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[QUOTE=SteveSmithAbq;6404220]Have you tried Candy. I think she check all the boxes.
Have never heard of Bethesda Therapeutic Massage. It'd be great if someone could share their experience with a provider there.[/QUOTE]
I have. I don't recall much teasing at all. Admittedly only seen her the one time.
Re BTM I wrote a report on them.
Stopped where songs are Sung. Listened to Candy sing a very convincing 30 minute song. She's 40's spinner with ok face, kinda saggy b's, but all in all decent appearance.
6 in the door. $. 4 for the full concert. Performance was enthusiastic, light hearted, and full of good lip movement with full coverage (sometimes a little too enthusiastic), even if she seemed to lose her breath towards the end of the song. Would repeat in a pinch. Above average performance for AMP, but still is what it is.
Just wondering if anybody has had the pleasure. Or displeasure. Of seeing Katy.
[URL]https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/tysons/22965289.html[/URL]
[QUOTE=VictorSmitham;6403951]Looking like this link is no longer active. Anyone have her contact info? I'd like to go see her before she leaves. Thanks![/QUOTE]I tried to reach out to her and she hasn't been responding.
I'll look up the report on BTM. I've had good experiences with Ava and Rhonda as well in case you haven't seen them.
[QUOTE=Mika69;6404501]I have. I don't recall much teasing at all. Admittedly only seen her the one time.
Re BTM I wrote a report on them.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=NyHornet;6394717]I was going to tip $60, for the great massage, nude massage play and her friendliness, but ended up giving her $80, which she thanked me for without checking how much it was.
Sure $200 total for services rendered is a bit more than I would normally give, but I happily did for the intangibles of skill, youth, personality and attractiveness..[/QUOTE]You mention nude massage play. I see the option for nuru for 2. 6 (vs 1. 2). Any thoughts on the value of the upgrade? I'm not into FS but would prefer a good massage with something different than the typical L1 finish.
[QUOTE=AssmanToYou;6404257]Post here made me go and glad I did. I asked for a hard massage with some Thai stretching mixed in and she delivered so well that I extended to 90 minutes and she took her time. My only complaint was she was a bit shy for the naked part of the session. Slow edging type HJ and after she did some more massage on my head, chest and legs. Short of going to Thailand I'd say good luck finding a better Thai massage. Titties are damn near perfect IMHO.[/QUOTE]What was the cost for 90 minutes? I don't see it listed as an option.
A phrase I heard again today.
Went to go see Mai for the second time in a week (read my post last week for more info) so she knows I am a serious customer.
Now Mai is a Vietnamese massage therapist that works in a beauty / barber shop. She has a routine that she follows where she spends exactly 30 minutes on your back with oil, hot stones, and a nail scratching soft touch before she asks for the flip. She then spends 5 minutes with the fingernail soft touch on you inner thighs before going for junior. All this time before and after the flip I have my hand up her dress feeling up her panties and her ass underneath.
I wanted to ask her if she could give me head but know that was an impossibly long shot, so I just asked her is she could take her dress off. She looked at me and said "I never do that before" but I kept looking at her and she said "maybe for one hundred". I didn't know if she meant inclusive of the 60 house fee or extra tip but I said OK anyway.
For me its not about the physical act but a person doing something that you don't expect them to do. Having an AMP girl strip is no big beal but a conservatively dressed middle aged Vietnamese girl who works in a barber shop is a big thrill for me. Kind of like a blow job can be more exciting from a housewife next door than a porn star.
So off comes the dress even though other seniors have told me that it is near impossible to separate Mai from her clothes. Even though she is in her 50's her petite body looks like a high school cheerleader in her bra and panties. Nice little B's with a flat tummy and nice little round ass. I sat up on the table pulled her panties down to her knees and lifted her bra up. She continues the HJ while I rub her pussy and suck on those tits. Her body was incredible.
After the fun part she put her dress back on as this is not really a private room; just a small closet with a folding door with a wall vent to the break room when some other employees are eating. She continues with her routine which is CMT level massage on my head, shoulders, arms, and hands but goes over time and still hasn't got to my legs and feet yet. I told her to just make it a 90 min massage I was feeling so relaxed. She goes over that time too but when it was over and I was getting dressed I made the big mistake of asking her what was the total damage. She said $. 05 for the hour&45 min massage and $ for the naked HJ. I know this money could be better spent at an AMP or even an ACS (where I can get 1 hour BBFSCIP) for the same amount but Mai is just so nice I handed it over without hesitation. Just don't know if I will ask her to take that dress off again or if that was a stepping stone to get the BBBJ I really wanted. The next visit will tell.
[QUOTE=Serpico99;6403984]I think this is the new Chinese AMP that opened up in the same vicinity as the Korean AMPs (Mikos and Smile). It may one building over near the cross streets referenced. I have seen that place advertise on bedpage and maybe bodyrubsmap if I recall correctly.[/QUOTE]Been twice different days and times. Older women, haven't seen anything special to share.
If you're willing to cross the bridge, Seven in Temple Hills usually has young girls that will do what you are looking for for around $2.
[QUOTE=HookinUp;6402928]Hello Gents. I'll be visiting Alexandria next week and was hoping to get some guidance on a couple of quality places to visit while I'm there. Interested in Asian massage, under 40 with BJ and / or FS. Feel free to send me a message directly with any recommendations. Senior member here. Thanks![/QUOTE].
I went to see Lita, or Rita, in Tysons. Sexy cougar. Her English isn't great but she laughs easily, and she's got a good space and atmosphere. I saw her ad on bed page, but she says she doesn't do FS. No problem, standard Nova. Will likely go again.
[QUOTE=Silk3434;6405693]Been twice different days and times. Older women, haven't seen anything special to share.[/QUOTE]The ad say, Nuru, TS etc. etc. They have standing shower that too very small space for single person. It is clean. Lady was decent 35-45 age. Message is zero. For 1 hr session 5 minutes into the session flip comes. Negotiations started. Started with GPS pricing, but came down after some back and forth. Lost interest and left the place with unhappy endeavor. Lady was arguing that 1 hr massage is 45 minutes and finished the session in 30. Not worth the money, time.
Stay safe and be wise.
[QUOTE=VictorSmitham;6405760]If you're willing to cross the bridge, Seven in Temple Hills usually has young girls that will do what you are looking for for around $2..[/QUOTE]Grew up in PG county.
Went to Oxon hill high school.
I will skip going to a S whole.
No thanks.
