Escort Reports

This is basically everything you need to know about my approach to the world.

[QUOTE=ChineseGuy1122;4243489]I am usually a pretty good judge of character (with the exception of the last 5 girls that robbed me)[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=ChineseGuy1122;4245219]So I received a text from Jody around 11 am this morning and she says "My pimp says I need to make $800 by noon. Can you please help me? I'm thinking. WTF?. Does this girl have amnesia and think we met last night and I actually like her? So I play along and respond, "of course I will help you honey. Why does he need you to make so much? She responds, " we both need our fix and I need to buy meds for my bipolar disorder. ". . I'm thinking. Drug addict and crazy? How do I get so lucky to find these gems?

I respond and say, I will be happy to drive over and bring you the money, but I want to hand it to you in person to you and your pimp. I ask, do you want anything else, like for me to pick up some food bc you guys might get hungry while you are shooting up your drugs. She responds, "that would be amazing".

I'm thinking. Can this this girl be this dumb? She says, "can you send me a pic? You are so nice and want to see what you look like? Before I respond, I google, "ugliest and scariest male ever" and find a hideous image of a man that even the bravest, swankiest escorts would not want to see and text her the image. I then say, "I am on my way and will be there in 30 min"..[/QUOTE]That was awesome I would have loved to have heard the conversation between the two of them as this unfolded.

Hey guys, I thought everyone should know this. I've been shopping for years since I was 18, I'm 27 now. This was my first experience where my heart was pounding out of my chest LOL her name is Kylie she's in naperville. We texted for hours and then I popped and decided to go there for $160 hour. She texted me photos of her face and I was more than happy. The particular area she wanted me to meet her in was filled with hotels, I scanned the area first and every seemed to have checked out. Parked in the back back to see what happens while I text her. I texted her and told her "I'm here" almost immediately a marked patrol car pulled up where I was *in the dark shady side of the hotel* I presumed he saw me back my car into a spot & turned off my lights. I waited 5-10 minutes as she was taking her time responding. Which seemed to almost match the patrol cars movements. I asked for her room number and she told me to walk to the front door. Thats when I left and the patrol car followed me for several blocks, until I got in I-88 to get thy hell out of there. All I can say is, can anybody offer me advice on this? Usually I stick with parlors because I know how to read those places but independents I've never done and I really want to because I'm sick of getting HJ's and the occasional FS at Parlors LOL. Can anything come back to me on that night? My word usage on text is always "massage" never anything direct or even in person but nothing felt right about that night. Here's the link.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1517377[/URL]

[QUOTE=ChineseGuy1122;4245219]I'm thinking. Drug addict and crazy? How do I get so lucky to find these gems?[/QUOTE]You Do know that the crazy ones give the best Fuks. LOL The First Rule of Monger Club is do not give money upfront. The Second Rule of Monger club is DO NOT GIVE MONEY UPFRONT. LOL.

[QUOTE=Ch1009;4244503]Following up on the 411 with Selena, if anyone knows if she is still hosting after she left MCE. I'd really appreciate any leads! Please! She is my ATF![/QUOTE]PM me for details.

