Strip Club Reports

The following exchange was posted over on the Street·Walker Reports Board =

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie][b]Be On The look·Out[/b] ..... for a bunch of horny guys from Massachusetts and Rhode Island today

The New England Patriots and their legions of fans are in town to kick some Jackassville Jaguar *butt* ,
screw all your liquor , and drink all your Ho's[/QUOTE]


[QUOTE=Raynman55]Ok is it just me or did anyone else get an image of a bunch of Yankees trying to stick thier pee-pee's into a bottle of liquor??? LOL ....just bustin your chops a little PZ...LOL.....the game sucked!!!![/QUOTE]

Yeah , the game sucked .... for YOU guys !!

And to make it even worse , you had to give away *Three* Points !!

.... which made absolutely No Sense because earlier this season the Pats trashed Houston 40 — 7
and then Houston turned around and stomped on the Jags 27 — 7

But the smart sports bettor knows that the spread has *NOTHING* to do with which team
the sports books / bookies think are gonna actually win , and that's why this bettor took
the Pats & the points and cleaned up for a Cleveland [ he's on the thousand dollar bill ]

But in an effort to stay On Topic =

It sounds like the Strip Clubs there in J·VILE [sic] are a waste of money

My suggestion =

Next year , the Jags should be playing the Pats here in New England

Come on up for the game , and while yer here come on down to Rhode Island .
Gillette Stadium is a thirty minute drive from Providence

In·Door Prostitution is [i]Totally Legal[/i] here in Li'l Rhody , and our strip clubs are basically Brothels in disguise

One Club here in LaProv in particular has the well·deserved reputation of having hot chicks
who'll do any·thing you want in the privacy of a closed booth

You can either RTFF for details , or PM me before you get here .... I might even meet you
there and buy you a beer to cry in after we kick yer butts on the field *again* !!


p.s. =

boy has This Board turned into a fricken Flame Fest ....
the last two good Posts here are nos. 51 & 54 ;)

LOL...Sound like I need to make a road trip to Yankee-ville :D . Gosh I wish the Jax clubs were like that but all the Bible Beltersh have to make everyone feel guilty for our natural urges..... now I gotta look up tickets for the Jags-Pats game for next year!!!!

Oh, all my trusted friends....be sure to read your PM's..

Be safe!

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]The following exchange was posted over on the Street·Walker Reports Board =
Yeah , the game sucked .... for YOU guys !!

And to make it even worse , you had to give away *Three* Points !!

.... which made absolutely No Sense because earlier this season the Pats trashed Houston 40 — 7
and then Houston turned around and stomped on the Jags 27 — 7

But the smart sports bettor knows that the spread has *NOTHING* to do with which team
the sports books / bookies think are gonna actually win , and that's why this bettor took
the Pats & the points and cleaned up for a Cleveland [ he's on the thousand dollar bill ]

But in an effort to stay On Topic =

It sounds like the Strip Clubs there in J·VILE [sic] are a waste of money

My suggestion =

Next year , the Jags should be playing the Pats here in New England

Come on up for the game , and while yer here come on down to Rhode Island .
Gillette Stadium is a thirty minute drive from Providence

In·Door Prostitution is [i]Totally Legal[/i] here in Li'l Rhody , and our strip clubs are basically Brothels in disguise

One Club here in LaProv in particular has the well·deserved reputation of having hot chicks
who'll do any·thing you want in the privacy of a closed booth

You can either RTFF for details , or PM me before you get here .... I might even meet you
there and buy you a beer to cry in after we kick yer butts on the field *again* !!


p.s. =

boy has This Board turned into a fricken Flame Fest ....
the last two good Posts here are nos. 51 & 54 ;)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Raynman55]

LOL...Sound like I need to make a road trip to Yankee-ville :D .
[/QUOTE]

Uhhhhh .... the Yankees play base·ball in NEW YORK , R·55 .

New York is NOT part of New England , which consists of CT , RI , MA , VT , NH & ME .
NY's east border is the west border of VT , MA & CT

The New York foot·ball teams are the Jets & the Giants ; New England has the Patriots


Now for some Geography you can *really* use =

Check out the web site of Li'l Rhody's second best Strip Club =

[URL]http://www.clubfantasies.com/enter.html[/URL]

Our BEST Club is so notorious they don't even waste the time & money on maintaining a web site

Come on up & you'll find out WHY it's so notorious .....

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I appreciated your post regarding my "credibility" in LA.....

Hey, what can I say, sometimes I can be a sweet-tongue little devil when it comes to the ladies (in more ways than one)...

Hope you all had a great holiday...

I'll be in Cocoa Beach and Orlando this week but won't make it up as far as JAX. However, I'm still seriously considering coming back for the birthday party in Jan. Just have to think of a very convincing and critical "business trip" to come back for..


Play safe...

PsyberZ - Great link . Ya'll got some real pretty girls up there !

In defense of Raynman's statement though, you should remember that down here, we consider anything above Savannah as being New York city. JS..

Yo PZ...forgive me dude... but Ron in FL is kinda right about the Yankee thing... anything above the Mason-Dixon Line is considered 'yankee'. In this case , however, I take back my statement, besides, I REALLY loved it when the Red Sox beat the Bronx Bombers in the World Series... Oh nice link, dude :D

Be safe!

