Pretty good.
60 for full hour massage.
Strong. Skillful.
No time short.
Happy.
Angela.
60/40.
I may keep this place even for massage only.
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Pretty good.
60 for full hour massage.
Strong. Skillful.
No time short.
Happy.
Angela.
60/40.
I may keep this place even for massage only.
Hey guys,
Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.
[QUOTE=Jinurso;5300016]I suppose if there's a moral to this story, it's to either take an Uber to the location or park far away and walk.
I wonder what ad it was.[/QUOTE]I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5300531]Gentlemen,
I had a dream that I visited an AMP that is 13 miles west of downtown Chicago. This AMP is located in a suburb that has a famous destination. (see title)
Am***y** Ma***ge
Mamasan is hard to understand over the phone. Rates: 40 hhr or 60 hr.
In my dream, the friendly MT was about 5'6" med build with nice clevage and a**.
The warm table shower was very thorough and much attention was given to LilBigDevlin.
The massage was good and she did not mind my hands ro**ing on her in my dream.
After the massage, she offered a shake but I opted for a covered french lesson.
The french lesson was GREAT. It was slow, sensual and deep. 60/100
I hope your dream is as good as mine.[/QUOTE]I doubt that "a dream" will protect you from the imbalanced scale of justice. Plus, according to the disclaimer here, this is a sexual ENTERTAINMENT forum, so FYI for any tax eating pigs lurking here, I entertain myself writing creative erotica in first person view. So no need to dream because I aint fucking!
[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5299956[URL]https://www.google.com/amp/s/chicago.suntimes.com/platform/amp/crime/2021/4/9/22376531/21-arrested-cook-county-prostitution-sting[/URL][/QUOTE]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5301044]It should have read - a popular attraction.[/QUOTE]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.
Seriously all that coded dream stuff if unnecessary. It reminds me of when BP girls used to say roses instead of $. Girl calling it roses isn't going to protect you one bit.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854] Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out!
[QUOTE=GBaby32;5301565]Hey guys,
Almost forgot so during my session the girl told me about another spot where the girls were very good. I am talking about relax in G. E. She mentioned that if you kept going west in front of a Toyota dealership the girls and service was very good there. Couldn't find it on good and didn't drive after my sesh I always get ice cream haha.[/QUOTE]She probably meant to the east. Marigold Massage is across from Lombard Toyota.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5301968]Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]Places get shut down because the nail and massage spa has 40 dudes a day ringing the doorbell and not one one female client so the neighbors call the police. The police research the place and their ads are all of 20 year old asian girls with their tits out. Yes police, newspapers and providers read the posts but someone saying they paid $150 vs $. 5 for a BJ in a dream is not going to stop the police investigation. The codes assume every cop is too stupid to click the abbreviations link on this site and have only been in Chicago 15 minutes and can't figure out any of the stupid ways people try to getting around saying the AMPs real name.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5301854]It should have just said Amethyst Massage in Brookfield rather than some retarded code that fools nobody and serves literally zero purpose, an inbred cousin of the other ridiculous code of. 5, 1, 2. 5, etc.
Just say I spent 80 dollars on the massage and tipped (MP's name) 50 dollars to hand job my dick as an added service when I visited (Spa name) on Monday, March 31st at 4:08 PM.
Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET.[/QUOTE]I was thinking of Lyons, IL.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5301968]Hi,
Tell that to the folks at Ruby Spa, S & L Nails and Massage, Palos Heights Massage, Norridge Girls, etc.
Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?
"The law is the law, kid. ".
Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.
There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?
No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.
And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.
Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;5301822]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.[/QUOTE]I like that in the Chinese apartments I've visited they just take your money and just get naked and start jumping your bones. No discussions.
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[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5302385]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?
"The law is the law, kid. ".
Let's not forget that dozens of reviews are written on RM a day, explicitly stating the name of the parlor, its address, a picture of the front fucking door, telephone number, whether they have a table shower or not, the name of the provider, whether she has a Bush or is shaved, what size her tits are, what color her hair is, her age, her ethnicity, whether she gave a handy or not, fingered his ass, sucked his dick, fucked him, kissed him, and if she allowed him to feel her ass in the process.
There are spas on that site that have been there since long before I ever started hobbying, with pages and pages of explicit reviews, that have never been busted. What, do they spin a wheel to see which places get paid a visit? Is it just bad luck that some places like 7th Heaven on Ashland get busted multiple times?
No. The reality is that it takes some real world situation for them to begin conducting an investigation, almost always initiated by neighborhood complaints by over the hill housewives with nothing better to do than harass women who actually work for a living.
And the reality is that most of these providers who have been doing this long enough know how to spot a suspicious customer. It's why sometimes mongers walk out with nothing or they get asked to jerk themselves off first. The girls talk on wechat. They share their experiences.
Us writing legible reviews that don't need a decoder out of a fucking cracker jack box does absolutely fucking nothing.[/QUOTE]And I survived the Titanic.
