Massage Parlor Reports

[QUOTE=Krasner;2710274]This was about 2 months ago:

Called Relaxx about 3 pm on a Sunday for appointment and, surprisingly, she was free the rest of the afternoon. When I came by at about 5, was greeted by tall, attractive late 20's early 30's asian lady, in well-suited casual wear.

Table shower arrangement is clean and comforting, and during that time she was thorough, but still polite and professional. Afterward, I was given a robe and slippers and escorted back to the massage room. It was excellent! She provided.

About 55 minutes of legit massage, with great pressure, unique techniques and listened to my problem areas very well. It's refreshing to be with a provider that understands and speaks English relatively well.

Nothing more, though. Totally legit, as far as I can tell- which explains the open hours, maybe? If you have soar or achy muscles, I definitely recommend. I've had trouble getting in touch with her the last few weeks, though.

If anyone knows her current number or has seen her recently, please PM, so I can get back there. It was the best massage I've had in years.[/QUOTE]If you got a happy ending the place was not legit.

I will never hit another AMP North of 495 ever again. After all of the old ladies, I hadn't gone to many AMPs. Someone made a recommendation a few months back to visit a place in Greenbelt. Folks, it was the second best AMP chuck I've ever had. Awesome titties. I cannot reiterate enough just how awesome these were. They were like the ads. Sweet little yet round ass that fit in my hand. The one thing. She looked like she just had dental surgery or has saving for the winter. Maybe she had some bad facial plastic surgery, but I didn't spend much time looking at her face.

So I decided to sample the Joppa rd spa last night. Very clean. And a very nice place. I drew Cici. She is attractive with a nice body. Got an average massage and standard HE on flip. Couldn't get her to take anything off. But was allowed to rome around. Made her jump a little when I almost got her bra popped. Just missed it. Must have been the night for massage. They were busy. I had to wait a minute when I got there. The main thing I did not like is that they would walk the clients right by other clients. Most places take extream measures to make sure clients don't see each other.

'Twas the night for massage cause of the good reviews. Got a bunch of PMs, hope everyone enjoyed. Guess I will be standing in line behind a few mongers later today.

[QUOTE=BonsaiBoner;2715324]So I decided to sample the Joppa rd spa last night. Very clean. And a very nice place. I drew Cici. She is attractive with a nice body. Got an average massage and standard HE on flip. Couldn't get her to take anything off. But was allowed to rome around. Made her jump a little when I almost got her bra popped. Just missed it. Must have been the night for massage. They were busy. I had to wait a minute when I got there. The main thing I did not like is that they would walk the clients right by other clients. Most places take extream measures to make sure clients don't see each other.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2715421]'Twas the night for massage cause of the good reviews. Got a bunch of PMs, hope everyone enjoyed. Guess I will be standing in line behind a few mongers later today.[/QUOTE]T'was ever thus. You're welcome.

[QUOTE=BonsaiBoner;2715324]So I decided to sample the Joppa rd spa last night. Very clean. And a very nice place. I drew Cici. She is attractive with a nice body. Got an average massage and standard HE on flip. Couldn't get her to take anything off. But was allowed to rome around. Made her jump a little when I almost got her bra popped. Just missed it. Must have been the night for massage. They were busy. I had to wait a minute when I got there. The main thing I did not like is that they would walk the clients right by other clients. Most places take extream measures to make sure clients don't see each other.[/QUOTE]Went a couple of nights ago. Very nice and secluded entrance. Had CiCi. BUT, the no take off is a deal breaker. Not into CFNM. Shame.

Stopped in 2 days ago. Kimberly is gone. Pinky is gone (damn!) I drew a new girl MiMi. Very nice. Curvy but not BBW. On the flip told that HE with take off was. 8. I told her not, it is. 6 max. She wanted $1 for CBJ. I told her no. We need to hold firm. Mgt needs to let these girls know the facts of life. Oh how I miss the hospital.

[QUOTE=AceKing88;2713091]If you got a happy ending the place was not legit.[/QUOTE]Others have posted otherwise, but as my report says, no HE. Entirely legit.

[QUOTE=Popcruiser;2717378]Stopped in 2 days ago. Kimberly is gone. Pinky is gone (damn!) I drew a new girl MiMi. Very nice. Curvy but not BBW. On the flip told that HE with take off was. 8. I told her not, it is. 6 max. She wanted $1 for CBJ. I told her no. We need to hold firm. Mgt needs to let these girls know the facts of life. Oh how I miss the hospital.[/QUOTE]Even though the girls are older than I generally go for I still like 905. I stopped in Saturday too and drew Mimi. They always start high if you let them. I will happily kick in $90-$100 if the massage meets the quality I want. If its lame and quick the get stuck with the standard for a CBJ. Mimi was nice but didn't get my extra money. Her mic service was good and steady. Would repeat.