[QUOTE=HookinUp;6402928]Hello Gents. I'll be visiting Alexandria next week and was hoping to get some guidance on a couple of quality places to visit while I'm there. Interested in Asian massage, under 40 with BJ and / or FS. Feel free to send me a message directly with any recommendations. Senior member here. Thanks![/QUOTE]Head up to Prince George Cty in MD. RTF for that location for specifics.
[QUOTE=DoYouKnow;6404261]Maple THAI: I can vouch as well. She is such a spinner, simply a cutie with a great body and attitude. Be sweet to her! We rarely get good one like her. Her boob Job is Perfect. Too bad she is leaving on the 19th. Keep her safe.[/QUOTE]She is also kind of shy and kept positionimg herself so you can't get close to suckin titties or playing with the kitty.
[QUOTE=AssmanToYou;6406862]She is also kind of shy and kept positionimg herself so you can't get close to suckin titties or playing with the kitty.[/QUOTE]She did allow me to nurse briefly before moving away, and told me her nipples are very sensitive. She didn't seem to mind having her kitty played with, although I didn't try FIV.
[QUOTE=Serpin58;6406097]Grew up in PG county.
Went to Oxon hill high school.
I will skip going to a S whole.
No thanks.[/QUOTE]Often times it's the most run down / hole in the wall joints that serve the greasiest, tastiest food you've put in your mouth.
Same can be said about younger, sexier AMP girls. Sure the place is def not the kind of place you want to be after sundown but hey that kind of attitude is shared in sentiment with our boys in blue. Less nosy neighbors and no frequent visits from law enforcement, make it the perfect place to set up shop.
Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Manee was unmatched in skill. AND service.
Those of you who know about the misfortune that befell her know what a blow to the monger commmuntiy it was.
Well in my evergoing search for new adventures, I caught a familiar face in one of the Google ads for Thai Massage House. It was none other than Manee. Tho she goes by Darrin now. But she works 2 days a week at this location so needless to say I was more than willing to make an appointment in an attempt to rekindle a relationship.
It was a pipe dream to get the kind of service at this legit spa that she used to give working independently but I was still beyond grateful to get her skilled hands for a 90 minute authentic Thai massage complete with stretching of sore muscles and seeing her beautiful smile again. Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it.
We’re already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6407222]Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Manee was unmatched in skill. AND service.
Those of you who know about the misfortune that befell her know what a blow to the monger commmuntiy it was.
Well in my evergoing search for new adventures, I caught a familiar face in one of the Google ads for Thai Massage House. It was none other than Manee. Tho she goes by Darrin now. But she works 2 days a week at this location so needless to say I was more than willing to make an appointment in an attempt to rekindle a relationship.
It was a pipe dream to get the kind of service at this legit spa that she used to give working independently but I was still beyond grateful to get her skilled hands for a 90 minute authentic Thai massage complete with stretching of sore muscles and seeing her beautiful smile again. Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it.
Were already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]Drowned,
I remember Manee well. Your description of her is accurate. She was skilled, sensuous, and a sweet nice woman. I'm glad to hear she seems to have overcome what she went through.
Rhino.
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6405496]A phrase I heard again today.
Went to go see Mai for the second time in a week (read my post last week for more info) so she knows I am a serious customer.
Now Mai is a Vietnamese massage therapist that works in a beauty / barber shop. She has a routine that she follows where she spends exactly 30 minutes on your back with oil, hot stones, and a nail scratching soft touch before she asks for the flip. She then spends 5 minutes with the fingernail soft touch on you inner thighs before going for junior. All this time before and after the flip I have my hand up her dress feeling up her panties and her ass underneath.
I wanted to ask her if she could give me head but know that was an impossibly long shot, so I just asked her is she could take her dress off. She looked at me and said "I never do that before" but I kept looking at her and she said "maybe for one hundred". I didn't know if she meant inclusive of the 60 house fee or extra tip but I said OK anyway.
For me its not about the physical act but a person doing something that you don't expect them to do. Having an AMP girl strip is no big beal but a conservatively dressed middle aged Vietnamese girl who works in a barber shop is a big thrill for me. Kind of like a blow job can be more exciting from a housewife next door than a porn star.
So off comes the dress even though other seniors have told me that it is near impossible to separate Mai from her clothes. Even though she is in her 50's her petite body looks like a high school cheerleader in her bra and panties. Nice little B's with a flat tummy and nice little round ass. I sat up on the table pulled her panties down to her knees and lifted her bra up. She continues the HJ while I rub her pussy and suck on those tits. Her body was incredible.[/QUOTE]Thanks for your posts on Viet providers. I called and visited Mai and received a quality massage and HJ ending. Mai is a nice lady with understandable limits as I was new to her. She allowed roaming with panties down and a nice flirty experience. You are spot on in comparing the sensual experience and dollars spent with what you could get elsewhere. Given the limits and cost, it was nice and different. I will repeat, not immediately, but very appreciative for the visit and your review which made it possible.
[QUOTE=GripNSip;6406993]Often times it's the most run down / hole in the wall joints that serve the greasiest, tastiest food you've put in your mouth.
Same can be said about younger, sexier AMP girls. Sure the place is def not the kind of place you want to be after sundown but hey that kind of attitude is shared in sentiment with our boys in blue. Less nosy neighbors and no frequent visits from law enforcement, make it the perfect place to set up shop.[/QUOTE]Food yes.
Women- to old get stabbed by a pimp.
I will stay other dude river now.
Be safe.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6407222]Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Manee was unmatched in skill. AND service.
Those of you who know about the misfortune that befell her know what a blow to the monger commmuntiy it was.
Well in my evergoing search for new adventures, I caught a familiar face in one of the Google ads for Thai Massage House. It was none other than Manee. Tho she goes by Darrin now. But she works 2 days a week at this location so needless to say I was more than willing to make an appointment in an attempt to rekindle a relationship.
It was a pipe dream to get the kind of service at this legit spa that she used to give working independently but I was still beyond grateful to get her skilled hands for a 90 minute authentic Thai massage complete with stretching of sore muscles and seeing her beautiful smile again. Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it.
Were already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]Thank you for this welcome information. I was a big fan of Manee when she was in this side of the biz. I did hear about her misfortunes. Glad to hear she'll doing well. Perhaps I'll go visit once the stampede and dies down. She really did give a quality massage.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6407222]Of all the Thai independents I've seen in my tenure. One girl stood above the rest when it came to the massage.
That girl was Manee.
