Streetwalker Reports

For Kevon, I'm afraid. Had to start my day off with Krystal's and Kevon. Saw her staggering in front of Best Buy and knew she wasn't going to make it far. After making a few attempts at picking up the Brunette in the black dress, I decide to rescue Kevon from a for sure jaywalking or public fuckedupness charge. Parked close buy and she began her ball licking and deep throat that she is famous for. Then it happened. She fell asleep. Out like a light. Now I continued to face fuck her for another minute or 2 which I don't think is illegal because it did start out consensual. Right before my alarm cock went off, she woke on her own and said she was sorry but she'd been up 4 days. She just got back from vacation 4 days ago WTF? She did finish the deed cim as always and spit. Anyway she said LEO was fucking with her earlier threatening to charge her with child abuse or something because she's pregnant and that fucked up. It's just a matter of time maybe hours before she gets popped again. Dropped her back off in The Quadrant. Quite a few girls out this morning including Delicious Desiree looking good! Sidebar: You dumb blond Ho with the flannel shirt and jeans. I tried to pick you up a couple times but that douchebag bf or whatever is hanging on your ass like a fucking kite tail. Lose him you stupid fuck maybe someone will pick you up. You ain't ugly and might know what you're doing but none of the guys I know will pick up a Ho with their Dboy or bf tailing their ass. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Oh yea about an hour ago I saw Ash A Lay the dumb bbbbitch at the 39th St Arches begging me for a date I said girl don't you remember how our last one turned out as I was taunting her fat Preggo ass with my Big Gulp haha. Take care Brothers. SJ.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2524209]Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.[/QUOTE]Strawberry Fields Forever.

SC.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2524209]Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.[/QUOTE]Dam SJ,

Now I am in a mood for some strawberry jam for some reason! LMAO.

Go check out the Tampa SW section, I just replied to my post about my UTR dark chocolate for you to see!

I was headed to Hello Spa on East Colonial to get my favorit legit massage when I noticed a walker on Colonial outside the Spa.

She was a white girl brown hair and had a great body. When I got out of the Spa, she was being placed into a LEO car by an Orange Deputy. Too bad, she looked nice. First time reporting on this forum. Also, hello Spa gives a great foot and body massage. Total legit but really good.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2524291]For Kevon, I'm afraid. Had to start my day off with Krystal's and Kevon. Saw her staggering in front of Best Buy and knew she wasn't going to make it far. After making a few attempts at picking up the Brunette in the black dress, I decide to rescue Kevon from a for sure jaywalking or public fuckedupness charge. Parked close buy and she began her ball licking and deep throat that she is famous for. Then it happened. She fell asleep. Out like a light. Now I continued to face fuck her for another minute or 2 which I don't think is illegal because it did start out consensual. Right before my alarm cock went off, she woke on her own and said she was sorry but she'd been up 4 days. She just got back from vacation 4 days ago WTF? She did finish the deed cim as always and spit. Anyway she said LEO was fucking with her earlier threatening to charge her with child abuse or something because she's pregnant and that fucked up. It's just a matter of time maybe hours before she gets popped again. Dropped her back off in The Quadrant. Quite a few girls out this morning including Delicious Desiree looking good! Sidebar: You dumb blond Ho with the flannel shirt and jeans. I tried to pick you up a couple times but that douchebag bf or whatever is hanging on your ass like a fucking kite tail. Lose him you stupid fuck maybe someone will pick you up. You ain't ugly and might know what you're doing but none of the guys I know will pick up a Ho with their Dboy or bf tailing their ass. Anyway that's my story and I'm sticking to it. Oh yea about an hour ago I saw Ash A Lay the dumb bbbbitch at the 39th St Arches begging me for a date I said girl don't you remember how our last one turned out as I was taunting her fat Preggo ass with my Big Gulp haha. Take care Brothers. SJ.[/QUOTE]The return of " shoot me mutha fucka " Ash A Lay.

SC.

[QUOTE=StrokinJoe;2524209]Ok Brothers so here it is. After all the feedback this week about Strawberry I had to go for a round 2 to confirm my suspicions. And I did. And it was good. Maybe better than last time. I found her in the same Strawberry Patch just South of The King. She hugged and kissed me and thanked me for the wonder review and says "I'm going to give you something to write about" LOL. Went to The CasaAlaSJ or something like that and had an incredible time. This beauty is the "Caramel Carrie". I know other Brothers have had bad experiences with her but SJ will keep rolling the dice. She is as sweet and pleasing as anyone. And definitely easy on the eyes. Take care Brothers, I am spent. May have some digits for a few select friends and SM's. SJ.[/QUOTE]I'm glad that your experience has been good with her. Really hope it stays that way. She was always pretty. Ex-Dancer and all.