[QUOTE=Scumbler;2710154]Had a delightful time with lovely LiLi at the spa on Joppa yesterday. Terrific massage and HE, although not in that order. Was surprised to see my hour was only 45 minutes, tho. Sure seemed like the full 60. Standard tuition rates apply. Senior members can PM for more info.[/QUOTE]Had the same experience as Scumbler. Paid for one hour but only received 45 minutes from Lili. Really hate when someone cuts me short after I pay for more time. Will not repeat, even though a lovely woman.

[QUOTE=Krasner;2710274]This was about 2 months ago:

Called Relaxx about 3 pm on a Sunday for appointment and, surprisingly, she was free the rest of the afternoon. When I came by at about 5, was greeted by tall, attractive late 20's early 30's asian lady, in well-suited casual wear.

Table shower arrangement is clean and comforting, and during that time she was thorough, but still polite and professional. Afterward, I was given a robe and slippers and escorted back to the massage room. It was excellent! She provided.

About 55 minutes of legit massage, with great pressure, unique techniques and listened to my problem areas very well. It's refreshing to be with a provider that understands and speaks English relatively well.

Nothing more, though. Totally legit, as far as I can tell- which explains the open hours, maybe? If you have soar or achy muscles, I definitely recommend. I've had trouble getting in touch with her the last few weeks, though.

If anyone knows her current number or has seen her recently, please PM, so I can get back there. It was the best massage I've had in years.[/QUOTE]All the Happy ending Parlors are ***** houses don't fool yourself H. E is a form of prostitution, you may not get the goods the 1st time but trust and believe the 2nd time you won't be turned down that goes for every Asian Parlor in Md. Cops happy Monger happy when the cops get tired they quickly shut the establishments down. 7715 belair and taylor closed, harford and Joppa next to the firehouse bar closed ,1406 Joppa rd closed, St Paul and 25th closed, harford rd past the Mars closed, belair rd across from planet fitness closed, also belair rd down the street from planet fitness closed, belair rd by the beltway next to the bridal shop closed, it's coming again be careful folks.

A learned monger, Lex Luther, role model, sage advisor, might say, you go to an AMP unknowing, expecting, wanting, and you gain an experience, always different then the last. Sometimes, disappointing, sometimes, unremarkBle, sometimes, extraordinary. That's what we pay for, experience, then decide to frequent until bored, to share with few or many or none, then continue the search and move on as our favorite providefs always disappear.

YMMV, -30-.

[QUOTE=Bullmarket2;2718935]Had the same experience as Scumbler. Paid for one hour but only received 45 minutes from Lili. Really hate when someone cuts me short after I pay for more time. Will not repeat, even though a lovely woman.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2719286]A learned monger, Lex Luther, role model, sage advisor, might say, you go to an AMP unknowing, expecting, wanting, and you gain an experience, always different then the last. Sometimes, disappointing, sometimes, unremarkBle, sometimes, extraordinary. That's what we pay for, experience, then decide to frequent until bored, to share with few or many or none, then continue the search and move on as our favorite providefs always disappear.

YMMV, -30-.[/QUOTE]Wow JaeBmore! Very well said. And you have summed up in a few cogent words, the essence of this wretched, but exquisite hobby of ours. If there is any issue that is typical of FNGs, it is that they are deathly afraid of throwing away hobbying funds. But in reality, that is an impossibility. Because even if you hit a homerun (and that rarely happens) , you always learn something about the hobby and about life. And these are lessons that will stick with you forever.

Its an immensely satisfying to know that one has mentored someone who "gets it". Thank you JaeBmore.

LexLuther.

Excellent post. The hobby is like poker, a game of skill. You try to get your money in with the best of it but occasionally you get a bad draw. You can't take that personally, if the process is good the good times will exceed the bad but every outcome is a random realization of your efforts.

Stay safe, happy holidays.

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2719286]A learned monger, Lex Luther, role model, sage advisor, might say, you go to an AMP unknowing, expecting, wanting, and you gain an experience, always different then the last. Sometimes, disappointing, sometimes, unremarkBle, sometimes, extraordinary. That's what we pay for, experience, then decide to frequent until bored, to share with few or many or none, then continue the search and move on as our favorite providefs always disappear.

YMMV, -30-.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=JaeBmore;2719286]A learned monger, Lex Luther, role model, sage advisor, might say, you go to an AMP unknowing, expecting, wanting, and you gain an experience, always different then the last. Sometimes, disappointing, sometimes, unremarkBle, sometimes, extraordinary. That's what we pay for, experience, then decide to frequent until bored, to share with few or many or none, then continue the search and move on as our favorite providefs always disappear.

YMMV, -30-.[/QUOTE]Very well spoken. Isn't that one of the main reasons we do this? It's all part of the game. I think diving into the unknown is part of the excitement and thrill. Finding a gem is amazing, but still love the chase of finding a new adventure. Stay safe fellas.