Wasn't the ending I was hoping for but honestly was warming to see her in good spirits after what happened to her.
I don't think she's going to return to the golden age but figured I would share my experience anyway. If you were a fan of manee and are in need of a legit massage. Ask for Darrin. Treat her with respect and kindness. She certainly deserves it....
Were already drowning. All we have to do is open our mouths and let the water in.[/QUOTE]For me and others new to hobby, not familiar with her name or what happened to her.
More importantly though, just want to clarify is this "Darrin" the same one who occasionally posts on Bedpage?
I'll Google the AMP to find location.
[QUOTE=BristowBob01;6391985]Had a 1 hr appt with Cecilia yesterday. She has insatiable appetite. Rocked my world. Senior only PM if you want any details.[/QUOTE]Your mail is full.
[QUOTE=Anona123;6407702]Your mail is full.[/QUOTE]Got me curious about this Cecilia. I had 1 in my lineup about a year ago. AMP or INDY. Feel free to PM me. Thanks.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6390516]But to her end she justified it quite simply by putting a cold hard cost to it. She makes 10 K a month. So if you can afford to give your SB 10 K a month, you can make her yours I guess.
[/QUOTE]When I read this I was pretty amazed too. I know from my time in Thailand that a decent bar girl fucking Farangs can pull in 1 k a month US while Uni educated office workers and Govt lackeys only made $350 USD a month. I can understand the premium there but this this is America, the land of opportunity. I busted my ass for 30 years before I took home 10 k a month.
Last week a monger turned me on to an AMP owners' private digits. Before calling I ran a Google search and came up with a hit to a Chinese language employment site. It translated to this;.
"Urgently request a female massage.
The old store is safe, the tips are good, and there are many regular customers. In Virginia, the monthly income is more than 15,000. If you have a good character, it is best to keep the store independently.
A good image and willing to endure hardships are preferred.
It takes a long time".
The only AMP girl I truly believe is not rolling in the dough is TK Tina who drives a 30 yo car.
The following phrase sent me over to LavenderSpa off Braddock and Duke Streets in Alexandria: "Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. " I was met at the door by Ruby wearing a shoulderless red mini-skirt with small black polka dots. The positives are the 60+ Ruby herself. Her skill at and amount of teasing before and after flip. The negatives include no TS which played a part in her declining use of her inner thighs and booty. Preferring to provide a CBJ, she claimed she didn't want the oil on her because she wasn't able to shower afterwards. I replied, "Fine, I'll go somewhere else," at which point she began to question how much her tip would be. My damage was $70 for the hour massage, I left her a $40 tip eventhough I left without satisfaction. My small contribution to her overhead and keeping the hobby choices available for us. I'm not likely to return which is really unfortunate given that she is the second oldest MT I've visited, she has all the frailties, limited motion / movement, sag and softened muscle-tone that I like in the GMILFs. Also, not nearly as much sag in the breast area as I'd hoped instead I found them simply misshapen by the removal of implants. Q1: I heard movement during my session, plus it is deceptively spacious on the inside with about 6 separate massage rooms. Does she work it alone or is there a second MT? My next stop was QueenSpa over on Franconia, but the female foot traffic led me to stop at the Landmark shopping strip that includes Marshalls / HobbyLobby on Duke Street just before the I-395 junction. Amazing the amount of female diversity in that area (e. G. , Russian, Indian, Somali / Ethiopian, Muslim women dressed in head scarfs / burkas, many Latinas, etc) and a bit strange that there aren't any independents or ethnic MPs available. I've seen postings in the Streetwalker section about this Duke Street corridor, but I'm a bit to risk averse for that and around 2006 while on a my lunch break I sat a watched an hours-long prostitution sting unfold in the parking lot complete with two decoy prostitutes, unmarked LE cars and 3 – 4 plain clothes LEOs within take-down distance of the decoys. On my merry way, I found myself at QueenSpa where I was met by Young (lovely Korean MT wearing a miniskirt). Think someone the same size a AngelLinda in terms of perfectly proportioned arm / legs / hand / feet / long well kept hair, but lacking Linda's well sculpted hips / backside. I chose her over Hannah who was also there because, despite her name, she was the older of the two. Cute, Young's favorite TV show must've been about to come on because she clearly didn't want to be stuck for an hour. The damage was 0. 6 for the hh and $ for lovely Young and I left happy with what I received. Q2: On the way out I noticed another spa QQ2 in the same strip. Given the name similarity, can I assume that the two a affiliated and / or owned by the same people. Any intel in the MTs at QQ2 in terms of names, age, body shape? Gentlemen, play safe.
[QUOTE=TheDrowned;6398880]In turn masquerading as a massage parlor.
Now that I'm in my rebound phase I'm on the prowl again digging through the darkest sewers of adultsearch when I found something close by to my location.
I've tried the LCS and grew tired of the vernacular and paranoia that I might be cop so I came across an Asian ad that simply responded with the address to the location. $50 for HH $70 for hour. No need to set up a time or pull teeth to get rates. Also sounded like every run of the mill Chinese AMP, so it was familiar territory to me.
I get to the place which was a medical office building on the second floor near Brad rock. It was fairly late at night so there was plenty of parking and not too many foot traffic.
Rupee answered the door and lead me deep into the dark caverns of the room. She was wearing a shirt red dress and she looked good at first glance but I would later realize it was merely a trick of the light (or lack thereof). Place had hundreds of cameras all wired into the front desk that was set up like something out of the matrix. Which I figure if you're running explicit escort style ads on the AS blatantly using BJ and FS in your pornographic ad I guess one does have to be weary of LEO dropping by unannounced.
That's why I'll keep the location of the place a PM secret (tho I'm not certain you'd want in on this party after finishing the story).
So I give the house fee and strip when rupee returns. I'm uninterested in massage as this wasn't why I was here so after offering her a benji for a more glorious muscle relaxation. She returns with a cover and strips too. This is when I realized that the tiny red dress was actually the MVP of the ensemble and wasn't holding the goods in. It was keeping them out. That dress wasn't a sanctuary but a prison. Because those tits sagged and sprawled their way out of that dress like a dead body hitting the ground after being shot. Her age went from 30 to 60 faster than the Superman coaster at six flags. She leaned in to begin a CBJ and I got a look at some yellow teeth stained by decades of tobacco abuse. We switch positions so I can fuck her and flee. To her credit. It was a good box and enough for me to finish the deed. So here I am banging asian IT the clown in every which way you can imagine praying to the kind gods my imagination can take me to the finish line. I was pretty horny so I did blow in the bag.
