath. I'm still having skin allergies. But WTF, I have to pamper myself once a while. I went back to the reliable Asian joint that I risk revealing private info for.

My fav haven't returned yet. She hit 30. They all do probably. But they are the best kept bodies hitting 30's. My fav is pretty even though with all her hair tied up. Hardly any makeup ready for the shower. She has the best legs I have seen recently, and a pair of pretty feet to go with it. (I checked). Her youthful short skirt and high heel sandals make me erect instantly. She doesn't need any deep tan. Greeted me in normal room lighting in daylight.

So I tried another one. Supposed to be beautiful with a great body. But. Can't trust you reviewers, can I? She has gorges long straight hair. She looks good, great if make over. But I don't smile uncontrollable when I saw her, that I do when I see pretty girls like my fav. It doesn't help when she put on a comfortable coverall glown, and a closed classic high heel. It made her look old as a cougar. She could look 10 years younger in a short skirt and high heel sandals.

No GFE. For the 2nd time now. So it's not a given. So don't save up for your birthday expecting GFE for once in your life. There's no guarantee.

She sniffed me! I went green for a while so the lack of body wash / shampoo frangance on my body smell suspecious. The apartment is one step down from the last. But there is two big mirrors on the floor. I held her hand and drag her to the mirror. I wanted to strip her there but she wouldn't have it. She liked to take control and I let her.

BBBJ, a lot to tease including tongue tickling. Stack on top of me like two pancake. Cowgirl.

After teasing me to the edge, she held my hand and lead me to one of the mirrors by the end cornor of the bed. She went down on the bed like riding the corner of it. Or like riding a Yamaha super motorcycle with one leg stretched to support at parking.

WTF. She lying there looking like a leggy 19 year old. Her reviewed great body is not a lie. How long am I going to last? I went in anyway. I watched myself on a human saddble in the mirror. What a great looking saddle it was. After the eventual finish, she massaged me till the end of the hour. She is good at it too.

[QUOTE=Fe Maiden;1587235]Anyone ever seen her? Any info to PM me?[/QUOTE]Chk your pm on here.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Rhianna01[/url]

Been a few weeks since I perused HX. This diamond in the rough caught me offguard and PM'd me through the network. Few emails later, set up some action a few days later. Normal two call system, took a chance on me since I'm a noob in HX, so we did a meet and greet. Talked with her for a few minutes to get all things in order, then had an enticing 30 minute workout. CBJ, some DATY, then mish and finished off in K9.

Took the time to get to know me first and made me feel at ease. Was very attentive and not a clock watcher. Looked at her "network" and noticed only about 15 jockeys that were there before me, however, I'm sure she uses other sources aside from HX. Will repeat in the future but she is my "gateway" to a new network. FYI, there is a plethora of women all shapes and sizes, prices may vary YMMV, but for the most part, it seems safer handling your biz indoors than outside. You do pay for your safety. Out of sight, out of mind. Final damage: $. Nuff said. Stay thirsty my friends.

Has anyone seen Lisa? [url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/22898[/url]

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Liege 68; 1606018]Has anyone seen Lisa?

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/22898[/url]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I'm interested too. I might be down there next week to TWFTT.

[QUOTE=Liege 68; 1606018]Has anyone seen Lisa?

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/classifieds/22898[/url]

Thanks.[/QUOTE]I have seen her. Twice when she was working for Channel, doing FS with all of the trimmings in Irvine. I saw her once at her place in Seal Beach / Longbeach area (a ways off the main drag so to speak) when I had business in Palos Verdes. Her only services now are massage with HE. I did coax her tiites out and got a her to play with my ass a bit. Her massage is not that good and after having "it" all before not worth the frustration.

I would not repeat unless I was passing through.

Marvelous

I'm so glad I found this thread. I can actually start posting all my humaniplex reviews and I have many many.

First let's start with this one cause I feel it's important to start with the worst and then go to the best.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/Snow.White[/url]

Scheduled a 180 hhr and promised dfk bbj DATY, given only closed mouth kiss lame bbj and DATY and bad cg, ok doggie and ok missionary. What a waste take the 120 hhr rate and save 60 bucks because she doesn't do dfk and her bbj sucks.

LASER is looks attitude service expense and repeat in that order

L: Face 8. 5 acne cute face body 9 nice 36 see cups tits nice ass and flat stomach. Looks to be 19-20 years old.

A: 5 doesn't dfk does lame bbj does ride in cg doesn't like her tits touched or her skin licked. Terrible attitude.

S: 5 lame close mouth kiss no touch breasts or lick skin bad bbj bad cg only ok doggie and missionary because I did all the work, nice soft skin and tight pussy but lame attitude and skills and doesn't want to be there at all.

E: 180 hhr.

R: never.

I think you should guys should be aware of this.

Just joined hx. Have seen 2 girls from clubs and sent email requesting network rating with no response. How do you guys do it?

[QUOTE=LuvBigRax;1637027]Just joined hx. Have seen 2 girls from clubs and sent email requesting network rating with no response. How do you guys do it?[/QUOTE]That's strange, it has been a while since you saw them. All you can do is PM them and request that they rate you. The best thing you can do is find some other "newbie" friendlies and keep on going. Once you get a few ratings, it'll be smooth sailing.

L: 6. 5 Face 7 Body 6 Her face is beautiful, she has nice big brown eyes and nice lips and mouth. Her body while somewhat petite has signs of showing her old age of 38. She has a bit of cellulite on her ass and pit of a pouch on her belly. She does has nice pierced tits which are fake and 36 dd.

A: 4 She is very mechanical, very professional and very cold.

S: 5 No kissing whatsoever. The CBJ was mechanical and was alright maybe 5/10. Her cowgirl is a bit mechanical too like she is going through the motions of a script. Her doggie is also the same. She does add some fake moans but it obvious that it is fake.

E: 220 for half hour.

R: No way too expensive for not great service. Would rather go with some of the women who are cheaper and offer much more enthusiastic service and are younger.

[url]http://www.humaniplex.com/profiles/SeductiveChristina[/url]

To accompany my report on Snow. White from humaniplex.