Next time get a pic of that rack!

I had this dream the bunny trail has been a little crazy for a while, I got no where and had a cancle, so I ventured a little north and east to Matland, and Prembrook Dr. Where there is an Extended Stay Americana. Heard about this RH Ashley. Saw her at the Wendy's very near her place, so in this dream, she invited me up to her room for a singing performance. The room, yea a room, was nice and very clean, the bed was even made. Ashley was just out of the shower. Nice girl. If you are looking for a young spinner, move on and pass. Great, and I do mean great singing. This one wants to please. 35 min non stop except for a few times to avoid an early ovation. Her choice Yea, she said not yet. I want to show you some other songs I know. Loves it when you tell her how to sing and wants the song to be perfect. Took instructions so well and added some other tongue twisting yoddling that Annie Oakly would have been proud of. Asked for an encore and it was so good I had to tap out. 4 Chris5, she is as good as our old buddy. You may want to try a singing session. It set me back 4 and a 1/2 rows. I moved back to 5 and 1/2 rows because she gave it her all. Have digits, but she has a BP ad with 3 or 4 pics. If you put Ashley in the little box, magically, she pops up. I think it is under body rubs, because she does that on the side. It was a good dream ann I woke up and drove back on 417.

[QUOTE=SantaClause;2524343]The return of " shoot me mutha fucka " Ash A Lay.

SC.[/QUOTE]I love my life. What can I say LOL.

[QUOTE=Fuzzy;2524349]I'm glad that your experience has been good with her. Really hope it stays that way. She was always pretty. Ex-Dancer and all.

Next time get a pic of that rack![/QUOTE]I will Fuzzy. I was so mesmerized by the dolphins I felt like I was a little kid at Sea World. Take care Brother. SJ.

[QUOTE=Rookiemonger;2524307]Dam SJ,

Now I am in a mood for some strawberry jam for some reason! LMAO.

Go check out the Tampa SW section, I just replied to my post about my UTR dark chocolate for you to see![/QUOTE]Thanks Brother I like me some dark chocolate especially after the Strawberries and cream last night. Can't find pics in the Tampa SW thread you posted. PM me a hint. It's probably right in front of my beady little eyes. Take care Mr RM.

[QUOTE=TeenLover;2523317]I was out last night from about 12 - 3, really was nothing to see until this perfect little spinner BSW, about 5' tall, long brown curly hair wearing thigh high stockings at 4 2nd St. Now I never see black escorts so I'm not going to scoop up a BSW but I'm about to make an exception and begin my you turn when the skies light up with about 50 mongers that came out of nowhere. It was like a laser light show at a Stones concert with all the cars spinning around.

It was a free for all with about 10 people trying to scoop the poor girl up, she nearly got run over. Someone in a white Nissan won the prize. I did see her later without the stockings though.[/QUOTE]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.[/QUOTE]Dude, sorry for your Ericka experience. I have written several reports warning other unsuspecting mongers about her. She got me too. She is just not worth the hassle. Hopefully people read both of our posts and STAY AWAY FROM ERICA!

On a positive note, Kevon is back. Caught up with her and DAMN, she gets better every time I get with her. Other than that, Saturday was pretty dead from what I saw. Stay safe!

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685]Yes their is. Their is the possibility I know this girl. Consider yourself lucky you didn't pick her up. Let me explain. Once a week I visit my psychiatrist. He starts off by asking if I still hated my mother. I said no, theres someone new. I proceeded to explain that I had picked up this short perfect little BSW spinner in my white Nissan at a laser lite show at the stones show on OBT, her name was Erica. I said 1. -She wanted me to buy her a drink, Ok then. 2. - She wanted me to buy her some food at Checkers, OK then 3. - Get condoms- OK then. So finally we park. And I ask her to take off her top so I can play with her breasts- while receiving a BJ. She said that's extra- OK then- she looks at my condoms and said their thins- so she says I must wear 2- Ok then (now I know what my dick feels like on novacaine- like when you go to the dentist and can't feel your lower lip). She does the BJ for about 30 seconds and says her jaw hurts. I say- not Ok- and proceed to throw her out of my van. The doc said I've heard of this before on previous posts of USASG- Its called Erica Syndrome. Technical diagnosis for her is Demented Obnoxia. Symptoms for those who catch this syndrome is deflated genitalia and extreme anxyietia.[/QUOTE]And if anyone asks why I never pick up black girls, see above. Truth be told, I got sidetracked by the stockings. You never see that. Thanks for the help.