Only 15 min had passed somehow so she offered me to stay for a massage. I would have bounced but there was a dude in the car on my way up to the place so I didn't necessarily want to come right back out on the chance it was everyone's favorite uncle. Staying for a half hour would at least ensure I was there for a massage. So I got a nice back and face rub for the next 15 min. Rupee was down for another round and started gunning again for my member. I'm guessing it was a slow night but she clearly had more fun in the experience then me so I bowed out and instead put my clothes back on. Got my bottle of water. And headed out. If I'm in a pinch maybe I'll return. There may be a chance they switch out the ladies often as when I asked Rupee she told me she had just started her shift a few days ago.
Water forgets the names of theDrowned.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like a tale that we all can learn from. Anyone care to elaborate or provide a link to the news piece from the past?
[QUOTE=Jonesy72;6407443]Thank you for this welcome information. I was a big fan of Manee when she was in this side of the biz. I did hear about her misfortunes. Glad to hear she'll doing well. Perhaps I'll go visit once the stampede and dies down. She really did give a quality massage.[/QUOTE]
MUSIC CUE: Chorus of "Its Been a While" by Staind faintly plays in the background. End MUSIC CUE.
Sup brahs? Primarily due to hobby boredom and circumstances that needn't be discussed, I had to take a break from both posting and mongering. The stars however aligned recently and drove me to abandon my hiatus. The first star came in the form of recent back tightness I sustained from my powerbuilding exploits at the gym. The second is a two month orgasm drought brought on by a hectic work schedule and my ongoing commitment to No Fap. The third is Asphalt Brah saying this:
[QUOTE=Asphalt;6383024]Coco's breasts are a sight to behold. Imagine what Tara looked like when she was only 20 years old and you get the idea.[/QUOTE]I won't do shtick where I say I slid across my hood Dukes of Hazard style to race to Lily Spa to behold Coco's sights. I'm not doing that, not because I don't think the bit is funny, but rather because I dashed over to Lily Spa much more aggressively. Rewinding time we find ourselves a few weeks into my hell era at work. Prior to finding out Coco existed, I decided to hop back onto the Cum Holy Grail stack. For those of you who aren't familiar with my posts, I used to regularly take a supplement cocktail of L-Arginine, Zinc, Sunflower Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum. When stacked together these supplements can increase your semen volume. In my mind I decided that whenever I get a chance to pop again I wanted it to be thunderous. A delightful byproduct of my work-life imbalance is that I was given a bonus that was fatter than a body positivity model with hypothyroidism. I decide that not only will I visit Coco, but I'll check up on the entire Hall of Fame in daily succession and put the Holy Grail to the ultimate test.
Day 1: Coco at Lily Spa. Coco was my first visit, but she sits at number 4 in my new HOF rankings. I called ahead and scheduled an appointment. When I arrived I was greeted by the other masseuse and taken to the room. On the walk to the room the lady asks if I've been there before because she recognizes me. I tell her I have not. She asks how I knew about Coco. In my head my answer was that my Teddies Tingle was so strong that I felt her teddies in my hands before Asphalt clicked "Upload Report". Out loud however I told her I was referred by a friend.
Coco enters the room wearing denim shorts and a baggy tshirt. She is a plain yet attractive woman with a pleasant smile and long, luxurious, dark hair. There are subtle signs of age around her eyes and neck. That coupled with the few grays I spot in her hair place my age estimate at 40 something. We exchanged pleasantries, I tell her that she is beautiful, and she blushes. I hop on the table and receive a pretty good massage but nothing earth shattering. Coco is none the wiser to this because with every satisfaction check, I exaggerate and tell her things are fantastic. I am flipped.
Upon the flip Coco begins soft touch. I stare deep into her eyes, smile and she caresses my face. She smiles at me and offers four hand, which I decline and say "I'd never even look at the other lady. I only want you. " She smiles and let's out a giggle. Game time has arrived so I slide my hand up her shirt and grab a handful of thick, bra'd teddy. I ask to see her body and she removes her shirt and bra. Let's pause. So Asphalt said Coco reminded him of Tara. Coco does share Tara's bronze, tan complexion, areola shape and thick, chocolate brown nipples. I can agree with him from that standpoint. Tara however has a dense, thick, roundness to her teddies that Coco is missing. Her body has the soft milfy aesthetic of a woman who has had a kid or two within the last few years. Her breasts are full and pendulous. I encourage you to Google "Suki Ski scoreland happy seat". Suki Ski is a 5'6" or so chick. If one were to click on her right shoulder, hold Shift to constrain your proportions and then resize her to a 5'0" tall Asian chick, you'd have Coco.
After the teddies are released I gently fondle away. She begins a slow tugger. We lock eyes and she asks if I like. I tell her "I Love". She laughs and keeps stroking but picks up the pace. I am harder than a calculus class at Yale. Despite the drought and the fact that I'm having a fabulous time, the pop is nowhere to be found. After tugging me for ten minutes she potentially realizes that I haven't looked at her above the collarbone in quite some time. She then, unprompted, oils up her teddies, climbs between my legs, has me squeeze her teddies around junior and tells me to bang away. I obliged. While holding her teddies together I tickle her nipples with my pinky and ring fingers. She moans softly. After ten more minutes, I Holy Grail the absolute hell out of this woman and make her teddies look like the conveyor belt donuts at Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" sign is illuminated. 6 house 7 Coco without negotiations. I'll definitely be back.
Day 2: Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Kiko still reigns supreme for me. Her massage is the best in the area in my opinion and her breasts are phenomenal. They're big, voluminous, large areola and just flat out beautiful. No large eraser nipples but still wonderful. Teds and tugs was on the menu this day and my grail volume was comparable to my Day 1 pop. 6 house, 6 Kiko. The only bummer is that Tan (formerly #2 in my HOF) no longer works here as I had many a legendary four hand experience with she and Kiko.