[QUOTE=Irish4553;4245739]Hey guys, I thought everyone should know this. I've been shopping for years since I was 18, I'm 27 now. This was my first experience where my heart was pounding out of my chest LOL her name is Kylie she's in naperville. We texted for hours and then I popped and decided to go there for $160 hour. She texted me photos of her face and I was more than happy. The particular area she wanted me to meet her in was filled with hotels, I scanned the area first and every seemed to have checked out. Parked in the back back to see what happens while I text her. I texted her and told her "I'm here" almost immediately a marked patrol car pulled up where I was *in the dark shady side of the hotel* I presumed he saw me back my car into a spot & turned off my lights. I waited 5-10 minutes as she was taking her time responding. Which seemed to almost match the patrol cars movements. I asked for her room number and she told me to walk to the front door. Thats when I left and the patrol car followed me for several blocks, until I got in I-88 to get thy hell out of there. All I can say is, can anybody offer me advice on this? Usually I stick with parlors because I know how to read those places but independents I've never done and I really want to because I'm sick of getting HJ's and the occasional FS at Parlors LOL. Can anything come back to me on that night? My word usage on text is always "massage" never anything direct or even in person but nothing felt right about that night. Here's the link.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1517377[/URL][/QUOTE]Nah, you'll never hear about it again. He let you go. Unlikely this was an organized sting as they wouldn't want marked cruisers in sight as potential victims pulled onto the property. In a sting they'll wait until they get you in the room with the undercover girl and then make the arrest. At that point they have a full trail from ad to face-to-face and you're not getting out of it without a really good attorney. But, you probably still dodged a bullet. They know full well what goes on those low to mid priced hotels by the highway and they stay visible patrolling that area on purpose. At the least they know they can scare guys off, like they did with you. At worst if they think you're really suspicious or just feel like being asses there's still a charge they can stick you with. Technically, if you're on hotel property without being a registered customer or a verifiable guest of a registered customer, you're trespassing. So if they decide to stop you as you're entering or leaving and you can't name a name and room # you're visiting that they can verify with the front desk, they can charge you. It may not stick in court, but for a lot of guys that'll have the same effect as a solicitation charge. Try explaining to a SO, nosy boss, etc why you have to go to court for being at a random Extended Stay on a weekday afternoon. You probably wouldn't have this worry at a big full service hotel with restaurant, bar, coffee shop, etc but like I said, they know what goes on at the places that are just a parking lot, lobby, and rooms. You can never be 100% safe, but especially these days always best to stick with previously reviewed independents and leave yourself plenty of time to do a drive by and get comfortable with the area.

[QUOTE=FlorJulio1079;4244352]I'm sure by now most of you know about Lara and Ola otherwise known as the Norridge girls. Well, today I decided to try them out so I booked the both for an hour. Set up was incredibly easy and once I got there they told me where to head as it's a little bit confusing. Anyway, as soon as I reach the door I'm greeted by Lara in that red lingerie she has in the ads and in the living room was Ola in pink patties and braless and I can't tell you enough how beautiful those tits are. We head into the bedroom pretty quickly and undress. I lay down on the bed and immediately those two beautiful bodies get on top of me and start kissing every inch of my body. Then Ola starts playing with junior while I'm enjoying Lara's tits. This is where it gets good Lara goes down to help Ola. They both start sucking my dick and balls. I can't describe the feeling but it sure as hell felt like I was in heaven. Lara sucks dick a little bit better and Ola is more a balls girl. Seeing them look up at me made me burst it was like something out of a porno. Then, Lara gets on top in reverse cowgirl and looking at that big juicy ass slamming against my pelvis was something every one should experience. Ola got on as well with those tits bouncing up and down I definetely lost track of time. Then I had them both get in doggystyle position. I didn't know where to start but I sure as hell finished strong. Trust me there is no other place where you're money will be better spent.[/QUOTE]Can you share a link to either of their ads? I think I may need to see the two of them.

Thank you!

[QUOTE=Pibroch;4246473]Can you share a link to either of their ads? I think I may need to see the two of them.

Thank you![/QUOTE]Ola:[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31578767/7734941568[/URL].

Lara: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/30796287/8155176628[/URL].

Just saw them both today. Lara told me she is staying until May 24, and Ola said she is probably staying until the end of May. There is another girl coming to the Belmont location in a couple of weeks, so the NG lineup will change by June. Too bad, because either both of them really like their job, or they are really good at faking it.

Was this near Naper blvd and ogden rt34? If so those hotels have been used for stings in the past.

[QUOTE=Irish4553;4245739]Hey guys, I thought everyone should know this. I've been shopping for years since I was 18, I'm 27 now. This was my first experience where my heart was pounding out of my chest LOL her name is Kylie she's in naperville. We texted for hours and then I popped and decided to go there for $160 hour. She texted me photos of her face and I was more than happy. The particular area she wanted me to meet her in was filled with hotels, I scanned the area first and every seemed to have checked out. Parked in the back back to see what happens while I text her. I texted her and told her "I'm here" almost immediately a marked patrol car pulled up where I was *in the dark shady side of the hotel* I presumed he saw me back my car into a spot & turned off my lights. I waited 5-10 minutes as she was taking her time responding. Which seemed to almost match the patrol cars movements. I asked for her room number and she told me to walk to the front door. Thats when I left and the patrol car followed me for several blocks, until I got in I-88 to get thy hell out of there. All I can say is, can anybody offer me advice on this? Usually I stick with parlors because I know how to read those places but independents I've never done and I really want to because I'm sick of getting HJ's and the occasional FS at Parlors LOL. Can anything come back to me on that night? My word usage on text is always "massage" never anything direct or even in person but nothing felt right about that night. Here's the link.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1517377[/URL][/QUOTE].