[QUOTE=Montes2;2524685] then- she looks at my condoms and said they're thins- so she says I must wear two[/QUOTE]Now 'that's' funny. I guess if they had been the 'super-thin' ones, you'd have had to wear three (or more)? Maybe that's why they come in packs of three.

[QUOTE=RPG1166;2523510]I'm not really in the SW game but I happened to be coming home early from a western bar north of this.

I had a few friends in my car who I was joking with about being terrible at spotting the SWs on OBT. They.

Finally successfully identify two as we pass the 7/11 near the 528, but only because cops had a John being.

Cuffed in the parking lot beside them. So like a good designated driver I pull a you-turn and go into.

Gawking / rubbernecking mode.

The guy that got busted was a Hispanic male 40 years oldish wearing blue / white striped short sleeved shirt.

And jeans. Not sure what he was driving. Tow truck never came to the gas station that I saw.

So my friends wanted to watch the girls work so I pulled into the 7/11 after the cops cleared and grabbed a soda.

While they sat in the car and watched the SWs perform their trade.

Here is descriptions of the 4 girls we saw. Maybe someone can identify the decoys based on these descriptions, or.

Maybe they were all 4 decoys. I wasn't sure.

Older pair: Were standing on the side of OBT right in front of 7/11. Never moved up or down the street. Looked.

Like they were amateurs compared to others I've seen. Never left each others side.

Girl #1 - White female, mid 40's, 5'8" tall, 150-160 lbs medium to heavy build, freckled / tan complexion, curly brown hair just above shoulders, b to c cup chest.

Wearing jean shorts and a short sleeved blue top. Was aggressively flirting with cars stopped at the red light.

Girl #2 - Hispanic female, mid 30's, 5' 4" tall, 140-150 lbs medium build, light complexion for a latina, straight black hair past shoulders, small b cup chest.

Wearing khaki shorts and a long sleeved grey skin tight shirt. Looked uncomfortable the entire time and never saw her approach anyone herself.

She just followed girl #1's lead.

Younger pair: They were between Baymont and 7/11 when I pulled in. They were moving up and down the block. They split up frequently and.

Were only talking to parked cars.

Girl #3 - While female, 25 years oldish, 5' 6" tall, 125-130 lbs medium build, tan complexion, frizzy brown hair up in a bun or ponytail, b cup chest.

Wearing cutoff jean shorts and a white tshirt.

Girl #4 - Hispanic female, 20-24 years old, 5' 4" tall, 100-110 lbs petite build, light complexion for a latina, long silky black hair worn down past shoulders.

A cup chest. Wearing long fitted khaki slacks with a light colored short sleeved top. Saw her approach a black mustang or camaro by herself while I was inside.

Hope this helps. Watch your 6 guys. Wouldn't wish this way for anyone's weekend to start.

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Please do not post reports with unnecessary hard returns in the Forum. [i]Thanks![/i][/blue][/QUOTE]Wow first report about cops- not about picking up a girl. (wonder why) RPG -rocket propelled grenade- wonder who hired a lot of our soldiers coming out of Iraq. Listen to the detail of how he describes suspects (oops.) " wearing long fitted khaki slacks " half the report is used describing things. (wonder why) " Perform their trade " dripping with condescending colloquialism. To try and throw us off -he pretends like he can't figure out who are the decoys. Like he's one of the 15 Spanish guys that got caught. He's obviously white coming from Cowboys. Watch your 6 - sounds like TAC patrol to me. Wouldn't want to ruin your weekend. Is that a subtle warning. Who thinks like that. If you were there- like I was watching those poor boys being tossed around like rag dolls. With 5 or six guns pointed at them- cause they couldn't believe what was happening to them and they spoke Spanish. You would feel nothing but pity for them. Not gloat about ruining their weekend. Sick.