Day 3: Tara. She's now back in my number 2 spot. I completely forgot how lackluster Tara's actual massage skills are. Her massage is comfortable, yet super mid. She occupies the spot of silver medalist solely on the strength of her flip fun. I've seen her a number of times over the years and have utilized every inch of her body for friction. Although catching up for a Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame update, post flip I ended up performing a Ted bang maneuver between her thick, oiled ass and shot a six rope grail shot onto her back. She runs my shower at the 45 minute mark of my appointment and joins me. I never deflated post pop and I'm harder than the final level of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out when I enter the shower. She soap tugs me as she lathers me up and I play with the teddies. She then Ted bangs me to another pop in the shower. I gave her a benji and 6 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 4: Blue at RL Therapy in Laurel. "Laurel! You may ask. Yes. Laurel. Blue used to be at a spot called Silk Spa in Jessup but reconnaissance tells me she has transitioned to RL. I am in eager expectation of today's tryst. Google "busty buffy lucie wilde" and click the images tab. Blue looks like that from the neck down and her teddies feel like they're made out of chiffon cake and heaven. Unfortunately I was finessed. I called and set up an appointment with Blue but received the ole bait and switch gag by a woman who had implants that felt like two 8 balls under her skin. Also, if you hopped in a Delorean, went to the mid 80's, opened up a can of Mr. Pibb, left it and then returned to that spot in the modern day, you still wouldn't have a substance as flat as this woman's ass. She did however give me a decent massage and a sloppy BBBJ which lead to an above average pop. This pop however was not as intense as previous days. 8 house, 8 Fake Blue.
Day 5: Lily at CiCi Oriental Spa in Fredericksburg. Lily is in her early 30's and is the most attractive woman in the HOF. She also unquestionably has the best body. In conversations we've discussed how she enjoys hitting the gym. Google "Gianna Michaels dress and heels". The balcony photoshoot you see when you click the Images tab is what Lily's body looks like only with less booty. She is renowned for her Jedi tier ted banging, however during this particular visit I was too enamored by the sight of her body and opted to roam away in teddy drunkenness as she Hugh Jackman'd me to a finish. Today was the day I started to come back down to earth as my pop felt less abnormal. 7 house 7 Lily.
At this point in the experiment I've taken 4 complete W's and a 5th experience that was only moderately soured due to a lack of big teds. Not only did the stars of circumstance align to inspire this adventure, but the stars of the Frankie D HOF shone with bra busting brilliance in my quest to revitalize my connections with these buxom angels. The results of the second half of my quest is soon to come.
Frankie.
Ventured into Maple's Nuru world. No FS, but worth the full body slide and slow HJ. Able to nurse a bit and some fingering. Easy scheduling and follow-up (10/10). She is cute (7/10) communicates well (6/10), nice fit body (8/10). Gave her massage, so got see POV and feel the smooth and tight fit. She has good massage skills. She said she is leaving next week. We spoke little bit about Bangkok. Took a shower to get rid of oil. No nuru gel, if you are into that like Sophie version of Nuru gel. Overall (8/10).
Stay safe and be wise.
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Sup brahs? Primarily due to hobby boredom and circumstances that needn't be discussed, I had to take a break from both posting and mongering. The stars however aligned recently and drove me to abandon my hiatus. The first star came in the form of recent back tightness I sustained from my powerbuilding exploits at the gym. The second is a two month orgasm drought brought on by a hectic work schedule and my ongoing commitment to No Fap. The third is Asphalt Brah saying this:
I won't do shtick where I say I slid across my hood Dukes of Hazard style to race to Lily Spa to behold Coco's sights. I'm not doing that, not because I don't think the bit is funny, but rather because I dashed over to Lily Spa much more aggressively. Rewinding time we find ourselves a few weeks into my hell era at work. Prior to finding out Coco existed, I decided to hop back onto the Cum Holy Grail stack. For those of you who aren't familiar with my posts, I used to regularly take a supplement cocktail of L-Arginine, Zinc, Sunflower Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum. When stacked together these supplements can increase your semen volume. In my mind I decided that whenever I get a chance to pop again I wanted it to be thunderous. A delightful byproduct of my work-life imbalance is that I was given a bonus that was fatter than a body positivity model with hypothyroidism. I decide that not only will I visit Coco, but I'll check up on the entire Hall of Fame in daily succession and put the Holy Grail to the ultimate test.
Day 1: Coco at Lily Spa. Coco was my first visit, but she sits at number 4 in my new HOF rankings. I called ahead and scheduled an appointment. When I arrived I was greeted by the other masseuse and taken to the room. On the walk to the room the lady asks if I've been there before because she recognizes me. I tell her I have not. She asks how I knew about Coco. In my head my answer was that my Teddies Tingle was so strong that I felt her teddies in my hands before Asphalt clicked "Upload Report". Out loud however I told her I was referred by a friend.
Coco enters the room wearing denim shorts and a baggy tshirt. She is a plain yet attractive woman with a pleasant smile and long, luxurious, dark hair. There are subtle signs of age around her eyes and neck. That coupled with the few grays I spot in her hair place my age estimate at 40 something. We exchanged pleasantries, I tell her that she is beautiful, and she blushes. I hop on the table and receive a pretty good massage but nothing earth shattering. Coco is none the wiser to this because with every satisfaction check, I exaggerate and tell her things are fantastic. I am flipped.
Upon the flip Coco begins soft touch. I stare deep into her eyes, smile and she caresses my face. She smiles at me and offers four hand, which I decline and say "I'd never even look at the other lady. I only want you. " She smiles and let's out a giggle. Game time has arrived so I slide my hand up her shirt and grab a handful of thick, bra'd teddy. I ask to see her body and she removes her shirt and bra. Let's pause. So Asphalt said Coco reminded him of Tara. Coco does share Tara's bronze, tan complexion, areola shape and thick, chocolate brown nipples. I can agree with him from that standpoint. Tara however has a dense, thick, roundness to her teddies that Coco is missing. Her body has the soft milfy aesthetic of a woman who has had a kid or two within the last few years. Her breasts are full and pendulous. I encourage you to Google "Suki Ski scoreland happy seat". Suki Ski is a 5'6" or so chick. If one were to click on her right shoulder, hold Shift to constrain your proportions and then resize her to a 5'0" tall Asian chick, you'd have Coco.
After the teddies are released I gently fondle away. She begins a slow tugger. We lock eyes and she asks if I like. I tell her "I Love". She laughs and keeps stroking but picks up the pace. I am harder than a calculus class at Yale. Despite the drought and the fact that I'm having a fabulous time, the pop is nowhere to be found. After tugging me for ten minutes she potentially realizes that I haven't looked at her above the collarbone in quite some time. She then, unprompted, oils up her teddies, climbs between my legs, has me squeeze her teddies around junior and tells me to bang away. I obliged. While holding her teddies together I tickle her nipples with my pinky and ring fingers. She moans softly. After ten more minutes, I Holy Grail the absolute hell out of this woman and make her teddies look like the conveyor belt donuts at Krispy Kreme when the "Hot Now" sign is illuminated. 6 house 7 Coco without negotiations. I'll definitely be back.
