There is a reason I have him on "ignore"
[QUOTE=DankOner42;3405341]And the frustrating part is these people who have no clue.[/QUOTE]The only time I ever even know Chris exists is when one of you other members fall for some shit he is spouting and quote him. Here is a really good example. Chris claims that millions daily tune into his expertise on the Central Forida Streetwalker thread.
Fact. According to front page, UsASG has a little under a half million members.
Fiction. Chris has millions of followers.
Fact. Math and honesty are not his wrong suits. There just are'ft enough members to have millions of followers. Just can't happen.
I have always said Chris is the poster child for "stay in school."
Ok. For those with interest in trigonometry here is another issue of improbability. The most that have ever been on line at one time on USASG is about 10,000. To achieve "million" tuning in (assuming two million qualifies a "millions") that would require, drum roll please, a fresh batch of 10,000 clicking in every seven minutes all day and all night. The probability is somewhere around zilch.
Also, to really capture the cold really ty that thread is the same five guys chasing the same ten sad ladies. And the home boys are the only winners.
Guys let him alone, ignore him, let him live in his fantasy world. He is a legend in his own mind.
Just sayin,
C3.
Kind of disturbing honestly
[QUOTE=GeorgeMason;3405757]Wow Orlando, I guess he told us huh? And he told us good. After all, he THE MAN!
But then not really, we heared it all before. Nothing new here from sad, sad little Chrissy Mouse from Orlando.
Once upon a time, a very wise man said it best (below).[/QUOTE]Seeing the Chris quotes pop up is like watching a man screaming in an empty room, alone. Just raging at nothing, about nothing, forever. Is this what madness looks like?
I'm reminded of Ozymandias, the endless self-aggrandizement in the face of his own irrelevance. All sound and fury, signifying nothing.
TrailHunter, the Douchebag
[QUOTE=TrailHunter;3406038]" a very wise man said it best " here the Brown Noser is referring to A2 . Lmao.
Maynard The Snitch. Lmao.
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Maynard The Brown Noser. Lmao.
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TH LTD.[/QUOTE]Look douchebag, I really have no more time for Chriss5 errand boy. If Chriss5 have something to say to me, he man enough to speak up hisself (I think, unless you got your dick in his mouth).
But since you say you liked my jokes you asked for, I'll give you a few more, and then I won't respond to anything else you have to say. Frankly, I don't deal with insignificant errand boys.
Here's you jokes.
1. How do you know when Chriss sister has her period? She only wearing one sock.
2. Why did gay Chriss cross the road? Because he could not get his dick out of the chicken.
3. When Chriss sign up here he choose his user name as he did because 'Gay-Z' was already taken.
4. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} are starring in a new version of The Wizard of Oz. It called "Swallow the Yellow Thick Load".
5. When Chriss boyfriend {Trailhunter} die and is cremated, since they was such good lovers Chriss going to dump his ashes in a pot of chili so he can tear up Chriss ass just one more time.
6. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} never quite made it as gay burglars. Ever time they break into a house they wanted to rearrange the furniture and leave a quiche in the oven.
7. Chriss and his boyfriend {Trailhunter} do alot of boxing. Boxing was originally invented by gays. Think about it. Two topless men in silk shorts fighting over a belt.
8. Word is that Chriss and his boyfriends {Trailhunter and BlowMyMt} are really Muslims. They Muslim names are Rhammit, Jhammit and Khrammit.
9. How do you make gay Chriss fuck a woman? Shit in her pussy.
10. Chriss say he would have come out of the closet much sooner except he found that there was another man in there with him.
11. Being a gay from a poor family it was really hard for Chriss to come out. His parents could not afford to buy him a closet.
12. What do Chriss SW get after she abort Chriss baby? A "thank-you" card from the FL welfare system, and a $200 check from "Crimestoppers".
13. How do you starve Chriss? Hide his food stamps under his work boots.
14. Why do gay midgets like Chriss laugh when he runs? Because the grass tickles his balls.
15. What the first thing Chriss sister say after losing her virginity? Get off of me Bro, you crushing my cigarettes.
16. How did Chriss parents get him to stop crying when he a baby? They stick the pacifier back in his ass.
17. What the difference between Chriss and the girls he pick up on OBT? The girls have higher sperm counts.
18. What do a beer bottle and Chriss have in common? They both empty from the neck up.
19. What the smartest thing to come out of Chriss mouth? Einstein's dick.
20. What do you call a barn full of Chriss elderly black relatives? Antique farm equipment.
21. What the difference between black Chriss and a pile of dog shit? Eventually the pile of dog shit will turn white and stop stinking.
Hey Chriss you idiot, we demand to know how that 6-way is going you having with your hand!
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Post of the Fucking Century!
[QUOTE=DaisukeAramech;3406048]Seeing the Chris quotes pop up is like watching a man screaming in an empty room, alone. Just raging at nothing, about nothing, forever. Is this what madness looks like?
I'm reminded of Ozymandias, the endless self-aggrandizement in the face of his own irrelevance. All sound and fury, signifying nothing.[/QUOTE]I have see a lot of posts by folk that try to take Sissy Chrissy down with words. Many of them was good, and funny, and always true. But you have succeed here in providing the best I have ever seen, in the fewest words needed to really zero in on the essence of our sad little Chrissy Mouse of Orlando.
Congrats, that was an excellent post!
Chris5 and TrailHunter same verbiage
It's amazing how Chris5 and TrailHunter also uses the phrase, "this sexy chick" as well as many others. Chris5 aka TrailHunter is the weakest monger on USA, I have no respect for this fraud.
