Massage Parlor Reports

Aren't you getting truly sick and tired of the constant interruptions during your massage sessions? I know I am.

Went to a place just yesterday and had the unsettling experience of four walk-ins and five phone calls during a one hour massage. Two or three has become the norm, but this was way over the top silly. Now it would be one thing if the walk in visitors would manage to vary their routine a little, but alas they do not:

(Door chimes; girl says, Sorry, be right back. Visitor: Hi. You do massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: Good. Girl: You want massage? Visitor: Yes. Girl: I busy now. Visitor: Are other young massage girls available? Girl: No. I only one. Visitor: OK. When can I come back? Girl: Soon. Visitor: You give good massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: How much for one hour? Girl: $60, but I with customer now. (Visitor leaves, returns five minutes later) : Visitor: (Whispering) I want to know. Do you give happy ending massage? Girl: No! Massage only. Please come back later. I still with customer.

Meanwhile the silly ass little digital counter on the table nearby continues to count backwards toward zero, the massage lotion on my back is developing a crust that smells like sour cream and I am listening to the sounds of the Peruvian Magic Flute Orchestra's rendition of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" for the 57th time.

The phone calls are worse. (Phone rings. Girl says Sorry) Male Caller: (Muted) Hi Baby, I love you! Girl: I am with customer, call you back. Caller (Muted) Tell me you love me too. Girl: Later, I with customer now. (Hang up) Me: So, who called you, your immigration lawyer? Girl: No just my girl friend.

So, yesterday I was in no mood to humor the girl through any more interruptions, so I said:

"If you answer your phone again, I will do something to you! First, I will remove your clothes. Then I will lather you with massage oil and tie you down on the table. Then I will remove the battery from your phone. Then I will pour a quart of heavy cream all over your breasts and put five hungry St Bernard puppies on top of you to feed. Meanwhile, I will insert a long plastic replica of a man's penis as deeply as it will go into your reproductive zone, and I will turn it on and leave you alone here for the night. Then I will use your computer to edit your Craigs List ad to tell the truth: You are not a 21 year old fresh new girl from Thailand who wants to meet new friends, you are really a cynical, jaded 45 year old who has worked at every AMP from Queens to Boston, you have a flabby stomach, and those 36 DD's are all silicone. What do you think of that?" She paused and reflected for a moment, and then she said: "It's all OK, but please leave 'Open' sign turned on." Then, the next time she left me alone I got up and reset the clock to add 25 minutes to the time we had left.

[QUOTE=Boston Ampfan; 1226520]Aren't you getting truly sick and tired of the constant interruptions during your massage sessions? I know I am.

Went to a place just yesterday and had the unsettling experience of four walk-ins and five phone calls during a one hour massage. Two or three has become the norm, but this was way over the top silly. Now it would be one thing if the walk in visitors would manage to vary their routine a little, but alas they do not:

(Door chimes; girl says, Sorry, be right back. Visitor: Hi. You do massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: Good. Girl: You want massage? Visitor: Yes. Girl: I busy now. Visitor: Are other young massage girls available? Girl: No. I only one. Visitor: OK. When can I come back? Girl: Soon. Visitor: You give good massage? Girl: Yes. Visitor: How much for one hour? Girl: $60, but I with customer now. (Visitor leaves, returns five minutes later) : Visitor: (Whispering) I want to know. Do you give happy ending massage? Girl: No! Massage only. Please come back later. I still with customer.

Meanwhile the silly ass little digital counter on the table nearby continues to count backwards toward zero, the massage lotion on my back is developing a crust that smells like sour cream and I am listening to the sounds of the Peruvian Magic Flute Orchestra's rendition of "I Want To Hold Your Hand" for the 57th time.

The phone calls are worse. (Phone rings. Girl says Sorry) Male Caller: (Muted) Hi Baby, I love you! Girl: I am with customer, call you back. Caller (Muted) Tell me you love me too. Girl: Later, I with customer now. (Hang up) Me: So, who called you, your immigration lawyer? Girl: No just my girl friend.

