Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Gruyere;6665429]Distinguished fellows, since I recently discussed my experiences with the Russian value brand slice of the pay-per-stroke pie, it seems the natural mongering genre to expand on is Los Angeles area lock & key nuru shops. These are the ones who in the past and / or present advertise on BP, RR and similar domains, on eastern european servers that probably send hpv directly to your phone.

I can't quite put a pin on the reason for my fascination with nuru. If I had to guess, it's because I like when oiled-up naked women slide all over my body and then make me cum. But hey, I'm a freak. Fortunately for me, there are many women around here who will do that exact thing. I'm reasonably sure it's the reason the cost of living is so high..[/QUOTE]I laughed. Well done.

[QUOTE=Glaucon;6666137]I laughed. Well done.[/QUOTE]I will pay the cost on this one if we get a quality review.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/west-hollywood-sensual-touch-massage-by/7684573981.html[/URL]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6667058]I will pay the cost on this one if we get a quality review.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/west-hollywood-sensual-touch-massage-by/7684573981.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Comp me for my emotional distress and pain and suffering ill incur, and I'm in!

Be warned your masseuse in LA or really anywhere may be an undercover police officer waiting to arrest you for saying the wrong words, namely, offering or agreeing to pay money for sexual conduct, which includes hand jobs as well as oral sex and intercourse. Prostitution is a CRIME OF WORDS, so don't say the words. Avoid masseuses who negotiate or quote a price for any type of sexual contact. Hand gestures count the same as spoken or written words. Sex between consenting adults is legal, including in a massage parlor UNLESS there is an offer or agreement to pay money for same.

Los Angeles.

Deputies Nab 20 Men During Massage Parlor Sting Operation In Cudahy.

November 4, 2012.

"The two-day sting operation in which undercover deputies took over Sopi's Spa on Atlantic Avenue began Thursday.

It led to the arrests of 20 men who allegedly propositioned the undercover deputies for acts of prostitution. ".

[URL]https://www.cbsnews.com/losangeles/news/deputies-nab-20-men-during-massage-parlor-sting-operation-in-cudahy/[/URL]

Nearly 500 arrested in statewide human trafficking operation.

Los Angeles Times.

February 15, 2022.

[URL]https://www.latimes.com/california/story/2022-02-15/california-human-trafficking-operation[/URL]

Police take over massage business and arrest customers.

January 25,2019.

"Officers practiced and learned how to legally perform these operations from their law enforcement partners in Los Angeles."

[URL]https://abc30.com/prostitution-fresno-massage-parlor-arrest/5105834/[/URL]

[QUOTE=ParamAhmad;6667431]Be warned your masseuse in LA or really anywhere may be an undercover police officer waiting to arrest you for saying the wrong words, namely, offering or agreeing to pay money for sexual conduct, which includes hand jobs as well as oral sex and intercourse. Prostitution is a CRIME OF WORDS, so don't say the words. Avoid masseuses who negotiate or quote a price for any type of sexual contact. Hand gestures count the same as spoken or written words. Sex between consenting adults is legal, including in a massage parlor UNLESS there is an offer or agreement to pay money for same.

Los Angeles.

Deputies Nab 20 Men During Massage Parlor Sting Operation In Cudahy.

November 4, 2012.[/QUOTE]This is probably the least useful post ever and that includes my 4000 posts.

[QUOTE=ParamAhmad;6667431]Be warned your masseuse in LA or really anywhere may be an undercover police officer waiting to arrest you for saying the wrong words, namely, offering or agreeing to pay money for sexual conduct, which includes hand jobs as well as oral sex and intercourse. Prostitution is a CRIME OF WORDS, so don't say the words. Avoid masseuses who negotiate or quote a price for any type of sexual contact. Hand gestures count the same as spoken or written words. Sex between consenting adults is legal, including in a massage parlor UNLESS there is an offer or agreement to pay money for same.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6667058]I will pay the cost on this one if we get a quality review.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/west-hollywood-sensual-touch-massage-by/7684573981.html[/URL][/QUOTE]Good timing for these posts. I ran into Sensual touch Kaye at the Yum Yum Donuts on Melrose & Highland, def a cop. I gestured for a BJ but luckily they thought I just wanted a bear claw and didn't book me.

[QUOTE=PriscillaM;6667058]I will pay the cost on this one if we get a quality review.