[QUOTE=PsyberZombie]Uhhhhh .... the Yankees play base·ball in NEW YORK , R·55 .

New York is NOT part of New England , which consists of CT , RI , MA , VT , NH & ME .
NY's east border is the west border of VT , MA & CT

The New York foot·ball teams are the Jets & the Giants ; New England has the Patriots


Now for some Geography you can *really* use =

Check out the web site of Li'l Rhody's second best Strip Club =

[URL]http://www.clubfantasies.com/enter.html[/URL]

Our BEST Club is so notorious they don't even waste the time & money on maintaining a web site

Come on up & you'll find out WHY it's so notorious .....

[size=+4]☺ ☻ ☺ ☻ ☺ ☻ ☺ ☻ ☺ [/size][/QUOTE]

Anyone tried Linda's, the new club on Blanding Blvd?

A couple of us were in there right after they opened. One of the dancers was fighting with her boyfriend in the parking lot, so the bouncer was outside keeping an eye out. As we walked up the bouncer greeted us and said come on in. I need to check your ID's. Now I'm 50 yo and my buddy the Giant is just a little younger , so it was apparent we were old enough. But I was slightly buzzed and figured I'd play along .... UNTIL he says " let me swipe your ID " . and started to read it through a scanner. I snatched it out of his hand and laughed. I thought it was some sort of ID theft deal, until I was talking to the guys at work. The liquor store in Palatka does the same thing. The scanner checks your ID against a database and if you have warrants , it notifies the cops. The bar and the scanner outfit split the reward.

Sorry " Linda " ... there are too many bars that want my money. Why should I spend it in a place that does that to their customers ?

[QUOTE=Don Magic Juan]Anyone tried Linda's, the new club on Blanding Blvd?[/QUOTE]

I checked it out about two weeks ago in the middle of the day. I didn't get the card swide routine. Not much to report about it, typical Jax strip club. I drank a beer, got smoked out, and didn't even get as far as to see if extras could be had. Three dancers, all about 6-7 range. To me not worth another visit if they are swiping IDs. That would violate my stealth policy (haha).
Safe cruzin,
JC

I left work, (I work on Cassat) intending to stop off at Rico's. Does it always close as early at 10:45 on Friday's? I drove by and the only two cars in the rear were pulling out. If that's the case, then I'll have to head into there earlier.

I didn't think about Cinder's but ended up PH and CF, pushed some one's to a few of the better looking girls/women there. I didn't see any SW's along PH due to the rain.

Guess my next stop will be Cinder's next week.

Good Luck to all.

Britini from Jakes is in a contest at Wacko's tonight. She wants me to come in to support her. Are they still swiping ID's ? I guess I could go get a fake one like I was 19 again !!

[QUOTE=Ron In Fla]Britini from Jakes is in a contest at Wacko's tonight. She wants me to come in to support her. Are they still swiping ID's ? I guess I could go get a fake one like I was 19 again !![/QUOTE]

Yup, they R....was there a few weeks ago...kinda sucks....

[QUOTE=Raynman55]Yup, they R....was there a few weeks ago...kinda sucks....[/QUOTE]


Thanks Rayn ... and too bad for Britani ... but there are a lot of bars in this town that are glad to see me and my money. That's a hell of a way to build customer loyalty ..........

I was relaxing in my recliner when, for some reason, my days & good times there popped into my feeble mind. I can't recall when I started going there, but it had to be early-mid 90s. Cheri was bartender --- lil' Bit and a couple blondes were the only dancers I remember. I got dances from so many different gals, but the 2 that were unforgettable were Gail & Lori Ann. Oh yeah ... Tina didn't spit -- hehehe.

You couldn't be too modest there. Many was the time I'd be "in the back" getting a BJ when one of the other gals went to the john or the dressing room, walking right by you. If you DID want privacy you went in the ladies john. And remember the lightbulb that was unscrewed when there was "activity" taking place ?

Fred was a pain in the butt. He'd do his thing, and the gals couldn't wait for him to leave so they could make some money.

It was a dump, but I loved that place !

Play safe guys !

Cheri was the first person to ever dance for me there. I wonder what ever happened to Candy. I tried to get her to dance for me every time I went in. never could get her to dance though..

My favorite was Daisy. Man did i have a crush on her. And she only did clean dances. I actually ran into her about a year or so back, man oh man she was the best....

I miss the ole place as well. Lori was the best at cracking me up. Never could keep her clothes on for long...=)


I was even on tv once. I was there when i think it channel 12 came busting in with atf. One raid the cop even backed his car into the ditch..LOL







[QUOTE=OldBaldGuy]I was relaxing in my recliner when, for some reason, my days & good times there popped into my feeble mind. I can't recall when I started going there, but it had to be early-mid 90s. Cheri was bartender --- lil' Bit and a couple blondes were the only dancers I remember. I got dances from so many different gals, but the 2 that were unforgettable were Gail & Lori Ann. Oh yeah ... Tina didn't spit -- hehehe.

You couldn't be too modest there. Many was the time I'd be "in the back" getting a BJ when one of the other gals went to the john or the dressing room, walking right by you. If you DID want privacy you went in the ladies john. And remember the lightbulb that was unscrewed when there was "activity" taking place ?

Fred was a pain in the butt. He'd do his thing, and the gals couldn't wait for him to leave so they could make some money.

It was a dump, but I loved that place !

Play safe guys ![/QUOTE]