Massage Parlor Reports

I tried to do some bar hopping in Kingman last Saturday afternoon till midnight to see what I could scare up for non pros. No luck. Major sausage fests all guys competing for a couple nasty skanks other than the little bar in Valley Vista which I was hoping might have some divorced California transplants who weren't skanked out. There were some single women there who were eager to chat with me but OMG they were just too ugly and I couldn't pull the trigger and I'm not known to be picky but EEEWE!. The ugliest hos I fucked back in Southern California, reported on and got crap on the OC and LA forums for doing it are Barbie dolls compared to Kingman women. Kingman is a weird town. Definitely some generations of inbreeding going on. The only hotties I've seen have seen in town are either California transplants and they are either taken or have a dozen guys chasing them or jailbait. Even the jailbait if you wait a few years until they are legal they'll most likely be dropped out of school with two kids or more, loaded with ugly tats, piercings, missing teeth, fat, hairy and sporting Coolaid hairdos. All you have to do is look at their moms and that's the ass you are likely to be wrestling in a few years if you hook up with one. If I didn't have livestock to take care of daily I'd like to maybe stay a weekend in Havasu and chase some milfs there again or take a run to Vegas and maybe hook up with a couple HX girls I've seen before but I'm pretty much stuck here.

[QUOTE=PotShot;5863923]I tried to do some bar hopping in Kingman last Saturday afternoon till midnight to see what I could scare up for non pros. No luck. Major sausage fests all guys competing for a couple nasty skanks other than the little bar in Valley Vista which I was hoping might have some divorced California transplants who weren't skanked out. There were some single women there who were eager to chat with me but OMG they were just too ugly and I couldn't pull the trigger and I'm not known to be picky but EEEWE!. The ugliest hos I fucked back in Southern California, reported on and got crap on the OC and LA forums for doing it are Barbie dolls compared to Kingman women. Kingman is a weird town. Definitely some generations of inbreeding going on. The only hotties I've seen have seen in town are either California transplants and they are either taken or have a dozen guys chasing them or jailbait. Even the jailbait if you wait a few years until they are legal they'll most likely be dropped out of school with two kids or more, loaded with ugly tats, piercings, missing teeth, fat, hairy and sporting Coolaid hairdos. All you have to do is look at their moms and that's the ass you are likely to be wrestling in a few years if you hook up with one. If I didn't have livestock to take care of daily I'd like to maybe stay a weekend in Havasu and chase some milfs there again or take a run to Vegas and maybe hook up with a couple HX girls I've seen before but I'm pretty much stuck here.[/QUOTE]The kingman bar scene is definitely challenging to say the least. Years ago I met a transplant latina from LA and was meeting up with her on a regular basis and met a chick who worked at the beale coffee shop who was dancing at dream girls but she was ridiculously high all the time. I view kingman as kind of the thrill of the hunt for me. I will sometimes cruise through the ghetto and pick up a zombie for some cheap head. It's more of a game to see how little cash I can give for fun. Other than that there are a couple of girls who I would find in bullhead but they never last more than a couple weeks because they can't keep a phone for long. When in need I just make the trip to Vegas for a sure thing.

The only regular eye candy I've found in Kingman is over at Crown Liquor. The guy who runs that place only hires hot, friendly, skimpy dressed young girls for clerks other than one big hairy dude. From what I learned he imports them, pays them good and helps them find a place to rent. Stealing the Hooter's business model I figure. It must be working for him because that is the most expensive liquor store in town, there is always a line at the register and the owner drives a Ferrari. I stop there every time I'm in town because it is the only place in town I can get a premium cigar otherwise even the cheapest beer there is 30% more expensive than anywhere else. The girls are definitely an added bonus. They aren't working girls though so don't even try unless you want to get shot by the owner or thumped by the big hairy dude.

I texted Lisa to ask if she had any new girls and she replied yes at both locations. I was near the MV place so I decided to take a look. I was greeted by what appeared to be a 20 something Viet girl. I made the decision to toftt and report back. Paid. 60 and stripped down and waited about 5 minutes for her to come in. She started with a decent massage but really no teasing. On the flip she went right for junior and then started in with the negotiations. Do let this innocent looking young woman fool you because she is probably from the big city and is definitely seasoned. After way too much back and forth I decided on a quick HJ and tipped. 40 and left. Probably wouldn't repeat and not to worry, none of these girls last more than 2 weeks.

The the girl left in K town has apparently been scared straight. Totally legit now but her actual massage skills seem to have improved a lot from a couple of years ago. I felt loose as a goose and still tipped her 40. I've been having back spasms from an old injury and have been feeling great for the past few days after the rub. I'll probably repeat just for the back rub.

Does anyone know what happened or where Mimi went after the AMPs were shut down?

[QUOTE=Brwnbear;6033626]Does anyone know what happened or where Mimi went after the AMPs were shut down?[/QUOTE]Which location was she at? The girl from the cherry blossom went to San Diego.

[QUOTE=Rickers;6035776]Which location was she at? The girl from the cherry blossom went to San Diego.[/QUOTE]She was at body relax on Stockton. Do you know where in SD?

[QUOTE=BrwnBear;6037717]She was at body relax on Stockton. Do you know where in SD?[/QUOTE]I think it was called Ocean Spa or something like that.

Just visited this place and they had a nice Chineese woman with enhanced Cs who gave a pleasant HE for the price of admission for the hour.

New to the site. Just wanted to know if anyone knows of someone that does massages out of their home for some extra cash? I would think that someone here in Havasu would. Doesn't have to be HE but that would be better, hope somebody can help a guy out. Thanks in advance.

[QUOTE=Phil5517;6073623]New to the site. Just wanted to know if anyone knows of someone that does massages out of their home for some extra cash? I would think that someone here in Havasu would. Doesn't have to be HE but that would be better, hope somebody can help a guy out. Thanks in advance.[/QUOTE]Welcome to the site. Unfortunately Havasu is pretty dry when it comes to that. PD is pretty aggressive in town to bust this girls. You might find a legit mobile girl but I'm not sure where unfortunately.

[QUOTE=Rickers;6082854]Welcome to the site. Unfortunately Havasu is pretty dry when it comes to that. PD is pretty aggressive in town to bust this girls. You might find a legit mobile girl but I'm not sure where unfortunately.[/QUOTE]Yah I hear you, very dry here after the massage parlor's bogus busts a couple of years, ago almost all the charges didn't stick. They should be left alone they provided a valuable service.

[QUOTE=Phil5517;6083243]Yah I hear you, very dry here after the massage parlor's bogus busts a couple of years, ago almost all the charges didn't stick. They should be left alone they provided a valuable service.[/QUOTE]I agree. Kingman still has one place left and Mohave valley has at least 3 .

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