[URL]https://losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/hws/d/west-hollywood-sensual-touch-massage-by/7684573981.html[/URL][/QUOTE]"I'm a non binary BBW trans healer for the weary gentleman. Travelers welcome. ".

I think English just became my second language. Anybody got a flow chart on what they are saying?

[QUOTE=CalValencia;6667656]"I'm a non binary BBW trans healer for the weary gentleman. Travelers welcome. ".

I think English just became my second language. Anybody got a flow chart on what they are saying?[/QUOTE]Sure, I'll take a shot.

"non binary BBW trans healer for the weary gentleman. " Translation: Fat guy wants to touch you.

[QUOTE=GentleSun;6667692]Sure, I'll take a shot.

"non binary BBW trans healer for the weary gentleman. " Translation: Fat guy wants to touch you.[/QUOTE]Wait, its a tranny too?

I hereby retract my offer.

[QUOTE=TempletonRat;6667925]Wait, its a tranny too?

I hereby retract my offer.[/QUOTE]Nice tits tho. I mean, for a cop.

Was visiting LA so I read the Massage parlor posts.

Visited 8155 after seeing all it's glorious reviews. My 2 time experience in 5 days were just as glorious.

Went in and the mms asked me if it was my first time. I told her it was indeed at that location.

Took me to room and explained how the lineup works.

Then came in 1, 2, 3 and 4. I saw the tall one and didn't take her since I I read a post where this guy chose a tall one got blue balled in some way. Besides she wasn't so hot.

Since I was visiting CA and had limited number of times I could visit this place, I wanted to be on the safe side and wanted to get the most, so I didn't choose the hottest in the lineup thinking if anyone has an attitude it would be them. Chose the second best. LOL. But she had an amazing body.

She gave a 5 min massage and then asked if I only wanted massage or anything else. I told her I wanted everything. Quoted 1. 2. I was fine with that. Amazing CBJ and cfs. Her name was Sophie.

Second time I visited, which was at the end of my trip, there were only 2 in the line up. I chose the one with big melons. She was from Columbia. Her name was Bibi or Biwi. Same great service.

But I was really looking for some AMP with BBFS service.

[QUOTE=EgoThrasher;6623729]Any good nuru providers in the LA area? Can be establishments or individuals. Thanks![/QUOTE]Saw your PM, sir. Your inbox is full.

[QUOTE=Chupacabra;6665946]This is poetry. LOL.

I like Russian girls but not just the HJ / massage style. Can anybody point me toward a Russian FS agency? DM is fine so we don't clutter up the massage board and interrupt Lord Byron's flow here. Haha.[/QUOTE]Any update on this? Curious if it's the same trick pad I see on PD advertising 180 (HH) and 220 (hr).

Thanks.

[QUOTE=Propaganda123;6671178]Any update on this? Curious if it's the same trick pad I see on PD advertising 180 (HH) and 220 (hr).

Thanks.[/QUOTE]Same outfit, they advertise on PD in culver city but are in the hot young Asian HQ on sawtelle. The pics are fake, the girls are fat and have tummies as soft as clay aiken in a tittie bar.

[QUOTE=ScrewLoose;6668991]Was visiting LA so I read the Massage parlor posts.

Visited 8155 after seeing all it's glorious reviews. My 2 time experience in 5 days were just as glorious.

Went in and the mms asked me if it was my first time. I told her it was indeed at that location.

Took me to room and explained how the lineup works.

Then came in 1, 2, 3 and 4. I saw the tall one and didn't take her since I I read a post where this guy chose a tall one got blue balled in some way. Besides she wasn't so hot.

Since I was visiting CA and had limited number of times I could visit this place, I wanted to be on the safe side and wanted to get the most, so I didn't choose the hottest in the lineup thinking if anyone has an attitude it would be them. Chose the second best. LOL. But she had an amazing body.

She gave a 5 min massage and then asked if I only wanted massage or anything else. I told her I wanted everything. Quoted 1. 2. I was fine with that. Amazing CBJ and cfs. Her name was Sophie.

Second time I visited, which was at the end of my trip, there were only 2 in the line up. I chose the one with big melons. She was from Columbia. Her name was Bibi or Biwi. Same great service.

But I was really looking for some AMP with BBFS service.[/QUOTE]I second sophie or sofia, I think I got her too, she had braces, Hot young latina, banging body. Quoted the same for FS. She was good and I would repeat. Before this last week, the last time I visited 8155 was like 5 years ago, prices have gone up for entrance fee, always pay for the 1/2 hour.

But dam she was hot.