Day 2: Kiko at Diamond Flash Spa. Kiko still reigns supreme for me. Her massage is the best in the area in my opinion and her breasts are phenomenal. They're big, voluminous, large areola and just flat out beautiful. No large eraser nipples but still wonderful. Teds and tugs was on the menu this day and my grail volume was comparable to my Day 1 pop. 6 house, 6 Kiko. The only bummer is that Tan (formerly #2 in my HOF) no longer works here as I had many a legendary four hand experience with she and Kiko.
Day 3: Tara. She's now back in my number 2 spot. I completely forgot how lackluster Tara's actual massage skills are. Her massage is comfortable, yet super mid. She occupies the spot of silver medalist solely on the strength of her flip fun. I've seen her a number of times over the years and have utilized every inch of her body for friction. Although catching up for a Frankie Digitola Teddies Hall of Fame update, post flip I ended up performing a Ted bang maneuver between her thick, oiled ass and shot a six rope grail shot onto her back. She runs my shower at the 45 minute mark of my appointment and joins me. I never deflated post pop and I'm harder than the final level of Mike Tyson's Punch-Out when I enter the shower. She soap tugs me as she lathers me up and I play with the teddies. She then Ted bangs me to another pop in the shower. I gave her a benji and 6 Lin Manuel Miranda's...[/QUOTE]Frankie brah! Welcome back and thanks for the update. Your HOF list was spot on a few years ago and I much appreciated that post. I would like to cast a vote for Bella (Blue Ocean Wellness) to be considered for the FDT-HOF. Not that you or anyone asked, but IMHO Bella is top 5 material. Her teddies remind me of Petra Verlaine back in the day with the perfect line off the shoulder rolling down straight to the tip of her rubbery big nipple. Perfect two hand cup of heaven below. Skin and ass soft and not typical Asian big. YMMV but she will not disappoint.
Best- DJ.
[QUOTE=FourNick8;6408430]When I read this I was pretty amazed too. I know from my time in Thailand that a decent bar girl fucking Farangs can pull in 1 k a month US while Uni educated office workers and Govt lackeys only made $350 USD a month. I can understand the premium there but this this is America, the land of opportunity. I busted my ass for 30 years before I took home 10 k a month.
Last week a monger turned me on to an AMP owners' private digits. Before calling I ran a Google search and came up with a hit to a Chinese language employment site. It translated to this;.
"Urgently request a female massage.
The old store is safe, the tips are good, and there are many regular customers. In Virginia, the monthly income is more than 15,000. If you have a good character, it is best to keep the store independently.
A good image and willing to endure hardships are preferred.
It takes a long time".
The only AMP girl I truly believe is not rolling in the dough is TK Tina who drives a 30 yo car.[/QUOTE]A independent HJ working out of their home. For argument sakes.
3 clients throughout the day $140 -.
Is $420 a day.
10 k is easy and then add a sugar daddy or client with feelings giving.
They make a killing.
[QUOTE=TheRealMrdj;6409166]Frankie brah! Welcome back and thanks for the update. Your HOF list was spot on a few years ago and I much appreciated that post. I would like to cast a vote for Bella (Blue Ocean Wellness) to be considered for the FDT-HOF. Not that you or anyone asked, but IMHO Bella is top 5 material. Her teddies remind me of Petra Verlaine back in the day with the perfect line off the shoulder rolling down straight to the tip of her rubbery big nipple. Perfect two hand cup of heaven below. Skin and ass soft and not typical Asian big. YMMV but she will not disappoint.
Best- DJ.[/QUOTE]Damn auto correct. Petra Verkaik!
You hear / read the RTF phrase once in awhile, but it is so easy to forget how useful the Search tool is. For those still wondering what's arousing so much sympathy for Manee, it turns out that some nut tried to rape / strangle her. See below:
[URL]https://www.arlnow.com/2022/03/02/just-in-man-receives-life-sentence-for-rape-of-massage-therapist-on-columbia-pike/[/URL]
[QUOTE=LowerBackPain;6408669]Sounds like a tale that we all can learn from. Anyone care to elaborate or provide a link to the news piece from the past?[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=TheRealMrdj;6409166]Frankie brah! Welcome back and thanks for the update. Your HOF list was spot on a few years ago and I much appreciated that post. I would like to cast a vote for Bella (Blue Ocean Wellness) to be considered for the FDT-HOF. Not that you or anyone asked, but IMHO Bella is top 5 material. Her teddies remind me of Petra Verlaine back in the day with the perfect line off the shoulder rolling down straight to the tip of her rubbery big nipple. Perfect two hand cup of heaven below. Skin and ass soft and not typical Asian big. YMMV but she will not disappoint.
Best- DJ.[/QUOTE]So interestingly I included her in the HOF when I first started it. I only saw her once though back in 2019. I took her off because 1) She was elusive af and I wanted the HOF to be readily accessible providers and 2) there was a bit of confusion as to who I actually saw.
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;4891925]I've told this story before but. I went to Blue off of Backlick in Springfield once and got set up with some older chick. Everything was good until the tugger. The chick gave me the most violent tugger of my life. Not only was she jerking hard but she was squeezing too. With a few minutes left in my session I tell her to stop and that I didn't need to pop. She left out and came back in with Bella. She had on a dress that looked like it was painted on. We shot the breeze in Korean and she started tugging me nice and slow while the other chick kissed my neck and chest. When I was about to pop I announced it and she stood me up, dropped to her knees and told me to spray down the teds. It's one of the most enjoyable 15-20 minutes I've spent in an AMP. I am racially ambiguous in appearance. Bella asked my ethnicity and when I told her she asked "Are you sure, you don't look like it". I told her that we were even since she didn't look Korean from the neck down. We shared a laugh, talked for a bit more and I got her number. That weekend she left Blue though and when I texted the number a few weeks later she was out of the area.
Her teddies were fantastic, but I think Kiko's are better. Kiko is in no way, shape, or form as hot as Bella, but her teddies are nicer. I think a lot of brahs talk about Bella's teds, but she has a really nice ass too. Her body looks a lot like a JAV chick named Shiori Tsukada. If you brahs ever find her, I hope I get a PM.