So, yesterday I was in no mood to humor the girl through any more interruptions, so I said:

"If you answer your phone again, I will do something to you! First, I will remove your clothes. Then I will lather you with massage oil and tie you down on the table. Then I will remove the battery from your phone. Then I will pour a quart of heavy cream all over your breasts and put five hungry St Bernard puppies on top of you to feed. Meanwhile, I will insert a long plastic replica of a man's penis as deeply as it will go into your reproductive zone, and I will turn it on and leave you alone here for the night. Then I will use your computer to edit your Craigs List ad to tell the truth: You are not a 21 year old fresh new girl from Thailand who wants to meet new friends, you are really a cynical, jaded 45 year old who has worked at every AMP from Queens to Boston, you have a flabby stomach, and those 36 DD's are all silicone. What do you think of that?" She paused and reflected for a moment, and then she said: "It's all OK, but please leave 'Open' sign turned on." Then, the next time she left me alone I got up and reset the clock to add 25 minutes to the time we had left.[/QUOTE]We got to let them know we were not happy, when that happen. No humor-through any more. Otherwise, they will never learn.

[QUOTE=Djtuck;1226148].Been there 3x and can confirm on at least two occasion's that the ladie's had a real vagina.[/QUOTE]It's that unconfirmed third visit that would worry most of us.

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I am going to give it a shot if I can park safely from view. Is there parking in the back of the buidling? Google maps ground view suggests perhaps. Would really appreciate this info asap-I will be in that area Friday morning and otherwise it is too far away to do recon.

[QUOTE=CamperVan10; 1224557]Tried Bella for the first time. Some minuses, but overall WOW.

As others have stated, pain in the ass out of the way location. Found it, went in, receptionist had me pay the hour (70) and wait in the room while Bella finished another.

10-15 min wait then Bella came in. Very pretty, nice hair, nice rack, chubby arms, some chunk in the mid section, not bad, and overall very nice looking. Maybe not hot.

Massage was good, better than some at WW, and the tease was outstanding. She worked my undercarriage with oil so good that I popped prematurely before I even flipped over. That hasn't happened in a long long time. Then the flip and more work on me. I wasn't sure I'd get up, or off, again, but she didn't quit. More tease, more oil, lots of ass play, then she put in her large boobs in my face, I rubbed them lightly.

She unleashed this guns from her bra and full roaming all over. She was pornstar like in her work on my rock hard putting her mouth right over it without a bbj. Oh so close. She really got into it and brought to climax number 2. Started a clean up, excused herslef to get a hot towel, and told me to take my time getting dressd. This is 20-25 mins in and I paid the hour. Well, she cleaned me up, offered the shower. A good idea. And we hugged with a kiss goodbye.

Now, + = 2 pops in under 30 minutes, not since I was 30 or maybe 35 have I done that, so she is top notch. BUT, when I got back into my car it was 45 mins total, including the 10-15 min wait, the clean up, and getting dressed. I couldn't have been with her more than 30/35 mins. RUSHED, Not cool. I will do the half hour next time, and hope for 2 pops again. 70 + 40 total.

And, one of you guys was in the waiting room when I walked out, Monday aft. 12:30p.

Originally Posted by Jon Gris

Decided to give this place a try the other day. Commercial Area near a train stop in the Holbrook / Randolph area. Scheduled at appointment with Bella. I arrived and Bella brought me into the massage room. Bella is 5 5 late twenties long brown hair. I opted for the hour massage for 70. The Massage wsa very good with plenty of teasing and attention to the right areas. There was also plenty of backhanded action to keep Jjr in the game. On the flip everything was the same plenty of teasing with a great HE. I was granted mountain access which made the session enjoyable. Tip was not asked for nor was there any upsell routine as the case has been at a place I used to go. I think some of the girls that work here used to be affiliated with the alphabet spas, but service at this location is much better and so is the customer service from my observations. I will be adding this place to my regular list.[/QUOTE]

Cindy is older, probably 40s, but gave a pretty good massage, and a really good HE. Her English was nonexistent, though. I think "okay" might be the only word she knows. OTC roaming, nothing else tried. Damage. 7 +.4

[QUOTE=Bigboy22;1226554]We got to let them know we were not happy, when that happen. No humor-through any more. Otherwise, they will never learn.[/QUOTE]Bigboy,

How right you are. They will only change if we get up off the table, get dressed, demand a refund and leave. And even then it will take all of us agreeing to do it.