Everything written on the forum is as valid as that. Hearsay is a dangerous drug.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5302481]"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"
Umm, yeah.
When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.
Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.
Devlin, Out![/QUOTE]Exactly, and that investigation would have never taken place if only everybody prefaced their explicit, detailed, and accurate reviews with "it was a dream".
Or at the very least say they paid in roses.
[QUOTE=Devlin;5302481]"You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?"
Umm, yeah.
When I DREAMT that I spoke with Emily from S&* N**l, she was very upset because another monger showed her the reviews she and the business had received from this forum.
Google - Norridge Girls escort busts.
Devlin always Dreamin'[/QUOTE]It's because they are already busy. Most of the few attractive massage providers in Chicago are up to their ears in customers. They don't want reviews. Also, SXL is on one of the busiest streets in Chicago. There are thousands of eyes on it every single day, right next to a bar and a gym, and all kinds of foot traffic. The authorities want these places out of sight. They want them in designated areas like Chinatown so as to not attract attention.
Norridge Girls was busted because the people running it were fucking idiots. Ask yourself why some agencies which have been around for nearly 10 years or longer have never had a problem.
Look if you want to write reviews in Klingon no one is stopping you. But your logic for doing so is absolutely ridiculous, nonsensical, and bordering on cultish.
[QUOTE=Datsurman;5301822]Article: "Once the men agreed to pay for sex".
Really? These must have been the world's dumbest mongers.
The moral of the story is "don't incriminate yourself! If you don't know the person you're dealing with, don't discuss services. Highly recommend to include the tip with the payment and not to negotiate. The 10 or 20 bucks you think you're saving by negotiating could cost you a thousand dollars or more on one unlucky day.[/QUOTE]Many cases I have read stated the house fee was considered payment for sex even though it didn't exceed the average fee of a heavenly massage. They don't need a winning case to arrest regardless. Most MPs and customers quickly plead out. LEO often break moral and legal rules to entrap their targets. Hard to be safe. But we must try our best anyway. AMPs way safer for us than Apartments IMHO.
[QUOTE=ApplePiePussy;5302385]You think that the impetus on behalf of police departments to conduct an operation comes from us?
"Lieutenant, someone by the name of BushLover57 just wrote a review about HahnZhob Spa on Main Street. ".
"What did it say?
"Says he got a handy. ".
"Let's mobilize. ".
"Wait. Wait. ".
"What is it, Detective?
"He called it a dream and he used asterisks for letters. ".
"So?
"We can't use it as evidence. ".
"Are you serious?.[/QUOTE]Rub Maps is the go to place for the Antis along with QiuttheGames. Why are they trying to push an industry into the streets again where it is vastly more dangerous for everyone that can never be eradicated or even constrained?
[QUOTE=TooFull;5301604]I think the lesson is to not go to hotels, unless there are reviews from other mongers. I've only been to a hotel once and it was nerve-racking. I was laying on the bed naked and the girl went into the bathroom. I then hear loud knocking on the door. I almost peed the bed. I thought the chick had texted law enforcement. It turned out, it was just housekeeping. She had forget to extend the room. Anyway, I learned my lesson.[/QUOTE]I think even apartments are better bets. AMPs are by far the most dependable and least likely to be a rip off or set up. I guess there is some thrill in danger for some. I can see that.
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I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.
Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.
I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".
It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.
I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.
After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".
She said, "i phone?".
This is sign of laziness.
Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.
I walked away pissed.
I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.
P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.
Make sure she is not the one serving you.
They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".
[QUOTE=Barbarossa;5302944]Went to see good ole reliable Judy. Last time I saw her was last summer and we both wore masks. I only got a HE. Usually, you can rely on a nice bbj. Went to see her and was pleasantly surprised that she was in a cute black dress with nice cleavage and toned legs. No masks donned by either party this time (I am vaccinated). Massage and table shower were excellent as usual. She always makes sure the back door is scrubbed clean. She does a great massage, and this visit was no different. My hand was up her dress almost half of the massage. The only time she stopped me was when my hand impeded her work on massaging me. On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven. No bbj, but this was better, and I left a happy man. Left her $100.00 on top of $65 for the massage. I'll be back.[/QUOTE]She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.
[QUOTE=Fit312;5302608]I know that they never reopened after the COVID closures, but I never saw any evidence of a bust there. I was never able to get any of them to fuck (Yoyo told me "Never fuck, baybeeee! At that location, so I figured that they had a gentleman's agreement with the guys who run the 11th Ward. Had no problem fucking Lucy / Maggie for the same price at a different spa.[/QUOTE]They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.
[QUOTE=Walker333;5303328]She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous, although her massage and ts were decent, as well as the service.[/QUOTE]I felt the same way when I saw her last year. She looked much better on this recent visit and the extras were amazing!
[QUOTE=Devlin;5302546]Nice try but -
Emily was upset because the numerous reviews found here would bring unwanted attention. Surprise! They got busted. The same goes for Norridge Girls.
