Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=GreenTeaing;1609297]What is BP?[/QUOTE]Portland. Backpage. Com

Was draped and no happy ending. She was very professional and great massage, but left with blue balls. Plus she demanded a tip at the end. Will.

Never go back.

[QUOTE=GreenTeaing; 1611661]Was draped and no happy ending. She was very professional and great massage, but left with blue balls. Plus she demanded a tip at the end. Will.

Never go back.[/QUOTE]Jeesh."Green" is right.

- What about "legit massage" don't you understand?

- And does anybody actually read the postings here? (e. G, see "11-07-12 23:17", below)

Why do you waste your time, and always expect some woman you've never met (who's probably somewhere between your mother's and your sister's age) to jerk you off?

Every place is different. Why don't you try to get a hand-job at the next PTA meeting you attend, or on the bus, or at your next family get together. Maybe you'll get lucky.

And BTW,"GreenTeaing"; just like any other service industry employees, tips is where they make the bulk of their salary. That's the way it works.

Hey, get over it. Just fine-tune your Hodar, and read these reports more often and you'll do fine. Happy pooning.

Don't go here! Unless you want a mediocre massage that is leaves you very unsatisfied.

All the signs are there but this place is a bust.

Any luck on Mill Plain? How many are there now, keep popping up.

Hey all. Don't go here, to much noise and chatter, bright lights and no privacy (curtains not doors).

Another unsatisfactory massage. Did not leave feeling better than when I arrived.

Happy to hear if you had a different experience.

Well Good folks. I will be back to checking out the places soon. Remember. All of them are very shy and need to get to know you some before offering any sort of HE One thing that I do is to reaffirm that I am not related to LE in any way. ALthough I am clean cut and decent looking. I bring a business card or something to break the ice. Its easier to do when you are from out of town. The phone number gives you away pretty easy. As in any place. You have to make the girl feel comfortable that you are not going to effect her. You will also get better service this way. Now I know that is hard for alot of guys. Most do not have the graceous social skills to meet and make a girl comfortable. Other wise they would do it in a bar and never pay for anything. But if you kill them with kindness and go more than once. You might have some great luck.

Stay tuned. Same bat channel. Same bat station.

Go snow.

The AMP place on 4th plain and 5000. It was a very nice massage. No extras but that is not why I was there. I was not expecting any extras. However with some coaxing and a few repeats. Perhaps. Nice true massage though.

Have a great day. Super nice C girls

[QUOTE=AMP Guide; 1648409]The AMP place on 4th plain and 5000. It was a very nice massage. No extras but that is not why I was there. I was not expecting any extras. However with some coaxing and a few repeats. Perhaps. Nice true massage though.

Have a great day. Super nice C girls[/QUOTE]Were the girls cute? Do they allow no draping?

I am no spring chicken. I know that in some cases you have to build a repore but the idea of visiting 2-4 times before you get a quality massage is ridiculous. I'm not interested in places that cost me $$-$$$ before I feel satisfied. That is ridiculous.

I follow a few simple rules when looking for a good massage and I broke one when I went in to the 78th street location.

I have never been to get a massage with lights that bright or curtains on the door and felt good after. It means they are making a mad dash to make some cash. Trust me. If you have money and time to blow on 'building a relationship' then by all means. I'm there to get a massage that satisfies me and I don't appreciate when an establishment suggests that is what you'll get and falls short.

This opening and closing of locations is simply an indication that someone knows there are enough suckers out there to drop $$-$$$ to figure out if a massage is any good.

Have fun, enjoy yourselves but don't be duped into coming back for more of the same.

[QUOTE=AMP Guide; 1647256]Well Good folks. I will be back to checking out the places soon. Remember. All of them are very shy and need to get to know you some before offering any sort of HE One thing that I do is to reaffirm that I am not related to LE in any way. ALthough I am clean cut and decent looking. I bring a business card or something to break the ice. Its easier to do when you are from out of town. The phone number gives you away pretty easy. As in any place. You have to make the girl feel comfortable that you are not going to effect her. You will also get better service this way. Now I know that is hard for alot of guys. Most do not have the graceous social skills to meet and make a girl comfortable. Other wise they would do it in a bar and never pay for anything. But if you kill them with kindness and go more than once. You might have some great luck.

Stay tuned. Same bat channel. Same bat station.

Go snow.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Risom;1648874]Were the girls cute? Do they allow no draping?[/QUOTE]You've got 4 posts and all of them have to do with Draping? WTF is draping? I've been mongering for 30 years and I've never heard of draping and for that matter someone who was so concerned about it. Are you talking about the provider placing towel over you? You know how many providers do that and still over service? A lot. Geez!

Go out and visit some of the places and you tell us.

All. I've read your posts and determined in Portland, you may find a good massage, but not beyond.

I'll be in downtown this week. And I guess I'll have to wait to return to the east coast to relieve the stress of travels.

For some travel to Vancouver is an option, but won't be for me on this trip.

Always be nice to the ladies.

PA

To me. The money is not that big of deal. If I get an extra. Yippee. If not and the massage is good. I will return some as it feels good to just get oiled up and relaxed as well as being good for the skin. My gosh. Cannot you afford some guy pampering. I have been to some places several times and after the first time or second time gotten a lot more service than you expect. But then I am good looking. Can talk my way into any place and carry my self with respect and make the girls feel at ease. If you make them feel comfortable then they will be more prone to give you service. I also look for loose fitting clothes on the girls. Harder in the winter However if the girl is wearing a skirt or loose dress. All the better. Tight pants and tight tops are hard to get into and out of fast should the unthinkable happen. Hell. Have flown to LA for hitting as many massage parlors as I can. Or flown to Palm Springs with girl in tow for some wild fun. Relax on the money issues and you will have alot more fun. Or get out there and make some more money.

I like the AMPs for what they are. Used to be in Spokane. The best services at reasonable rates. But the LE closed them all down. However I did have a great House AMP experience last summer there. It was really really good and nice. Only thing is I wish the girls were occassionally american. I get tired of the C and K girls. Some are cute. Most are average, But I have never seen a fat one. LOL.

Make up some cheap business cards. Like you are a Manufactures rep or something. That will make them feel a lot more comfortable.

I will be more into the AMPs next week as the January schedule is relaxing some. Nothing like making the girl understand you are paying her and what she should offer.

Stay warm out there. Sunny today but not really warm. I miss the heat.

That is the good part. Went to a house AMP in Vancouver. Off Garrison. Two average really nice C girls. Had a relaxing good time. No mutual touching but I left happy. I was an expensive relaxing time with a good massage. Enjoy the girls. I had the chubbier one. I did see the other lady. She had a great body. Both Mid 30s I would say.

Have a great night. I will do my best to get back into checking all these new places out.

Any one hear of any white girls working there. My diet of C and K girls is getting stale and needs a change.

Also found a new eastern girl tonight. Eastern European, Pretty hot. Have not dipped the pen in the well yet. But soon I hope.

Stay cool out there

This one is getting good reviews:

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-holiday-special/7896338[/url]

Anyone TOFTT?

[QUOTE=Mwhitt123; 1663341]This one is getting good reviews:

[url]http://portland.backpage.com/TherapeuticMassage/new-asian-massage-grand-opening-holiday-special/7896338[/url]

Anyone TOFTT?[/QUOTE]Good reviews where?