Frankie.[/QUOTE]I posted that and a lot of brahs told me I saw a chick named Scarlett. They said they both fit my description and they both interchangeably use the aliases of Bella and Scarlett. The Bella I saw had tattoos on her back though. I might have to take a trip to investigate. The chick I saw back then was Top3 material.
Frankie.
[QUOTE=FrankDigitola;6408760]MUSIC CUE: Chorus of "Its Been a While" by Staind faintly plays in the background. End MUSIC CUE.
Sup brahs? Primarily due to hobby boredom and circumstances that needn't be discussed, I had to take a break from both posting and mongering. The stars however aligned recently and drove me to abandon my hiatus. The first star came in the form of recent back tightness I sustained from my powerbuilding exploits at the gym. The second is a two month orgasm drought brought on by a hectic work schedule and my ongoing commitment to No Fap. The third is Asphalt Brah saying this…….I won't do shtick where I say I slid across my hood Dukes of Hazard style to race to Lily Spa to behold Coco's sights. I'm not doing that, not because I don't think the bit is funny, but rather because I dashed over to Lily Spa much more aggressively. Rewinding time we find ourselves a few weeks into my hell era at work. Prior to finding out Coco existed, I decided to hop back onto the Cum Holy Grail stack. For those of you who aren't familiar with my posts, I used to regularly take a supplement cocktail of L-Arginine, Zinc, Sunflower Lecithin, Lysine, and Pygeum. When stacked together these supplements can increase your semen volume. In my mind I decided that whenever I get a chance to pop again I wanted it to be thunderous. A delightful byproduct of my work-life imbalance is that I was given a bonus that was fatter than a body positivity model with hypothyroidism. I decide that not only will I visit Coco, but I'll check up on the entire Hall of Fame in daily succession and put the Holy Grail to the ultimate test…..ll
Frankie.[/QUOTE]The legend returns! We have missed you brah! Welcome home!!
[QUOTE=PeninsulaJack;6406413]Head up to Prince George Cty in MD. RTF for that location for specifics.[/QUOTE]I may not be from the area, but why would you send ANYBODY to PG? Come on man.
[QUOTE=HookinUp;6410036]I may not be from the area, but why would you send ANYBODY to PG? Come on man.[/QUOTE]Nobody was trying to Punk you or get you in trouble. You asked for a young Asian chick who will slob on your knob. That kind of service is practically non-existent in AMPs in Alexandria. The place is rampant with HJ only massage parlors that are filled with granny's well past their prime.
Northern Virginia has a well known reputation as the place Asian masseuses go to retire. Seldom does a spa contain a sub 40's hot Asian spinner. They are late 50's, chubby, burned out, and have silicone tits that have hardened into stone. Usually. The occasional unicorn exists but it's an inconsistent find here. The odds of getting a BJ or more highly depend on a YMMV and usually requires a lot of frequent visits to the same provider to develop a rapport.
If you head over to Angels in Fairfax you'll get what you're looking for in a hotter Asian spinner but they will not give you anything above a naked HJ. It will be a NOVA+ experience for sure and if you keep your expectations low you'll walk away happy but you didn't ask for a NOVA+ you asked for a BJ. That service is easier to obtain on a first time run in at a typical AMP in PG county.
If you asked for a Frumpy 50+ Asian who will stroke your dick and MAYBE give you a CBJ or a Saran Wrap BJ. Then by all means I got 4-5 AMPs in Alexandria I can send you too. But you didn't ask for that did you?
My first experience across the River to PG was to rising sun massage many many years ago. But it's still one of the best experiences I had. Got a 24 year old petit Korean spinner who looked like a kpop model and rocked my world for all 20 seconds it took to blow my load inside her. Was the first FS experience I had in this hobby, after getting 50 HJs by Asian granny's in Nor VA. And it unlocked my third eye when it came to mongering. I don't travel to PG much anymore but that's also because I am ok with the older Asians and it's often enough to satiate my appetite.
Don't bite the hand that feeds ya. Food for thought.
My dad is an avid golfer. One of his go to sayings is "The back 9 can be a cruel b!tch. You've got to lock in, maintain focus and finish strong". If I had a dime for every time I've heard that line I could, well, I could buy a 98 Camry or something. Truth is I haven't heard it enough to buy an Eastern European country or anything ludicrous but I've heard it a lot. The line definitely rang out in my head as I continued on my journey to catch up with the full-bosomed flora of the Frankie Digitola Hall of Fame and my test of the limitations of the Holy Grail. The HOF Back Nine reside in their secondary tier, not because they're not good providers with big teddies. It's because there is a little something about them that causes the Top 5 to edge them out. Speaking of Eastern Europe and edging, let's pick up at Day 6 and a new inductee.
Day 6: Marianna Luba in Silver Spring. Shortly before my hiatus, a brah sent me a DM telling me I should pay a visit to a provider in Silver Spring named Marianna. I do so, had a blast and visited about three more times before my break started. Those familiar with the HOF may recall that it was home to two BBW inductees. There was Sophie in Arlington and The Diesel at Spirit Wellness. Since Spirit Wellness is more legit than Massage Envy now and the parlor in Arlington has changed hands more times than a pile of Monopoly money, both of them are gone and Marianna is the HOF's new BBW representation.
Marianna is a very kind and jolly Ukrainian woman. She operates out of the basement of a home in Silver Spring. Since I mentioned the home, I'll start the review there with the first of her three potential Cons. The house she works out of is not dirty, but cluttered. She has a boatload of stuff and it's everywhere. Despite this, the massage room is clean, uncluttered and the sheets are changed and washed after your appointment. Another potential con is that Marianna is extremely chatty. I ask that you try to conceptualize what "extreme chatty" would be like. Now double that and you get the idea. We talked about the war in Ukraine, the weather, allergies and cats before the halfway point of my back rub. The clutter doesn't bother me because the massage room is clean. Her chattiness also doesn't bother me. I've spent an inordinate amount of my recreational time chatting up bar bimbos with the moral depth of a plate of Fruity Pebbles. At this point I'm a Jedi at 2-5 word replies and passive listening. This brings us to potential con #3. Her appearance.
As I mentioned, Marianna is a BBW. She's also, as I'm just discovering since she was masked up during my quarantine visits, just okay looking. She looks like 50 something year old Porsche Dali. If you Google "Porche Dali these tits'll knock ya out" (cringe I know), you'll get an accurate representation of what her body is like. Her teddies although being around the same size, are much nicer. Google "SPRD-632 Horikawa Nami" and look at that JAV cover. Marianna's teds have Porche's mass but Horikawa Nami's nipple appearance and placement. As far as her face is concerned, here's her ad, you can see for yourself.