What happened to the Sugar Grove AMP? They even had their own thread.
The detailed explicit reports here are making LE's job so much easier.
Again - "Because literally nobody cares and nothing is going to happen based on SOME WORDS ON THE INTERNET." <-- LOL![/QUOTE]My argument is not that reviews bring or don't bring unwanted attention to places. My argument is that the weird half-ass code you guys do here does not fool anybody and serves no purpose.
And if you do believe that reviews directly lead to arrests and busts then what the fuck are you doing here besides being a hypocrite?
Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.
[QUOTE=ChicagoCat99;5303091]I went there and door sign says "Bell is broken, so call".
It took 30 minutes for me to call since I usually leave my phone at home for security.
I asked one guy to call and it was embarrassing.
After opening the door, I showed my empty hands and said "I have no phone. ".
She said, "i phone?".
This is sign of laziness.
Not changing battery of bell (huge bell was there) or not learning English at all though Mt has plenty of empty time.
I walked away pissed.
I may try Jin spa next as it has good reviews on Google.
P.s.: This 80 years old grandma had make up and mt clothes.
Make sure she is not the one serving you.
They will push what they want since "they cannot understand you".[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Walker333;5303328] She's about mid 60 now. The last time I saw her flesh was over a year ago and it wasn't very pretty and sexy because the signs of her ageing were conspicuous and unambiguous [/QUOTE] Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."
#EvenGranniesNeedLove
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[QUOTE=Devlin;5303486]Barbarossa says, "On the flip, she got naked and started a wonderful cat bath massage which included my balls, taint, both inner thighs, and even rimmed me while I massaged her wet pussy. I was in heaven."
#EvenGranniesNeedLove[/QUOTE]Guilty of the hashtag as charged.
[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5303355]They stayed closed because the partners didn't get along anymore. They moved on. Anyone have sherry before. She's at comfort spa.[/QUOTE]Sherry and Sally same person?
[QUOTE=Visconti5683;5303479]Do not go to Jin. I made the mistake and it was honestly top 3 worst AMP experiences I've ever had. I'm just speaking from my experience. Horrible. I did the same thing. Called next door and the lady that picked up sounded half asleep and at least 70 or 80 years old. Which is why I went to Jin. Mistake.[/QUOTE]Thank you very much and I will not go.
But, what happened?
Google review looks fine.
[QUOTE=Wkim1108;5303563]Sherry and Sally same person?[/QUOTE]I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.
[QUOTE=ConfuciusMan;5303988]I don't think they are the same person. I could be wrong.[/QUOTE]Please check your PM. Thanks.
Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.
[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211[/URL]
Anybody pay this girl a visit?
[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/214755[/URL]
Visited Bella last year, BBBJ and DATY were offered. She is definitely on the thicker side and her ass is fantastic. Very sweet and nice attitude. Haven't repeated.
Done Melissa 2 x since, everything covered, great attitude, a bit too talkative but fun.
[QUOTE=Jinurso;5299417]Ok I'm compiling the definitive list of the CLM roster and their offerings. I release a new version with additional feedback or new experiences.
Jessica. GFE, BBBJ, FS. No Greek. Little bit older euro woman. Good attitude. $100 - $150 upcharge.
Suzie (Jenny) - young and hot. No FS, no GFE, YMMV on things like CBJ vs. BBBJ and DATY. Varies a lot but probably the hottest girl on the roster. $150 - $200 upcharge.
Amy. Older. FS available, but $200+ upcharge. Mixed reviews on attitude. Not sure if BBBJ is available.
Sandra. Older Colombian. Good face, better body. Very accommodating, enthusiastic, passionate. GFE FS apparently available. BBBJ available. Upcharge $100 - 150.
Emily. Apparently L1 only. No extras offered. Tall, thin Ukrainian girl. Attractive but poor service.
Naomi. Found nothing. NEED MORE INFO.
Salma. Only HR. Young, attractive, friendly but no other extras, even with a tip. Doesn't go nude. Appears to dislike the job. May not be around long.
Maddie. Only offers a L2 style of release that is OK at best. If you are looking for a southern surfer girl than she fits that vibe, but she is not as accommodating.
Bella. Only two reviews. One just said "not a fan". The other said "young good girl. Takes commands very well. A little thick but not fat. 3 holes in your not to big. Sometimes she she doesn't want to put work but will take a pounding. " NEED MORE INFO about menu and upcharges.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Casper27;5304565]Anyone have info on Chloe, what's available? Trying to see if it's worth the time and money.
[URL]https://chicago.rubratings.com/45211[/URL][/QUOTE]I haven't seen Chloe, however I've been to this spa literally half the girls in the pictures are them, the other half aren't even close so I stopped using them, didn't want to waste my time anymore.
Rose-not accurate.
Madisyn-not accurate.
Zoe-Accurate / real.
Hannah- not accurate.