Left out of my story was the fact that after the last phone call, things were just settling down when a racket ensued from the next room, the sound of a massage table banging against the wall. I said, WTF? And she replied,"Room too small for massage girl, tall customer and table at the same time." I kid you not. She gave me a $10 refund and I did not tip her. And by the way, this was an actual massage-only place. As frustrated as these experiences make me, the fact is, I need to laugh it off. Most of the people who run these places are lost and clueless and focused only on the cash. Any pleasure customers derive from the experience is only incidental, or accidental.

BA

Has anyone seen Desi in Salem? Looks older, BBW, blonde type. We've emailed but haven't visited yet. Was hoping for a review.

[QUOTE=Ampman44;1226574]I am going to give it a shot if I can park safely from view. Is there parking in the back of the buidling? Google maps ground view suggests perhaps. Would really appreciate this info asap-I will be in that area Friday morning and otherwise it is too far away to do recon.[/QUOTE]A couple of months ago, I had landed at Logan after an assignment in California. On a whim, I decided to give Heavenly Touch a try. I had never been there, but I had my GPS. I got there about 9:30 at night and found the place closed. The parlor is at the end of some kind of office / factory type of building, and it is surrounded by similar buildings. There were several other businesses in the same building. So I am sure you will be able to park very inconspicuously. There really isn't a "walk of shame" as nothing blatantly shouts out APM!

[QUOTE=Ampman44;1226574]I am going to give it a shot if I can park safely from view. Is there parking in the back of the buidling? Google maps ground view suggests perhaps. Would really appreciate this info asap-I will be in that area Friday morning and otherwise it is too far away to do recon.[/QUOTE]It's been awhile since I've been there, but I think there _might_ be parking out back. But even if there isn't, it's a really big building, and there are other office-type things there (though not many). You could park in front of one of those, then walk over to HT. It's also not very far from a cross street where there would be other types of parking, but given the location, it would look kind of weird to walk up from a 1/4 mile away. My basic point is, don't worry about it. Bella is awesome.

[QUOTE=Ampman44;1226574]I am going to give it a shot if I can park safely from view. Is there parking in the back of the buidling? Google maps ground view suggests perhaps. Would really appreciate this info asap-I will be in that area Friday morning and otherwise it is too far away to do recon.[/QUOTE]The building she is in has a number of businesses which face the street and there are loading docks around back. It's a long building and (looking at it from the street) HT is on the end on the right. You can park on the side of the building without being too conspicuous.

[QUOTE=ARegularGuy; 1223510]In the area recently I decided it give it a try. Yes, its all new, nicely done and the entry door is like being in a fish bowl to the glassed reception area on the other side of the hall. Didn't meet the guy on the way in, got Nancy and right to the first room. Nancy is from LA and has good English, middle 40s, okay looking, okay figure, not great, solid see cups / firm nipples, fair to only average massage skills at best, she never worked out any trouble areas and was mostly just a rub, soothing but not relaxing. To her credit, she did give a full hour and covered hands, feet, head, etc. Teasing was extended with plenty of giggling between her and I as explored up top and below, both UTC. Nice time but not a repeat for me. Got a glimpse of 4 other girls in one room, sitting on the floor, snacking and chatting, they looked rather pitiful just sitting on the floor waiting for the next customer. I got a thank you from the white guy at the desk on the way out.

ARG[/QUOTE]Yea I know I'm slow and the answer must be simple but help an old guy out!

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1227511]Yea I know I'm slow and the answer must be simple but help an old guy out![/QUOTE]One to one energy.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1227511]Yea I know I'm slow and the answer must be simple but help an old guy out![/QUOTE]One To One Energy

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1227511]Yea I know I'm slow and the answer must be simple but help an old guy out![/QUOTE]The name means One to One Energy.

[QUOTE=Stressed Out;1227511]Yea I know I'm slow and the answer must be simple but help an old guy out![/QUOTE]I think it means,"one to one energy." Although someone went there and claims that "girl" Tina is a dude. So it could mean,"121 not real girls". I give Olepapa the credit for that one.