Anyone see this girl recently? Comments are mixed and say she used to work with uncle.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31978415/7084954905[/URL]

[QUOTE=Smdiw81;4246985]Anyone see this girl recently? Comments are mixed and say she used to work with uncle.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31978415/7084954905[/URL][/QUOTE]Use the search feature on this thread and look her up. She was discussed a lot a few months back. None of the discussions were positive. Stay away!

[QUOTE=Irish4553;4245739]Hey guys, I thought everyone should know this. I've been shopping for years since I was 18, I'm 27 now. This was my first experience where my heart was pounding out of my chest LOL her name is Kylie she's in naperville. We texted for hours and then I popped and decided to go there for $160 hour. She texted me photos of her face and I was more than happy. The particular area she wanted me to meet her in was filled with hotels, I scanned the area first and every seemed to have checked out. Parked in the back back to see what happens while I text her. I texted her and told her "I'm here" almost immediately a marked patrol car pulled up where I was *in the dark shady side of the hotel* I presumed he saw me back my car into a spot & turned off my lights. I waited 5-10 minutes as she was taking her time responding. Which seemed to almost match the patrol cars movements. I asked for her room number and she told me to walk to the front door. Thats when I left and the patrol car followed me for several blocks, until I got in I-88 to get thy hell out of there. All I can say is, can anybody offer me advice on this? Usually I stick with parlors because I know how to read those places but independents I've never done and I really want to because I'm sick of getting HJ's and the occasional FS at Parlors LOL. Can anything come back to me on that night? My word usage on text is always "massage" never anything direct or even in person but nothing felt right about that night. Here's the link.

[URL]https://adultsearch.com/illinois/chicago/female-escorts/1517377[/URL][/QUOTE]What hotel?

[QUOTE=Smdiw81;4246985]Anyone see this girl recently? Comments are mixed and say she used to work with uncle.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31978415/7084954905[/URL][/QUOTE]She was working with LEO in Indiana setting guys up and then went to jail after her and her boyfriend tried to rob a guy in Joliet and he shot the boyfriend.

[QUOTE=Smdiw81;4246985]Anyone see this girl recently? Comments are mixed and say she used to work with uncle.

[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31978415/7084954905[/URL][/QUOTE]I went and looked at her previous ads on EB, The first few ads feature pictures of another girl who was discussed here recently, maybe both girls are working for the same pimp. I had reached out to the girl in the first few ads a couple of months ago and lost interest when I saw she was working out of 95th and Stony Island.

I had a dream of Lara today and wow. She is just a great person, she has a fun personality and is incredibly cute. She seriously has some of the most beautiful and captivating eyes. Can have a normal conversation with her and feels genuine. 2nd time seeing her and I will definitely look forward to her next visit. My 2nd experience was very GFE. DFK, MSOG, CIM this time which was great. Nothing at all feels mechanical with her IMO.

Hung out with Ola a few weeks back and although she is pretty attractive I will probably not see her anymore. She definitely had a more mechanical feel and the conversation was pretty dull. Might be the whole "YMMV", but my personal experience has been better with Lara.

I confirm she is leaving May 24th. Now I need to plan a trip to Poland! LOL.

I'd be curious who the next NG gal will be!

[QUOTE=RomeoPapa22;4246747]Ola:[URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/31578767/7734941568[/URL].

Lara: [URL]https://escortbabylon.net/posts_view/30796287/8155176628[/URL].

Just saw them both today. Lara told me she is staying until May 24, and Ola said she is probably staying until the end of May. There is another girl coming to the Belmont location in a couple of weeks, so the NG lineup will change by June. Too bad, because either both of them really like their job, or they are really good at faking it.[/QUOTE]