[URL]https://adultsearch.com/us/washington-dc/washington-dc/body-rubs/1431780[/URL]
None of these "cons" are cons to me, but rather tidbits I share so you brahs can formulate your own decisions. Besides, these potential cons are vastly outshined by Marianna's pros.
The first pro was outlined above. Marianna has fantastic big teddies that are a blast to play with. The next pro is one that shines brightly amidst the dark pain that is the worry of every monger. She is an anti clock watcher. On Day 6 I made an appointment for an hour but my session lasted for about an hour 45. She gave me a regular massage for about 45 minutes and then performed a soft to medium touch massage of my balls, taint, and balloon knot for 15-20. After realizing how much time had passed, she laughs off going overtime and I'm flipped. At this point I am harder than a sprint across the Korean DMZ and Marianna's ultimate pro begins. Her spectacular tugger.
My history with bar strumpets was touched upon earlier and Marianna's hands are better than a lot of the full blown sex I've had with those chicks. Nobody has given me a better tugger than her and absolutely nobody has ever edged me the way she does. She makes it last forever. She is the Ukrainian Keith Sweat. Her style is slow and tender and she's an expert at taking you to the summit and gracefully backing off. I remembered this about her but I was truly not prepared to experience it again. After a while of giving me a passionate Hugh Jackman, I feel the pop and make her aware of its imminence. She asks if I want to let it fly. For shits and giggles I tell her that I do not. She stops and performs a tease touch of the base, my balls and my quads. After minutes pass I give her the okay to initiate the pop. She proceeds to rub it out and I pop so hard I send one rope flying over my shoulder and onto the wall behind my head. Three more rip off, two of which hit me in the neck. The pop was so intense my toes were curled, I had shivers and was panting. Hands down the best orgasm of my 10 visits. I gave her 1 benji and 5 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 7: Apple. The only unfortunate thing about Apple is that she is incredibly difficult to get ahold of. Thankfully I was smart enough to send my "Hey Apple I want to motorboat you this week" text (I'm paraphrasing) on the morning of Day 3. I received a reply a day later and confirmed via text that we were still on while I consumed the celebratory meal I had after coom blasting Marianna's wall. I opted for a nuru with her which is totally the move you go with if you want more than teds and tugs. Google "codi vore nudes". Apple looks exactly like that except with the tan Thai features. Their teddies are identical and everything. On the flip I put her on her back and ted banged her until I shot three ropes onto her teddies. I felt a feeling of fatigue after this one. 2 bengies 2 Lin Manuel's.
Day 8 Anna at Route One Spa in Woodbridge. Due to the transient nature of Korean providers, I wasn't confident Anna would still be here. I called to make an appointment. I was told there was no Anna, but pretty girl with good teds would take care of me. Kee Kee is who I'm paired up with. She entered the room, I greet her in Korean and tell her she's very pretty. I'm being polite, not accurate. She looks like Gizmo from Gremlins with a face full of makeup. She's built like Vector from Despicable Me. She gave me a shower and thankfully I'm single because she doused me with the shower wand. She shot me in the face and hosed down my hair. When she was done I looked like I just participated in a boogie board competition at Myrtle Beach. Back in the room she massaged my back for 8 seconds then asked me to flip. She asks me to bang for 120. I counter 40 and tugger. She counters with nude blowy for 100. I tell her I only brought 8. I am lying. I have much more. She counters with "give me the 8 and I'll blow you with no raincoat. " We shake on that one. She gives me a BBBJ that is sloppy, but so toothy it felt like I was getting blown by Freddie Mercury. I ask her to stop and finish with a tugger. She pulls on my piece like it's a slot machine handle at MGM. I'm about as hard as a Frosty that was purchased 35 minutes ago. She took direction but abandoned it almost immediately. No pop was had this day and my Johnson had a burgundy hue from her abuse that lasted until the next morning. 6 house 8 begrudgingly to Gizmo.
Day 9: Thai Nikki. I really like Nikki but she gives the worst massage in the HOF. Her teddies are however the biggest. This has always been the case but even more so as she's gained a nice chunk of weight since I last saw her. I frequented Nikki because her rack was the most fun to fondle. She has a phat booty to go along with her huge teddies. Her mid section however has kind of caught up to her waist. Interestingly I used to tell brahs to Google "Ryan Smiles gif" to see an example of how phat and jiggly Nikki's ass was. Ryan Smiles however has gained weight too. Google "Ryan Smiles pawged" and look at the pics of her in the teal bathing suit. Now Google "my_vice_is_back nudes" and imagine those teddies with thicker nipples on the Ryan Smiles body and you have Nikki. Nikki is teds and tugs until you develop a rapport with her, but she'll at least let you bust all over her teddies from your first visit. The pop took forever but she eventually dangled them over junior, rubbed them all over me and I let out a single pulse pop on her teddies. 1 benji and 5 Lin Manuel Miranda's.
Day 10: Vandara. My adventure is concluded with the controversial older Thai provider who gives the second best massage in the HOF. Vandara's main Con is the Barrett Jackson session required to get her sensational teddies unleashed. If you're a brah who requires more than teds and tugs, a Barrett Jackson session will also be required to get your above and beyond extras. Although I had established a price point and had eliminated the negotiations completely, that was two plus years ago and I'm back at square one. To combat this I paid her the Thai Indy fee, tipped 4 more off the top and kept a couple 20's in the chamber just in case. The massage was incredible as usual. On the flip I rolled up her shirt for the teds and got them out of her bra after mild push back. The pop refused to come. I asked Vandara to ted bang me for an extra Jackson. She surprisingly agreed then climbed between my legs and gave me a very good ted banging. Before long I let another single pop loose followed by a few dribbles. 180 total.
And with that my 10 days of debauchery have come to an end. It was an interesting experiment and catching up with all these big teddies was a lot of fun. Could I have taken this portion of my bonus to buy the suspension upgrades I've been putting off buying for my project car? Yeah. I could've and I should've. But where's the fun in that? It was way more fun fondling the delicious teddies of rubenesque immigrants every day for over a week and spilling more seed than Muhammad Ali at his parakeet cage. Although the HOF currently sits at 8 active inductees, we'll see if it can be increased back to 10+ over the not too distant future. Teddies Crew Forever.
Frankie.